Running Snail - Chapter 35
As Father Lu drove to his son’s residence, Mother Lu sat in the passenger seat and sneered triumphantly.
Dad Lu was really helpless, and said, “Don’t laugh, I want to run the red light when you smile.”
Lu Ma gave him a white look and said, “You said, can I succeed in this sudden attack?”
Dad Lu smiled and said, “Of course, when have you failed?”
Mother Lu was proud: “I gave birth to my son. I don’t know what bad water is in his stomach? I want to find a fake girlfriend to get through, haha…” He stroked his hair, raised his lips, “There is no door !”
Dad Lu just laughed.
Lu Ma continued: “Now that Wei Nan has completed the task, she will definitely leave some clues when she leaves. Let me see how he can explain it.”
When Wei Nan woke up, she found herself lying on the sofa, with a soft light from the kitchen. Rubbing his eyes, he saw Lu Shuang wrapped in his apron, eating it in the microwave oven pretentiously. The clock on the wall pointed to six o’clock in the evening. Wei Nan touched Kongkong’s belly and went to the kitchen with a smile on his face, “Lu Youyou, what’s delicious?”
Lu Shuangtou didn’t reply, and said indifferently, “Mifen.”
“Only rice noodles? I’m so hungry, maybe I won’t be full?”
“Don’t worry, I’m absolutely full.” Lu Shuang turned around and smiled, “Knowing that you are a pig’s appetite, I ordered three bowls.”
“…” Wei Nan was speechless.
The two sat face to face at the dinner table and settled three bowls of rice noodles. Lu Shuang ate one bowl and Wei Nan ate two bowls. There was a clear contrast between food intake and gender ratio, which made Wei Nan feel a little embarrassed…
After the two of them had eaten, Lu Shuang said, “You go take a bath, I’m tired all day today.”
The sweat on Wei Nan was really uncomfortable, so he went to the bathroom with a hum.
Shu Yifu took a shower. When he came out, he found Lu Shuang was looking for something. Wei Nan wiped his hair and asked with a smile, “What are you looking for?”
“Get some medicine for you.” As he said, he threw a topical ointment over, “You get foam on your feet. Apply a little and it will get better soon.”
Wei Nan was moved a little again. Although he had merit and hard work, Lu Shuang suddenly got upset. When he smiled softly, he was really not used to it.
Sitting on the edge of the bed and applying medicine, the phone rang suddenly.
“So sad, this is not the result I want…”
Wei Nan was taken aback, this special ringtone, wouldn’t it be the **** again?
Sure enough, after Lu Shuang picked it up, the woman over there started jumping beans again, crackling and talking a lot, and Wei Nan could hear her voice sitting here. To the effect, the hotel’s air conditioner suddenly broke down. I will come to Lushuang to make do with one night, and move into the renovated house tomorrow.
Finally, Lu Shuang only said something very solemnly: “Well, let’s do it.” He hung up the phone.
Then he looked up at Wei Nan: “My mother said, come live tonight.”
“I heard it.” Wei Nan nodded.
As soon as the voice fell, there was a knock on the door. This speed was almost comparable to Qi Juan, who appeared in front of him while saying “I’m coming soon”.
When Lu Shuangma saw Wei Nan, she was shocked for a moment, but quickly returned to a calm face, and asked, “Wei Nan didn’t leave?”
Lu Shuang smiled softly: “Mom, we are living together and forgot to tell you.”
Mother Lu, who was posed by her son, stared angrily under the smiles of the father and son, Wei Nan, who had just come out of the shower with wet hair——
“Cohabiting so soon? You are too open, right.”
Lu Shuang continued to laugh: “Nowadays, most people live together for a while before getting married. Try to see if you can get along well. This is called the marriage adaptation period. Otherwise, you will be late when you get married. If you don’t get along, you have to go through the divorce procedures. Troublesome.”
