Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 164
Xiao SA pretended to be confused: “what’s the matter?”
Wanqing: “it’s no use pretending to be confused. Anyway, at my parents’ place, you are my fair boyfriend. If you don’t play this role well, my life will be hard! My life will be hard. Think about it. Can you live better? I have 9981 kinds of torture to serve you!”
Xiao SA shuddered and said, “Why have you changed back to grandma wolf? Are you still a fairy?”
With a smile, Wanqing suddenly had all kinds of feelings: “well, are you hungry? My sister invited you to dinner. I won’t let you work in vain.”
At the moment, it was already time for lunch. Xiao SA was really hungry and said, “it’s almost the same.”
They came to the romantic “fleeting years” restaurant at the school gate again, asked for a small box, ordered some exquisite dishes and ate slowly. Xiao SA was already hungry and wolfed down, but Wanqing ate very little. It was just a show.
Wanqing asked Xiao SA while eating: “you’ve met my parents. Can you tell me about your parents and your home?”
Xiao Sa: “my parents are not as philistine as your parents!”
Xiao SA talked about the three earth brick houses in his hometown. Although his parents were poor, they still had romantic love, his sensible and obedient sister xiaolingzi, who loved to learn, and interesting things such as fireflies in summer night, taking care of eels and catching loaches. He said that he was very yearning for the sunny night. Finally, he said foolishly: “will you take me to your house when you have time?”
Xiao SA didn’t think about it and said, “OK!”
Wanqing was very happy: “that’s a deal!”
They were having a good time. Suddenly someone in the box next door shouted, “I just like Ouyang Wanqing! What’s the matter? I can’t like her if she hasn’t looked at me?”
Xiao SA listened to the music, but it was the voice of the dormitory boss Yang Fan.
“Boss, you’re drunk! What are you shouting about?” the voice was that the fourth Dai Dingyuan was persuading Yang Fan. Xiao SA remembers that he seldom attends the collective activities in the dormitory. He has some style of going his own way. Unexpectedly, he also got together with Yang Fan today. The university dormitory is a melting pot!
Xiao sachong and Wanqing thumbed up: “do you hear me? I love you secretly!”
Wanqing took a piece of lean meat and fed it into Xiao Sa’s mouth: “eat your rice! Can’t eat stop your mouth?”
Yang Fan still shouted: “Fourth, don’t worry about me! We’re both drunk. Tell me, are you helping me or the second? Recently Ouyang Wanqing always comes to our bedroom to find the second. What do you say attracts Ouyang Wanqing? It’s dark and thin, which is far worse than me? Do you think so? Next time Ouyang Wanqing comes to our bedroom, you’ll keep saying good things for me and get her attention Me, don’t mention the smelly boy of the second child, will you? Especially fat Dun, your face is very deceptive. You take the lead for me! ”
Then I heard fat Zuo Jie say, “that’s not good! Why don’t I sell myself? I have to sell you? I like Ouyang Wanqing better than you!”
“Fat Dun, you’re not authentic! The boss invited us again and again. Do we just eat and drink for nothing?” Peng Xiaofang’s voice.
Li junshuang: “yes! Boss, we all support you! Xiao Er is a smelly boy. He is accompanied by beautiful women all day. He hasn’t looked at us. This time, we helped the boss pry the corner of the second, making him want to cry without tears!”
Peng Xiaofang: “boss, you have to plan ahead. First prepare a very exquisite gift that can move Ouyang Wanqing. When Ouyang Wanqing comes next time, you can win it in one fell swoop. We’ll beat the drums for you.”
Wanqing looked at Xiao SA with a smile: “little rogue, I heard it. It’s your classmate in your bedroom? It seems that your popularity is not very good!”
Xiao Sa: “my popularity was very good, but it was destroyed by you!”
Wanqing chopsticks turned around and knocked Xiao Sa: “I’m also to blame?”
Xiao Sa: “I don’t blame you. Who do you blame? If you don’t go to our bedroom to find me, how can they target me? Get angry at me! Don’t you understand?”
Wanqing gnashing her teeth: “your dormitory students are a group of hooligans!”
Xiao Sa: “don’t say that, college students? Which is not a surplus of hormones? It’s a sow who wants to go, not to mention you, such a beautiful woman who is drowned in fish and wild geese and shy in the closed moon? You think only the students in our bedroom like you? When I took a bath in the bathroom one day, I heard that two students in other bedrooms were also admiring you and said that as long as I could kiss you, I was willing to die for you!”
