Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 180
Xiao SA smiled and knocked on the open door. Wu Dayang turned his anger into joy when he saw Xiao SA coming. He laughed and said, “fourth brother, you’re coming! Come in!”
Turning around, he yelled at a 24-year-old boy: “get back to the room! I won’t let you out if I don’t call you!”
Obviously, the young man was very unconvinced. Reluctantly, he turned and prepared to enter the room, but Wu Dayang shouted: “stop, this is your fourth uncle! Don’t you know who to call?”
The young man stared at Xiao SA and said unbelievably, “Dad, you scold me for fooling around every day. You’re fooling around! You let me call him fourth uncle? How old is he?”
Wu Dayang kicked it and scolded: “If you ask, dare you challenge me? If you have ambition, you are not old. If you have no ambition, you can live a hundred years! Your fourth uncle is young, but he is worth learning everything! Are you talking about age? Tell me, how old are you? You are old enough to start a family and career. Tell me, what have you done? You live on pigs!”
Xiao SA saw Wu Dayang teach his son a lesson. He didn’t want to talk, but the topic was about himself. It was obviously inappropriate to stop talking. He hurriedly said, “brother Wu, is this the second son of your family?”
Wu Dayang: “isn’t this Xiao Zi? Wu Gou, he’s not called fourth uncle?”
Xiao SA didn’t wait for Wu Gou to make a sound. He patted the railing and said, “good name, man, why don’t you take Wu Gou? Collect 50 states in Guanshan.”
Wu Dayang: “it’s the ability of parents to get a good name. It’s their ability to live well.”
Xiao Sa: “brother Wu, your words are full of philosophy. Don’t live up to the good name taken by your parents!” this means that the elders encourage the next generation.
Wu Gou stared at Xiao Sa: “listen to my father say you have great skills. Can you let me see it?”
Xiao Sa: “I don’t have much ability, but it’s more than enough to clean you up!” at a glance, Wu Gou is a prick. Xiao SA doesn’t want to be polite to him.
Wu Gou’s nose was crooked and said, “let’s have a competition?”
Xiao SA smiled and said, “what are you doing?”
Wu Gou: “we are all men. What else can men compare? Naturally, it’s boxing.”
Xiao SA disdained: “the courage of every man, what’s there to compare?”
Wu Gou: “scared? So you’re a soft egg!”
Xiao Sa’s body flashed and heard two crisp sounds of “pa pa”. Wu Gou was slapped hard by Xiao SA on his ass.
Wu Gou immediately blushed with shame and punched and kicked Xiao SA.
Xiao SA dodged lightly. While dodging, he didn’t let Wu Gou go. He just heard “pa pa…” it kept ringing. Xiao Sa’s palm blew loudly and patted Wu Gou’s ass. Wu Gou couldn’t hide.
He was slapped ten or twenty times on his ass, but Wu Gou didn’t even touch Xiao’s clothes. He had to jump out of the circle and say, “you’ll dodge and hurt people secretly. What’s this skill?”
Xiao SA was calm and said, “OK, I don’t hide or Flash now.”
Wu Gou was overjoyed and punched Xiao SA in the chest. Xiao SA didn’t move. When Wu Gou’s fist was close to him, his chest muscles suddenly contracted. Wu Gou felt wrong and quickly closed his fist. Xiao SA took advantage of the situation to spit out his strength. Wu Gou was hit hard and took three steps back to stand firm. He took a deep breath and jumped up again, but suddenly squatted down and swept his legs over Xiao Sa’s legs Come on.
At this time, Wu Guan and Wu Yang came into the courtyard with big and small bags of fish and vegetables, and they were all surprised.
Xiao SA squatted slightly on his knees, and then his body bounced up gently, and Wu Gou’s sweeping legs suddenly fell to the ground. Xiao SA bounced up and kicked out with one foot, right on Wu Gou’s ass. Wu Gou felt bad. He was knocked to the ground and chewed his mouth full of mud.
Xiao SA gently brushed the corners of his clothes and smiled at Wu Gou, who was embarrassed to get up: “are you still coming?”
Wu Gou looked at Xiao SA. His face was cloudy and sunny. He shook his head for a long time and said, “No. fourth uncle, have you practiced Kung Fu since your womb? Why are you so powerful? Can you teach me if you have time?”
When Wu Gou called fourth uncle, Xiao SA smiled and said, “your father is much better than me. Why don’t you learn from him?”
Wu Gou: “I’m willing to learn. I want him to be willing to teach!”
Wu Dayang scolded, “you son of a bitch! I dare to teach you how to do wrong and bully the good?”
