Reincarnated As Mizuki - Volume 1
Oliver woke up to the blaring sound of his alarm clock. He had already smashed the snooze button of the little demon three times and as much as he wanted to throw the ungodly machination out the window of his apartment he knew that he had to get up and get to work or risk the wrath of his Boss.
Rolling over to check the alarm clock, Oliver quickly went through all five stages of grief upon realizing the time. “IT’S ALREADY 6:25!?” “SHIT IM GONNA BE LATE!!”
So, with several complaints cursing out to whatever cruel and unfair god made his work start at the malevolent hour of 7 o’clock in the morning, our protagonist quickly got to work, brushing his teeth and changing at lightning speed. As he was running out the door he heard the ringing of his phone, the Iconic Naruto Opening “Silhouette”.
As much as his life sucked he did still find enjoyment in games, anime and manga. He particularly Naruto, after all it basically made up his childhood and he also found the entire world just so interesting. Except Boruto. That shit is actual sacrilege.
Glancing at his phone, Oliver noticed that the number displayed on the screen of his cracked iphone Four was one he recognized all too well.
Placing the phone to his ear, Oliver could here the faint sound of heavy breathing from the other end. “Hello?” After around 10 seconds he heard the voice of easily one of the most downright horrid individuals to ever walk the face of the earth.
The voice of his boss; a man who could be considered the human personification of a pig. With his huge, snout like nose and massive ears accompanying his 500 pound build of pure fat and an attitude to match his build he earned the nickname “ugly bastard” by his subordinates.
“Ollie!, listen. I’m afraid that I’m going to need somebody to work overtime to get all of this extra work done.” Just Perfect.
Now he had to stay and work overtime at this dead end office job just because his boss was to busy sleeping or eating to actually do anything besides assigning work to everyone else. Alas, this job is all he had left. So, with fake enthusiasm in his voice he gave a quick “Alright, boss” before saying goodbye and hanging up.
The rest of his day played out about the same as it would any other day. Quickly buying a crappy coffee from the cafe next to his office building before getting to his cubicle and doing his work.
During his lunch break, he heard that the cute brunette in the cubicle across from his is recently single. And whilst he was certainly no charmer, Oliver has had a couple of girlfriends in the past and isn’t necessarily bad looking, but he still hasn’t been in a relationship for a whilst. Oh well, maybe he’d ask her out tomorrow.
After sticking around the office for three extra hours to get the work done, Oliver glanced outside and noticed that it was starting to get dark out. Just as he was packing up his stuff and about to leave he noticed that his boss had just got into the office. Hilarious. he was f.u.c.k.i.n.g off all day and he only comes in now, after he finished his work.
“Hey Oliver, Come into my office we have to talk about something.” As much as our poor MC wanted to go home and waste away playing video games and watching anime, he unfortunately couldn’t tell his boss to f.u.c.k off to a gym so he had to just grin and join the boss in his office.
“So, Ollie. My cousin is kinda outta a job. so unfortunately your gonna have to get out so he doesn’t stay without work.”
“What?” Oliver asked, thinking he was misheard. “I said to get the f.u.c.k out” the pig said in a condescending tone “so you can go and get the hell out of my face before I get security”. The smile never leaving the fatty’s lips
Oliver was in absolute shock. Here he was, working unpaid overtime for this fat loser who could only get to the position he was in because his daddy was some kind of bigshot. And then he was just cast aside casually. Like Dirt. As he was leaving the office he could barely pick out the words “Clean out your desk” from the edge of his hearing.
Walking home Oliver was going through his entire life in his mind. Where did he go wrong? Was it when his parents died in a car crash when he was thirteen? was it when he couldn’t attend university because of being to poor? As Oliver was busy questioning the world he noticed a little girl, about six years old crossing the street whilst her mother was looking.
As she was crossing the street a truck was barreling towards and he could tell that if he did nothing than the little girl would die. Screw It. He was already ruined in this life. Might as well end things off with a good deed.
So, our MC heroically rushed into incoming traffic and was able to push the little girl to safety. realizing this was it for him, he turned to face his would be killer. “Hola, Truck-kun! you mind isekaiing me?” and moments after he said those words his life came to a bittersweet close.