Scumbags Follow the Good System - Chapter 36
Seeing the little lover running away, Congliang hurriedly threw the girl to the gate, shouting at the same time, “Yun Chou, Yun Chou!”
“Oh, don’t run away…”
It’s okay not to call Congliang, but when she called Yun Chou, she ran faster. When she chased after the gate, she pushed the door but didn’t open it. She groped for a thick old tree root, but she didn’t pull it down, and she didn’t know Yun Chou. He was in a hurry to run and was blind, how did he find the other door? From Liangji, he slammed sideways and slammed the door with a “click”. The almost rotten door post was directly knocked off and fell down.
After chasing outside the gate, the figure was long gone. Congliang stood at the gate and scratched his head. She also forgot where Yun Chou’s house was. Where would he find this dark man?
Xie Liangzhan was stunned for a while by the door of Liangzhan, before knocking on the system in his head, “Where does his family come from?”
“…the end of the village,” the system said, “but his house is surrounded by mountains. He wants to hide from you, but you can’t find it. I guess you scared people by crying and laughing just now, so I’d better go back tomorrow morning. Well, he doesn’t move.”
Cong Liangyi thought the same. She closed the door and walked into the house. After walking two steps, she jumped up in joy. When she hugged someone just now, she felt that Yun Chou’s waist was very tight. If it wasn’t for the first meeting, it wouldn’t be suitable. Cong Liang really wanted to touch Yun Chou’s **** to see if it still felt as big and bouncy as she never felt in her previous life.
Back in the room, without anyone else, the system came out of the space, and Cong Liang looked at the injury on her shoulder with the light of a small oil lamp. She just hurriedly put the gel on and felt no pain, which would smear blood. The gel was wiped open, okay, it was smooth and white like a peeled egg, not even a wound was missing.
“Why didn’t you give me such a good thing earlier?!” Cong Liang patted the system’s small square head.
“This thing has 600 points for a bottle, and your original points are 500.” The system had a black screen with a square face facing Cong Liang.
“Fuck me, you don’t even have an eye, so it’s scary in the middle of the night.”
The system made an “oh”, lowered its head and raised its head again, almost slipping Cong Liang out of the stool on the ground, and there was an eye as big as a screen on the entire display.
“Got it, got it!” Cong Liang roared at the system while clutching his frightened, frantic little heart, “I’ll get you a body that can run all over the mountain this time!”
Only then did the system return to the system space contentedly, and strolled around the edge of the good bed.
Her clothes are all simulated according to the original body, and her appearance is also her own. It’s a shame that she didn’t wear it. Rolling in the stomach.
Sitting at the table, Cong Liang recalled seeing Yun Chou just now, tsk tsk tsk, her little lover can’t see in this world… But it doesn’t matter, she can be her eyes.
Thinking of those confused eyes and her warm appearance like jade, I felt like I was in the middle of my conscience, and my fingers were scratching the corner of the table unconsciously. What should I do?
In the second half of the night, Congliang lay on the table and fell asleep. When the sky was bright, he fell from the table and fell to the ground. He rubbed his sore neck and waist, and didn’t sleep again.
In the house, Liang rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find copper plates, but when they searched the whole house, they found none of them. Instead, they found a few brass beads in the clothes that the old lady had dropped yesterday, all of them the size of a thumb.
Obviously, the old lady is quite old, and it is impossible to play with beads on her body. This should be the currency of this world.
Cong Liangzhao turned the beads upside down in the house again, but she couldn’t find any more. She didn’t know how much these beads were, so she had to put them away first, and put the old lady’s clothes and the original group of the family. Cheng Tuan was obviously unwashed clothes, and even the dirty quilt was torn off and stuffed under the big iron pot.
Using these clothes and quilts to burn a large bucket of hot water, it was useless to use the good bath bucket. I brushed the washbasin well, filled it with water and washed it, and also asked the system to exchange for her a towel, toothbrush, and shampoo.
