Running Snail - Chapter 11

Wei Nan smelled the scent of food all the way, and Wei Nan enthusiastically brought Yuan Yuan to the door, because he was carrying the two big bags of green vegetables that his mother had told her to buy, which were for the rabbits she had raised on a whim. It was inconvenient for Wei. Nan had to kick the door with his feet, and it took a long time before the door opened. Lu Shuang was wearing loose clothes and pants, just like a master. Seeing Wei Nan, he raised his eyebrows with a disdainful expression: “So it was you. Ah, I thought the aliens had invaded.”

After speaking, he turned and left, leaving the door open.

Wei Nan was silent for a moment, and walked into the house blankly.

It was Yuan Yuan, with a meaningful smile on his face, and whispered softly: “Okay Nannan, when did you hook up with this handsome guy? You brought people home, you are so fast, from snail to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Progress!”

Wei Nan explained in an annoyed way: “My brother friend.” After speaking, he lowered his voice and added: “It’s just that I live in my house.”

Yuan Yuan smiled and said, “This excuse is almost used up. Return your brother’s friend. You can simply say that he is your distant cousin. The credibility is still higher.”

Before Wei Nan could tell the truth, Lu Shuang suddenly turned his head and touched his chin meaningfully: “I’m really her brother friend.”

Yuan Yuan’s mouth grew wide. After a long time, his whole body trembled, and he leaned into Wei Nan’s ear: “He has too good hearing, donkey ears, he?!”

Wei Nan smiled: “People write detective novels. Nothing can escape his magic.”

Lu Shuang turned his head back and gently held his glasses, “When the two of you were whispering, the decibels… it’s too high.”

The two girls were silent.

Wei Nan’s mother came out with a stack of spare ribs, and Okinawa smiled lovingly, “Oh, this is Nan Nan’s classmate, right?”

Wei Nan nodded: “Well, my roommate.”

Wei Nan’s mother immediately put down the ribs and rushed over to grab Yuan Yuan’s hand: “Come on, come and sit down. My Nannan has caused you trouble. Living with her for four years, you have worked hard, you have worked hard.”

Wei Nan rolled his eyes frantically next to him, Yuan Yuan was not surprised everywhere, and said to Wei Ma with a bright smile: “Whatever auntie said, staying with me for four years, Nan Nan is also very hard, each other.” His eyes looked at each other. The fragrant ribs on the table, the look of wanting to drool and enduring it is really funny.

Wei Nan glanced at Lu Shuang next to him, leaned over and smiled: “You live in my house…comfortable?”

Lu Shuang shrugged, “I have already moved out to live, and my aunt called me to come over today, saying that she would reward you who came down from the examination room.”

Wei Nan smiled: “You come when my mother asks you? Yes, really obedient.”

“Respect for the elders should be done.” A cheeky still had a calm face, and then added: “Besides, the ribs made by my aunt is not bad, I want to try it too.”

Wei Nan was discouraged and didn’t bother to care about him.

When everyone gathered for a meal, Wei Nan’s mother’s cooking was really delicious, and soon the remnants of the dish were all seen.

After eating and drinking enough, Wei Nan’s mother cleared her throat with a cough, and then smiled at Wei Nan and said, “Nan Nan, which hospital are you going to practice?”

Wei Nan obediently replied: “The Third Hospital.”

My mother smiled deeper, “Ah, isn’t that close to Xiaoshuang’s unit?” After speaking, she turned to Lu Shuang and said, “Xiaoshuang, the house you rent is for two people, right?”

Wei Nan screamed badly in his heart, and hurriedly winked at Lu.

Lu Shuang glanced at Wei Nan, then lowered his head very seriously and thought for a while, and said lightly: “Yes, there is a double room, there is a kitchen and a study room, and a bedroom is empty. Nan Nan wants to come and live?”

Wei Nan’s mother smiled and said, “That’s just right, great, Nan Nan, you will move to live with Brother Lu Shuang, and you will take care of each other and save a rent.”

Wei Nan was helpless to help her forehead.

