Soul-eating Golden Coffin - C46

I parked in front of this man. He was wearing sunglasses in the dark and didn’t even raise his head as he said in a rough voice, “Benefactor, are you asking for permission or an explanation? To approve is free, if you don’t know it, you won’t get a single cent! ”

“Damn you!” I slapped the guy on the head.

The big bloke with dark glasses froze for a moment, then raised his head. When he saw me, he immediately made a silencing gesture, stood up, pulled me to the corner of the room, and took off his sunglasses.

Who else could it be other than Zhang Shan?

“Don’t let me find out! I was still hoping to get back at them! ” He turned his back to the wall and spoke in a low voice.

“Is that what you do every day? What was the point of having so much strength? You have to do this kind of trick. ” When I saw him like this, I was furious that he had set up a stall here to scam his fortune. No matter what, I am still his Martial Uncle, and today I must educate him.

Zhang Shan was displeased when he heard it, “What are you saying? Zhou Gong’s Dreaming Interpretation and Yi Chuan’s Gossip are the treasures of our Chinese nation, how can they be deceived? Can these people even compare to me? “I’ve been doing this since I was young. At most, they could only barely read a little bit of it before coming out and messing with me.” As he spoke, he pointed to the row of “Half Immortals” sitting on the small stools in front of him, waiting for their fortune telling.

“Then why are you pretending to be blind while wearing sunglasses? If you aren’t lying, then what is?” I was blocked by this guy, so I could only grab onto a little bit of it and beat it to death.

“This is called packing …” Do you understand? Blind people appear mysterious, and do not divulge information about their clients. There are a lot of people who believe in them. Even if the customers knew that we weren’t really blind, they wouldn’t care. At least on the surface, our sunglasses are a form of psychological comfort. They can say whatever they want. ” This fellow spoke very clearly.

“Damn, who did you learn all this from?” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. The fortune-teller was actually talking to me about packaging and consumer psychology. However, thinking about it, it made sense. In this world, the profession that had the most knowledge about consumer psychology, was fortune-telling. Just with a mouth, one could make a stranger believe that they were at the mercy of others, and perhaps even the greatest salesmen would not be able to do that.

“Here!” It’s just this Big Brother Sun. ” Zhang Shan pointed to the skinny middle-aged man who was sitting beside him.

I turned around and saw that the man was also wearing a pair of black supersunglasses. I didn’t know if he was really blind or just faking it. But when I looked over, his face was turned towards us, and he saw me staring at him in a daze, and suddenly the corner of his mouth rose, and he smiled at me, and nodded his head, as a greeting.

I’m completely dizzy. What kind of people are these …

“This is what you do every day for a month?” I’m a bit of a wreck.

Of course not. This thing can only earn extra money by being hungry and having a good meal.” I was unloading cement sand at a construction site in the daytime, and I was paying 40 yuan a day! Three meals and lodging. At the end of the month, I’ll take a break of two days and also get a bonus! ” Zhang Shan said complacently: “I will earn more from this job than I did in the village for a year!

I’ll do some calculations, man! He had at least 1,200 yuan a month, and he didn’t even have a bonus or an extra cash to tell fortunes at night. You have to understand that I, as an office designer, am only worth 1200!

F * ck, I can’t live anymore! I even started to consider if I should follow Zhang Shan.

“Why are you looking for me?” Zhang Shan took the initiative to ask when he saw me standing there with a foolish look on my face.

“I’m looking for you? I know where you are, me? I’m looking for you! ” This fellow didn’t say anything, but I had nearly forgotten about it. She quickly pulled at him and asked, “Let me ask you, why aren’t you answering the phone? Where’s the phone I gave you? ”

“The phone you gave me… “I don’t know how to use it. I just know how to charge it.”

The words struck me like a thunderbolt, knocking me to the ground and foaming at the mouth.

“You — won’t — will — find — people — ask — ah?” I looked at him for a long time and said this word by word.

“Heh heh, how embarrassing is that …” Isn’t that the same as telling people that I haven’t used this thing!? It’s time for the workers to laugh at me. ” Zhang Shan scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Another bolt of lightning, and I felt dizzy and weak, as if something sweet was about to pop out of my throat.

After spending half an hour, he finally taught Zhang Shan how to answer phone calls and store numbers. As for sending and receiving SMS and other functions, I thought a bit and decided against it. Otherwise, I wouldn’t even need to attend class tomorrow. I repeatedly reminded Zhang Shan to make calls and to stay in touch, then got on my bike and started pedalling towards my grandpa’s house.

After walking for a long distance, I looked back and saw two figures, one big and one small, in the dim tunnel. They saw me looking back and even waved at me. When the bystanders saw this, they expressed their concern. The two of them seemed to realize that this was too excessive. They hurriedly stopped what they were doing and lowered their sunglasses-wearing faces.

I didn’t know what I was feeling all the way. The biggest problem was that Zhang Shan’s physique and image were really too unlike a fortune-teller. This was just like a very short person. At first glance, one definitely wouldn’t think that this guy was a basketball player. He didn’t say anything else. Just from his figure alone, one could tell that he wasn’t made for that!

At five o’clock the next morning, I was awakened by a ringing phone.

“Who?”

