Saiyan In Naruto - Chapter 51

After the fight Onoki honored his word, he took Deidara, Akatsuchi and Kurotsuchi with him back to Iwagakure. A few days later Onoki himself came back with 3 S-class and 5 A-class Earth Release techniques. I think I gave him too much of a scare but when our peace talks came through I saw a bright expression when learned that if they are in trouble we will come to help and vice-versa. Once we divulged the information we had on what is to come his expression changed to a brooding one. No one wants to hear that there is an invading force coming to drain us of chakra. I say force but it’s mostly individuals from the Otsutsuki clan but each have their own skills and are powerful. Onoki was told of the invasion that is to come and to prepare. We told him that the information was free because the invasion doesn’t just include Konoha but the known world. We also told him that we are trying to hold a Kage summit and for him to attend.

Onoki: The Iwagakure will attend. Considering you already have peace with the Sand they will also attend, but how will you convince the Raikage and Mizukage to attend.

Sage: The only one we need to convince is the Raikage. I will personally go and extend the invitation. If they happen to refuse then f.u.c.k them, let them die. I will tell them the information but it is up to them on how they want to deal with it.

Minato: When you do get there please talk it out first Sage-kun. If we see another village disappear we as the inhabitants of this world will lose people who can fight back.

Sage: I have no problem talking but if the rumors about the Raikage are true, then he will only listen after a proper a.s.s beating.

Onoki: Hahaha, the kid is right Hokage. The Raikage is far more stubborn than I am and without a spanking he won’t listen. Let the kid have at him so he can better understand.

Sandaime: Since Kakashi is indisposed watching over Obito, take his team with you. If you do have to fight don’t kill him or destroy the entire village, understood?

Sage: Fine. No problem, but how about a missing limb?

Minato & Sandaime: NO!!

Sage: (Snaps fingers). Damn. Ok. I will keep it to just an a.s.s whooping then.

I left the office and went to inform Kakashi then his team. Although Sasuke was reluctant to leave because of Itachi’s return he didn’t want to miss the opportunity to train with me. I don’t know when his attitude changed or if Itachi told him something, but he was actually looking forward to it. Naruto knew what to expect and had a prepared bag for missions with me like this. Sakura got her things ready after a lecture with Tsunade. After 2 days we headed toward the Kumogakure. I decided to walk even though it was a close to 70 hour trip from Konoha. That way we can get some training in and I can try my new added-weight rock technique. Plus it will give me a better understanding to where Sasuke is with his training. We made a stop after a day of traveling.

Sage: So, what have you guys been doing after the whole sand mission?

Sakura: Since the Sand was generous with their herbs, I made different varieties of medicine with Tsunade-sama, Ino and Hinata.

Naruto: Other then a few dates with Hinata, I tried learning the Nidaime’s Hiraishin no Jutsu (Flying Thunder God Technique). Because you already helped me understand space-time I was able to learn it but it’s not perfect.

Sasuke: I was able to understand my brother better and finally learned why he did what he did. I wanted to thank you for killing Danzo and getting my brother back.

I nodded and accepted his thanks. I thought up a training menu for them. I started with 7X gravity on Naruto, 5X on Sakura and 3X on Sasuke. Sasuke had never trained under heavy weights so he was not used to the gravity. Once he adapted to it he noticed the difference on the amount of weight Naruto and Sakura can carry to his. Sasuke was more of a speed type so weight training could benefit him greatly depending on how far he is willing to take it. After 2 days Naruto was training up to 10x and Sakura was close to 8X but continued at 7X. Sasuke was still working with 4X but in order to make him feel the results I told him to work on the body flicker. He knew the body flicker but hardly used it. I asked him what his chakra nature was, even though I knew, he told me fire and lightening. I told Naruto to teach him to apply the nature chakra into the body flicker like taught him before. When Naruto did the body flicker and applied the wind nature to it it looked like he left an afterimage. When Sasuke does it, it will accelerate his cells to move faster. While they were training I told them I will be back in a few hours and teleported to Mei. Luckily I was able to catch her in the shower and jumped in to join her. After 2 hours of intimacy I explained the situation about the Kage summit. Immediately she agreed. I told her I was on a mission to “convince” the Raikage but she knew I was mostly going there to kick his a.s.s. Mei gave me a kiss and I left. For the last day before we reached the Kumogakure I trained under 300X gravity to start off a little low and raised it gradually until I was at 500X. I kept myself in the air the entire time in order to not change the land by caving it in. I left it at 500X as we ran the final miles until we reached the village. None of us had any special scrolls or weapons on us other than the usual ninja tools like kunai, shuriken and exploding tags but we still had to check our stuff in with their guards. We got ourselves some rooms in an inn and awaited for our appointment with the Raikage. We were finally called in to talk to the Yondaime Raikage.

Raikage: Hmph, If it was so important to speak about this issue and invite the Kumogakure to a Kage summit, why did the Hokage send a monkey and snot nosed brats?

Sage: Listen you mustachioed shit stain, you are the first asshole to complain about the messenger when you should be looking at the message. If you don’t like it you can kiss my a.s.s. If you are too stupid, then let one of your flunkies read it to you. If they can’t read it I will read it to you so you can better understand. We will come back tomorrow for your answer.

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were looking at me in awe. Who else do they know that would talk shit to a kage like they were a no one important?

Raikage: There is no need to think about it. We refuse to mingle with you weaklings and these kids can take your body back with the same message.

The Raikage used the Sanbon Nukite (Three-Finger Nukite) at my c.h.e.s.t, Nukite is the strike with the tips of extended fingers. At times it traditionally calls “spear hand” strikes. To me the Raikage was moving in slow motion but to Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke he must’ve looked like he teleported. I let the Raikage hit me, a great amount of pressure exploded out when the strike landed. When the attack was done the only ones with wide eyes was the Raikage and his shinobi. I slapped his hand off my c.h.e.s.t.

Sage: Asshole, why are you poking me?

I then back-handed slapped the Raikage back to his seat while breaking his desk. The Raikage stared at me with a furious yet confused face while he spat out 2 teeth.