Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 144
Li Man: “bah!”
Xiao Sa: “after so long, why hasn’t the ceremony started yet?”
Li Man: “I’m waiting for the headmaster.”
Xiao Sa: “so many people are waiting for him, cow force!”
Li Man: “awesome? Who makes people the president of Beijing University? However, you don’t seem to be the president yet. How do I think you are more awesome than him!”
Xiao Sa: “that’s right. His cow force was blown by others. My cow force is real!”
Li man burst out laughing, pinched Xiao Sa’s arm with his hand and said, “let me see, is it true or false?”
At this time, I heard the announcement on the podium: “the school opening ceremony begins now. All stand up!”
Xiao SA and li man stood up and stopped spitting.
After the opening ceremony, Xiao SA gathered in different classes. He lazily found a seat in the back of the classroom. Unexpectedly, li man followed him and sat down next to him. Li man is wearing a snow-white dress today. Her long hair is floating and her skin is better than snow. In addition, she has a beautiful face and a slim and moving figure. When she enters the classroom, it is like a beautiful scenery, which immediately attracts the attention of all boys.
Xiao SA frowned and said to li man, “you’d better stay away from me!”
Li Man’s chin tilted: “why?”
Xiao Sa: “you’re making enemies for me! Don’t you see that all the boys in the class are staring at me. Their eyes are like a knife. They just hate to kill me!”
Li man smiled: “is there such an exaggeration as you said?”
Xiao Sa: “am I exaggerating? Look for yourself. When you sit here, all the boys are eyeing me one by one, like I have a deep hatred!”
Li man was very happy and said with a smile: “deserve it! Who let you be my deskmate in high school? It’s the same in four years of college. Anyway, I’ll sit wherever you sit. Don’t try to avoid me!”
Xiao SA scolded: “follow the asshole!” suddenly remembered that he had scolded hospitality, and his heart hurt again.
Li man didn’t care, but he still smiled and said, “just follow the asshole!”
Xiao Sa: “why bother? Aunt!”
Li Man: “I’d love to!”
Xiao SA was helpless and didn’t bother to tell her. At this time, the counselor came in. Sure enough, he was a man. He first introduced himself. His name was Zhu Minghui. He was also a graduate student who stayed in school to teach. He was medium-sized, slightly fat and had a public face. He liked to repeat and wordy in his speech.
After Zhu Minghui introduced himself, the next step is the old routine. Let each student introduce himself. There are 45 students in class 2. There are 25 girls and only 20 boys. Qin Lang and Zhou Yi, who talked about Ouyang’s evening sunshine in the bathroom yesterday, are also students of class 2. Qin Lang is from Shandong Province and Zhou Yi is from Fujian Province.
Xiao SA saw Su Xiaobei again. She was wearing a light yellow dress. She was petite and delicate. Compared with li man, she had another graceful and charming style, which attracted the attention of boys.
Another girl also attracted Xiao Sa’s attention. She was Li Shuqin from the capital. It was not that she was very beautiful, but that Xiao SA felt her calmness and atmosphere. Yes, it’s atmosphere! This temperament can not be developed overnight. It should be naturally generated in a special environment. It seems that her background is not simple! Xiao SA read countless people in his previous life and was confident that his judgment would not be wrong.
Li Man recruited a wave of hatred for Xiao SA when introducing himself: “my name is li man. I come from Tanzhou, Hunan Province with Xiao SA, and I am in the same class and table with Xiao SA.”
The whole class immediately talked. Xiao SA stared at li man, but Li Man tilted her chin, indicating that she wanted to say so on purpose.
This dead girl is crazy! Is there such a declaration of sovereignty? Xiao SA scolded in his heart.
After the class introduced themselves, Zhu Minghui said, “the last first class on Friday is the class meeting. This week’s class meeting will elect the class committee of our class. Students who are willing can sign up and give a speech on the stage.”
Zhu Minghui finished class. Xiao SA was about to get up and leave, but li man grabbed him and said, “are you running for election?”
Xiao Sa: “well, I’m not born to be an official! What? Moved? Little official fan!”
Li Man: “I’m a little official fan! I want to run for monitor. You have to support me!”
Xiao Sa: “you can be elected without my support. All 25 boys in the class will vote for you if they don’t pull.”
Li Man: “I’m not kidding you.”
