Running Snail - Chapter 27
The three-day graduation trip soon ended. The scenery of Hainan was an eye-opener for everyone. On the way back, everyone was tired of playing and closed their eyes and rested.
Zhou Fang and Lu Shuang actually wanted to hitchhiker and gave the travel agency the fare. Wei Nan asked helplessly, “Are you not flying?”
Lu Shuang earnestly said, “Being separated from the ground and flying high in the sky, you will feel insecure.” Then he sat down behind Wei Nan.
Zhou Fang quietly came over and said to Wei Nan: “Actually, he sleeps as soon as he gets on the plane, so he has no time to experience the’sense of security’, hahaha.”
Wei Nan looked at Lu Shuang and found that he had really begun to “close his eyes and rest his mind” calmly.
Speechless.
Zhou Fang and Lu Shuang sat in a row, and Wei Nan and Qi Juan sat in a row.
Yuan Yuan still has the traditional concept of “respect for seniors” of T college students. Moreover, he does not dislike the authors whose pen names are “Zhou Fang” and “Virus” like Qi Juan does, so Qi Juan does not look at them with a cold face. At that time, Yuan Yuan smiled very “introverted” and leaned over to talk to the two gods.
Zhou Fang looked at the expression of “Puppy Dog” and smiled at Yuan Yuan: “Junior sister, you have to take turns in every discipline, right?”
Wei Nan complained secretly, and after a round, the great writer had no sense of art.
Yuan Yuan replied obediently: “Well, yes, brother, do you also know the rules of the medical school?”
“Many of my friends study medicine.” Zhou Fang explained.
Yuan Yuan smiled and said, “I’m in a group with Nan Nan. The arrangement is… to go to the heart surgery first, right Nan Nan?”
Wei Nan nodded lazily: “Yes.”
Zhou Fang smiled and said, “Then you ask for more blessings.”
“Why do you say that?” Yuan Yuan asked curiously.
“There is He Shumin in the Department of Cardiac Surgery. That Professor He is not so vicious. Some people are often scolded by her, so I suggest you prepare mentally in advance.” Zhou Fang smiled lightly: “You should know you. Great talent of the medical school, Brother Ye Jingwen, right?”
Wei Nan’s heart jumped. Ye Jingwen’s great man is definitely not simply “knowing” that can be described. It is simply too “profound”.
A perverted brother who used “nonsense” as an automatic QQ reply and went abroad to study.
Ye Jingwen, a talented student in the medical school, Zhou Fang, a talented student in the Chinese Department, and the “talented scholars” from T University are really distorted one by one.
“He was brought out by Professor He~” Zhou Fang smiled owingly, and finally added: “If you have a teacher, you must have an apprentice.”
Wei Nan suddenly felt a sense of realization, no wonder Ye Jingwen was so terrifying, it turned out to be Professor He’s apprentice…
Zhou Fang continued: “That woman, oh… it’s such a terrifying and unique existence of the extinction teacher. It will make you feel the ecstasy of studying medicine very deeply. I will burn more mosquito coils to bless the teachers and sisters. .”
Hearing his description, Wei Nan couldn’t help but shudder.
After graduation, I will go to the hospital for an internship. I don’t know what a terrible life is waiting for me?
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On the first day of arriving at the hospital, Wei Nan finally realized “the ecstasy of studying medicine.”
Zhou Fang’s narrative is not enough to express the horror of Professor He. The frost on the face of the strong woman is enough to create the freezing effect of the morgue in summer.
Because of oversleeping, Wei Nan, who ran to the hospital while wiping his sweat, was blocked by Professor He at the office door.
When Wei Nan saw that the general situation was not good, he hurriedly lowered his head to pretend to be grandson, and squinted at him. Yuan Yuan next to him was also pretending to be grandson with his head down. Standing beside him was a tall boy, using “sorry for the heavens and compassion” The sympathetic eyes stared at him.
The frosty Professor He opened his mouth and thundered, “See for yourself, what time is it?!”
Wei Nan has never been in the habit of wearing a watch. After flipping through his pocket for a long time, he couldn’t find the phone. The boy next to him kindly reached out to Wei Nan and asked Wei Nan to look at the watch. Wei Nan’s neck twisted 90 degrees before seeing it time.
