Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy - Chapter 192
Li Man sneered and said, “where’s su Xiaobei? He asked someone out early in the morning. Why did he come back alone?”
Xiao SA had a bad feeling in her heart and said, “don’t mention her to me! Bother!”
As soon as li man heard this, he became happy for no reason and said, “yo! It seems that your date today has not achieved fruitful results. Ha? Don’t worry, take your time. You can’t eat hot tofu! Do you want me to make another appointment for you?”
Xiao SA stared at her, speechless, too lazy to pay attention to her!
But li man was excited: “don’t do this! A man, what are you afraid of a failure? As long as you don’t die, you will always have a chance! As long as you have deep Kung Fu and an iron rod is ground into a needle! Don’t be discouraged!”
Xiao sachong rolled her eyes: “what’s none of your business? Why are you so enthusiastic?”
Li man smiled: “who am I? I’m your monitor! I don’t care who the classmates care about? Besides, we’ve always been at the same table? Should we care more about you?”
Xiao SA said angrily, “thanks!”
Li Man: “no thanks, I should! Let me ask you something.”
Xiao Sa: “say.”
Li Man: “how did you two get on well? Why did you quarrel again? I don’t mean anything else. I just care about you! You’re too pure. I’m not at ease as a deskmate!”
Xiao SA smiled angrily: “yes, we are good, we have been good for a long time, and you are satisfied!”
Li Man stretched out his hand and mercilessly twisted Xiao Sa’s arm: “let you be proud of me!”
Xiao SA cried out in pain. Many students looked back at them. Li man blushed and said, “what’s your ghost’s name?”
Xiao SA rubbed the arm twisted by Li Man and said: “I’ll try to screw you, my monitor and deskmate! You’ll be less careless in the future! When did I get along with Su Xiaobei? It’s not a good thing that such a dirty man is innocent! I’m a big man. If Su Xiaobei hears me, I don’t have to trouble you? I’ll be endless with you at that time. What do you do?”
Li Man: “Oh, it’s nothing! Just help her talk?”
Xiao SA scolded, “you silly girl! Can’t understand people? Am I helping her or you?”
Li Man: are you human? I sound like birds
Well, I can’t take this anymore. Fortunately, the class bell rang, Xiao sazhengjin sat in a precarious position, looked straight at li man no longer.
But li man didn’t let him live in peace. He put his elbow on his waist and said, “don’t pretend to me! When did you seriously listen to class? I asked you, the winter vacation is coming, will you go back? Won’t you be happy and miss Shu?”
Xiao Sa: “you’re right. It’s fun here. Don’t think of Shu!”
Li man was so angry that he wanted to twist him again. Xiao SA hurriedly said, “aunt, I’m afraid of you! How can I not go back? By the way, I don’t have to squeeze the ticket. I’ve arranged for someone to buy it.”
Li man was secretly happy in his heart, but said, “aren’t you afraid that Su Xiaobei is anxious with you?”
Xiao Sa: “let her hurry!”
Li Man: virtue! Heartless guy
Xiao Sa: “stop talking nonsense! Concentrate on your review. If you fail the final exam, it depends on who you are looking for to cry?”
Li man naturally said, “I’m looking for you!”
Xiao Salle said, “look for me? What’s the use of looking for me? I’m not a teacher!”
Li Man: “just sit next to me during the final exam and let me see the answer?”
Xiao SA stared at Li Man and was stunned.
One morning, the two quarreled while listening and reviewing. After class, Xiao SA was going to the canteen for dinner, but she was stopped by Wanqing. She had just come from class 1, followed by Ike and Steve. Ike and Steve met Xiao SA and respectfully called “master!”.
Xiao SA waved his hand: “it’s all right. What’s up?”
Wanqing smiled and said, “it’s business to see you today. Ike and Shidi, on behalf of all the students in class 1, come to discuss something with you.”
Xiao Sa: “Wow! It’s so grand! I’m a little flattered! Come on, how did you bring me into the whole class?”
Wanqing looked at Ike and Steve and said, “tell your master yourself.”
Ike said, “master, it’s like this. When the students in our class saw that we both learned Taijiquan, they all wanted to learn it very much. They wanted to invite you to be a Taijiquan master in our class.”
Xiao SA shook her head and said, “it’s an exception to teach you two. Do you want me to teach you the whole class? How can I have that spare time? Even if I have, I won’t do it. It’s better to sleep in and fall in love!”
Wanqing came forward and grabbed Xiao Sa’s ear: “what? Please don’t move you, do you? Raise your tail with me? I tell you, I have reported this to the school and the school has approved it. The purpose is to promote cultural and emotional exchanges between Chinese students and foreign students. Don’t you try?”
