Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 143
Zuo Jie was very curious. He would never stop until he reached his goal. He said, “second brother, can I call you second brother? You should like the one who came first. Can I chase the one who came later?”
Xiao SA stared: “if you’re not afraid of death, go and try!”
Zuo Jie patted his chest with his hand: “second brother, I’m not afraid of death for the sake of a beautiful woman! But you’re my second brother. If she’s your girlfriend, brother, I’m not afraid of death, and I can’t do this immoral thing!”
What a mess? Xiao SA didn’t bother to talk to him. She went into the bedroom and took toiletries to go to the bathroom to wash and sleep, but she heard Peng Xiaofang sigh: “Dude, you know what? There are three male and one female counselors in class 1 and 4 of our Chinese department. Class 1 is a female. I saw it today. It’s as beautiful as heaven! Tut Tut, it’s really like a sunken fish and a sunken goose. It’s a pity that the counselors in class 2, class 3 and class 4 are all men. What’s wrong with him! Why didn’t I belong to class 1? It’s too bad!”
Everyone was immediately in high spirits. Li junshuang asked, “what’s the name of the head teacher of class one?”
Peng Xiaofang: “I’ve made it clear. My name is Ouyang Wanqing. I stayed in school after graduation this year.”
Li Jun held his arms together and said, “Wow! What a poetic name! Heaven has pity on the grass, and the world has a heavy sunny night. Once you hear this name, you know that people’s appearance must not be wrong!”
Yang Fan sniffed: “do people look beautiful with a nice name? Your name is junshuang. Tell me, where are you handsome? Your teeth are very handsome! But it’s not junshuang, it’s junwushuang!”
Everyone looked at Li Jun and smiled. It turned out that Li Jun’s teeth were black, yellow, black and yellow, and they were scarce and uneven. It was good not to open their mouth, but it would be a great waste of scenery as soon as they opened their mouth.
Li junshuang was not annoyed. It seems that he has been in battle for a long time and has been laughed at countless times. He said, “brother, this is natural beauty. Don’t be jealous! By the way, did Mr. Peng Laosan and Mr. Ouyang Wanqing talk about boyfriends?”
Peng Xiaofang shook her head and said, “this is not clear.”
Li junshuang: “ask quickly!”
Peng Xiaofang stared: “Li Laowu, what do you want? I just like it. Do you want to cross the bar?”
Yang Fan patted Peng Xiaofang on the back of the head: “what do you like! What do you like!! how capable are you? Dare you say you like it?”
Peng Xiaofang burned the fire on Xiao Sa: “I’m incompetent. Xiao Er always has the ability!” this is obviously a mockery of Yang Fan’s inexplicable fall by Xiao SA twice just now.
Xiao SA lay shot, but he didn’t want to go into their muddy water. He hurriedly said, “it’s none of my business. Who likes who likes who!” then he went out of his bedroom and took a bath in the bathroom.
While I was taking a bath, I heard another two students who were also taking a bath in the public bathroom talking about Ouyang Wanqing. I heard a man say, “Qin Lang, you didn’t see Ouyang Wanqing, teacher. If you saw it, you must be as blind as me! It’s so beautiful! It’s so beautiful that it’s called the world of miserable people! My eyes were bright and blind at that time! From small to large, she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen!”
Another boy replied, “Zhou Yi, you are a hungry ghost in color! But after listening to you, I really want to see her! Isn’t tomorrow the opening ceremony? She should show up.”
Xiao Sa’s heart is funny. It seems that wherever she is, beautiful female teachers are always the object of male YY. Especially in college, which male is not energetic and has excess hormone secretion? These days, it’s no better than later. She can get married while going to college.
After taking a bath, he returned to his bedroom. The discussion about Ouyang’s evening sunshine was still in full swing. Xiao SA didn’t want to participate. He fell asleep on the bed and said, “it’s really not the same thing for him to mix with a group of little children who are in heat all the time. We have to rent a house quickly. No, it’s better to buy a house.”
The next morning, at the opening ceremony of Beijing University Freshmen, they sat in different departments and classes. The first thing that stunned Xiao SA was not Ouyang Wanqing, but Li Man. She was also in the Chinese department and was in the same class with him. Xiao SA smiled bitterly. He kept cutting and reasoning!