My mom now looks like a salesman in a shopping mall. She can’t wait to pack her daughter and deliver it to her door free of charge. There are labels on her forehead that reduce prices. It’s really…

Wei Nan raised his head and said solemnly: “Mom, when we practiced, the dormitory was arranged by the school.” Turning back, Chong Yuan Yuan smiled brightly: “Right Yuan Yuan~”

Yuan Yuan nodded: “That’s right.” After speaking, he smiled and said to his mother: “However, you can also live on your own. I also think that the aunt’s point is reasonable. The first rent is expensive these years. Why can I save a share? “Then he turned around and smiled brightly at Wei Nan: “Right Nan Nan.”

Wei Nan’s shoulders collapsed instantly, lowered his head, picked up the chopsticks and plucked the remaining bones in the empty plate.

Wei Nan’s mother continued to smile and said, “Xiao Shuang, my Nan Nan is used to sleeping late, so I can’t get up in the morning. Call her when you wake up later.”

Already planning the after-sales service to sell your daughter? ! I can’t wait to post another line next to the price reduction: one month replacement and three months warranty.

Lu Shuang smiled slightly: “That’s natural, I will wake her up.”

Wei Nan gritted his teeth and stared at the empty plate on the table for a long while, finally put down his chopsticks and sighed helplessly.

Sure enough, the human stomach is a very important organ, which is where all grains pass. To grasp a man’s heart, you must first grasp the man’s stomach, and the same is true for women.

Look, my mother used a plate of ribs and bought this man and woman in an instant.

Sleeping in the room with Yuan Yuan at night, Wei Nan looked at the ceiling and cursed in a low voice: “Yuan Yuan, you dead girl who crossed the river and demolished the bridge, you sold me after eating my mother’s ribs. We have lived together for four years, you Didn’t we mean that our relationship is the wall that can’t cry? Now, in your mind, my value is not as good as a piece of ribs?!”

Yuan Yuan stared at Wei Nan for a long while, and solemnly concluded: “Of course your value is comparable to a piece of ribs.” Then he touched his chin and laughed: “But compared to a set, it’s still a bit worse. ”

Seeing that Wei Nan was about to hit him with his fist, Yuan Yuan hurriedly covered his head with his hands, and then said: “For those who have just lost love, you must not use violence!”

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After staying at home for one night, Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan cleaned up and prepared to go back to school the next morning.

When I went out, I met Lu Shuang who just came out, wearing a shirt, suit and trousers. He looked like a young man and looked refreshed. Standing there leaning on the door and holding on to the railing, he smiled at two very gentlemen: “Should I take you back?”

Wei Nan immediately shook his head: “No, in such hot weather, I am afraid that the hot sun will damage your fair skin.” He deliberately said that he was numb and wanted to thunder him, but the other party was obviously much deeper than he thought. Being serious and calm, he continued to say calmly: “Your girls’ faces can’t stand the sun. I’ll drive you. I just bought a new car and want to grind the tires.”

Well, you might as well just say: “Please be my props, you two, grind new tires on the car.”

In fact, putting two sows in the car, the effect of grinding tires should be better.

Standing next to the brand-new white car, Wei Nan opened his mouth wide in shock.

Yuan Yuan was also exclaimed: “Damn, this car is really beautiful, it’s so red, and it’s different!” Then he stabbed Wei Nan in the arm and smiled thiefly: “Is he rich? Yesterday I I thought you were hanging a crocodile, but you ended up hanging a beetle-in-law?”

Wei Nan stabbed him back with an arm: “What nonsense, I guess this is not his car. The conditions of their family are similar to mine, working class.”

Lu Shuang smiled softly: “It’s my car, I just bought it.”

His donkey ears are really strong enough to hear whispers, or will he be aware of his words?

Wei Nan heard the sound of his chin dropping down: “You didn’t… just got a job?”

Lu Shuang shrugged: “Pay in installments.”

Even if it is paid in installments, the down payment is quite a lot. Can he get so much salary in one month?

Wei Nan asked coolly: “What kind of job? Isn’t it going to be a cowboy?”

Lu Shuang’s face was calm, waiting for Wei Nan to continue talking as he watched the show.