When such a big hat was covered, Xiao Sa’s anger was immediately beaten down and said, “fairy, do you do things like this? Why did you report to the school? You didn’t discuss it with me in advance?”
Wanqing grabbed Xiao Sa’s ear and didn’t let go: “do I need you to teach me how to do things? I’ll do things like this! Just tell me, do you teach or not?”
Xiao Sa: “can I say no?”
Wanqing: “no!”
Xiao Sa: “then I have to fart!”
The evening was happy and said, “it’s not much trouble for you. After school on Tuesday and Thursday, you teach them a class time. Usually let them practice by themselves.”
Xiao Sa: “how many foreign students are there in your class?”
Wanqing: “thirty seven.”
Xiao Sa: “where did they come from?”
Wanqing: “the United States, Russia, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Spain, grape bud, Australia, New Zealand, Saudi Arabia, Libya, South Africa, Egypt and other countries have it.”
Xiao Sa: “fuck! There are five states and four seas. I want to be the head coach of Taijiquan! Fortunately, there is no xiaoribenzene, otherwise I won’t do it!”
Wanqing: “that’s settled!”
Xiao SA nodded helplessly: “I’m afraid of you!”
Wanqing smiled: “it’s early, when you’re afraid!” after saying that, she left with Ike and Siddy. She didn’t go far. She looked back and said with a smile, “by the way, I applied for a teaching assistant subsidy for you at school, 25 yuan a month.”
Xiao Sa: “that’s it?”
Wanqing: “it’s good to have it. Be content!”
Looking at the slim and moving figure of Wanqing away, Xiao SA scolded in his heart: “shit! The brilliant civilization left by our ancestors is worth so much money? It’s also called cultural exchange, exchange fart! Teach apprentices. At least I’m a master! I’m a master! It’s much better than communication!”
Xiao SA made up his mind to let them make a collective worship ceremony. Whoever dared to bully the teacher and destroy his ancestors kicked him!
After lunch in the canteen, Xiao SA was ready to go back to her bedroom. When she went downstairs, she suddenly remembered the Tianzhu who wanted to return the sunny day. She turned and walked to the Weiming lake. She came to the sunny Snail House and knocked on the door for a while, but no one answered. It was estimated that she was still eating lunch and didn’t come back. She waited for her at the door according to the corridor railing. She thought, do women eat so slowly and chew slowly!
Sure enough, after a while, Wanqing came back with an empty lunch box in her hand. When she saw Xiao SA standing at her door, she thought he was going to go back on his word and said, “don’t go back on what you said!”
Xiao SA cried and laughed and said, “fairy, don’t get me wrong! We’re men. The answer is a white sentence! How can we do things that we regret?”
Wanqing let her heart down. Then she opened the door and let Xiao sprinkle in. She asked, “little rogue, why did you go these days after new year’s day? Why didn’t you see a shadow? Didn’t you live in school?”
Xiao Sa: “did you find me?”
Wanqing was dizzy and said, “where is it? It’s just that it’s snowing so hard. I’m tired of reading alone in this small apartment. I don’t even have a speaker.”
Xiao Sa: “then why do you have to go back to school on New Year’s day and spend more time with your parents at home?”
Wanqing looked at Xiao SA bitterly but didn’t speak. She said in her heart, “isn’t it because of you little scoundrel? I thought you were at school alone!”
Where does Xiao SA know about Wanqing? He took the bead from his neck, stuffed it into Wanqing’s hand and said, “fairy, do you know what this baby is?”
Wanqing: “you know, isn’t it Tianzhu?”
Xiao Sa: “do you know its value? It’s not an ordinary pearl!”
Wanqing: “I know. It’s a Kowloon heavenly pearl. It’s very rare. It’s the most rare and precious of the heavenly beads.”
Xiao SA was a little surprised: “knowing that it is so precious, why do you give it to others?”
With a smile, Wanqing put Tianzhu on Xiao Sa’s neck again and said, “are you someone else? Little rogue!”
Xiao SA wanted to take it off later. Wanqing grabbed his ear again: “dare you take it off again? The Tibetan guru told me that wearing this heavenly pearl can eliminate disasters and prevent difficulties. You are not allowed to take it off again! Do you hear me?”
Xiao SA was moved in her heart and looked at Wanqing. She didn’t know how to answer.
“What are you looking at? I haven’t seen a fairy!” Wanqing stretched out lazily, yawned and said, “little rogue, are you still busy? If you’re OK, get out of here! Fairy, I’m going to take a nap!”
