SAYE 「Act Wildly」 - Chapter 75
“Bring down the slingshot,” Jiang Yan said.
“OK.” Gu Fei answered.
After hanging up, Jiang Yan leaned back on the lamp post, relieved slightly, and was in a good mood.
These days are an unprecedented experience for Chiang Kai-shek. Now when I stand downstairs in Gu Fei’s house, I still have a feeling that I have never returned.
Not only the first birthday he had to follow with Gu Fei, but also the things he had done for this birthday that he never thought he would do.
The thing of fighting beans is known as a children’s puzzle, but Jiang Yan feels that no child can bear the temper to make a complete pattern, and no child’s hands can be so stable and accurately put a piece of “beans” Gently into the mold.
Of course, it may also be related to how he hadn’t done much manual work since childhood. Most of the manual work was done in elementary school. Cut and cut and stick according to the pattern.
Anyway, when he put the beans on the mold with tweezers, he felt that his hands seemed to grow on someone else. When he dropped this one, he would knock down the next two. The owner of the Doudou store also told him that he picked The pattern is small, and the color is simple, it will be done quickly, and it will take an hour for novices.
Fart for hours!
For the first test, he simmered for almost two hours. When he was hot, he overheated it and pressed the beans into a cake.
The second one also took more than an hour. At least three times in the middle he wanted to lift the mold with beans.
The third one is a little faster because I finally have some experience, but I found that there was a villain’s eyes that didn’t appear after being hot.
“The player ’s inner feeling at this moment is not something we can appreciate, but it should be anxious and helpless,” he stared at the blind man. “Interlacing like a mountain, for a player who has never done a delicate challenge, Say … he can hit two objects that are not more than one centimeter apart, but he can’t … go to your mother’s. “
That being said, the gift is still to be made. The birthday is ahead. He must make the gift. After he finishes it, he has some other preparations to do.
So in the end he spent two hours, using all the patience he had saved for 18 years in this small plane covered with small particles.
He finally made a bean cake with complete facial features and no mistakes.
The shortcoming is that when ironing the beans, I grabbed the iron with excitement because I was too satisfied with the work, and the right index finger and thumb were burned with two blisters.
He cooled his hand in the water for a while, stuck it with two band-aids, and insisted on attaching the last key ring.
The gift was a black transparent lid tinplate he found after running three gift shops. Because there was no suitable sponge pad, he took kraft paper-colored wrapping paper and crumpled it inside, then put the key After getting in, I admired it for a long time after closing the lid. At the end, there were more than a dozen photos taken at various angles before the work was finished.
Then he should go out and do something shameful.
The little black shop around the corner ca n’t go. He “passed by” eight times in three days at the shop door and could n’t see exactly what they were selling, but with his eyesight and non-myopia vision, he could see that the conventional condom was removed. In addition to Yizhuo Tiantian’s medicines, there are a lot of Lenovo product packaging boxes that let people see at a glance.
Even if something is to be done this birthday … For a teenager whose knowledge only comes from pornographic films, he does not need such high-end tools.
So with the wisdom of Xueba, he chose to open a pharmacy, condom, human lubricant, and after spending 18 years of patience on Doudou, he spent 18 years in the pharmacy.
When he put things on the cashier counter, he was very moved when the cashier faced with indifferent expressions like illiteracy and packed them in a white opaque plastic bag.
A few days before his birthday, he and Gu Fei had met only two or three times, had a meal, talked a few words, and Gu Fei left, and he began to carry out various preparations.
Sometimes he felt that he was a little nervous, and on one birthday, he didn’t know what he was going to do to bomb the earth for him.
Waiting for Gu Fei to come downstairs, he went through what he had to do in his mind for a while, and determined that there were no loopholes before he took out a cigarette and lit it.
Gu Fei came down very quickly. Jiang Yan just saw a shadow flashing in the corridor. Gu Fei had already reached him, raised his hand and took away the cigarette from his mouth, and then came over and kissed him: Happy birthday my brother. “
There were no people around for four weeks at this time, and the lights upstairs were almost completely off, but even if someone passed by, Jiang Yan felt that it didn’t matter at this moment. He stretched out his hand and struck Gu Fei. I kissed loudly: “Happy birthday.”
