Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal - Chapter 25

February 14, X

sunny

Today is Valentine’s Day, but it is just a normal working day for a single dog like me without a girlfriend.

As always, I went to work and held meetings on time, unlike those on the street who were sour and sour in love.

I thought that on Valentine’s Day this year, I would still spend the night with the wife of the paper man in the tablet as in previous years, but Wu Yunfei said that single dogs also have the right to have Valentine’s Day, and let me watch movies with him.

Watching a movie has no sense of substitution at all, so how can it be interesting to play love games?

I decisively rejected his invitation.

“Little girls play love games with paper people. Real men are watching movies to learn from experience, and then they make up sisters in real life.” He said.

I always feel that these words sound a bit familiar…

Isn’t this TM what I told him when he wanted to tease Sakura? !

“You have to learn to tease girls and go to the movies by yourself. I don’t have the hobby of watching romantic movies with men.” I opened the game interface as I said, and this guy came over in silence.

“What are you doing?” I glanced at him and asked.

“If you play with yours, I’ll just look at it and don’t speak.” He said.

I don’t like to have people watching when playing this kind of shameful love game, but I can’t refuse it when he is full of interest, so I just bite the bullet and started the game.

This game is the theme of school love development. There are a total of eight characters and two hidden strategy tasks, with hundreds of endings. But my favorite is the childhood sweetheart line, almost the whole process of sprinkling sugar, which is extremely sweet.

“Are you a pervert? The girls in the game are basically underage!” As he said, he looked at me up and down with perverted eyes, and his mouth kept chucking.

(╬▔盤▔) After you say it, just take a look and stop talking! Can’t he watch me play the game quietly?

“The character I play here is also a high school student, so it’s at best a puppy love.” I said angrily.

I heard him murmur something, but I didn’t hear it clearly.

No matter what, if I didn’t hear clearly, I’ll treat it as if I didn’t hear it ╮(╯＿╰)╭

I continue to focus on the game in hand.

I don’t know if this guy has never played this type of game before, he yells every time a new strategy task appears, let me quickly get a good impression.

“Doesn’t everyone have a good opinion degree become a big carrot?” I vomit.

I have a spirit and cleanliness about dating, even in games. Every time I will only attack one girl until the level is cleared, and I will never change in the middle.

Although this game has an NP ending as set, I have no interest at all.

How can it be true love to deal with so many girls at the same time? It must be on the spot!

“Brother, I don’t see that you are quite innocent.” He smiled, “By the way, can I tell which type of girl you like based on this game?”

“You can try it.” I said, “but what’s the use if you know it, can you introduce someone to me?”

“How can’t it?”

I smiled and did not speak.

I don’t know why, I always have a strange feeling that everyone may introduce me to someone, but this guy will not.

He is still a single dog himself, and a girl with good conditions will give it to me?

The game continues, and now it’s the bifurcation of the plot, I need to choose between my childhood sweetheart and my classmates.

“Choose the girl in the same class, she has a big chest.”

I heard this guy’s evaluation and I wanted to kick him under the sofa.

Too wretched!

This is clearly a pure school romance, can he not look at it from the perspective of such a dirty adult?

I glanced at him and indifferently chose my childhood sweetheart.

Seeing the childhood sweetheart in the game with a secret expression of surprise, my heart was about to melt.

How can my little green plum be so cute o(*￣▽￣*)o

“So you are so good.”

This guy gave me a deep look, and said something thoughtless.

I ignored him and continued the game.

Although I strictly forbid Wu Yunfei to interject at the beginning, this guy didn’t seem to take my words to heart and commented from time to time.

At the beginning he just commented on the plot of the game, but later he even commented on me.

“You tell me, you are a domineering president no matter how you say, how come you are like the stupid son of the landlord’s house.” He looked disgusted, “Isn’t it just a few pieces of paper? You’re so happy that you will be stunned.” Come down.”

I subconsciously wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, and there was nothing.

“You’re dying! I don’t have Parkinson.” I pushed him and scolded with a smile.

“Do you know what humor is? Recently, you have beaten people at every turn. Be careful, I call you domestic violence.” He said.

Sure enough, people should read more if they are stupid.

What is domestic violence? Family violence is considered domestic violence!

Although the two of us live together now, at most it is a roommate relationship. If he really wants to slander me, saying that deliberate injury is much more reliable than domestic violence.

In this way, we played around and cleared the game.

