Record of Strange News in Northeast - C197

“Stop.” Qin Xuemei went up to support her and was pushed away. She then started to ask for help from the people around, hoping that someone would come to help me, but the people around pretended not to hear. Her eyes were fixated on the center of the stage, afraid that she would miss a single detail.

“Can you listen to me? I really didn’t mean it.” I said, these four slaps were nothing, I just didn’t want to continue being watched here, after all, people still want face, the big bearded man kept on explaining, raising his hand and slapping me a few times, if you were to say that this guy’s hand is really fat, the flesh on my face feels soft, but it doesn’t hurt too much, I thought to myself, this guy is fat, otherwise my hand would be full of bones, wouldn’t it hurt a lot more than this?

“What happened? What happened?” At this moment, a few uniformed men arrived. It seemed that they were security guards. When they saw the security guard, the bearded man stopped and said, “This person is spitting on my meat.” The bearded man behind me didn’t let go of me. The security guard came up to me and asked, “Is that so?” I nodded. “It was me, but I didn’t spit. I just spat.”

The security guard was stunned for a moment. He probably didn’t expect me to admit it so readily. He asked, “Why are you spitting on human flesh?” I said, “It’s not spitting, it’s spitting.” “Oh, then why are you spitting on human flesh to stop people from doing business?” In the end, I could only say that I had a habit of spitting on the spot and would definitely change it later. After negotiation, Big Beard agreed to let me buy that piece of meat, so we were even.

He asked me for fifty yuan for this piece of mutton, and it was only Qin Xuemei who gave me thirty yuan. I finally managed to escape.

“What happened to you just now?” After exiting the market, Qin Xuemei asked me, “I don’t know what happened to me at that time, I think it was a conditioned reflex.” She said, “Okay, you’re a really weird person. But he hit you so many times just now. Are you alright?” I said, “It’s okay, he didn’t use any strength.” I didn’t even use a bit of strength when that big bearded man’s face turned red. I might have already fainted if he had hit me. Hey, don’t say it, you’re pretty resistant to being hit, your face isn’t swollen at all. “Thank you for your praise.”

As she returned home with a face full of slap marks, her Senior Sister was talking nonsense with Fool Girl. For some reason, ever since Master Chang’s son had been snatched away, Fool Girl had been pestering her more and more.

Hehehe, sister, last night I had a dream that I was riding a pig into the sky. What do you mean by that?” The Senior Sister’s eyes were glued to the TV as she stuffed peanuts into her mouth. “This dream … right, you could be a pig, right?” “No, I’m a rat because I like to eat rice as much as a mouse.” Yes, you are a mouse, and there is a saying that goes, “Cow, cow, it doesn’t matter. Go out and see if Haozi is back or not, he’s starving me to death.

Honestly speaking, when I saw this scene, I was a little worried. Would Senior Sister’s intelligence be sapped away by Fool Girl after being together with him all day? I could tell now that her reaction and language logic was getting lower and slimmer, and she would soon become a drooling fool on the sofa.

“I’ve been standing here for quite a while, Senior Sister.” After I finished speaking, I threw the lamb onto the table in front of Fool Girl and ordered, “Fool Girl, go wash the lamb properly and slice it into strips. Fool Girl muttered: “I’m not going, I’m going to accompany elder sister. You go.”

Fool Girl is also obedient, now I’m the one who does everything. Every day I go to school to teach my teacher, and when I go home I have to do all kinds of physical work, moreover I’m such a troublesome person, thinking about eating three meals a day is enough for me. I’m really worried that if I consume too many brain cells, all three of us would turn into idiots.

Hao Zi, where did you buy this lamb? It’s so tender and delicious. I brought the dishes to the table. Senior sister, as always, lazily lifted her chopsticks to taste them. Her originally lazy eyes suddenly widened as she really admired the scallion mutton skewer I cooked.

I said in my heart that there was my spittle on the mutton and it had been grabbed by that big bearded fat hand and you still tasted good. I really admired that. “Where else can I taste good?

The Senior Sister said, “Then why haven’t you bought lamb from this house before? It’s really delicious. Is it a lamb?” I said, “No, it’s a big sheep. It’s not young at all.” Fool Girl quickly used her chopsticks to pick up a large piece of mutton and stuffed it into her mouth. She ate differently from others, as other people would pick up their food and put it in their mouth to wrap up the food before chewing it carefully. When she ate, her mouth would open wide, wishing that she could directly stuff the food into her stomach.

“Mm, it’s really delicious. What kind of sheep is this? Why is it so delicious?” Fool Girl said while chewing, and the soup flowed down the corner of her mouth. Seeing her speechless, I said unhappily, “Two-legged sheep, eat up.” Fool Girl muttered to himself, “What kind of sheep are these? Why haven’t I heard of them before?” Senior Sister gave me a glare and said, “Don’t be disgusting.”