“Are you taking me to my birthday?” Gu Fei asked with a smile.
“Well,” Jiang Yan let go of him, beckoning, “go.”
“Where?” Gu Fei asked.
“A place,” Jiang Yan said, and glanced at him again. “So what, Gu Miao is asleep?”
“Sleep early,” Gu Fei tickled his lips, “I’ll spend the night with you tonight.”
“OK.” Jiang Yan nodded.
Both of them are serious, and it feels as natural as usual to discuss with him when they go to him. In fact, Jiang Yan swept away Gu Fei with Yu Guang, this guy is probably the same as he thinks.
Unsightly!
“Is that for me?” Jiang Yan saw Gu Fei holding a paper bag in his hand, and it seemed quite heavy.
“Yes,” Gu Fei smiled, “to you in a while.”
“Do you want me to give you a gift?” Jiang Yan asked.
“Yes, I want to exchange.” Gu Fei said.
“Okay,” Jiang Yan laughed. “Brother Yun will take you to get the present now, and take the present back to me to eat the cake.”
“Did you also buy the cake?” Gu Fei asked.
“Well, I wanted to make a cake myself. I’m not familiar here. I bought a small one without looking for a DIY shop,” Jiang Yan said. “Why did you buy it?”
“I … made one and left it in the freezer in the store.” Gu Fei said.
“Where did you do it?” Jiang Yan raised an eyebrow.
“There is a baking studio on the street behind Wang Erpie,” Gu Fei said, sighing again and thinking, “I took Ermiao to play before, and she lost her temper and hit someone’s scales there. I lost 50 bucks and bought a ready-made cake for only 20 bucks. “
Jiang Yan didn’t feel like it, but he felt like he wanted to laugh.
“I …” After a long while, he turned to look at Gu Fei, “I want to laugh, do you mind?”
“… don’t mind, laugh.” Gu Fei said.
Jiang Yan laughed wildly at the ground, Gu Fei smirked with him for a long time while walking forward, only to notice that this road is not the way back to Jiang Yan’s rental house.
“Where?” Gu Fei asked, “Are you lost?”
“No,” Jiang Yan pointed to the front. “Going forward, I have been in this area for several days before looking for such a place, flat land, no garbage, and no one passed.”
Gu Fei looked at the direction he was pointing.
After the steel mill closed down, there were a lot of empty and broken buildings, but in this direction, the market was on the left and the factory-run kindergarten was on the right. There was really no flat land.
Jiang Yan led him forward very firmly, turning right once in the middle and turning left twice more, and returned to the previous road to continue.
Gu Fei kept silent, and after walking for half an hour, he was sure that Jiang Yan lost his way, but this person lost his way in a strange way. Every time he turned out, he could turn back along, and then continued to before.
Finally, when I saw that the market was empty and no one had tasted it, Jiang Yan finally stopped, put his hands in his pants **** pockets, and asked for ten seconds before he said, “This **** is a vegetable market. Right?”
“Well,” Gu Fei nodded. “If you don’t go around, we can be here ten minutes ago.”
“Oh fuck,” Jiang Yan looked around, and made two laps. “I fuck?”
“Lost, right?” Gu Fei asked.
“Ah,” Jiang Yan looked at him, “let you spell it for me.”
“Blamed me?” Gu Fei smiled.
“Otherwise?” Jiang Yan glared at him for a while, anxious, “I □ □ really forgot how to get there, and the gift I gave you is still hidden there! I have a compass … “
“What kind of place is it?” Gu Fei sighed. “You tell me.”
Jiang Yan frowned and described it to him. There was a large area of sand, a little broken sports equipment, and a concrete children’s slide with half of it removed …
Fortunately, although Jiang Yan did not recognize the road, but his observation was good. Gu Fei knew where it was, and he was not too far away, but it was quite biased. One of the two kindergartens of the steel factory was in front Another one was demolished because no one was in the factory, which was where Jiang Yan found it.
“Let’s go, I know,” Gu Fei shook his shoulder, “Where do I go next time or should I lead the way?”
“Shut up and stretch your legs,” Jiang Yan said.
