Rebirth of the Comic Queen - Chapter 338
“Knock, knock…” The knock on the door continued, and Lu Yi already felt a little faint. This strange knock on the door, with one sound, was almost like a reminder, a little bit of destruction. With his defense, he became extremely weak and panicked. He was almost unable to stand. His legs were shaking all the time. If he hadn’t been supporting the wall with his hands, he would have fallen to the ground.
I don’t know when, Lu Yi’s forehead was covered with cold sweat. After the sweat cooled down, he was a little cold, but because of this, his flustered and fearful mood calmed down his mind, and he even felt An unstoppable anger! I’m just scaring myself, but someone is knocking on the door, in fact, there is nothing like this at all!
Human beings are such creatures, their emotions are always changeable, and they are easily affected by external factors and self. It is obvious that there were two battles at the last moment, and almost everything was scared, but when he figured it out at this moment After some key points, he can recover immediately and become angry directly!
“Damn! Who the **** is it?! At this time, I still found home, and you won’t make a sound when you knock on the door! Want to scare people to death?!” Lu Yi gritted his teeth and hurried forward. As he walked towards the door, he felt a big fire in his heart, unhappy. If someone is waiting for an insurance salesman or a fellow in the community to check the account, he will definitely punch that person in the face! Well, he won’t admit that he was too scared to leak urine just now.
Click!
Because he was so scared that his feet were soft before, he felt that his two legs were soft at all without any force, and he staggered to the ground, “Damn! Damn! No matter what! Who you are, I will give you a lesson that will never be remembered-and the person who came from that text message! You are the culprit, if it weren’t for your text message, how could I be scared by knocking on the door several times? Come?! So you’d better pray, don’t let me find out who you are, otherwise I absolutely want you to regret being born in this world!”
“Knock, knock…” After a pause for a few seconds, the knock on the door sounded again, and two bulging veins burst out on Lu Yi’s forehead!
“Knock knock knock, knock on your uncle! Hurry up! Who are you especially!?” Lu Yi didn’t know where the strength came from, he bounced off the ground suddenly, and grabbed the room in two steps. In front of the door.
Um? no one? !
Through the cat’s eye, Lu Yi can clearly see the situation in front of the door, there is no one, there is no place where the figure is short and the cat’s eye can’t see it. His manga level actually needs to be considered, but the manuscript fee is not low, and he has saved a lot of money.
Therefore, the cat’s eye on his door is naturally not a bargain, but a special product like a concave-convex mirror. After the reflection of the concave-convex mirror, he can see the situation outside the door through the small cat’s eye, and the door is unobstructed. There is no one outside now.
“Damn! You run fast! Otherwise, I have to beat you to death today!” Lu Yi cursed, he has now determined that this is which bear kid on the floor is coming to a prank, and he wants to suspect the object. , The 11-year-old bear kid in room 12o3 next door to his house, this bear kid doesn’t spoof him once or twice.
Because when he was in the elevator a few years ago, Lu Yi put a fart in the elevator, and then sternly blamed the bear boy. Since then, the bear boy has taken grudges, and he often spoofed him. He also gave him two slaps while his parents were away, so the two feuds ended.
Lu Yi still remembers that on the first day of the Lunar New Year this year, when he left the house, as soon as he opened the door of the house, he was frightened and collapsed to the ground by the sound of a firecracker. In that matter, he deliberately spent money to find someone to exchange for such a special cat’s eye.
[Pull a firecracker, I don’t know if you have heard of it. A firecracker has a wire at each end. You only need to pull the wires at both ends, and the firecrackers will explode. Today, my cousin, the bear child, is on both ends of the door handle of my house. With this one bolted, I opened the door…bang!
Well, then I beat up the bear boy. I thought it was fun, so I told everyone about it (laughs)]
However, Lu Yi was wrong this time, because the bear boy next door to him was already asleep now. It was Ghost Nanako who knocked on the door, and Ghost Nanako was seeing Lu Yi looking angrily and wanted to turn around. When leaving, knocked on the door with a smirk.
Lu Yi: “…………!!!”
He just looked outside the empty door like this, and then the sound of knocking on the door came into his ears. At that moment, Lu Yi’s eyes widened and his eyes were as big as Tongling. His face instantly turned pale, and then turned into waxy yellow. People can no longer hold their feet, and collapsed to the ground.
Lu Yi’s teeth trembled, his mouth trembling constantly, and after a miserable howl as if he was shot through a chrysanthemum by a sharp arrow, he crawled into the living room, looking really embarrassed, “Chuck ….. There are…. There are ghosts!”
“Hahahahahaha…” And Nanako, the ghost outside the door, saw Lu Yi’s frightened **** peeing stupidly, smiled immediately and covered her abdomen with her hand, squatting on the ground, she couldn’t even smile. coming.
