Record of Strange News in Northeast - C180

“It hurts …” Who’s hitting me? ” Looking at the wound that appeared out of nowhere, I was at a loss of what to do. Senior sister was also dumbstruck as she stared at me. Obviously, she couldn’t understand the injury that suddenly appeared on my body.

The only explanation was the formation array inside the box. “This old man is really free. If you don’t want us to take a look, then don’t bring it out.” After more than two hours of fighting, we finally opened the wooden box.

As the wooden box opened in front of us, we stared at it, nervous and frightened. What the hell was this thing?

‘Goo goo, ‘along with a loud cry, a toad appeared in front of us. This toad was really unlikeable, its body was covered with various colored pimples, red, green, purple, yellow, it looked disgusting, its eyes were bulging, its big cheeks were pouting, and its mouth was almost as big as mine. Looking at its glory, I felt a little regretful that we had spent so much effort to open the box and let it stay inside.

“Senior sister …” As soon as I opened my mouth to speak, the toad heard me and turned to face me. Its two large eyes were fixed on me, and I knew that the toad’s eyes could only see movement, so I did not move. When I saw it looking at me, I closed my mouth and said, “This thing is so disgusting.” The Senior Sister said in disgust.

As soon as I said that, the toad’s cheeks moved, and its large mouth opened. A stream of yellow water shot towards my face at an incredible speed, and before I could react, it was all smeared on my face. Luckily, my mouth was tightly shut, otherwise, I wouldn’t even know how disgusting it was to eat it.

That thing was sticky and tough, and its hands were wrapped in quite a bit of cloth, making me feel extremely disgusted. Seeing this, Senior Sister lowered her head and vomited without a word. She retched for a long time, but still didn’t spit anything out, causing her face to turn red and her neck to be unable to utter a single word.

“So disgusting…” Just then, Fool Girl came down. “What are you doing shouting so much for, you’re not letting me sleep.”

She came down and giggled at me. “Hey, what are you doing?” I ignored her. The big toad saw someone coming and aimed at her, making a ‘gu’ sound, which was loud enough to scare Fool Girl. When she saw the huge toad on the table, her mouth opened wide in shock, and with a ‘whoosh’, the big toad jumped into her mouth.

I saw the big toad go into her mouth just like that, and I immediately tried to grab hold of her mouth. It was useless inside, but it seems that she had swallowed it, causing Fool Girl to be completely terrified. Even her gestures and cries sounded out in fear, as I sat on the ground, thinking to myself, This is bad, this toad is my master’s treasure, and it was eaten by Fool Girl the moment I arrived, how can I explain this to my master?

Ah …” What should I do? ” The foolish aunt said with a sad face, “I ate the big toad, wuu.” In my heart, I thought that the frog wasn’t any worse off than you, so what was there to be unhappy about? “Silly girl, don’t worry, just treat it as a snack.” He fooled around with the foolish girl, feeling extremely agitated in his heart.

‘Gu gu gu ‘, just as I was feeling worried, a familiar voice catches my attention. Isn’t that the voice of a frog? Could it be that there’s another frog? I looked around but I couldn’t find anything. The voice even sounded from time to time, until I finally realised that the sound came from Fool Girl’s stomach.

No way, it’s already in my stomach, how can I continue to scream. Fool Girl patted his belly and cried, “What should I do, I’m not married yet, I still want to get married. My god, I don’t want to live anymore ….” Looking at Li Kui who was running around the room, crying and screaming, snot all over his face, and looking as if he wanted to drink too much, he became quite excited, “Fool Girl, don’t be so excited, it won’t scream later.”

“Yeah, really?” Fool Girl instantly quietened down and stared fixedly at me, waiting for my explanation. “Later, when you digest it, it will stop shrieking.” “Yeah, just wait until I pull it out.”

The three of us waited until the sky turned dark, but we didn’t hear the toad in Fool Girl’s stomach anymore. We finally relaxed, it seemed that the toad had been digested by Fool Girl’s stomach, and after tormenting for an entire day, it was finally time to get a good night’s sleep.

“Oh my god, it’s calling again. It’s killing me.” Just as I was sleeping soundly, the sound of a pig being butchered woke me up. Fool Girl was wailing like a ghost, some people thought that he had killed someone.

He sleepily opened the door to Fool Girl’s room. The senior sister was also there, and Fool Girl was making noise on the bed with his white stomach and forehead covered in sweat.

“It’s starting again …” Senior sister looked at me helplessly and said, “Put down her clothes first. Her snow-white belly makes me feel dizzy.” The Senior Sister reached out to pull her clothes, but Fool Girl refused to do so no matter what. “No, if it comes out later, how can I get out with my clothes covering me?”

