Sorcerer Of The Modern World - Chapter 1 Fuk You Truck Kun

Yep. You read the fu*king title right. Truck-freaking-kun strikes back. And I am the victim this time. How i get acquainted with Truck-kun? I’ll tell you after. You guys need to know me first. It will be a long novel, so, nice to meet you.

My name is Josh. Joshua R. Depp. I know you guys are laughing at my name. Don’t laugh. I pray heavens strikes the one who laugh. I am your average joe, not as normal as usual, but still I am the one who you can consider as normal. Why I said I am not normal as usual? Is it cause I love anime and wuxia novels? No.. Is it because I have a sis-con towards my overly cute little sister? Is it because I am wealthy? Nope.. It’s because I have a gift. You want to know what my gift is? Heh, not telling.

Bluek.

*slaps

Fu*k you reader. Fu*ck you too author.

*slaps *slaps

‘ ….. ‘

Ahem. Since I was born, I am a very intelligence. I am not boosting for god sake. I learn to talk at three. My first words is.

‘ It’s not flavourful enough ‘ *

*slaps

Ahem again. It’s just a reference from Shokugeki no Souma. Why so serious lol.

Alright, back to reality. I start talking when I was three years old. Master reading at five. I can do a complex math calculation at seven. Pretty impressive, right? I know I am. But I made everything a secret from my family. Why you said?As I state before, I was born in a wealthy family. Depp family is a very influential family in the United States. Not just United States. Asia, North America. The family business is a bit here and there, and our stock prices can be defined as a very stable one. What business our family is in? Everything. The reason for this is my very talented grandfather and grandmother. They just, YOLO styles in everything.

For example, one day an entrepreneur come and suggest to my grandfather to join him in a water business. Long story short, my family ended up supplying a fresh distilled water to an Arab royalty. How that happen? Nobody knows. In just 60 years, they made our family, to what it is today.

My family is a good family. At least there are no Wuxia cliche like siblings rivalry or anything. My parents are long dead. Father was killed in an accident, while mother is dying to gave borth to my sister. We lives with our grandparents. My elder brother clicked with me very well. He is everything a man ( or deluded teenagers wants to be ) . Rich, tall, handsome. My younger sister is is 5 years old. Compared to my elder brother whis is a bit temperament, she is as docile as Barney the Friends minus the ugliness of that dinosaur. She is so cute that it will kill you. Her smile and dimples is so freaking cute I will die to protect. Her laugh also is very infectious bla bla bla…

AHEM!

Ops. Sorry. I got caught up describing how out worldly cute she is. I’ll tell you about her another time. Hehe.

Back to my story. The reason why I made my intellectual prowess a secret, is because my elder brother. He was supposed to be a sole heir to the Depp family, however since I was born I show a bit of a genius side of myself. I can’t remember my memory from when I was born to around 2 years old ( I mean who can right? Right? ) But according to my family, I show a sign of a potential genius, which made my elder brother inheritance shifted to me. Only when I no longer show that, he got back his title as a prince of Depp family.

What touch me the most, is that he never shows any hostility or mad at me because of that. When I ask him about it, instead of fuming with anger or anything, he told me he never wants to inherit the family businesses. I was shocked. Grateful at the same time.

” Let Grace took over the businesses. I am not interested. ”

He told me that while smiling. Now you knows why. Shall we go to the chapter where I meet Truck-kun?