The ghost Nanako squatted on the ground and slowed down for a minute. Only then did she reduce her smile, stood up again, and stepped directly into the Lu’s family. She is a ghost, and the door is not closed, for her. There is no difference, because she can walk directly through the wall, she is so self-willed!
“Amitabha Buddha, the relic, the color is not different from the empty, the empty is not the different color…” At this time, Lu Yi did not know where to turn out a cross, holding it tightly with his hands, and placing it on his chest. Earlier, he obviously took Christian utensils, but he read Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, and he would pull a few sentences back and forth, and the scene seemed to be inexplicably funny.
He didn’t want to think about it. He took the cross, but he read the Buddhist scriptures again. If you do this, in the eyes of the two gods, they are all ungodly pagans, just like you. Guys, do you want two big gods to bless you? Dream it!
Moreover, the ghost Nanako does not know whether the big Sakyamuni and the big **** of this world have become gods, but she knows that the cross that Lu holds in one hand, and the scriptures in his mouth. Wen, this “evil spirit” is of no use to her. Instead, she felt that Lu Yi came and went just these few words, and the sound was as unpleasant as a duck, which pollutes her ears, so for Let Lu Yi listen to his mental pollution, the ghost Nanako directly picked up a teacup on the table, which was the largest limit weight among the world’s objects that she could afford, and threw it on Lu Yi’s face, smashing him. Suddenly, the exclamation of’Oh’ was uttered.
To be honest, from a human point of view, Nanako’s strength is not enough to see. She can’t handle objects weighing more than two kilograms, so her smashing damage is actually not powerful at all, but Luyi I was so frightened that I jumped up, scrambling around the room, falling down several times, and hitting a lot of furniture.
The ghost Nanako just watched Lu Yi, the “mad rabbit” scurrying around in the house. She hadn’t formally started her work yet, Lu Yi had bruised herself, and her face was knocked out. A lot of bruises were knocked on the coffee table, and his forehead was broken.
After Lu Yi went around for a while, he didn’t know which sinus was the wrong one, and suddenly became crazy and excited.
“Come out! Get out of me! I’m not afraid of you! Get out of me!” Lu Yi didn’t know how to pick up a broom from that corner, waving wildly around, roaring constantly in his mouth.
Ghost Nanako: “…” This is what you asked for, and it’s too early. I still have a few “clients” to visit, so it’s time to start the formal plot.
Snapped.
After a soft beep, the light in the living room suddenly went out, and the whole house was completely dark… Then, the TV in the hall suddenly turned on by itself, and the screen turned on.
‘Miss Sadako, Nanako, a junior, salute you! “The ghost Nanako said to herself, and then she got into the TV.
Rustle rustle….
Because the ghost Nanako interfered with the TV with its own special ghost magnetic field, there was no show on the TV, but a snowy snow.
Then the ghost Nanako’s figure began to appear in front of Lu Yi, with a blood-red dress and a long drape covering his face, and his snow-white wrists were covered with blood (ketchup), and the whole person slowly crawled out of the TV.
With a sound like a soft sound when breaking through the water curtain, Nanako stretched out one hand from the TV, and then the other hand, head, neck, chest, waist, abdomen, thighs, and finally the whole person from the TV. Climb out!
Since Nanako officially announced his true identity in front of the public ~www.mtlnovel.com~, her popularity and fame have reached the peak of an ordinary person who can’t imagine right, and she is still increasing daily, and her fame is like this. For ordinary people, things are invisible and intangible. Although everyone knows that it is good for oneself, it is only realized from the side. It is impossible for ordinary people to really receive such things as fame. of.
But the ghost Nanako is different, because she is no longer a human being. She is a ghost, and she can directly absorb such special things as fame, and it is of great benefit to her! It’s like the incense in some fairy-xia novels has an uplifting effect on ghosts and gods.
Therefore, the ghost Nanako has absorbed the fame that has gathered on her and Nanako, and has obtained great benefits. She can’t help but feel that it has become stronger, and her body is more solid, and she can even use the ghost. The body, really touch the object that feels the world!
And now, she can even show up in front of normal people in a short time!
Lu Yi was so silly watching the ghost Nanako slowly crawling in front of him step by step. He was so scared that he couldn’t move his eyelids. He could only look at this red in despair. The girl in clothes crawled over and put a hand on his calf.
“Uh…he…” Lu Yi groaned a few meaningless screams in his throat, then rolled his eyes and fainted with foam from his mouth.
“It’s disgusting… I was scared to pee.” The ghost Nanako glanced at the yellowish-brown water stains on the ground in disgust, then patted the non-existent dust on her body, turned around and left without looking back. NS.
Tow away, next one!
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