“Are you Martial Uncle, it’s me! Zhang Shan! ” There was a huge commotion, as though it was the sound of a heavy truck’s engine, Zhang Shan shouted out loud.

“Are you sick!? Call me so early! ” I was immediately woken up by the noise coming from the other side.

“Really?” Martial Uncle, after breakfast, we will begin our work. You’re too sleepy! ” Zhang Shan said in disbelief.

“If you have something to say, then say it. If you don’t, then I’m going to hang up.” I’ve been completely defeated by this guy. He even lost the desire to fight back.

“Martial Uncle, are you free during the day? I have something I need your help with. ” Zhang Shan was afraid that I would hang up, so he quickly got down to business.

“I have to work during the day, but at night, I’ll call you when I get off work!” After saying that, I didn’t care if he was willing or not, I just hung up the phone and went back to sleep. Teach this guy how to use his cell phone, is this a failure in my life?

I was in a daze the whole day, but Zhang Shan actually didn’t call me again, which was a little unexpected. After waiting for a long time, I finally got off work. I called my card and walked out of the office, then dialed Zhang Shan’s cell number.

“Hey, who is it?” Zhang Shan’s sonorous and powerful voice came out. I was curious. This guy worked from four to five in the morning and even worked at night purely physical labor. He actually had the strength to set up a stall. His tone didn’t have the slightest hint of tiredness. I better do my design!

“I, Wang Ziqi!” I did as he said.

“Who?” Are you calling the wrong number? BEEP … BEEP … BEEP … “Du …” Before I could continue, the other party had already hung up. After staring blankly for a while, I finally remembered that the guy didn’t know my name, but there was a caller ID! He probably didn’t even look at it.

Helpless, I dialed the number again. Without waiting for him to speak, I shouted, “I am your Martial Uncle! Remember, my name is Wang – Zi – Qi! ”

The person on the other end fell silent for two seconds and then said, “Hai! Just say it earlier! ”

Say so earlier? Did you give me a chance to tell you?

“How is it? Martial Uncle, are you done? Can you come find me? I’ll treat you tonight. ” This was the first time Zhang Shan was so generous.

My eyes filled with tears. This child, he finally understood!

After arranging to meet at the fortune-telling stall in the underground passage, I sat on the bus and headed there. Zhang Shan likes to drink alcohol, but he can also do so. I don’t dare to ride a bicycle when I eat with him, so it’s possible that I’ll be killed by him once I get back.

By the time I reached the fortune-telling stall, Zhang Shan was chatting with “Sun Monkey”. The two of them did not wear sunglasses today, while Zhang Shan did not even bring a chair or a bag of trash. It seemed that he did not plan to “work overtime”.

After greeting “Great Sage Sun”, Zhang Shan pulled me and was about to leave: “Martial Uncle, accompany me to a place first!” he said as he walked.

“Oh? Aren’t we going to eat? ” I suddenly understood.

“Let’s eat after that!” As long as I finish this first, I’ll treat you to whatever you want to eat! ” Zhang Shan said straightforwardly.

“Wait, explain everything to me before I make my decision! Don’t even mention the Hongmen feast, you sold me off, and I even helped you count the money! ” I broke free of this guy’s big hand and just stood there.

“Nothing. Just yesterday, there was a customer who said that the feng shui of his home was not good, so he wanted me to help her take a look today. After we finish reading, we’ll go eat. ” Seeing that he was not willing to leave and did not say anything, Zhang Shan had no choice but to confess.

“Mm, then go take a look. Why do you have to drag me into this?” “How about this, I’ll find a restaurant to wait for you. When you’re done, come and find me. What do you think?” I knew it wouldn’t be that simple, or he wouldn’t have called me so early in the morning, so I said it deliberately.

“Ah …” Just as I expected, Zhang Shan was led by a general and he stood there stupidly, not knowing how to reply.

“Tell the truth …” How much are you promised? ” I know that Zhang Shan’s first mental defense line has collapsed, so I took the opportunity to advance.

“Five thousand …”

I knew it! Otherwise, how could this guy be in such a hurry to help others? That was the sun coming out of the west.

“Five thousand yuan, and I’m just going to find a roadside stall like yours to check out Feng Shui?” I drugged it.

Zhang Shan finally collapsed and confessed honestly.

Yesterday, not long after I left, there was a young woman who was wandering around nearby. After looking for a long time, she picked the “Sun Monkey” beside Zhang Shan, and asked her some questions on their relationship.

Zhang Shan sat nearby and listened, observing the woman’s expression. From his point of view, this woman had a green mark between his eyebrows, and her eyes were dim and lifeless. It was obvious that he had not slept well for a long time. However, there was still a tiny bit of space that was caught by Zhang Shan. Behind this woman’s ears, there was a piece of skin that was obviously darker than the other parts. This was a typical feature of being hung by a Nightmare, Old Master Zhang had told him before.

However, if a fellow cultivator interferes and interferes, that is a violation of the rules. He had to wait for the customer to finish counting and move ten steps away before he could “snatch up the bill.”

Thus, Zhang Shan endured it as he listened to the “Great Sage Sun” talking to the woman. In the end, the woman lost interest, gave “Sun Monkey” twenty yuan, and prepared to leave. Only when she walked in front of Zhang Shan’s stall, did Zhang Shan whisper to him, “You have unclean things in your house, nightmares are inevitable tonight.”