Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack - Chapter 45
Before the sun went down, the three of Tang Qiaoqiao found a supply point set by the program group.
“The program team finally turned back, leaving us with water, and there is still a pot,” Xu Yuyi patted the stainless steel golden pot, smiling, “It can be used to cook and eat.”
Xu Yuyi has been completely conquered by Tang Qiaoqiao’s craftsmanship, and is thinking about what to eat next.
Tang Qiaoqiao turned over the supplies at the supply point, and said, “Let’s set up the tent first, and let’s spend the night here.”
They had no objection, so the three of them worked together to set up the tent, Tang Qiaoqiao slept one, and the two of them slept together.
After setting up the tent, the sun was about to fall to the other side of the mountain, and Tang Qiaoqiao decided to make dinner before it was completely dark.
I ate rabbits at night.
Yes, Tang Qiaoqiao caught a fat silly rabbit on the road.
“Tutu is so cute, of course I’m going to eat it.”
When Tang Qiaoqiao was about to start slaughter, Wei Yiqi volunteered to raise his hand.
“Sister Joe Qiao, let me come.”
“Huh?” Xu Yuyi looked at him in surprise. Was Wei Yiqi crazy and actually wanted to kill the rabbit? He can eat, but he can’t get this hand, and he won’t get mixed up.
Tang Qiaoqiao also asked suspiciously: “Can you do it?”
Wei Yiqi was eager to try: “I have seen you cook so many times, I thought about trying it myself.”
Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him appreciatively: “Enlightened, you deserve to be confused with your sister, then come on.”
Wei Yiqi looked excited, Xu Yuyi silently moved his **** away.
Wei Yiqi held the rabbit and walked a little further away, but Tang Qiaoqiao still didn’t feel relieved, and followed. The two squatted on the ground with their backs to Xu Yuyi, burying their heads in silly rabbits.
Xu Yuyi sat alone in front of the fire. He couldn’t see and was curious. He craned his neck but couldn’t see anything. He only heard Tang Qiaoqiao’s soft voice saying slowly: “It’s faster to get blood from the knife.”
“Yes, you have to do it simply and kill you with a single blow.”
“Turn its legs upside down and start with a slash from the leg so that it can be peeled off completely.”
“Yes, don’t worry.”
Peel it off? Peeling?
Xu Yuyi imagined the scene and shivered suddenly.
Tang Qiaoqiao is not easy to mess with this woman.
“Wow, it’s so clean.” Wei Yiqi exclaimed from time to time, and the excitement in his voice was self-evident.
Tang Qiaoqiao murmured softly, “Little rabbit, don’t be so stupid in your next life. See people who want to run faster, or they will have to be eaten.”
At this time, as the sun went down, the forest gradually dimmed. The dark forest is full of shadows, I don’t know what is hidden inside, but Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi are still burying their heads in killing rabbits, and gradually there is no sound. The scene is silent.
Hearing that the evening was the time for the magic, Xu Yuyi looked at the depths of the gloomy woods, then looked at the backs of the two people, and suddenly raised his heart.
He swallowed: “Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, are you all right?”
At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi finally turned around slowly, both holding blood-stained hands, their expressionless faces looked particularly gloomy against the firelight.
Tang Qiaoqiao said coldly: “Xu Yuyi.”
“What are you doing?” Xu Yuyi began to stammer, “What are you doing that ghostly?”
Tang Qiaoqiao didn’t laugh and laughed “hehe” twice, bending his **** paws: “I’m so cute, why do you want to eat me?”
There was a resentment in her eyes, and Xu Yuyi was startled: “Who are you, you are not Tang Qiaoqiao?”
Tang Qiaoqiao: “I was still jumping in front of you just now, you don’t know me anymore.”
Xu Yuyi stretched out his fingers tremblingly: “You got caught by a rabbit? You are wronged and indebted, and I didn’t kill you.”
Wei Yiqi also echoed with a calm face: “You don’t want to kill me, then why do you want to eat me?”
“Can you get two bodies at the same time?” Xu Yuyi’s eyes widened, and with a loud voice, he crawled into the tent embarrassedly.
“Haunted!”
Silence!
Ten seconds later.