“Uh, seven fifty-five…” Wei Nan hung his head, with a faint mosquito.
“Eight o’clock is the handover meeting, and you rushed to the hospital at 7:55. Do you have a sense of time?” Professor He said coldly, “You want the patient to see you run like a lunatic, thinking you are suffering A stimulating beast, who would dare to see you for a doctor, eh?”
A drop of cold sweat fell on Wei Nan’s forehead, and he nodded and bowed: “Sorry, teacher, I will definitely pay attention to it in the future, I…”
“Fortunately, you didn’t wear a white coat to destroy the image of a doctor.” Professor He interrupted Wei Nan with a cold face, “By the way, where’s your white coat?”
Wei Nan hurriedly took out the crumpled white coat from her bag, wondering whether to check her or change it in front of her.
Professor He rolled his eyes: “Did you come to the hospital to train as a trainee or to be a butcher in the vegetable market?”
Wei Nan was speechless, his head dropped lower, Yuan Yuan next to him also pinched the corner of his wrinkled clothes, and then hung his head together, their movements were quite neat and harmonious.
“Wei Nan, right? You are not allowed to wear sandals in the future. You tie your hair up by the way. During the physical examination, as soon as you lower your head, your hair will hang down and sweep the patient’s body like a broom. You don’t even understand this.”
“……Yes.”
“So are you Yuanyuan, don’t let me shave your hair with a scalpel. Why are you in a daze? Go and tidy up for me right away! I have all the earrings and rings off, so I won’t be allowed to wear them later.” After speaking, he turned back and rushed coldly. The boy said: “Fei Teng, you go find a new white coat for the younger sister.” As he walked to the office, he sighed helplessly: “The students of T University are really inferior to the batch. What kind of qualities are they? It’s totally incomparable with previous sessions.”
After Professor He left, the boy named “Fei Teng” sighed slightly, shrugged and said: “Two juniors, you didn’t know Teacher He’s temper when you first came here. Be careful in the future and don’t make her angry.” After speaking, he leaned into Yuan Yuan’s ear and whispered, “Don’t challenge the explosive power of Exterminator, it’s terrifying~”
Yuan Yuan instantly dropped his head and nodded very well.
Fei Teng smiled meaningfully, turned around to get the white coat, and smiled that it was really “angel”.
It was not until his figure disappeared from his sight that Yuan Yuan raised his head and wiped his face, and said to Wei Nan: “Damn, I was scared to death. I was just used by Master Exterminator as a target for practicing Jiuyin Sutra. He said that I would deduct my grades from the department and told me to copy ten cases. I’m crying, Nan Nan…”
Wei Nan was also quite helpless, thinking foresight: “This…under Mr. He, how long are we going to stay here?”
Yuan Yuan said quite tragically: “Three days, seventy-two hours, how many seconds would it take, oh…”
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When I close my eyes and open them again, the three days will actually pass quickly.
It is a pity that Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan had no chance to close their eyes at all, so time flies particularly slowly. In the middle of the night, in the student dormitory of the hospital residential area, Wei Nan and Yuan Yuan were working hard to copy the cases.
Wei Nan sighed, “Life, what a tragedy…”
Yuan Yuan was helpless: “Quickly copy, the students who offended her are said to have a miserable end.”
Wei Nan wondered: “When did your news get so good? Who told you?”
Yuan Yuan laughed: “Fei Teng.”
Wei Nan smirked, “Oh~ I only knew him for a day, so I knew him so well. Why didn’t he tell you everything instead of me? Ha ha ha.”
Yuan Yuan ignored Wei Nan’s yin smile, and said to himself: “I think his name is very artistic. For example, your brother Wei Teng, then there is only one ambiguity that is’stomach pain’. But Fei Teng, if you stand From the point of view of zoology, it is-babble. If you speak from the point of physics, it is-boiling. If you speak from the medical point of view, it is-lung pain.”
Wei Nan choked on his mouth and patted his chest wildly for breath.
Yuan Yuan continued to say in a serious manner: “I think his parents are uniquely talented, and they have gone beyond the realm of’one-language puns’ and have directly risen to the’three views are not right’, hahaha.”