Wu Gou: “listen, fourth uncle! Dad, when did I misbehave and bully the good!”
Wu Dayang: “then why did you quit your good job? Fooling around with some no three no four people all day!”
Wu Gou’s face was red and wanted to be explained. At this time, Wu Yang had already put down his things and ran over. He hugged Xiao Sa’s arm affectionately and said, “fourth uncle, you’re coming. Come in and sit in the house. I’ll make tea for you!”
Wu Dayang patted himself on the back of the head and said with embarrassment, “fourth brother, look, I’m confused by this bastard. Hurry into the house for tea. Today I also made an appointment with my second brother and third brother. They should be here soon.”
Before the words fell, I heard someone laughing outside the yard: “boss, I’m coming with the third.”
Then I saw a middle-aged man in his forties who was short, fat and smiling, and a tall, thin man in his thirties who was as black as the bottom of a pot walked into the yard hand in hand.
Wu Dayang also laughed and said, “just in time. Let me introduce you. Fourth brother, this is your second brother Tang Jingqiu, the technical director of the state-owned winery. He is an alcoholic! This is your third brother Chen Xiaoqi, the painter of the National Academy of painting and the art editor of contemporary literature journals. He is a nigger! Second and third, this is the fourth brother Xiao SA, a talented student of Beijing University and a master of Tai Chi.”
Several people immediately came forward and made out in a pile. Tang Jingqiu, the second child, patted Xiao SA on the shoulder and said, “fourth, the boss likes to eat. It seems that he hasn’t had enough food in his life. We call him a hungry ghost. I’m addicted to wine, and they all call me an alcoholic. The third seems to know he’s a black ghost. What about you? What ghost are you?”
The third child, Chen Xiaoqi, said with a smile, “fourth brother, you are too handsome. I’m afraid you’re a lecher!”
Wu Dayang and Tang Jingqiu laughed and said in unison, “good! Good name! That’s it!”
Xiao SA couldn’t laugh or cry. The three brothers were wonderful flowers, and their names were more and more damaged.
Wu Yang jumped out and resolutely objected: “Dad, second uncle and third uncle, why do you give fourth uncle such an ugly name? I don’t agree! Fourth uncle is handsome, but what’s like a lust ghost? It’s almost called a handsome ghost.”
Chen Xiaoqi: “Lust ghost is not necessarily handsome ghost, but handsome ghost must be lust ghost. It’s not wrong.”
Wu Yang: “third uncle, what is your logic?”
Tang Jingqiu: “Xiaoyang, do you know your third uncle? What logic? Robber logic!”
Several people talked and laughed and entered the living room. Wu Yang and Wu Guan brought tea. Wu Dayang told them, “go and prepare the dishes. I’ll cook and cook in person later. Today, my brothers gathered together and have a good drink.”
Sitting chatting, Xiao SA couldn’t help asking, “brother, how do you know your second and third brothers?”
Wu Dayang first pointed to Tang Jingqiu and said, “your second brother has a good daughter. I only knew him by knowing his daughter.”
Xiao SA was surprised and asked what was going on? Wu Dayang recalled: “A few years ago, I was in a hurry to get home from work and lost my wallet on the way. I didn’t know until I went home for dinner. I walked back along the road to look for it. I didn’t have any hope. Unexpectedly, halfway down the road, I saw a 15-year-old girl standing by the road with my lost wallet in her hand. I hurried to claim it and knew that the little girl was dead I waited for the owner for more than two hours on the roadside! It was already dark at that time. I was so moved that I was afraid it was unsafe for the little girl to go home alone, so I sent her back. I happened to meet my second son to pick up my daughter, so I worshipped my second son. I thought I would never be bad if I had such a good daughter! But who knows that my second son is far worse than his daughter. He is a heavy drinker Drunkard! As long as there is wine to drink, I don’t care! ”
Tang Jingqiu retorted, “boss, don’t laugh at the monkey. The rabbit has no tail! Where can you be better than me? A hungry ghost, only remembering to eat all day!”
Xiao SA hurriedly stopped them and said, “second brother, your daughter is really nice! What’s your name? What’s your job now?”
Tang Jingqiu sighed and said, “her name is Yuanyuan. Now she also works in our winery. The factory is not very prosperous. She catches fish in three days and basks in the net in two days.”
Xiao SA said, “a kind-hearted person must be rewarded! Second brother, don’t worry, Yuanyuan will be promising in the future!”
Tang Jingqiu shook his head and said, “what can an ordinary worker expect from her? As long as she can support herself, I’ll be satisfied with her life.”
Xiao SA had a dispute in his heart, just smiled and said no more, and asked, “how did you get to know the third brother?”
