Shut Up, You Fake Fan! - CH 18

Shen Weixing concentrated and stayed silent for a few seconds, clicked on Ye Jiuyue’s Wechat, then asked, “Is that guy your dormmate? Oh, I’ve met your dormitory group before.”

Shen Weixing clicked into Ye Jiuyue’s dormitory group chat, and used Ye Jiuyue’s way of speaking to simply explain the situation to the other three members.

His dormmates hadn’t slept yet, so they all rushed to ask how he was and stuff. They also offhandedly mentioned Sui Dong, who had come over to drop off his backpack.

Shen Weixing coldly laughed, and replied: I have a boyfriend already, you guys shouldn’t help Sui Dong dig a hole in my boyfriend’s wall, my boyfriend will get really angry.

Roommate A: ……

Roommate B: ……

Roommate C: ……

Ye Jiuyue：^_^

Roommate A: Um….you’re Jiuyue’s……boyfriend….right…..

Ye Jiuyue saw that Shen Weixing was holding his phone, so he curiously asked, “What is it?”

Shen Weixing said, completely poker-faced, “Your roommates are asking if I’m your boyfriend or not.”

Shen Weixing narrowed his eyes and looked at Ye Jiuyue. “How do you want me to reply?”

This answer would determine what type of breakfast Ye Jiuyue would be able to eat tomorrow morning. Shen Weixing coldly laughed as he thought in his mind. Although he didn’t know what the correct answer was either, but, in any case he’d get Ye Jiuyue to answer first.

“……” Ye Jiuyue suddenly felt like his head hurt even more, then instead of answering, he asked, “What did you say?”

Shen Weixing, the experienced working-adult, slyly said, “Aren’t you annoyed by Sui Dong? I’m helping you dissuade him. It’s easy to tell that your dormmates have been bribed by him, they were all putting in a good word for him. If you don’t say things clearly, then in the future he’ll still annoy you. In any case, you’ve already told Sui Dong that I’m your boyfriend. Your dormmates know that you’re not straight, there’s no problem, right?”

Ye Jiuyue slowly said, “But you should have told me first, though.”

Shen Weixing abruptly remembered the things he had said to Sui Dong, paused, then asked, “Are you angry?”

Ye Jiuyue hesitated, didn’t admit to it, and didn’t deny it either, but just repeated once more, “You should have told me first, though.”

“Ah, sorry.” Shen Weixing readily admitted his mistakes. “Indeed, I should have told you beforehand, next time I won’t do that anymore.”

Ye Jiuyue’s expression was still unperturbed; you couldn’t tell if he was happy or angry. “En.”

“Every time you say ‘en’, I don’t know what you mean by it.” Shen Weixing was just about rendered speechless. “Then are you still angry?”

“I wasn’t angry.” Ye Jiuyue said. “Next time, don’t be like this.”

“Alright.” Shen Weixing gave him back his phone. He thought about it, couldn’t keep it in, then furtively said, “I just don’t like Sui Dong.”

Ye Jiuyue asked, confused, “Why?”

Why…..Shen Weixing was a little muddled as well. “What do you mean, why? He keeps harassing you and doesn’t give up. You already told him so many times, yet he’s still clinging to you.”

Ye Jiuyue: “Oh.”

The two fell into a deep silence.

Shen Weixing felt like the atmosphere was very bizarre, and was thinking he should say something. “Then you can continue resting. The doctor said that after taking the medicine, you’d get better faster if you rest more. I’ll be in the living room so if there’s anything you need, call me.”

Ye Jiuyue asked, “You’re sleeping on the sofa?”

Shen Weixing said, disdainful, “What if I catch your cold while sleeping on the bed?”

Ye Jiuyue bypassed this sentence of his. After seriously thinking about it, his face was hotter than just the fever and said, “I heard that……”

Vtfc Qflzlcu jrxfv, “Qtja?”