“Three views are not correct, right? Don’t bully these Chinese characters.” Wei Nan couldn’t help but laughed. “Actually, according to you, my name is also very artistic. The angle is the stomach. From a philosophical point of view, it is embarrassing. If you disassemble the words from the perspective of botany, it is still a phoebe flower~”
Yuan Yuan nodded: “That’s that. Actually, I’m also a literary person. Yuan Yuan is a memorable and special name. When I used to swear swear words, they said Yuan Yuan you are such a vulgar person! How did I answer ,Do you remember?”
Wei Nan smiled and said, “You said with a serious face, sister, I am not a rough person, I am round.”
“Yes, that’s it, it’s a classic, right? Hahaha.” Yuan Yuan laughed at the table.
Wei Nan suddenly felt that this kind of conversation between the two was similar to that of Zhou Fang and Lu Shuang. It seemed that the cheeky of the two girls was also increasing exponentially.
Wei Nan smiled, and suddenly thought of her brother, so he patted the table and said excitedly: “By the way, I think of a funny one when talking about the name. There is a high school classmate named Du Ziteng, plus my brother Wei Teng and brother Fei Teng, stomach ache, stomach ache, lung ache, that is really the most commonly used in hospital diagnosis-Jixiang three pain!”
Yuan Yuan continued to laugh: “Auspicious three hurts, hahaha, girl Wei Nan, you are so talented!”
Wei Nan shrugged: “If you have talent, you have to continue to copy cases. Exterminators don’t teach me the Jiuyin Sutra just because of my talent.”
The two of them lowered their heads and copied for a while, and their fingers were sore, so they couldn’t help but chat again.
Yuan Yuan said: “At that time, there was a man named Shen Jingbing in the College of Chemistry. The teacher’s Mandarin was not standard. When the call was made, he kept saying, “What about the crazy? Didn’t the crazy classmates come?” Everyone laughed and fell on the ground!”
“Haha, isn’t there a guy named Lai Yuejing in our class? He’s still a boy. Once his roommate called him and shouted in the classroom,’has menstruation come? Has menstruation come?’, everyone laughed and got down. , You almost fell on the ground.”
“Well, I was still wearing high heels that day, and I was walking down the stairs. He yelled, “Is the menstruation coming?” Who do I not lie on?” Yuan Yuan continued to laugh, leaning over and saying, “Do you remember, we There is also Bao Yuxiao living upstairs opposite?”
Wei Nan nodded: “Of course I remember, what a deep joke that is!”
Yuan Yuan danced with his hands and waved the papers he copied the case. He almost twitched with laughter. “It was raining that day, and a boy shouted from the window:’The rain is small, the rain is small. Shout at noon! I don’t know if the rainstorm will take you all day. If it’s a small one, go back to the house and sleep in your sleep!” The man said aggrieved: “I’m calling my classmate, his name is Bao Yuxiao …’ The boy said:’Well, my surname is Xiao, and I will have a daughter named Xiao Yuda in the future, to match your Bao Yuxiao. That will be the rainy season of my life!’”
Yuan Yuan squeezed his throat to learn how to speak like a boy, so Wei Nan laughed regardless of his image.
The two concluded together: “It’s really an art to choose a name.”
The sound of knocking on the wall suddenly came from the next door, accompanied by a loud roar: “Where is the haunted in the middle of the night?! A Chinese Ghost Story is not like you laughed at!”
The two looked at each other, turned their heads to see——
Thousands of birds flew extinct, because we laughed.
“Hey…” Wei Nan sighed, “Keep on writing, it’s only halfway through, my hands are almost cramping.”
“Hey…” Yuan Yuan said, “Your hand is twitching, my hand is shaking, and it’s just a pair together.”
Wei Nan said: “It’s good if your brain doesn’t shake. We have to set ten alarm clocks tonight, so that we won’t be able to get up tomorrow, and we will be too bombarded by the extermination division if we are late…”
Wei Nan had forgotten that besides the mobile phone alarm clock, there was also an artificial alarm clock called Lu Shuang, waiting to wake him up with a smile on his face.