Reborn Wolf Cub - Chapter 92
Yu Haitian finally has a deep understanding of the phrase ‘children are debt collectors’.
Since a happy life was interrupted by two debt-collecting children, Yu Haitian re-used the five-finger girl who had said goodbye for many years and thought he would say goodbye forever, and solved his physical needs, Yu Lang He was already humming a song and slapped the child to sleep, but the little devil seemed to have one eye open when he slept. As soon as he left Yu Lang’s arms, he immediately burst into tears. Yu Lang tried it. Several times, he had to admit defeat and let the child sleep in his arms, while Yu Lang sleeps in Yu Haitian’s arms.
After two months like this, Yu Haitian shipped dozens of nannies, but none of the nannies were the best. Yu Lang lost a lot of weight. Grandpa Yu was very distressed when he saw it, but it was really because Jiang was old and hot, and it was Grandpa Yu who gave a piece of advice, “How can such a young child recognize people? I guess he likes Lang Lang’s body. taste…”
Yu Lang tugged at his clothes and sniffed, but only smelled a milky scent on himself. If that little **** likes this scent, wouldn’t it be better to smell him himself.
Yu Haitian knows what Yu Lang smells. The Yu family maintains some very traditional habits. Including Yu Haitian, perfume is never used in the air on clothes, but on clothes. It has a faint smell. Yu Lang grew up with Yu Haitian since he was a child. He and Yu Haitian’s clothes are smoked with lotus leaf fragrance. The only difference is that Yu Haitian sometimes has a faint smell of smoke because of smoking, while Yu Haitian’s clothes are smoked with lotus leaf fragrance. Lang likes to eat fruit, especially apples. He smells the fragrance of lotus leaves mixed with a barely audible fragrance of apples.
Once you have a direction, it is done. Yu Haitian put a lot of effort into the lotus leaf and apple at the end and added a little milk fragrance. After dozens of experiments, the little brat stopped making trouble. But obediently nestled in the scented nanny’s arms.
Yu Haitian finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then—the child grew up.
Yu Lang dotes on the child very much, his eldest son sits on his left leg, and his younger son sits on his right leg, he and Yu Haitian whispered, “I’ll put their little bed in the bedroom Let them sleep with us today!”
Yu Haitian glanced at the second child on the right, then stretched out his hand to lift the eldest from Yu Lang’s lap, “You two are not afraid to put pressure on your little father, this month’s Every single flower is cancelled!”
The eldest son is very well-behaved. He doesn’t want to sit on Yu Lang’s lap too much. He just accompanies his younger brother. If he is alone, the younger brother will be afraid. He stood on the ground and thought After thinking about it, he climbed onto the sofa again, sat on Yu Lang’s lap again, and pleaded with Yu Haitian with a stern face, “Dad, you can’t scold my brother, today is our birthday, and we can’t be scolded on this birthday… “
“I must sleep with my little father today. I asked the teacher yesterday, and she said that the little boy should sleep with his father.” The little son sat on Yu Lang’s lap and shouted, “I don’t want you The pocket money, little dad will give me, more than you give!”
Yu Haitian glanced at Yu Lang, Yu Lang looked up at the sky, very innocent, and discussed with his younger son, “Didn’t we agree, you sleep in your crib tonight?”
The younger son is cheating, “I don’t, I’ve changed my mind now, it’s mainly him…” One finger pointed at Yu Haitian, “He’s too arrogant, I won’t let him, no, not…”
Yu Lang tilted his head towards Yu Haitian, “Dad, how did you provoke him?”
Yu Lang also doesn’t like sleeping with the two children. Although they are fragrant and soft, they are very comfortable to hold, but Yu Lang has never been very honest when sleeping. Overwhelming them, he still likes to sleep with Yu Haitian. For his good sleep quality, he decides to try harder.
“I don’t care if you pee at night.”
The younger son is very interesting, “I don’t need anyone to pee, I don’t mind at all on the bed.”
The eldest son stabbed the younger brother, “Idiot brother, if you say that, the younger father must think you are dirty.”
The younger son is quite puzzled, “Where am I dirty, I obviously take a bath every day, right little dad, I promise not to **** on your bed…”
Yu Lang’s face has become the bottom of the black pot. Facts have proved that even if Yu Lang is already the father of two children, he still does what he wants, and he immediately cancels what he said. , The two children’s birthday present this year, he should change it to Transformers.
When Yu Lang arrived, the younger son was honest, because Yu Lang really dared to hit him, and for some reason, he just felt that Yu Lang would definitely dare to hit him.
The younger son got down from Yu Lang’s lap with his head down. Yu Lang touched his head, gave him a rewarding kiss, and then went to kiss Yu Haitian, “Dad, tomorrow, Daddy Li If you want to come over, you said you have learned a new dish and want to cook it for me, Dad, please call Brother Peng over as well.”
Yu Haitian hummed, “Then I’ll tell him.”