These things don’t cost many points. You must know that she is also a sister with hundreds of thousands of points. In the last world, it was useless to endure it, because Wei Zishi was not blind, and the two were still together 24 hours a day. , she couldn’t explain the appearance of things that did not belong to that world. Besides, although there were no modern things at that time, they were never short of food.
The world is different. She searched for a few times, but she couldn’t find any soap horns. It can be said that the poor are completely lost. Thinking that the world is ugly, he can’t see it. I plan to use these convenient and useful things for him too.
The only regret is that there is no food that can be exchanged in the Jinjiang system space, and even the noodles that the system always eats are not real noodles, they just have that taste.
Cong Liang washed himself clean, and went out the door to find Yun Chou. At first, he was thinking about asking about the system, but as soon as he stepped out of the door, there was a road leading to the end. Standing at the head of the village, he could look at the end of the village.
Halfway through, I met an aunt driving an ox cart, and she passed by and even talked to her. As soon as Liang turned his head, the sound of the system tampering with his memory sounded. There is no real person in the plot. The introduction of the relationship was tampered with by the all-powerful system Xiaofang, but this is not a spy war script. When two people who know each other meet, the conversation is just to say hello, eat or not, what are you doing.
Finally, I learned that today is the market. Auntie was going to the market early this morning. There were several bundles of thick twigs in the car. She said she was going to sell it. The car first followed to the market.
She has a few copper beads in her hand, which should be able to exchange for some food. She intends to take the things to coax people, and later swing the original owner’s rusted axe to chop some firewood and sell it for money.
That’s right, the original body has no ability to fart. If she can’t get along, she chops firewood and sells it for two money. After thinking about it, there is no way to make her rich quickly. She is from the countryside, and she can farm the same as this ancient species. I can’t hang it on the ground, I don’t have any inventions and creations, and I don’t have the mind to do business.
The brute force in her body still drank the potion of strength, but when the system was chatting, she said that when her potion of strength had not changed its name before, it was called force pulling mountains and rivers. Just follow to see what price this firewood is selling.
The scene of the market is far from what Congliang imagined. It is not as lively and complete as the long shopping street in Qizhou City in the previous life. It is a must in life. Congliang can’t directly ask people how many beads in her hand are. Qian, it happened that he hadn’t eaten in the morning, so he tentatively bought two vegetable buns, handed the boss a copper bead, and then stood and waited for a while, and the boss found a few smaller beads for him.
According to the modern conversion of 50 cents for a vegetable bun, a copper bead in her hand is about 5 yuan, she is equivalent to taking 30 yuan to catch the big fair…
Thirty pieces seemed a little too small. After cutting a piece of pork the width of a palm, and wrapping three small packets of sugar cakes, it was gone.
When Congliang returned to the ox cart with the pitiful things in his hand, the aunt sold the firewood too. Before Congliang could ask how much it was sold, the aunt was surprised, and then she thought of something and made fun of her that she bought so much. The thing is not to give her bridegroom a tooth sacrifice.
Congliang responded generously, and asked how much the firewood sold for. After asking, Congliang knew why the aunt was surprised by what she bought.
When I came, there were four or five bundles of thick firewood in the car. My aunt said that she had been in the mountains for several days to chop it down. In summer, there were few dead trees and the price of firewood was high. I was very happy to sell beads as big as three thumbs. From Liangliang a market, he spent several beads, and it cost almost the money that auntie worked hard for a month.
When I was getting off the car, the aunt looked at Congliang several times and hesitated. Congliang probably guessed what she wanted to say. Sure enough, in the end, the aunt persuaded her to go through the new door. Her husband is blind and can’t give birth. Get used to it, save money, and say something when you meet a good one…
Cong Liang nodded and agreed, jumped out of the car, grabbed things and ran, ran out quite a long way and was in a mess in the wind, thank the heaven and thank the earth, this life is a loss. What the **** is a pure man with wide shoulders and long legs with a big belly?
Besides, where do male babies come from? What kind of structure… don’t make a fuss!
When he ran to the end of the village with his things, Cong Liangcai understood why it was said in the plot that Yun Chou was helpless to accept the marriage of this woman who was full of five poisons.
