Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 175
Xiao Sa: “let’s discuss each other.”
Little old man: “that’s not good! No rules, no place! Xiaoguan, it’s called fourth uncle.”
Wu Guan was a dutiful girl. She didn’t want to make her father angry. She had to shout in a low voice, “fourth uncle, drink tea!” and ran out with a red face.
The little old man nodded with satisfaction, picked up his tea cup and took a sip: “Little brother, don’t you know my name? My name is Wu Dayang. I’m a soldier and work in the General Staff Department. Why did Xiao Guan call you fourth uncle? Because we also have two sworn brothers. One is Tang Jingqiu, the technical director of the state-owned distillery in Beijing. He can drink and is a drunkard! One is Chen Xiaoqi, a painter of the National Academy of painting and an art editor of a literary journal , he’s dark. We all call him a nigger. ”
Xiao SA smiled and nodded.
The little old man Wu Dayang then said, “in terms of age, I’m the eldest, the second of Jingqiu and the third of Xiaoqi. You’re the youngest, and you can only be the fourth.” he laughed again.
Xiao SA liked Wu Dayang’s magnanimous character very much. He laughed and said, “I’ll call you big brother in the future.”
Wu Dayang: “naturally, I’ll call you the fourth brother in the future. What’s your major in Beijing University, fourth brother? Chinese ha, Chinese is good! So many valuable cultural heritages left by our ancestors must be cherished!”
They were chatting. Suddenly, a cheerful voice outside shouted, “Dad, I’m back.” then ran in, a 17-year-old girl with beautiful eyes, bright eyes and teeth and a sunny face.
Wu Dayang said to Xiao SA, “our little girl, named Wu Yang, is a junior in high school. She is a naughty troublemaker! Xiao Yang, come here and meet your fourth uncle!”
Wu Yang had already seen Xiao sprinkle, disdained and said, “Dad, where did I get my fourth uncle? Are you fooling around again?”
It seems that Wu Dayang indulged his little girl very much. He was not angry at all. He smiled and said, “I just worshipped your fourth uncle.”
Wu Yang: “what’s the age? Come on! Dad, save it! Elder sister and brother-in-law, why don’t you stop dad? Let him fool around! You see, he’s about the same age as me!” Wu Yang looks like a little pepper. He’s very brave. He stares at Xiao SA up and down carefully, with a curious face.
Wu Dayang stretched out his hand and slapped Wu Yang on his ass: “no big or small! Don’t you call your fourth uncle, do you want to be beaten?”
Xiao SA was so funny that he deliberately put on a shelf and said, “Xiao Yang, right? Come here, uncle four saw you for the first time today. I have to seal you a small red envelope as a gift. Unfortunately, I didn’t bring a red envelope when I went out. I’ll make do with it.” after that, he took out a stack of ten yuan bills from his pocket and didn’t count them. Give them to Wu Yang instead.
It’s not Xiao Sao’s cool, but there’s no way. There’s no 100 yuan bill until next year, when the fourth set of RMB was issued in 1987.
“Fourth brother, what are you doing?” Wu Dayang was about to stop Xiao SA. Wu Yang was quick-sighted and had already robbed him. He smiled and said, “Dad, your sworn brother is much faster than your second and third uncles!”
Wu Dayang slapped her on the ass again: “dead girl, you are a little money fan. Be open to money! Give the money back to your fourth uncle. He is still in college and needs money all the time.”
Xiao SA waved his hand and said, “brother, this is your fault. That’s my gift to Xiao Yang. If you don’t answer it, you don’t recognize my fourth uncle. If you answer it, you recognize it. How can you return it?”
Wu Yang smiled like a flower and said, “that’s it! Fourth uncle, where’s my eldest sister’s gift? Did you give it? Or you can give it to me now, and I’ll give it to her for you.” it seems that the little girl is holding her back and waiting for Xiao to make a fool of herself. What the little girl thinks is, how much money can you have in your pocket as a college student? Make a big face look fat, I’ll let you pretend!
But Xiao SA smiled and said, “that’s what I mean! Xiaoyang, how many sisters and brothers are you?”
Wu Yang mischievously stretched out three fingers and shook them in front of Xiao Sa: “three. Eldest sister, second brother, and miss Ben!”
Xiao Sa: “elder sister is Xiaoguan. What’s your second brother’s name?”
Wu Yang: “second brother Wu Gou.”
Xiao Sa: “good name! Why don’t men take Wu hook and charge 50 states in Guanshan.”
Wu Yang’s mouth tilted: “isn’t my name good?”