“But you can find it pretty good,” Gu Fei said, “I haven’t been there for years.”
“Actually,” Jiang Yan sighed. “I just came out of my house just before I went to your house. I admire myself very much. I’m probably lost even if I get lost.”
Gu Fei smiled and didn’t speak.
After walking for more than ten minutes, the number of buildings in front gradually decreased, and finally no street lights were left. Only the reflection of the moon was around.
“Close your eyes,” Jiang Yan said suddenly.
“Huh?” Gu Fei hesitated and closed his eyes.
“Come.” Jiang Yan took his hand and took him forward.
He followed for a while, and it was estimated that it would be over a hundred meters. Jiang Yan stopped: “What about the slingshot? Don’t open your eyes.”
Gu Fei closed his eyes and took out Jiang Ye ’s slingshot from the paper bag. Jiang Ye took it, let go of his hand, and the voice left him: “Okay, open your eyes.”
Gu Fei opened his eyes.
It took a long time to close his eyes. When he saw a colored spot in front of him, he froze and rubbed his eyes before he could see the ghosting spot.
“This is …” Gu Fei looked at the two twisted 8-color light spots that stretched forward from a distance of ten meters away.
The light spots are rectangular, with red, yellow, and basket colors separated by green.
“Study scum, if I don’t say it, you probably don’t see this as an infinity symbol,” Jiang Yan pulled open a slingshot beside him, aimed forward, “follow the light and get your gift.”
The slingshot in Jiang Yan’s hand made a squeaking noise, and a yellow light spot in front of him fell forward.
Then two strings of colored light began to fall down like waves, slowly connecting into two lines and spreading forward.
Although Gu Fei had already seen what kind of changes these light spots would have, when this scene really appeared, he was still holding back.
The light in front of him stretched from point to line, and he felt a shock at this moment.
Late at night, in the breezy wind, the person around him showed him a colorful picture.
Those flashing lights became a little blurred, gradually occupying his field of vision, full of colorful lights beating.
He didn’t go forward, and Jiang Yan didn’t move. The two stood in the dark like this, watching the colored light until the colored lines in front stopped, and the continuous infinity symbol was laid quietly under their feet.
“Ah?” Jiang Yan said.
“Ah?” Gu Fei was pulled back into reality by his voice, “Brother, you …”
“No!” Jiang Yan said, “It’s not over!”
“What is not over?” Gu Fei froze.
“Performance … Hey fuck, I’ll go and see, just stand here and wait for me,” Jiang Yan ran over there, pointed back at him while running, “stand and watch!”
“Oh.” Gu Fei responded, standing still.
Jiang Yan ran over there, bent over and looked at him, reached out to put a green spot back up, and pushed it down hard. As the spot fell to the ground, a small beam of flame blew next to it, and then sparked .
Jiang Yan took a step back. After a small spark, something on the ground exploded like a flower, and a small flame lit up.
“Have you heard it?” Jiang Yan roared over there.
“What do you listen to?” Gu Fei also roared.
“Birthday song! Can’t hear!” Jiang Yan continued to growl.
Gu Feizhou walked forward, and after a few steps, he heard the thin squeak sound from the night breeze. After identifying for a while, he finally heard that this was a happy birthday song.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you …
I also saw that there was an automatic birthday candle on the ground. When it was lit, it would pop open, picking a few small candles and started singing.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
“Have you heard it!” Jiang Yan shouted.
“Hear!” Gu Fei nodded with a strong smile.
“Come!” Jiang Yan beckoned.
Gu Fei walked over to him, and as he walked, he followed the candle, and it sounded like howling and whistling while listening to the music that wanted to laugh a little.
Happy birthday my brother.
I hope you will always be so happy.
Happy birthday my brother.
Hope you always smile like a beam of sunshine.
Happy birthday my brother.
I hope you will remember this day without regrets.
happy Birthday.
“It’s for you,” Jiang Yan squatted, pointing to a small box next to the candle, “I did it, see if you like it … I’ll hold it if you don’t like it.”
Gu Fei also crouched down, picked up the small box on the ground, and glanced through the glass on the lid to see the contents inside, two dear little children.