There was a sudden burst of laughter, Tang Qiaoqiao almost turned to the ground, and Wei Yiqi kept wiping tears.
“Hahaha, I said it would definitely scare him.” Tang Qiaoqiao clutched his aching stomach with a smile.
Wei Yiqi was convinced, and she came up with this idea just a short while ago, and she really got it right.
Especially her acting skills, for a moment even he was scared.
Tang Qiaoqiao panted for a while, then suddenly turned to the camera, with the corners of his mouth raised, and said solemnly: “My name is Tang Qiaoqiao. I am a professional actor. Directors and producers can look at me. I can act in anything, even horror movies. Besides, I can cook, hold multiple jobs, and only receive a salary, so I’m not deceived.”
In fact, the photographer who was a bit scared but still took the photo dutifully:…
When you changed your face in a second, why did you suddenly advertise yourself again?
[Ma Dan, I was scared by Tang Qiaoqiao’s eyes just now, the acting is really good] [Mi Rabbit, Qiao Bao’s eyes are too fast for the scene]
[Directors, please take a look at Tang Qiaoqiao, the play is so cheap, and most importantly, her cooking skills are top-notch] [Hahahahaha, the total of these three people is definitely not more than ten years old, it’s too naive to still play this kind of game] [You guys When I was young, have you ever watched a cartoon called “Crazy Rabbit”, that is, a group of children got upper body by rabbits. It is a shadow of childhood. I still don’t understand why the school puts that kind of horror movie for us simple elementary school students. Tang Qiaoqiao’s expression reminded me of that movie in an instant] [I have also seen it, childhood shadows. Tang Qiaoqiao, you must make the rabbit very delicious, otherwise my little heart will not agree] Xu Yuyi knew that he had been bluffed by Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi, and yelled for a long time, yelling that his heart was hurt. The shock must be made up for by eating more rabbit meat.
Tang Qiaoqiao agreed, and what she made was rabbit meat with wild vine pepper.
The vine pepper is picked from the roadside, and the color is green. Compared with Chinese pepper, the taste of rattan pepper is softer and longer, with a delicate fragrance.
The rabbit meat is very tender. After adding wild rattan pepper and stewed together, the soft numb taste of rattan pepper neutralizes the fishy smell of rabbit meat. The tip of the tongue has a little numb but not too much, and the taste is very delicious.
The three of them ate a good meal, went to bed at night and took turns to watch the night, and spent the whole night peacefully.
After getting up in the morning, Xu Yuyi ran to solve his personal problems and looked excited when he came back.
“What do you think I found?”
He stretched out his hand, and there were a few green bird eggs lying on the palm of his hand.
“It’s on the tree where I peeed. It’s not high. I climbed up and was picked up. Now I have breakfast.” Xu Yuyi said triumphantly, and finally he found some food.
Tang Qiaoqiao frowned: “Do you know what kind of egg this is?”
Xu Yuyi didn’t care about his face: “It doesn’t matter what it is, as long as you can eat it.”
Tang Qiaoqiao explained: “This should be a crow egg.”
“What’s wrong, can’t the crow eat it?” Wei Yiqi asked.
“The crow’s revenge is stronger. If it finds out that you stole your cubs, be careful that it will come to you for revenge.”
Xu Yuyi: “What is a crow afraid of?”
Tang Qiaoqiao raised his eyebrows: “I’m afraid it’s not a crow here.”
Xu Yuyi suddenly felt that the egg on his hand was a hot potato: “Then I will put it back.”
“Put it back? How can it work,” Tang Qiaoqiao took the egg with a calm face, “I took it all, of course I eat it.”
Xu Yuyi: “???” Then what did you mean by scaring me for a long time?
[Xu Yuyi’s expression made me so ridiculous that I was so confused by Tang Qiaoqiao whether to eat or not] [Tang Qiaoqiao: It’s impossible to send it back, it must be eaten] Tang Qiaoqiao cooked the bird eggs The three of them ate separately, and then asked everyone to pack things quickly.
Xu Yuyi stared at the sky cautiously, without seeing a single crow’s hair. Tang Qiaoqiao must be frightening him again, how could the crow know how to get revenge, it was so funny.