This morning, she saw her own house with earth and wood. She even disliked the patchwork house. She was born in a rural area, but at least it was a brick house. The nest is better than this shelter from the wind and rain.
A small thatched hut made of some kind of grass. Seeing that the roof is full of holes, it didn’t let the strong wind blow away.
Cong Liang made up his mind that even if it was a bundle today, he would tie Yun Chou home. Yun Chou’s house had no such thing as a door. Herbs are collected in several broken dustpans supported by a wooden shelf.
In the afternoon sun, Yun Chou was wearing an old robe that was washed and could not see the primary color. He was slightly bent, and a black silk was tucked behind his back and hung down on the base of his tail. The delusion of tenderness, especially the slightly pouted buttocks, is round and full, trimmed with gold borders, and has been an obsession with Liang’s love for two lifetimes.
Congliang’s little hand holding something tightened, and his heart swayed, “Yun Chou~” The little movement was sweet, and the exit almost stunned him, and the effect was extremely lethal. I saw the back of the gentle and tranquil young man froze in the sun just now. He threw the dustpan and ran away.
He was stunned for a moment from the good place, and then Sa Yazi started to chase. Yun Chou panicked at first, just like a normal person. Strictly speaking, he was more powerful than a normal person, and he shuttled through the winding paths on the mountain. He maintained a pace that made Cong Liangxu unable to keep up and keep up.
He held the scissors in his hands calmly, and whispered “click, click” in his sleeves. The purpose was very clear. He led them to the edge of the cliff in the back mountain. He told him not to go to the back of the mountain, saying that there were jagged rocks and rapids under the cliff, and the old women he threw down could not find even a single bone.
Even if this woman is a monster, he ran out of the gate and didn’t leave last night, but he was squatting in the bushes not far away and was not found, which means that Daoxing is afraid that he will not be able to go anywhere, so she can’t fall to death if she falls. Can cut her to pieces, and then fall into the rapids, still not die?
At that time, it would be useless for the town to send people to investigate like the previous disappearances. The cliff edge was steep and the body was lost. He was a blind man or a man, and no one would believe that he pushed him.
Congliang chased Yun Chou all the way, but the path was crooked and twisted like the ileum.
“He can’t be fake blind, right?” Cong Lianghu gasped, knocking on the system in his head.
“…No,” the system said, “it’s really blind.” It’s just that it’s been a long way.
The system said: “There is a cliff ahead, you have to catch up with him quickly.” Otherwise, when you are poked, you will fall down the cliff, and it will be too broken, and the gel will not come back.
“What! A cliff?!” Cong Liang was in a hurry, for fear that Yun Chou would not see him fall, but the more she called Yun Chou, the faster she ran.
Like a frightened horse, it can’t be driven at all.
The system was also a little anxious, and quickly came up with an idea, “There are no thick trees on the path, you are so energetic, you can stretch your hand and push it and it will break!” If you follow the winding path for a while, if you really reach the edge of the cliff, this silly girl is afraid More bad luck.
Congliang really didn’t expect that she could use it like this. She hung the thing she was carrying around her neck, stretched out her hands, and started the rampage mode.
Sure enough, he went on a rampage and took a shortcut, and he was about to chase Yun Chou soon. Congliang didn’t dare to shout out loud, so he could only persuade in a low voice, “Yun Chou… huh, don’t run away, my dear.”
Yun Chou listened to the crisp sound of the tree breaking “Kaka”, and he was horrified and rushed under his feet. However, he couldn’t run on a rampage, and he was very disadvantaged on this road with nine twists and eighteen bends. He didn’t run far, and the footsteps behind him were tight keep up.
He squeezed the scissors tightly, thinking that he couldn’t run, so he simply turned around and stood still. He was actually quite scared. He couldn’t see it, and he didn’t know what he was facing, but he always knew how to scream and panic. useless.
The fear in my heart doesn’t show on my face. Wherever I go, my cheeks are pale pink because I ran just now, and I lean against a small tree while panting slightly. Playing with Liang.