“Geglcu j ofnfg, la’ii yf tbaafg.” Tf Alesef kjr j ilaaif fzmlafv. “Lbk jybea kf ajxf jvnjcajuf bo atf rlaejalbc jcv ags la bea?”

Vtfc Qflzlcu jrxfv, “Qtja’r tbaafg?”

Vtfc Qflzlcu jrxfv, “Qtja vb sbe wfjc?”

Vtfc Qflzlcu：“……”

Vtfc Qflzlcu：“………………………………………………”

Vtfc Qflzlcu rtbeafv, “Vtea eq!”

Ye Jiuyue really was a weirdo! Why did he just feel like he was cute for a moment there?!

Where did he fucking hear about such things from?! What messed up stuff was he thinking about every day?! Can’t you just use your brain to focus on winning a Nobel Prize?!

Shen Weixing pushed Ye Jiuyue, whose brain was filled with trash, back under the covers to sleep. He shut the door and went to the living room, continuing to look at his script. As he read, the whole script became filled with ‘it’s hotter, it’s hotter, it’s hotter’, so much so that he really did become hotter as well. Throwing the script heavily onto the sofa, he punched a fist into the air, then got up and went to the bathroom.

You can’t blame my side for being weak-willed, the enemy was just too contemptible!

As Shen Weixing cursed Ye Jiuyue out with gritted teeth in his head, he imagined what ‘hotter’ would be like, and then he rested for a while on the toilet seat, then got up to wash his hands.

Contemptible! Too contemptible!

Shen Weixing was still cursing Ye Jiuyue out as he washed his hands.

Shen Weixing finished washing his hands and went to drink some water. He hesitated a moment, then pushed open the door to the bedroom and went to check up on Ye Jiuyue.

Ye Jiuyue had silently fallen asleep again. His body was half sideways, and his face was on the outer area with the blanket pulled up high, covering the majority of his face.

Shen Weixing walked over with light steps and pulled down the top of his blanket for him.

Ye Jiuyue’s fast asleep face was gradually revealed, he seemed extremely peaceful and looked a little innocent, and well-behaved.

Shen Weixing was entranced. It was just that he felt like looking at Ye Jiuyue like this, his own feelings were very calm and tranquil, it was especially strange, just staring in such a boring way, he actually didn’t feel bored at all.

As he was staring, it was as if he was controlled by a mysterious power, Shen Weixing couldn’t control himself from slowly moving closer to Ye Jiuyue, his lips gently touching Ye Jiuyue’s eyelid.

“!”

Shen Weixing was abruptly startled awake from his dazed dreamlike state, and gaped in shock at Ye Jiuyue, who was still fast asleep.

Oh my god! What am I doing?!

Shen Weixing maintained his shock while gaping at Ye Jiuyue, as if he had been struck by lightning.

【learn how to cook with me】

Shen Weixing: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Wen Dong: …….

Boss A: Ever since you got a sex life, you haven’t bothered the chat in the middle of the night in ages, I don’t miss this at all.

Boss D: It can’t be that Jiuyue was feverish to the point of a serious problem? @Hua Lin, prepare yourself for a medical dispute.

Hua Lin: Scram!

Shen Weixing: @Boss D How do you know he has a fever?

Hua Lin: Because after you and Jiuyue left, he brought his little lover, who had been XXX’d by him until passing out, over to my clinic and was just in time to see your car’s license plate leaving in the distance.

Boss D：……

Boss D: Hua Lin, I’ll count to three, you go die.

Wen Dong: Shen Ge, what is it, exactly?

Hua Lin: Has Jiuyue’s fever broken yet? If it’s really bad, then I’ll get someone to go over and give him an IV drip. Where do you guys live?

Shen Weixing: Just took his temperature, he’s much better, he ate and is sleeping. But I’m not talking about that.

Shen Weixing: I’m going to tell you guys something, you guys aren’t allowed to laugh at me.

Boss A: Tell us, we won’t laugh.

Boss B: Tell us, we won’t laugh.

Shen Weixing: I just found out, that there’s something not quite right with me.