Xu Yuyi just relaxed.
He snapped, and a lump fell on his forehead.
Not good!
He wiped it with his hand, gray and white, and sniffed it on the tip of his nose. His face was extremely ugly and he uttered a few words: “It’s bird droppings!”
He looked up and saw a black crow standing on the tree above his head, staring sharply at him, as if about to rush down.
What’s more terrifying is that two or three crows fell down next to it.
Nima, they also form a group, this is a group fight.
“Quickly, let’s withdraw, Xu Yuyi, your queen.” Tang Qiaoqiao lifted the bag on his back, waved his hand, and Wei Yiqi began to run.
Xu Yuyi also ran wildly, and screamed: “Why it only **** at me, you two ate it too.”
Tang Qiaoqiao shouted without looking back: “Maybe it treats your hair as a pit.”
Xu Yuyi cried and said, “Grass!”
[Prosperous in a trance]
[Tang Qiaoqiao said that, I also mentioned that Xu Yuyi’s hair color is very similar to bird feces. From now on, this hair color will not be called grandma gray, it will be called bird feces white. Yi is so sad that he finally found a few bird eggs and was found by the master. It hurts] [Xu Yuyi paid the wrong way after all, he is just a tool man 23333] [I’m really curious. All three of them ate, why the crow only troubled Xu Yuyi] [Strictly speaking, it may be because Xu Yuyi was also infected with the breath when he went to dig out the bird’s nest. The crow came from following the breath. Birds like crows are really strong in revenge, in short, don’t provoke them easily] [I learned another new knowledge, Xu Yuyi, you still have a bit of use]…
Since the live broadcast of “Survival in the Wild”, the popularity can be said to have been unprecedentedly high. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has been increasing, and the popularity of related topics has exceeded 100 million.
Before the recorded version of the show was broadcast, many netizens recorded and released various cut versions on their own.
At the same time, the top ten searches are also occupied by this show more than half.
It’s just that when #王星儿张扬落泥洞#, #王星儿蚂蟥#, #最真的野外力量# and other hot searches take turns to brush their faces, Tang Qiaoqiao’s hot search words seem to be exceptionally different.
#唐乔乔王者带青铜#
#唐乔乔 Amazing Seasoning Pot#
#唐乔乔舌尖上的野外#
#Welcome to watch Tang Qiaoqiao’s latest wild eating and broadcasting vlog#
#唐乔乔恐怖片演技#
#唐乔乔? ? Define hair color bird **** white#
…
Passersby are unknown. So, isn’t this a wilderness survival variety show? How can Tang Qiaoqiao’s style of painting be so peculiar.
Clicking into the topic, fans edited Tang Qiaoqiao’s essence into a video.
At the beginning of the video is a passionate bgm, Tang Qiaoqiao blatantly opened the way, cut through the thorns like a flat ground, and randomly speared three fish.
Although Tang Qiaoqiao used to kick the big guy’s video all over the sky before, it was taken by surveillance video after all, which is vague and always feels unreal.
But this time, Tang Qiaoqiao is really showing her amazing strength and super strong ability to adapt to the environment under the high-definition camera.
It’s really not so tough.
However, when netizens were surprised and admired by Tang Qiaoqiao’s power, the style of painting changed suddenly in the second half, and bgm also became a funny style.
When the other guests brought knives, lighters and other things in order to survive, Tang Qiaoqiao only brought a condiment jar, and he was very proud to say that 9 yuan and 9 were put together.
Netizen:? ? ?
The next thing is that Tang Qiaoqiao can conjure all kinds of delicacies in the wilderness, find water in the bamboo, and cook without a pot and bamboo tube, and so on.
Compared with another group of miserable circumstances, Tang Qiaoqiao was like going home in the wild, too leisurely.
However, when Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, and Xu Yuyi were chased by crows, everyone felt a lot more comfortable.
Finally, there was a time when Tang Qiaoqiao slumped.
As a result, the image of Tang Qiaoqiao jumped repeatedly between the strong King Kong girl, gourmet food bloggers and comedians.
The author has something to say: I have read a piece of news before that the crow retaliates against the person who digs the bird’s egg, and thought of this stalk.