Congliang ran in a hurry, his momentum was too ruthless, he rushed to the front of Yun Chou and did not stop, and hit the small tree with thick wrists that Yun Chou was leaning against, and fortunately she supported it with her hands in time. The ground, did not hit it firmly, but still hit Yun Chou with a huge pain in his chest.
The pain in front of her eyes turned black, and she had to retract the scissors that had been raised to the back of her neck the first time Cong Liang rushed over to her sleeves.
The system’s eyes were fixed on the big screen in the system space. Seeing that Yun Chou had retracted the scissors, his little hands wiped off the sweat that did not exist on Fang’s head, and heaved a sigh of relief.
It knows a lot of things, and it can’t spoil it. The script does not describe the character in detail, but this life is obviously a natural black person who is ignorant of the world.
Yun Chou has never been exposed to any complex human nature since he was a child. The only things that are good to him are his dead father, and the old man who helped repair the house next door. The bad ones are the old woman who wants to take advantage of him and threatens him. His first choice is to get rid of it, just like people get rid of weeds in the field of course…
This is much more difficult than a prince who is showing his teeth and claws. The system shook his head and sighed. Once Congliang expressed to Yun Chou that he wanted to sleep with him, in Yun Chou’s concept, Congliang would become a bad person. At that time, would he choose to stab her or kill her?
Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Hao, who was planning the medicine, hasn’t seen him use it yet.
In fact, Yun Chou has experienced a good stab at the moment, and he can break so many trees in an instant. Although they are all small trees, he does not dare to act rashly.
Moreover, the pain in his chest was over, the woman was rubbing against him and sniffing, but she didn’t hurt him for a long time. It was a bit like a wolf dog coquettish with him on the mountain, as if she was expressing intimacy. Planning to hurt him, he also smelled the smell of meat, and an unknown sweet fragrance.
Since there was no danger for the time being, Yun Chou just lay there and didn’t move, watching the changes, letting Congliang rub against his neck, without pushing anyone, his expression was light, almost indulgent.
Cong Liang can be considered to seize the opportunity, it is really rare, he didn’t get up immediately, but his little heart slammed against the person for a while, looked at Yun Chou’s lightly closed lips several times, and wanted to kiss him.
But she already scared people and ran away when they saw her. She didn’t dare to go too far.
Reluctantly, he got up from Yun Chou’s body, and helped Yun Chou to sit up very gently. He also diligently took pictures of the grass clippings and leaves on the two of them, always holding Yun Chou’s body with one hand. He didn’t dare to loosen his arm, for fear that if he let go, he would run away again.
After slapping both of them clean, smoothing their hair, Cong Liang wondered where to start, but Yun Chou didn’t expect to speak first.
“What do you want to do?” The voice was similar to the previous world, without ups and downs at all, without a trace of emotion, as crisp and cold as ice.
But it was so cold that Congliang, who was carrying a little sun in his arms, couldn’t freeze at all. Congliang put one foot on Yun Chou’s body to prevent people from running away. He took off the things that collapsed on his chest. After washing, the sugar cake wrapped in oil paper was flattened, but it was still edible.
“I went to the market today,” Cong Liang’s chicken thief didn’t answer Yun Chou’s words first, but opened the oiled paper bag, took a fairly intact sugar cake, and handed it to Yun Chou.
“This is the sugar cake I bought, you can try it.” From the good point of view, Yun Chou refused to accept it, so he directly hit the person’s mouth, “It’s a bit broken, it’s very sweet.”
Yun Chou has heard of sugar cakes, but he has never eaten them. He knows what sweetness is. There are bunches of wild flowers on the mountain. When you pull off the flowers, the rhizomes are sweet. When adults meet, they will pick them up and bring them back to their own dolls. Not too touchy.
For the money he sold herbs, he could barely co-author some wild vegetables and buy some brown rice to survive. The sweet fragrance under the nose was something Yun Chou had never smelled before. A little bit was stained on his lips. He slowly stuck out his tongue and licked it. His eyelashes flashed twice, and he opened his mouth to speak. A piece of sugar cake was directly stuffed into it, and the sweetness filled his mouth and nose. Yun Chou stared blankly in the direction of Congliang with his cheeks puffed up.