“Like,” he laughed, opened the lid, and saw a small, delicate keychain. “How to do it?”
“Doudou,” Jiang Yan took out the keychain and put it in his hand. “Have you ever played?”
“What’s wrong with your hand?” Gu Fei grabbed his finger.
“Hot two bubbles,” Jiang Yan said, “I don’t know how annoying this stuff is, and **** children’s educational toys, which child plays the iron!”
Gu Fei laughed, pinched his finger, and kissed him: “Thank you.”
“Will you use it?” Jiang Yan asked.
“Use it,” Gu Fei took out his key from his pocket and snapped the keychain up. “I just don’t have a keychain.”
“What about my gift?” Jiang Yan looked at him.
“This gift …” Gu Fei put the paper bag in front of him. “I did it myself, but it’s not as delicate as you make it. I’m a wild wind.”
Jiang Yan felt that his heart was beating a bit. He shook his hands more professionally than making beans. When he reached out to take out the contents of the paper bag, he didn’t hold it.
“I fuck, so heavy?” He froze. “What is it?”
“So fragile,” Gu Fei said, “isn’t it very powerful when shooting threes?”
“Fuck,” Jiang Yan laughed, took out the contents of the paper bag, a flat box like a pizza box, and when he opened it he could hold it for ten seconds, staring at it for a long time before raising his head, “Maze? “
“Well,” Gu Fei nodded, took a quail egg-sized from his pocket, put a bright silver metal ball on it, and made a subtle sound like a ringtone. “This is me.”
“What about me?” Jiang Yan asked.
“There.” Gu Fei pointed to the corner of the maze.
This is a labyrinth welded with iron plates. Underneath is a one-foot square iron plate with a long and short iron bar welded through it.
Jiang Yan never thought that Gu Fei still had such skills. Looking at the heavy maze in his hands, the exquisiteness revealed in the rough and wild, every corner and every interface were processed smoothly and smoothly. Carefully polished.
The “Gu Fei” small steel ball can roll. The “Jiang Fei” small steel ball does not know what method is used. It is fixed at the exit of the maze. When the “Gu Fei” small steel ball finds the exit, it will follow “Jiang Ye”. The small steel **** bumped together.
“I rely, Gu Fei,” Jiang Yan looked at Gu Fei, “You still have this?”
“Well,” Gu Fei smiled, “I also thought about giving you something for a long time, and finally thought about making one myself. Here, these materials and tools are very easy to find …”
“Thank you.” Jiang Yan put a hand on Gu Fei’s knee, and kissed him.
Gu Fei responded to him without a pause.
Although at this moment, he should close his eyes and enjoy the silence, but he could not bear to close his eyes. The light in the corner of his eyes was a colored light. In front of him was the side of Gu Fei who was reflected in the light. Shadow’s eyelashes … Jiang Yan tried to separate his eyes, but at this distance, it is obviously impossible, so he gave up and looked at Gu Fei to his eyes.
“Are those bricks?” Gu Fei asked as the two walked back together.
“Well,” Jiang Yan nodded his head while playing with the maze. The small steel ball was hollow. I didn’t know what the structure was, and it would make a nice jingle when rolling. “No one behind the steel mill is building a house. Well, I’ll buy it from others. “
“Brushed phosphor?” Gu Fei asked with a smile, with a hand on his back.
“Well,” Jiang Yan lowered his head and followed him. “The kind I bought was originally intended to be bought online, but I was afraid that it would be too late, but I ran for several days to find a shop selling this stuff. How is it, pretty?”
“Pretty, so creative.” Gu Fei said.
“How many paths are there in the maze?” Jiang Yan asked.
“One,” Gu Fei replied, “it should be easy for you, learn tyrants.”
“Yes,” Jiang Yan handed the maze to his eyes, shaking his hand slightly, “Gu Fei” the small steel ball passed the two corners along the passage, and banged on the “Gu Fei” small steel ball, ” Hey one. “
Gu Fei smiled for a long time: “Hey, I actually chose an advanced maze to do, but the area is not enough.”
“I like this,” Jiang Yan said.
Back to the rental house, it was already more than two o’clock. Jiang Yan glanced at his mobile phone. He usually fell asleep at this moment, but today he has no drowsiness at all, and only feels his eyes glowing.