Come out, come out from the stomach, what’s going on with caesarean section? Fool Girl put his hands behind his back, with a look of pain on his face, he kept moaning. The senior sister asked her: “Where’s the pain?” Hearing Senior Sister’s words, Fool Girl was stunned for a moment, then said: “There doesn’t seem to be any pain … …”

“What are you screaming for if you don’t love me?” I was so angry that I didn’t know what to say. Fool Girl looked at me angrily and said guiltily, “I’m always like this on TV … “Hehehe.”

Fool Girl cried out as if he was accompanying someone else, and while shouting, he continued to lift up his clothes. Fortunately, I had quickly grabbed onto her hand, otherwise, this guy would have stripped himself clean, “You … What are you doing? ” I asked, and Fool Girl said, “No way, it’s so hot that it’s about to die.” As I said this, I tried to pull my hand as hard as I could, trying to get out of my grip as this guy had quite a bit of strength.

Just like this, the three of us played around for almost an entire night. Finally, in the early morning, Fool Girl’s stomach stopped growling, and he was so tired that he fell asleep, only then did he calm down.

The next day I went to school with a pair of panda’s eyes on my face. People were pointing at me along the way. When I finally got to school, the students around me were the same. It made me feel uncomfortable.

“Hey, deskmate, you didn’t sleep well last night …” Ding Xiu looked at me. His eyes were about to narrow into two lines, I didn’t know what she was laughing about. Who knew that Ding Xiu would suddenly giggle while covering his mouth, the fat on his face swaying along with the laughter, causing me to feel a burst of cold sweat. Could it be that this fat lady’s brain isn’t working?

I came earlier than the rest of the students into the classroom in succession, when I passed by with a glance, with a snicker or surprise, isn’t it just a dark eye, looks like they have never seen the world before.

“Damn, you …” “What is it?” It was unknown when Brother Hua appeared, but his face was full of surprise. I said snappily, “I didn’t sleep well last night.” If you didn’t sleep well, why did you vent your anger on your eyebrows? ”

Eyebrow? What happened to my eyebrows? I took Ding Xiu’s mirror and looked at it. Only then did I realize that the eyebrow on the left side of me had mysteriously decreased, leaving only that eyebrow there. No matter how I looked at it, it looked like a pile of fly poop, like a clown in a circus trying to be funny.

“Sure, how do you look this year? Behavior art? Isn’t that a little too weird? Even I, as a guy, am unable to keep up with your tempo now. Hao Zi, in the future, I will follow you. After saying that, Brother Hua gave me a thumbs up, full of respect for me.

Enduring the weird gazes of my classmates and teachers, I waited for school to end with great difficulty. I always thought that my skin was thick enough, but today, I realized that it was still lacking a lot.

“Sun Hao, wait for me for a while.” After school, I hurriedly walked out of the school. After leaving the campus, I heard a familiar voice behind me. It was Qin Xuemei. “Hey, what’s with those eyebrows of yours.” I said, “When you shave with a razor… “Heh heh.” I can see that shaving goes beyond my eyes. It’s almost the monthly test, so I signed up for a class. I’m going now, so you should go too. ”

Actually, I wasn’t too satisfied with this kind of stuffing class. To me, this method of relying on time and a large amount of inflexible memorization to improve my knowledge level was simply too terrifying. I shook my head and said, “Forget it, I’m not going. Aiya, cut the crap. You don’t need money for the first three classes. Come with me and listen to it.

Qin Xuemei was forcefully dragged to the supplementary lessons by her, and was pretty far away from the school. As he walked, he frowned, “Wait a moment, my feet are hurting.” It’s not like me, I don’t even want to go through the two secret scriptures that Old Madame Liu left for me before he passed away. One is lazy, two is stupid, sigh, this person really can’t be compared with others, but don’t blame me completely, laziness is influenced by master, stupidity is hereditary, no matter how I look at it, you can’t blame me, “Hey, what are you thinking about?” Qin Xuemei shouted from across the road. I don’t even know when she went over.

“I really don’t want to go. How about I come with you tomorrow? Look at my eyebrows, they can’t let others laugh at me like that.” I begged her with a bitter face, but Qin Xuemei refused to listen to me, “This teacher is very amazing, you don’t even know how strong he is? I have a way. ” After saying that, she took out a Band-Aid from her schoolbag and stuck it on my eyebrows. “That’s good.”

Students, you can sit here and prove that you are all ambitious. Students that aren’t ambitious, even class is a kind of torture for them, but actually, the process of obtaining knowledge should be a happy one, why would it be painful? This kind of mentality is wrong, when you overcome all the academic difficulties, won’t you all feel a sense of happiness? That classmate, that classmate is you, do you have anything to say? ” The teacher was talking nonstop when he suddenly stopped and pointed at me. I said, “Reporting to teacher, I have nothing to say.”

Qin Xuemei looked at me and whispered, “Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere? Why are you constantly spasming?” Smoke? “Where did I smoke?” Your face, look at it, look at it, isn’t it? ” After saying that, she pointed to my left cheek, but I didn’t feel anything. I reached out my hand towards my own face in confusion.