The three of them were all surprised by Lu Shuang’s “foresight”. The most surprised was Wei Nan. How did our fake couple relationship leap to cohabitation? Or is it getting married? The leaping nature of Lu Shuang’s thinking makes people’s hearts jump too…
Wei Nan was not shocked enough, Mother Lu spoke first with a smile on her face: “Oh, this is also good, you actually have the consciousness of getting married.”
Lu Shuang nodded, “Sooner or later, we will get married, and we will die sooner and live longer.”
Mother Lu nodded in satisfaction, then turned her head 30 degrees to Wei Nan and said, “Then when are you going to get married?”
Wei Nan was already shocked, and the three souls and six souls were also fully summoned. He glanced at Lu Shuang and smiled pretentiously: “I… naturally listen to him.”
Lu Shuang glanced at Wei Nan, smiled meaningfully, then lowered his head and touched his nose.
Lu’s mother turned her head 30 degrees and glared at her son who lowered her head and touched her nose: “What about you?”
Lu Shuang coughed, raised his head, and said solemnly, “I naturally listen to you.”
Mother Lu turned her head 30 degrees again, twisted a right angle, and said to Dad Lu on her side: “Do you think they are getting married too early? Lu Shuang took marriage leave as soon as he went to work, and he would be fired by his boss. Would you like to Get engaged first, and then wait a few years to get married?”
Dad Lu smiled meaningfully: “I think we should respect Wei Nan’s opinion.”
The bomb was kicked around and returned to Wei Nan’s arms.
Wei Nan lowered his head and blushed, “Then… wait a while, I’m only 21st this year… I haven’t graduated from university…”
Lu Shuang almost laughed out loud, and Lu Ma looked happy: “Very good, just want to get married. You guys adapt to each other first. Twenty-one is indeed a little smaller, at least wait until the job is stable.” Go and sit down on the sofa and say to Wei Nan: “Then, pour mother a glass of water.”
She didn’t have the horrible look of “evil mother-in-law” during the day. Instead, she smiled very kindly. Looking at her eyes, it seemed that she really regarded Wei Nan as a daughter-in-law.
And…has already leapt to the title mother. The jumping nature of Lu Shuang’s thinking turned out to be inherited from you.
Wei Nan squeezed the cold sweat in his hands, poured a glass of water, and respectfully brought it to Lu Ma, “Auntie, please drink.”
“Not used to calling mom? Then wait until you get married. I think you should adapt to the problem of changing your name in advance.” Lu Ma glanced at Wei Nan, took the cup to drink water, “Ask your parents out for a meal someday , Your mother and I are still college classmates, and haven’t seen each other for a long time.”
Wei Nan can only pretend to be shy, bow his head and curl his clothes.
Lu Shuang said that he was going to wash the fruit, and he winked at Wei Nan, who followed him to the kitchen.
Lu Shuang stood still, turned his head, and put his hands around his chest: “You pretend to look a lot.”
Wei Nan helpless: “…No way, I don’t want to be killed by your mother’s eyes.”
Lu Shuang endured a smile: “My mother likes the royal sister, why do you pretend to be a little white rabbit?”
“We have to change our strategy according to the enemy’s situation.” Wei Nan shrugged, “I am called Yirou to overcome the gang. Your mother is gang. I have another iron. I don’t have to hit sparks all day.”
Lu Shuang touched his chin and nodded in approval: “Not bad, but I learned how to deal with my mother so quickly.”
Wei Nan had no choice but to call it.
There are only two rooms, so how to sleep becomes a problem.
In fact, it was not a problem at all, because Mother Lu was very cheeky and pulled her husband into her son’s bedroom, closed the door, and threw the sentence: “You guys should rest early too.”
Lu Shuang shrugged helplessly: “I sleep on the sofa.”
Wei Nan thought for a moment: “Your parents saw you sleeping on the sofa. Didn’t that help?”
“that……”
Wei Nan patted his chest very righteously: “I sleep on the floor.”
“How can I let the girls sleep on the floor…” Lu Shuang’s voice came to a halt, changed his tone, and said softly: “Nan Nan, you go to the bedroom and wait for me, I’ll take a shower first.” Wei Nan almost fell directly on the ground. Hey, can you stop using a majestic look in your eyes when you say such nasty things, it makes me feel guilty. After Lu Shuang finished speaking, he stubbornly said, “Go.”