Looking at Fool Girl’s appearance of a Taotie, I really don’t have much appetite. Perhaps it’s because I’m being influenced by the Brother Liang, but my interest in meat is getting smaller and smaller, and sometimes it’s even a kind of disgust, disgust at people’s insatiable greed for meat, disgust at people who have fat stomachs and brains trying their best to stuff all kinds of greasy meat into their mouths, disgust at people killing other life in order to satisfy their mouth. Their desires are endless, and no one can completely satisfy their desires.

“You guys go ahead and eat. I’m tired, so I’m going up to rest.” I put down the chopsticks and went upstairs. Senior sister found it a little strange, Fool Girl acted as if she didn’t see it, as big chunks of mutton were grabbed into the bowl, and another piece of meat accidentally fell onto the ground. She didn’t feel that it was dirty at all, so after blowing on it twice, she threw it into her mouth.

He didn’t know when it had started, but he had become a bit sentimental. His master had said that smart people tended to have more troubles than ordinary people, because they often saw things more clearly and thought more. So I’m getting smarter and smarter? But why am I so much worse at math than I was in elementary school…

“Knock knock knock. Senior sister knocked on the door, then pushed it open and said:” Can I come in? “” What’s the point of knocking on the door? ” The senior sister came over and took a chair to sit in front of me. “What’s the matter, junior brother? Is there something bothering you?” “No, I have no worries, no worries at all.”

The Senior Sister said, “A heartless person would not say that they are heartless. Junior Brother, at your age, it’s very easy for you to be troubled. Tell the Senior Sister that you are an experienced person.” I said, “What’s wrong with my age?” The Senior Sister said, “Your current age is called puberty. It’s very easy to have problems, it’s a very important part of your growth. Senior Sister has experienced it, so you know very well what your current condition is. Tell me about your recent life at school. How are your classmates, and how is your teacher.”

It was the first time I heard the word ‘puberty’ from my senior sister. Originally, I thought that I and other people lived in different worlds and in different worlds, but it turned out that there were some things that I couldn’t hide from. Like the ancient emperors, they were gods in the eyes of ordinary people, but they couldn’t escape from eating and drinking three meals a day, or even more than ordinary people.

“Adolescence… I think I heard from my teacher that if you want to talk about worries, I don’t understand either. Maybe it’s because I’m getting bigger and bigger, thinking a bit more. “No,” I said.

“Are you tired…” I was extremely ticklish, and couldn’t stand being pinched by her. I laughed out loud as I fell into a ball with Senior Sister and was in the middle of having fun, when Senior Sister accidentally touched the bug eggs at the back of my waist. A sharp pain came from there, and I shouted out loud.

I nodded my head. Actually, the bug eggs had already shrunk a lot, but I still didn’t dare to easily touch them, especially when I wasn’t prepared for it.

“It’s getting smaller and smaller. It doesn’t hurt normally either.” Senior Sister sighed and said, “Ai, I don’t know where Master Duan went. After searching for a few times, I couldn’t even find a shadow of him. The villagers of Chen Village also said that they haven’t seen him for a long time, ever since we separated by the lake last time, he hasn’t had any news. Can he be eaten by that Python Immortal?”

“Don’t worry, I can’t. It’s not easy for a Wild Immortal to find a suitable disciple. Do you think that’s buying vegetables in the market?” “No,” I said.

Senior Sister pretended to be angry as she glared at me before standing up and saying, “Fine fine fine, you know better than me that you’re also some so-called deity that spends all your time with the bugs. I’ll wash the dishes later. I’m going to sleep.”

The whole night was silent. Early the next morning, just as I finished my breakfast and was about to leave, two people came in from outside. They were Brother Liang and Yin Kong. I said, surprised, and ushered them in.

“Amitabha, can you transform it into a steamed bun and eat it? It has to be stuffed.” The Brother Liang said: “Last night, I went to the opposite side of the house and didn’t sleep for a whole night. Didn’t I wake up just now, that family is still not awake, I don’t want to disturb them, I know you guys woke up early, so I rubbed my mouth and ate.”

It was simple enough to arrange for the Brother Liang and Yin Kong to eat, one bowl of porridge for each dish of pickled vegetables was enough, so Yin Kong also did not eat any stuffed buns, while eating. As we listened to the Brother Liang, Senior Sister and I told us that the five families were all assisted by him and Yin Kong in exceeding their limits, and although it seemed like it was a tiring task, in reality, it was not really too tiring, because the two families of the Infant Spirit had already left, and the other clan of the Infant Spirit had also sent them away, so there were only two families left, but Brother Liang was a cautious person, especially helping people out.

Seeing that Brother Liang did not look like someone who had not slept at all, I asked: “Brother Liang, you two haven’t slept at all the night, are you not tired? From the looks of it, you do not look like you lack sleep.” The Brother Liang laughed and did not speak. Yin Kong said: “My senior brother can recite scriptures even in his sleep. He’s really amazing.”