Li man naturally saw Xiao SA early and raised her beautiful chin like a demonstration at him. Xiao SA couldn’t cry or laugh. She found a seat far away from her and was about to sit down. Suddenly, someone shouted to him in English: “teacher Xiao SA!”
The sound came from the back. Xiao SA looked back and was immediately happy. It was Ike. The exotic Ike not only had beautiful appearance, but also had rich breasts and fat hips, which attracted attention. All his eyes gathered together.
Regardless of this, Xiao SA still joked, “little cute, you’re here to attend the school opening ceremony?”
As soon as Ike heard Xiao SA call her “little cute”, he smiled like a flower, squeezed into an empty seat next to Xiao SA and sat down and said, “my Chinese listening is still very poor. Can Mister Shaw help me later?”
Xiao SA nodded and asked her, “where’s Steve? Why isn’t he with you?”
Ike: “we are in the foreign student class. He sits with his classmates.”
Xiao Sa: “you look so beautiful and run around. Can he rest assured?”
Ike was very happy: “your Chinese boy is too shy to say love. What’s wrong with him?”
Xiao Sa: “you’re wrong. You don’t know us Chinese very well. We Chinese like to do it. Besides, the motto of Tsinghua University is that actions speak louder than words! And you Americans like to boast. You talk about what you do first, but you don’t necessarily dare to do it.”
Xiao SA saw the motto on the motto monument at Shuimu Tsinghua University yesterday. At the moment, he just used it to joke with Ike.
“Action is better than words.” Ike slowly tasted and thought word by word, and then was surprised and said, “Mister Shaw, this is broad and profound, simple and easy to understand, full of life philosophy, and deeply educated me! I will do the same in the future: action is better than words.”
Xiao sprinkled his thumb and said, “children can be taught.”
Ike looked blankly, “who is the child? Do you call me a child?”
Xiao SA laughed: “yes, that means you are a sensible child. You are a sensible and smart little girl!”
“Thank you, teacher!” Ike was praised by Xiao SA and smiled, but shook his head: “I’m a girl, but not a little girl.”
Xiao Sa: “we in China say that girls who have not been married are called little girls. You are not a little girl. Have you been married?”
Ike immediately shook his head and said, “I’m not married. I’m a little girl!”
There was a “puff” smile behind Xiao SA. Xiao SA looked back and saw a beautiful girl with skin like snow.
When the girl saw him turn back, she smiled and said, “what are you talking about?”
Xiao SA said solemnly, “are you also an unmarried little girl? I teach foreign children that actions speak louder than words, and I also teach her to cherish the little girl. When a girl is old, she is not so cute!”
Xiao Sa’s words obviously had a tone of teasing and teaching, and the girl’s face turned red. She was a little angry and said, “it’s always better than your boys. When boys are old, they get bad!”
This is obviously a rebuke. Xiao SA smiled and said, “little girl, have you seen a bad big boy? Do you want me to recommend one to you?”
Girl: “bah! Recommend yourself to me. What’s your name?”
Xiao Sa: “that’s no good. I’m still a pure little boy! How do you think you’re like a wolf grandmother? You look like a man eater! The little girl is angry and ugly. Come on, smile!”
“Laugh at you, big head!” the girl actually reached out and slapped Xiao SA on the back of the head, and then said in English: “Ike, go back to my class seat.”
Ike stood up and said with a smile, “yes, Mr. Ouyang.”
Xiao SA was stunned.
what? What? What? Miss Ouyang? Is she Ouyang Wanqing? Isn’t she a counselor in class one? Why did you take the international student class again? And why is she so young? More girls than girls! However, the students in the dormitory were right. They had a face like Chen Yuanyuan, which brought disaster to the country and the people, and their figure was also slim and moving.
Ike smiled and said, “goodbye, Miss Xiao SA!”
Ouyang Wanqing glared at Xiao Sa: “teacher? How thick skinned! Your name is Xiao SA, and I remember you! A pure little boy! Wait for grandma wolf to clean you up!” then he took Ike’s hand and went back to the study class.
Xiao SA asked the students next to him to know that the international student class is class 1.
Well, bad luck! Just at the beginning of school, I hit the teacher’s gun!