Originally, I wanted to play the perfect ending of the childhood sweetheart line, but because Wu Yunfei was making trouble, only a normal HE was achieved in the end.

“It’s a pity, it’s almost a perfect ending.” I murmured.

“I’ve all succeeded together. Isn’t it perfect?” He seemed a little confused.

I explained to him that the perfect ending must go through a special event in addition to being full of affection, and finally reach a true love kiss by the sea.

“It’s troublesome to listen. Who would confess and go to the beach specially.” He said, “I think it’s good to confess at the school gate like this, at least let it go.”

→_→This guy really doesn’t understand romance…

February 15, X

The weather is overcast

Maybe it was because I accidentally “has become ill from overwork” a few days ago. Recently, everyone seems to take special care of me. My work is much easier than before. Even if I need to work overtime, I can finish it quickly.

This was a good thing at first, but for the first time I had a state of nothing to do.

“Do you dare to watch horror movies?” Wu Yunfei saw me staring at the ceiling boredly, and proposed a way to relieve my boredom.

I naturally dare to watch horror movies.

In fact, since I was young, I have been more courageous than ordinary children. On the contrary, this guy has always been afraid of such horrible things. Sometimes he can be scared when he hears strange stories or the like accidentally. His face was pale, his hands tightly covered his ears, and he hurried away from the scene.

“Do you dare?” I asked back.

“Of course I don’t dare to watch horror movies alone, but your situation at home is different.” He patted me on the shoulder and said, “You guy will ward off evil spirits when you are young.”

Although it sounds like a compliment to me, I always feel a little awkward.

I’m not a brave, so how come I ward off evil spirits?

“You are naturally weak in inspiration and may not be able to detect it. Sometimes the room is gloomy, but when you feel this gloomy feeling, it disappears. Otherwise, why were you always hugged and stopped by when you were a kid?” He laughed.

I am somewhat impressed by the fact that people hugged me when I was a kid, but is this the reason?

“Anyway, you don’t need to be afraid. I don’t care.” I said.

In this way, we found out the TV remote control that had been idle to the dust, and put a classic ghost film “The Grudge” on the TV screen.

I have watched this movie before, and it was a bit scary at first, but after getting used to the rhythm, it feels okay.

Of course, this is just for me personally.

For Wu Yunfei, the film should be full of scary places from beginning to end.

At the beginning, he would scream from time to time, and then he stopped screaming, and his whole body shook on my body.

Several times in the middle of the journey, I asked him if he wanted to stop and watch something else. He rejected my proposal and said that nothing was scary at all.

Not scary at all? I think his tears are about to burst out!

I don’t know what this sand sculpture thinks. It is clear that eating a little bit of spicy will cause skin allergies, but when the scars are cured, forget the pain, and the next time they will be abnormal spicy.

Obviously, I’m very afraid of such gods and ghosts, but you must watch the scariest ghost movies.

Finally, the film is over, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Although this guy is not heavy, he is still a man anyway. If he presses on me like this, it is estimated that I will not only have leg numbness.

“The film is over, get up?” I pushed him.

“You let me relax… my legs are a bit soft…” he said, “By the way, can you sleep with me tonight?”

I haven’t heard this guy’s invitation to share the same bed for many years. It seems that this time I was really scared.

“Don’t you dare to sleep alone?” I asked with a smile.

“I’m afraid you dare not sleep alone.” He said.

→_→Well, even if I am afraid…Some people just want to save face like this.

In addition to asking to sleep with me, this guy must let me move a chair and sit at the door of the bathroom when he takes a bath, and talk to him non-stop. Sometimes I have a dry mouth and stop for a drink. This guy Immediately, crying and asked if I was still there.

Alas, I feel that if I come here a few more times, I can just go on stage and talk about stand-up comedy.

After finally waiting for this guy to finish the bath, I thought I could finally relax a bit, but in order to repay me, he also moved a chair and sat at the door when I was taking a shower.

I told him that I was not afraid, but he insisted on sitting there.

Okay… It seems that this guy just doesn’t dare to be alone.

To keep him from waiting too long, I took a hurried shower and walked out of the bathroom.

“Why do you take a bath so fast?” he asked in a little surprise.

Before I had time to explain, he showed a clear smile.

“I see, you are afraid of taking a bath alone in it.”

I…

Forget it, don’t compete with sand sculptures.

He can understand as much as he likes.