As soon as he entered the house and put the things in place, he flew over and caught Gu Fei, pushing Gu Fei into the house.
“Brother,” Gu Fei pushed him to the bed, and asked with a smile, “what do you think?”
“Evil thoughts,” Jiang Yan dangled in his neck. “Rogue thoughts … a lot, choppy …”
“What a coincidence,” Gu Fei touched into his clothes, rubbing gently on his back, “I’m so evil and hooligan too, and the waves are very turbulent.”
“Gu Fei,” Jiang Yan took a bite on his neck, pulled his collar and licked his clavicle teeth, “I think, I have to have something different from you, I can really be solid, otherwise I will be jealous. “
“Then …” Gu Fei’s hand slid onto his lap, “do something.”
“Well,” Jiang Yan smiled, and after a while, he stunned for a while before he could hardly open his mouth. “Just, I haven’t asked you about it … just for this matter, you want to …” So what, or … or …? “
“What and what?” Gu Fei laughed.
“Just … don’t you **** laugh,” Jiang Yan grabbed a hand around his waist, arms up and looked at him, “do you want me?”
I fuck!
Jiang Yan players!
Jiang Yan’s skin has been practiced to a new level!
He could put such a shameless sentence!
That’s it!
After Jiang Yan said it, he felt that the fire had burned from the soles of his feet to the Tianlinggai. The whole man was burning for his shame. Fortunately, there was a small yellow light in the room. He was carrying light, and Gu Fei should watch Less than the color on his face.
Gu Fei apparently froze for a while, then took a moment to return to God, hooked his mouth and said: “Do you really want to fall in love with me?”
“Ah,” Jiang Yan answered, and then quickly answered, “No, I’m not too much. You think … how, uh, it’s all right.”
“Is that so?” Gu Fei looked at him with his arms on his arms, and stroked his fingers across his stomach across his clothes. “If you want, I can really cooperate …”
This remark was like a fire pressing directly on Jiang Yan’s face. He had a momentary pause in breathing, and he could speak for a few seconds before he re-opened: “I’m afraid to hurt you, just …”
He went back and touched under his pillow, and took out a piece of paper: “After all, our education since childhood was to respect the old and love the young, so let me check the information.”
“What?” Gu Fei shuddered.
Gu Fei’s embarrassment made Jiang Yan feel a little bit upset like a hungry old hooligan: “Don’t understand, scum? I **** up and checked the Internet to find out how to make it less painful!”
Gu Fei stunned for a while, then laughed a little at the beginning, and smiled a little bit: “Sister Brother, don’t do this, I will laugh softly when you are like this.”
“Get out of here,” Jiang Yan pinched his chin and pulled his face back to himself. “Forget it if you don’t want to see it, just don’t look at it, just leave it to you.”
“Can we not raise our eyebrows like this?” Gu Fei smiled and stared at him, “I still want to respect the elderly if you love young.”
Jiang Yan didn’t speak and stared at him.
“Or?” Gu Fei raised his arm and hooked his neck.
Jiang Yan settled for two seconds, straightened up, lifted his hand, took off his shirt, pounced on him, grabbed his waistband and yanked down.
The author has something to say: 休息 Close tomorrow and continue on Friday.
Who should go up and down for the first time should already be able to see it ﹁_﹁, in addition to explain, mutual attack. But you do n’t quench your thirst without knowing this ⊙ ▽ ⊙.
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-Ahhhhhhh! !!
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, my brother is attacking!
-Hida party broke his heart …
-Fei Fei Party Station Fei Fei for one second, after all, there are still many big attacks!
-I really let it fly!
-Hahahahaha
-Ah, something is happening, anyway, it ’s happening anyway!
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What else can you add? But let me first say that although I have been reading the comments, I really have not counted the ratio of Fei Fei and Fei Fei. My brother made the first attack. This was set before. I did not intentionally change ⊙ ▽ ⊙. Hope Everyone can accept it ⊙ ▽ ⊙.
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Today, there are still anti-theft chapters. Children who come before 7:40 must wait for the anti-theft chapters, or they can also read the text of Youyou.
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