Boss D: What isn’t right?

Shen Weixing: I don’t know what isn’t right either.

Shen Weixing: I inexplicably kissed Ye Jiuyue!

Boss A：……

Wen Dong：……

Boss F：……

Shen Weixing: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Boss A: Don’t tell me, that after all these months of being with him, you’ve only just kissed today? I’d always assumed you two had done everything that should be done, but now you’re telling me that you two have been just holding hands for months, and just purely been under the same covers, chatting? Wei Xing, I’m starting to wonder about your health.

Hua Lin: How about I arrange an examination for you.

Wen Dong: It can’t be right? Shen Ge, didn’t you say that you two got together a long time ago?

Hua Lin: Then let’s change the angle of thought. The ‘get together’ that Wei Xing believes in might not be the ‘get together’ that we know, but for him, it means just holding hands and sleeping in the same bed for an entire night?

Boss D: @Wen Dong, impart some moves to your Shen Ge. It doesn’t need to be any high-level stuff, just the basics are enough.

Shen Weixing: Fuck! That’s not it! You all shut up!

Shen Weixing: What I meant is, when I kissed him, the feeling wasn’t the same! It felt really strange! Before, whenever I kissed him, it wasn’t like this! My hand even went numb and weak! I fucking even wanted to marry him for a moment there!

Wen Dong:……

Boss A：……

Boss D: Oh.

Boss F：……

Hua Lin: Then marry him.

Boss B: fuuck.

Boss E: Fuck.

Boss G：……

Shen Weixing: Say something you guys!

Boss A: You’re the one who told us to shut up.

Hua Lin: I said it already, get married.

Boss D: Wei Xing, you—I don’t know what to say, you guys say it.

Boss B: It’s a good thing, get married, Wei Xing, daddy supports you. Which car do you want to switch to, daddy will give it to you as a dowry.

Shen Weixing: Scram (ノ｀Д)ノ

Shen Weixing: What attitude is this? Do you guys have absolutely no memory of who it is I like?

Shen Weixing: That’s why I’m saying it’s really weird!

Boss D: Purehearted Wei Xing, online and here to chat.

Shen Weixing: Shut up.

Hua Lin: Don’t listen to them, Wei Xing, listen to me, I minored in psychology. I’ll analyze things for you. This behaviour of yours means one thing, that what you feel towards Xia Qiu isn’t true love, your true love is Ye Jiuyue. So hurry up and go propose, get the marriage done before next year, don’t procrastinate.

Shen Weixing: Are you making things up and spouting nonsense?

Boss A: Kids that have grown up and have matured really are different huh, he can even see that you’re spouting nonsense now.

Shen Weixing:  I like Xia Qiu.

Shen Weixing:  I can’t like two people at the same time!

Hua Lin: ……

Boss B: Weixing, tell the truth, are you really this pure-hearted?

Boss A: Do you even need to ask this type of useless question?

Hua Lin: Yeah, that’s right, you can’t like two people at the same time, what Wei Xing said is right, don’t listen to them talking nonsense, I feel like what you said is right. So right now you push Xia Qiu to the side, and there’ll only be Jiuyue, then you’ll only like one person.

Boss F: Yup, yup, yup it’s like that.

Shen Weixing:  I’m not talking about this with you guys anymore, you guys all have biases against Xia Qiu.

Shen Weixing private messaged Wen Dong.

Shen Ge: Private chat.

Wen Dong: ?

Shen Ge: They all have a bias against Xia Qiu, you don’t, I’ll talk to you about it.

Wen Dong: ……

【Have we included  to play today, is  done for today yet】

Wen Dong:  Shen Ge private messaged me, saying that you all have biases against Xia Qiu, and that I didn’t.

Wen Dong: ……But I do.

Wen Dong: The first time I saw Xia Qiu I felt that there was something wrong with him.

Rinrin: And so he starts to notice his own feelings

Ppeach: Yay!!

Kleyvanilla: I find it cute how Weixing really acts like a spoiled daughte