“Eat first.” Cong Liang said.
Seeing Yun Chou chewing slowly, Congliang smiled, eating people with a short mouth, she smiled and watched Yun Chou eat the sugar cake, and then handed over the oil paper bag, patiently waiting for Yun Chou to break the whole package. After eating, even the **** was gone, so I opened my mouth.
“I’ll take you home.” She carefully observed people and found that when she said this, Yun Chou didn’t have any special reaction. Her direction, not focused, seemed to be waiting for her explanation.
Confused and docile, it was too sinister, Congliang couldn’t control himself, leaned close to Yun Chou’s lips, their breathing glued together, Yun Chou didn’t move, Cong Liang licked his lips, and touched Peng Yun extremely restrained. Ugly lips.
“There are broken sugar cakes…” Yun Chou’s breath was sweet and fragrant, and Cong Liang’s intoxicated voice fluttered.
Suppressing himself, he only touched the corner of his lower lip and left, Cong Liang sat back again, and found that Yun Chou was still watching, and he didn’t respond when he was kissed, as if he was still waiting for her to explain, and then he cleared his throat , said sincerely, “I was wrong.”
Although she really didn’t want to take the original blame, she couldn’t explain what was going on with her. She only rubbed her fangs and took the blame on herself, “I was drunk yesterday, so I talked nonsense and took you…” Cong Liangxiang Yun Chou rubbed in front of him, “I ran back to find you as soon as I woke up, I promise this will never happen again!”
“Come home with me, we are married, you are my husband, I will definitely live a good life with you in the future.” The two sat side by side, almost touching each other. The top of her head swears, she didn’t notice the scissors that were raised with her hands and aimed at the back of her neck behind her.
In fact, not only at this moment, but just now when she kissed the corner of her lips, the scissors were also hanging in the back of her neck at the same time.
He was blind since he was a child, his father died early, and he lived alone until his twenties. For some things, he was completely isolated. He heard the dirty words of an old woman who was drunk and went to him, but he never knew what kissing was. What happened, he was frightened just now, thinking that Congliang was going to eat him.
If she had just taken a sip from someone’s lips just now, she would have had a big hole in her head.
However, Cong Liang didn’t know that she had worked so hard for a while. From the time she drove people to the present, she had escaped death three times. Seeing that Yun Chou looked at her and didn’t respond, she remembered that she was invisible, and slowly put down her hand.
At the same time, Yun Chou’s scissors were retracted for the third time.
The system sat in the space with Erlang’s legs crossed, ready to make a sound at any time to remind Congliang to avoid, but this girl didn’t know what kind of **** luck, and the two people thought that the donkey’s lips were not the horse’s mouth, and they could communicate?
How the **** can you explain why Cong Liang sold someone in front of someone?
Congliang couldn’t find an excuse, so he could only change the subject, picked up the one in front of him and said, “I also bought meat, will I cook it for you at night?” Congliang gently rested his head on Yun Chou’s shoulder.
Seeing that he didn’t refuse, he raised his butt, followed Yun Chou’s shoulder, slipped out to the person’s neck, and gently blew into Yun Chou’s ear, “Good man…”
Yun Chou didn’t believe any of Cong Liang’s words, because none of them were true.
Yesterday, he was waiting at the door. After his wife came back, he looked closely at him. He smelled of sweat and fat powder, but not alcohol. How could he be talking nonsense after drinking too much?
When the wife and the old woman were bargaining in front of him, he had already remembered the smell of the wife’s sweat. Yesterday, the woman rushed in and couldn’t smell it for a while because of the interference of the strong fat powder and blood.
Today, this woman ran out of breath, sweating all over, sticking to him all the time. He had long known that this woman and her wife were not the same person at all, maybe not even a person…
Yun Chou blankly paused for a while, then nodded lightly in Congliang’s direction, “Okay.”