Wei Nan pretended to be surprised, and raised his voice to stimulate him: “Are you really going to be a cowboy?”

Lu Shuang smiled meaningfully: “You said, I’m going to be a cowherd on this condition, the price…who can afford it.”

Wei Nan thought to himself that dealing with chic people is more chic than him, and dealing with despicable people is more despicable than him… Who told me what to do with cheeky people? More cheeky than him? It’s a pity that someone’s face is thick enough to make a body armor, can it be thicker than him?

I can only ignore him.

Wei Nan turned around and was about to get into the car, but Lu Shuang suddenly said solemnly: “Actually, I work for an online company and do online games. By the way, do you know online games?”

Yuan Yuan was helpless, but Wei Nan smiled and said, “I haven’t even seen a computer, how can I know about online games.”

Lu Shuangxiao: “But I heard your brother say that you have built many gangs in the game, and you are still the queen of cottages, right.”

Wei Nan suddenly wanted to fly to City A to pinch his brother’s neck. It seemed that he wanted to be a matchmaker and wanted to be crazy, so he gave Lu Shuang all his sister’s old tricks.

Seeing that Wei Nan didn’t speak anymore, Lu Shuang continued to ask, “Have you played Mengli Jianghu?”

Wei Nan nodded, “Have you played too?”

Lu Shuang suddenly cocked his mouth and smiled strangely. Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan looked at each other, and the cold hairs all over their bodies rose up like bamboo shoots after a rain.

Lu Shuang coughed slightly and pointed to the car, “My mother insisted that I buy the car first, and I was also forced.” After speaking, he smiled slightly: “My mother said, use this car and marry a daughter-in-law for her. .”

Yuan Yuan laughed loudly beside him, Wei Nan’s chin dropped and shrank back. He glanced at the innocent car with piercing eyes, and said helplessly: “Very well, the car has such a great historical mission. Thank you so much.”

The two girls got into the car while laughing and sat in the back row together.

The driver concentrated on driving and played soft music.

Wei Nan continued to talk with Yuan Yuan, talking about the painful entrance exam that he had just experienced, and by the way cursed the professor of psychiatry who had deliberately set up essay questions when he said that he was not in the scope of the exam, and made Lu Shuang’s driver transparent.

After a long time, the driver finally couldn’t hold it back anymore, and coughed slightly to show his presence.

When the two finally realized that there was still someone in the car and turned to look at him, Lu Shuang spoke consciously: “Nan Nan, my parents and my sister, I will move in some time later.”

“That’s okay, the family is reunited.” Wei Nan smiled, then turned to look out the window, and sighed: “I will line up in adult font for a while, then line up in a line…”

Lu Shuang raised his eyebrows: “Are you scolding our family as migrating birds?”

Wei Nan said innocently: “When did I scold you? Your association is too rich.”

“Then what do you say is arranged in a herringbone pattern?”

Wei Nan smiled, and pointed outside——

“Banyan tree.”

Lu Shuang followed Wei Nan’s fingers and looked over. The banyan trees on the street were indeed lined up in the shape of “one”, and the word “person” was on the corner.

Yuan Yuan finally broke out, laughing so much that he leaned forward and backward completely regardless of his image.

Lu Shuang twitched the corner of his mouth and stopped talking.

The car stopped suddenly and Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan nearly hit the front seat.

Lu Shuang turned his head and squeezed the steering wheel, still looking calm, Wei Nan finally couldn’t help it: “There are no cars in front or behind, and no street lights. What kind of car did you suddenly brake in the middle of the road…”

Before finishing talking, the car flew out suddenly.

“Oh…” Yuan Yuan screamed when he was hit in the back of his head.

The driver didn’t feel guilty at all. He still drove the car calmly. Wei Nan quickly pulled the safety belt and tied himself to Yuan Yuan with a shocked look. The speed was the same as pulling a lifebuoy.

“I took the driver’s license and got 98 points in the theory test.” Lu Shuang raised his mouth, his tone quite triumphant.

Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan looked at each other and choked silently.

Excuse me, how many points do you score on the actual operation test, brother…

I’ll grind tires with you, but don’t lose your life.