Wanqing stared at Xiao Sa: “what about you?”
Xiao SA smiled: “me too!”
Wanqing was sitting face to face with Xiao SA. At this time, she suddenly stood up and walked over to Xiao SA and looked down at him.
Xiao SA looked up at Wanqing and said, “what are you doing?”
Wanqing leaned over and kissed Xiao SA, fiercely.
Xiao sprinkled a handful to break away from Wanqing: “fairy, what are you doing?”
Wanqing giggled: “didn’t you say that if you kiss me, you’re willing to die for me? Now, you die!”
Xiao Sa: “you’re cruel! I’m dead. What about your father? Don’t let me pretend to be my boyfriend?”
Wanqing: “you just heard that there are so many substitutes. What else am I worried about?”
Xiao SA said earnestly and sincerely, “fairy, it’s not a good thing to think about change so much!”
Wanqing: “say me now! Who just said that he would have some vigorous love in college?”
Xiao SA stared at Wanqing speechless, and Wanqing laughed wildly.
When the two left the “fleeting years” restaurant after dinner, Yang Fan and others were still quarrelling in the private room next door.
Xiao SA sent Wanqing downstairs and said, “don’t come to our bedroom to find me in the future. There are a group of hungry wolves there. Be careful that you don’t have any residue left!”
Wanqing: “no! I’m coming to you!”
Xiao Sa: “want to hurt me?”
Wanqing: “no, I want to love you!”
Xiao Sa: “don’t want to go abroad?”
Wanqing: “yes.”
Xiao Sa: “you see, duplicity!”
Wanqing: “no, I want to go abroad and love you!”
Xiao Sa: “fish and bear paws?”
Wanqing: “you are a bear’s paw. I give up the fish and take the bear’s paw. I won’t go abroad!”
Xiao Sa: “you can be ashamed of me!”
They looked at each other and laughed heartlessly. They waved away from each other. When it was sunny, Xiao SA went upstairs to the boys’ dormitory. He went downstairs, but didn’t go upstairs. He rode on his rented broken bike and left the campus.
Xiao SA wandered to the compound to find the seventh master Lai Buyi. They made an appointment to meet every Tuesday night.
As soon as he entered the compound, Xiao SA heard Lai Qiye and a woman talking loudly in the middle yard.
Lai Qiye: “Pan Jinlian, you can serve me one night and I’ll exempt all your rent.”
Pan Jinhua: “bah! Ghost eye seven, you dirty bastard! Which eye of my mother likes you? If you come into my room at night, I’ll keep the door for you. Dare you?”
Lai Qiye: “I dare not. Who dares? Wait, I’ll deal with you tonight!”
Pan Jinhua: “cut! I’m afraid of you!”
Lai Qiye waited to say more. When he saw Xiao SA coming in, he ignored pan Jinhua and said to Xiao SA with a smile, “here we are.”
It was pan Jinhua who saw Xiao SA and said, “where did such a handsome boy come from? Handsome boy, go to my sister’s house?”
Lai Qiye: “you pull it down! Sister Huan, it’s too big to be a mother! What do you want to do? I’m still a yellow flower boy! Fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, toad with frog, tortoise looking for bastard, and bees looking for flowers. You can make do with me! You still want to think of flowers and bones. Does this atypical toad want to eat swan meat?”
Pan Jinhua and Lai Qiye are used to quarreling, but they are not angry. They still smile and say, “let your mother fart! You are a toad. You want to eat my mother’s swan meat every day! Have your great dream for thousands of years!”
Lai Qiye laughed and took Xiao into his room.
Before he could sit in the room, Lord Lai closed the door, then bent down and carefully took out a package from under the bed and said, “I’ve really collected several good things these days, but the money you gave me is not enough. I’ve padded my coffin. You have to make it up for me.”
Xiao SA said without hesitation, “no problem.” he believed that what ghost eye seven saw would never be worse, unless he deliberately lied to himself.
When ghost eye seven opened the package, there were not many things, only three pieces. They were all wrapped in waste newspapers layer by layer. Ghost eye seven first picked up one and carefully peeled off the newspapers one by one to reveal the true colors of the objects. As soon as Xiao SA saw it, he was happy, but on the surface he said quietly, “what is this? Seventh master, you said to me.”