Yu Lang giggled, “If I hadn’t read the report last time, I wouldn’t have known that Brother Peng and Dad Li actually had a leg, although they didn’t admit it, but look at the back. I knew it was the two of them…”
Yu Haitian went to the bedroom to take a shower, and Yu Lang followed behind, he was very curious about how Li Kan and Peng Tao hooked up, he dared not ask Li Kan, just He could only ask Yu Haitian, “Dad, did the two of them really go to the hotel to open a room?”
Yu Lang felt that Li Kan had suffered so many years of rotten peach blossoms, and finally had a good luck, and he had a good eye to hook up with Li Kan, and the luck of the little fat man was also good.
Yu Lang chased Yu Haitian’s **** and passed.
The little son who was playing in the living room has already started to ask his brother, “Brother, what is having a leg, and what is going to bed? Is there someone else who is robbing our little father and wants to have **** with him? Did Dad sleep together?”
Although the eldest son is young, his younger brother used to cry a lot. The nanny did not dare to lead him to Yu Lang. He carried his younger brother there. , At this time, he quickly covered his brother’s mouth, “Having one leg is like a big dad and a little dad.”
“Then I want to have an affair with my little father.” The little son was so excited that he went to Yu Lang.
“Why?” The second child has to run forward to the bedroom to find his little father.
Because the big daddy will break your leg, the boss quickly picked up the second child and walked in the opposite direction, coaxing him casually, “That’s not good, we can’t do that, if you keep looking for it Little dad, big dad won’t go home in the future, don’t rob little dad from big dad in the future.”
“But I want to sleep with little dad, just one night!” The little son gestured with a finger, and looked at his brother miserably.
The eldest son felt a little distressed and resented Yu Haitian, but he just let the younger brother and the younger father sleep for one night and pay him back tomorrow. Why is he so stingy? He whispered in his brother’s ear, “Actually, it’s fine as long as little dad hates big dad. That time, when big dad spanked you, little dad kicked him out and slept in the same bed with you all night.”
The younger son bit his fingers and said fiercely, “But the big dad didn’t spank me today, he said he would never spank me again.”
The eldest son is also very embarrassed. Looking at his little brother’s sad face, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, “I have an idea…”
When Yu Lang came out of the bedroom again, he saw his youngest son playing whack-a-mole in a fit of rage, bang bang bang bang bang, and glared at Yu Haitian when he saw Yu Haitian behind him. His face, then his buttocks moved, his back turned to Yu Haitian.
Yu Haitian didn’t mind, holding one in one hand and preparing to eat, the younger son hit Yu Haitian’s hand with a snap, “Dad, you are shameless…”
“Why is Dad so shameless?” As long as he doesn’t sleep with Yu Lang, Yu Haitian’s patience is quite good, not to mention this young son who looks a lot like Yu Lang.
“You raise fox spirits!” The youngest son cried with a wow, and then stretched out his hand in Yu Haitian’s arms for Yu Lang to hug, “I want to run away from home, so as not to be slapped like inside. The fox spirit beats you, leave you alone to be eaten by the fox spirit…”
Yu Lang once heard the story of Lili and the fox spirit, Lili is a child in the younger son’s class, and the fox spirit is the little stepmother of the child in Lili. The old man of color decline, the story of his own success, there are always men who like the new and hate the old, women who laugh at the poor but not prostitutes, and unfortunate children.
Yu Haitian hugged his little son unhurriedly, put it on the chair, and said slowly, “Dad tell you, if you cry next time, you don’t need to touch the onion juice, That stuff smells…”
The eldest son stood on the side with a terrible look on his face. How did he know that his father’s nose was so smart, he hurried to coax his younger brother to make his younger brother less shameful, and clapped hand and hand, “Okay, brother, don’t cry anymore. Dad didn’t raise a fox spirit. My brother lied to you just now. Don’t cry anymore.”
The younger son was stunned for a moment, then cried even louder, “I’m going to run away from home with my little father, let you raise the fox spirit, and let you and the fox spirit go there…”
The eldest son was sweating anxiously, “Brother, let’s stop making trouble…”
Yu Lang happily watched his two sons sing the double reeds. Seeing that the younger son was making trouble, he would be a disgrace. He quickly picked up the younger son and sniffed with his hand at the tip of his nose. , it really smelled like an onion, “Okay, baby, these are the rest of what you played with me. Your dad is smart now. It’s so simple, you can’t fool him.”
Whether it’s wiping onions and pretending to cry, or provoking the relationship between husband and wife, Yu Haitian has been deceived by him many times, how can he be so easily fooled.
The youngest son is very unwilling, and is still trying to smear Yu Haitian, “But little dad, he really raised a vixen, I saw it with my own eyes.”
“Okay, does your father have a fox, or is it a big one.” Yu Lang took a bite on the little son’s nose, “I’m so fascinated by your father, I don’t think so. Is it just a fox?”
The younger son was very unhappy and stared at Yu Haitian, “The fox is clearly the big dad!”