Xiao Sa: “OK! Wu Yang, homonym for” no harm “, no disaster, no disease, long life!”
Wu Yang stared at Xiao SA angrily: “who wants to live a hundred years? You want me to become an old witch!”
Xiao Sa: “you won’t become an old witch. Even if you live a hundred years old, you’ll still be like this. A goblin!”
Wu Dayang laughed. Wu Yang was so angry that he said in a high voice, “fourth uncle, what’s your name?”
“Xiao SA.”
Wu Yang immediately fought back: “are you smart? Your name sounds good, but you look black and thin, not smart at all!”
Wu Dayang waved and slapped Wu Yang: “what are you talking about? Why are you becoming more and more ignorant?”
Xiao SA didn’t think so. He smiled and took out a stack of ten yuan bills from his pocket: “this is for your eldest sister.”
Without waiting for Wu Yang to reach out, he immediately took out a stack: “this is for your second brother.”
Wu Yang was stunned. After a while, he took the money and said, “fourth uncle, you’re very rich?”
Xiao sazhuang forced: “I’m not rich. I’m so poor that I have only money left!”
Wu Dayang scolded Wu Yang: “dead girl, give the money back to your fourth uncle!”
Xiao SA got up and said, “brother, I have some small things over there. We are neighbors. Today we come to recognize a door. We will come and go often in the future.”
Wu Dayang and Wu Yang’s father and daughter were a little confused: “neighbors?”
At this time, Wu Guan came in and said, “Uncle four has taken down the compound of ghost eye seven next door.” she really saved face and called Uncle four directly.
Wu Dayang patted his thigh and said, “fourth brother, you’ve been fooled! You can’t live in that house, you can’t use it. What are you doing with it? There are all kinds of people living in it. None of them are fuel-efficient lamps. Be careful! Eh! You’re a college student. Where can you get so much money to buy a house?”
Wu Guan: “Dad, the fourth uncle bought not only this house, but also Mrs. Zhou’s house in hat alley.”
Wu Dayang patted his thigh again: “that house is good, but the price is expensive! Fourth brother, who are you?”
Xiao Sa: “before I went to college, I did some small business and made two small money. It’s not worth mentioning.”
Wu Dayang: “what? You started a small business before you went to college? So you earned the money to buy a house? Your parents are not rich?” he just saw Xiao SA generous, and thought Xiao SA might be a rich child.
Xiao Sa: “my parents are farmers.”
Wu Dayang stared at Xiao Sa: “you didn’t do anything illegal to earn so much money from small business?”
Xiao Sa: “for illegal business, I can go to Beijing University? The political trial is so strict! I have a officially registered company in Tanzhou and do a decent business. Don’t worry, brother! Of course, if brother is worried, we won’t have to worship the son. The friendship between people depends on knowing!”
Wu Dayang blushed and said, “fourth brother, I don’t mean anything else. I’m worried that you’re young and go astray! In that case, I’m relieved! Fourth brother, you’re young and have done so much. You’ve not only read well, but also created a lot of wealth. It’s amazing! It seems that I’m afraid I’m climbing up to you!”
Xiao Sa: “don’t say that quickly, brother. I’m not everyone. I just came in and saw you with clear eyes and upright body. At first glance, I’m a upright person. I admire you in my heart, so I dare to climb high!”
The sisters Wu Guan and Wu Yang smiled, and Wu Yang said with a smile, “Dad, fourth uncle, don’t climb up and down. I’ve also accepted your meeting gift, fourth uncle. Now I won’t go back! The same is true for my eldest sister and second brother!”
Wu Guan couldn’t laugh or cry and said, “third, you’re fooling around! How old are your second brother and I? It’s good to ask fourth uncle for a gift?”
Wu Yang: “no, no, you don’t. I just took it all! By the way, fourth uncle, I’m in trouble in the future. You have to cover me!”
Xiao Sa: “no problem, if you have difficulties, find the fourth uncle!”
Wu Yang was very happy and said, “fourth uncle, you stay for dinner, elder sister. I’ll help you cook.”
Xiao SA still had to refuse. Wu Dayang waved his hand and said, “fourth brother, it’s not urgent to do big things this weekend. At this moment, if we come, we’ll be safe. Our brothers make friends today. What if we get drunk and get drunk?”
When Xiao SA heard Wu Dayang’s heroic spirit and dry clouds, he was suddenly full of pride. In addition, Dan Lu and li man ignored him these days. He was depressed. He wanted to vent, and said, “good! Brother, I won’t be drunk today!”