Wei Nan squinted his eyes, and the gap opened in the next bedroom was gently closed again. It seems that Lu’s mother still has the potential to be a detective. It is really shameless to eavesdrop on the conversation between her son and the “future daughter-in-law”…
As a result, it was of course not that Wei Nan was sleeping on the floor. Lu Shuang laid a floor on it himself, although the floor was really like a crib. This room was originally small. The wardrobe, desk and an extra bed already took up most of the space. The remaining floor was only enough for one person to walk. Lu Shuang shrank in the corner and yawned like a small shrimp, a bit pitiful no matter what.
Wei Nan said righteously: “Why don’t you go to bed too.”
Before Lu Shuang yawned, he suddenly raised his head and squinted at Wei Nan: “Don’t be too open.”
Wei Nan shrugged indifferently, “My mother said, he absolutely believes in your character. My brother said, if I have a seizure, you will suffer. They both think that between us, I am more wild.” Chin, smiled and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t treat you well, besides, I also believe in your character.”
Lu Shuang helplessly: “Should I feel honored?”
Wei Nan shook his head: “No, no, I should feel honored…”
“Ok?”
“Because, I have bad sleeping habits. I am really brutal. So… you are the first person who dared to climb into my bed. I am so honored.”
When Wei Nan said this, Lu Shuang had just stepped on the edge of the bed with one foot, and then he stepped on firmly.
“Then I’m really honored.”
Before going to bed, Wei Nan took out a towel and was separated by a three-eighth line on the bed.
As a result, Lu Shuang’an fell asleep quietly, not even daring to cross the 38th line with a single hair, Wei Nan jumped over, embracing Lu Shuang as a pillow shamelessly, and was restless. In my sleep, I happened to dream about the internship project of the hospital physical examination, so I put my paws into Lu Shuang’s pajamas, and regardless of Lu Shuang’s stiff body, he touched Lu Shuang’s chest and counted his ribs, while muttering, “The fourth rib, here should be The lungs are in the lower bound…” Then he touched his chest on the right side for a long time: “Hey? Where is the heartbeat?”
Lu Shuang rolled his eyes to look at the sky, moved her paw to the left, and whispered, “Heart is on the left.”
Wei Nan smiled: “I touched it, the fifth intercostal space, the intensity is normal.”
Then fell asleep contentedly.
Different dreams in the same bed are too painful, and different dreams in the same bed are more painful.
Wei Nan’s dream was sweet, and he felt sorry for Lu Shuang, let alone dreaming, and could only remain motionless, stiff body, wide-eyed, and insomnia all night.
When he woke up the next day, Wei Nan found himself lying on Lu Shuang like an octopus bear, with his hand reaching in from his pajamas to place his heart beating.
Wei Nan froze in this position for a long, long time, and then said very suspiciously: “Isn’t it a dream?”
Lu Shuang put his hands behind his head, looked sadly at the ceiling, and responded softly, “It’s not a dream.”
Wei Nan retracted his hand in an instant when he was electrocuted, touched his nose, and said with a smile: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I really am a beast, I’m sorry…I was really dishonest when I slept, I wronged you…I’m sorry…”
Lu Shuang glanced at her faintly and ignored her, got up by himself, adjusted his clothes, and went to the bathroom.
Wei Nan blushed on the bed while cursing, “I’m so shameless. I’m a typical **** and thirsty woman, like an image!”
It suddenly occurred to him that he seemed to have lost his image in front of him. He had lost people so many times, and even the inventory in the computer was checked by him… It’s not bad to lose this time.
Wei Nan slammed his head against the pillow, and glanced at his hand sadly-I really wanted to chop it off to prove his innocence.
However, just now, I placed my hand on the apex of his heart and felt his heart beat so fast. How much is your heart rate? Like running a marathon, pounding, jumping so intensely.