Xiao Sa: “yes, I’ll do the work of several friends in our bedroom tonight, and then I’ll do the work of other boys’ dormitories. I don’t care about girls. You can solve it yourself.”
Li Manmei smiled: “Cheng.”
After lunch in the canteen and back to the bedroom, Xiao SA patted his hand and said, “brothers, the second brother has something to ask you now. Don’t push away!”
Pangdun zuojie was the first to stand up and say, “second brother, you don’t have to say anything!”
Others smiled and looked at Xiao SA and said, “come on, second brother, what’s up?”
Xiao Sa: “my high school deskmate li man wants to run for monitor. My brothers give me some thin noodles and vote for her.”
Unexpectedly, everyone became silent, and their eyes turned to Yang Fan one by one.
Xiao SA suddenly understood that Yang Fan also wanted to run for monitor. Xiao SA laughed and said, “it’s okay. There’s more than one position. Just two people vote. As long as they are elected, how to divide the labor in the end is not discussed.”
Everyone thought it was ok, but they joked about Xiao SA one by one. Peng Xiaofang said, “take your daughter-in-law to Beijing University. You’re great, Xiao second! My brothers admire you!”
Li junshuang showed his black teeth and squinted, “the one who came to our bedroom yesterday is more beautiful. Xiao Er, which is your daughter-in-law? You can’t kill two birds with one stone?”
Zuo Jie: “second brother, you are so cruel! How can you let the brothers live?”
Yang Fan: “yes, how about leaving one for us? Dick.”
Xiao Sa: “every spermatozoa has gone to the brain, haven’t they? What did you say last night? The goal is not Ouyang Wanqing?” today, Xiao SA inadvertently collided with Ouyang Wanqing, so she led the fire to her.
Sure enough, Peng Xiaofang patted her thigh and said, “I can see it today. It’s so beautiful! If I can kiss her, I’d be willing to die now. I have no regrets!”
Yang Fan kicked Peng Xiaofang on the thigh: “go aside, think beautiful! Tell you ha, I’m your boss, Ouyang Wanqing, that’s my dish. Don’t argue with me, ha, who’s arguing with me and who’s anxious!”
Peng Xiaofang quit and shouted, “are you the boss? You want to be the monitor and rob women!”
Xiao SA laughed: “beat me to death!”
Everyone responded with a smile, rushed up, grabbed his hands and feet, and threw Yang Fan down on the bed. Feng Shui takes turns. Yesterday Xiao SA was repaired by him and everyone. Today it’s his turn to be repaired. Everyone is merciless. Who doesn’t take advantage of it!
Yang Fan was repaired to cry for his father and mother. Afterwards, he rushed to Xiao SA and gnashed his teeth and said, “Xiao, you and I are sworn to be enemies!”
Xiao SA smiled: “shall we have another fight?”
Yang Fan stared at Xiao Sha for a long time. Finally, he looked up to the sky and sighed: “God, you take this evil spirit away. I want to cry without tears!”
Xiao SA waved his hand: “come on, brothers, let’s go to other dormitories to canvass for boss Yang and blow for my high school deskmate.”
Yang Fan: “hang sheep’s head and sell dog meat! Xiao Er, you are really good at using public affairs for personal gain!”
Xiao Sa: “the dog bites LV Dongbin, isn’t it? Then we won’t help you pull it. We’ll help my deskmate.”
Yang Fan hurriedly begged for mercy: “don’t! You can’t value sex so much as friends? Help Godot get a few tickets. I’ll invite you to have a big meal tonight.”
So several people went out of the bedroom, started canvassing from the farthest bedroom, and then went back. The other bedrooms were very smooth, but they came to the 4213 bedroom next to them, but something went wrong. Hearing that li man wanted to be the monitor, Zhou Yi in the bedroom smiled and said, “then I’m ready to run for a class cadre. It’s also a very happy thing to go around a big beauty every day! Maybe I’ll hold the beauty back?”
Yang Fan kicked Zhou Yi to the ground and scolded, “fuck you! You dare to flirt with your brother’s daughter-in-law? Do you want to die?”
Zhou Yi got up and tried to fight with Yang Fan. Other students in dormitory 4213 also surrounded him. Seeing this, the students in dormitory 4212 immediately stood beside or behind Yang Fan and saw that they were going to fight in a group.