Secret Marriage: Wife Spoiling Husband - Chapter 385 I Don't Swing That Way

Now, Su Yanyan was enjoying the ruckus going in the hall. She had never seen this side of Long Xun before. She never thought that Long Xun would act like this once he’s drunk.

Anyways, she was completely enjoying Housekeeper Qin’s plight. After what he has done to Long Xun, that old man deserved it.

Now, after a little while, Long Xun got tired and so he gave up on chasing Housekeeper Qin and he sat down on the couch. Shaking the alcohol bottle he frowned looking at it. “Empty? Why are you empty?” he asked to the alcohol bottle.

Seeing that Long Xun wasn’t focussing on him anymore, Housekeeper Qin took a breath of relief. He thanked all of his stars that finally he was freed from this mad and drunk Long Xun. He glanced at Long Xun carefully and saw him talking to the alcohol bottle.

In his whole life, this was the first time that Housekeeper Qin saw Long Xun behaving like this. It seemed like today was a big blow for him.

Just when he was thinking about these things, suddenly Long Xun called his name. “Housekeeper Qin!”

Housekeeper Qin jumped in fright on his spot. He looked towards Long Xun in fear and he wondered what he wanted to do now.

“Housekeeper Qin!” Long Xun yelled loudly. Upon seeing that nobody was coming, Long Xun frowned. He looked all around and he noticed Housekeeper Qin standing at one corner of the hall, very far away from him.

“Housekeeper Qin, why are standing that far? Come here, ” he motioned.

Housekeeper Qin was scared. He looked at the alcohol bottle in his hand and he shook his head. What if he goes near and this man would smash another bottle at him?

Housekeeper Qin didn’t want that to happen again so he denied going closer to Long Xun. “Xun, you speak. I can listen from here…”

“Are you coming here? Or should I come there?” Long Xun asked trying to get up again.

“No! Don’t come here! ” Housekeeper Qin shouted at once. “I-I am c-coming there…” he said and he carefully and with slow steps, he walked towards Long Xun.

“L-Long Xun are you alright?” he asked making sure to run away as soon as possible if he saw Long Xun doing another action to hurt him.

Thankfully, this time Long Xun didn’t do anything extreme. He simply pointed at the alcohol bottle and he said, “It’s empty. Bring me another bottle.”

“Uhh… L-long Xun, you are drunk. I think that you should go to sleep.” Housekeeper Qin stammered. He quickly took the alcohol bottle in his hand and threw it away as a safety measure. Who knows when Long Xun would get mad again and repeat the same behavior?

Long Xun pouted on seeing his alcohol bottle being thrown away. “I am not drunk…..” he said. “Bring me another bottle,” he demanded.

“No, Long Xun…. let’s go to your room and sleep.”

“E…. Housekeeper Qin, I am sorry. I can’t sleep with you. I don’t swing that way. I am straight.” Long Xun made a weird face and looked at Housekeeper Qin cautiously.

Housekeeper Qin: “…….” Control! Control! Can’t beat him! Control!

He chanted internally to calm himself down. He can’t beat Long Xun so he took deep breaths to calm down his anger.

“Long Xun, let’s go to your room…. come, ” he said pulling Long Xun’s hand.

“No! Leave my hand, ”

“L-long Xun, I’ll help you. Listen to me. ”

“No! Go away. I want to drink some more….”

“Long Xun….”

Just when the master and the servant were pulling each other’s hand, somebody sneaked up from behind Housekeeper Qin and screamed in his ear.

“Booooooo!!!!”

“Ah!!!!” Housekeeper Qin screamed in fright. He was so startled that he stumbled on his feet and he fell on the couch beside Long Xun.

Seeing this, both Long Xun and Su Yanyan burst out laughing.

“That was so good! Hahahahha…..” Long Xun laughed holding his stomach.

“Su Yanyan! What is the matter with you? Have you gone insane?” Housekeeper Qin screamed.

“Once more, once more, ” Long Xun demanded childishly. “It’s was so funny.”

Su Yanyan chuckled.

Seeing them both laughing at his expense, Housekeeper Qin was so angry. His face was during red and green from anger and he regularly had to chant in his head to calm down.

“Shut up! Both of you, ” he yelled, and immediately both Long Xun and Su Yanyan stopped laughing Su Yanyan sat down beside Long Xun and they both looked at him just like two kids who were being scolded by their mother.

Housekeeper Qin held his aching forehead and he sighed. “Both of you will sit here quietly till I come. I’ll just come in a minute,” he said before giving a glance to Su Yanyan.

She nodded knowing what he was going to do.

After he had left, she looked at Long Xun with a smile and she asked, “Beauty Xunxun are you okay?”

Long Xun didn’t reply. He simply looked at her without saying anything. Su Yanyan was puzzled because she didn’t know what he was thinking. But before she could say something else, she saw Housekeeper Qin coming with a glass of water.

“Long Xun, here. Drink this, ” Housekeeper Qin said.

Long Xun took the glass of water from his hand and quietly drank it down. This whole time his eyes were on Su Yanyan. Because of this, Su Yanyan felt a little guilty and she also had this feeling of being caught in doing something wrong.

She touched her nose helplessly and she sighed. In the next few minutes, the drugged water started working in Long Xun’s body and he fell unconscious next to her.

“Beauty Xunxun….” she called shaking him.

“Beauty Xunxun….” she called again to verify whether he was conscious or not.

“Long Xun!” she called his name finally. On seeing that the drugged has worked, she sighed.

“What was that?” Housekeeper Qin asked mentioning the time when she screamed in his ear.

“Oh…. that, I was just checking whether your ears are working properly or not.” she shrugged.

“Y-you!” The housekeeper was about to shout but then he gave up. “Forget it.”

“Now what’s next?” he asked motioning towards an unconscious Long Xun.