Soul Shard Captor - Chapter 198

Noah rolled on the bed, wrapping himself with sheets until only his head peeked out. Now that his mistake in apparel was perfectly covered up with bedsheets, this little red caterpillar rolled over to the edge of the bed and let out a breath of relief. “Ah, Blackie! Perfect timing!”

‘Uh-oh!’ All of Blackie’s virtual hair stood on its end. His host ignored the roasting and even appreciated Blackie’s uncalled-for appearance?? This did not sound good! (っ °Д °;)っ “…Host… did the gravity of your current situation make your mind snap?! Ah, ah! Calm down! Don’t lose it! I’ll administer emergency sanity-preserving measures right away!”

Noah’s response was as dull as Blackie feared it would be! He did not snap at Blackie or even curse him back! Instead, he solemnly declared, “Yes, yes. Measures need to be administered ASAP! Quickly! Knock me out cold before Levi comes back!”

Blackie, who had been low-key looking forward to hearing his host’s miserable cries tonight as his virgin chrysanthemum was deflowered, choked on his metaphorical popcorn, “…what?”

“Knock me out until morning!” Noah affirmed with no hesitation.

Bedroom fell into a silence for a long moment, and then…

“…Ai, host, I didn’t think your tastes were that heavy!” (／≧ω＼)

Noah’s eyelid twitched in annoyance. (눈_눈) “What are you on about?”

“You actually… actually want your husband to do you hard until you wake up!” (⸝⸝ಡ艸ಡ⸝⸝)

Noah wished nothing more than to give Blackie a good smack upside the head, “Idiot! Don’t judge a gentleman by your own crooked standards!”

“Oh? Then please share your great plans, host! How do you intend to avoid getting fucked awake?”

Noah tsked and shook his head at this silly system that failed to live up to expectations, “Ah, Blackie, you don’t understand. That husband of mine is just bluffing. He wanted to frighten me so I wouldn’t dare fall asleep.” Noah’s words were full of confidence that left no room for dispute, “If he sees I’m dead asleep– sure, he’ll be annoyed, and he might–might…touch here and there…” A deep blush spread from Noah’s cheeks to the tip of his ears, “…or kiss… or pinch… or–or–ahem! My–my point is… as long as I don’t wake up, he absolutely won’t take it too far!”

Levi might playfully nibble on his tofu while he was asleep, but Levi absolutely wouldn’t eat him up whole while he was knocked out! This, Noah was sure of!

As long as Blackie could knock him out, so he was dead to the world, he’d absolutely manage to weather this storm unscathed! (ﾉ*^o^)ﾉ*

After all, this husband of his might be a big greedy thing, but he wasn’t a beast. His needs were more than just carnal. What he craved wasn’t to pound a comfortable and pretty meat hole, but to… to make love… (⁄ ⁄> ﹏ <⁄ ⁄)

Make love to this one person.

How else would his horndog of a husband be able to endure the suffering of being cockblocked right in the middle of the action and shooed to go shower all by himself? Levi had clearly been so painfully hard a moment ago – his every muscle tense, aggression, and hormones leaking out of his every pore! Yet this seemingly bloodthirsty wild wolf went against his nature, choosing to restrain himself for Noah’s sake, even though there was a fresh and juicy piece of meat right in front of him!

If this wasn’t love then, what was, ah? (／≧ω＼) ♥♥♥

The corners of Noah’s mouth unconsciously rose into a sweet, gentle smile. This husband of his… was really, really lovely! (／≧ω＼) Ah, ah, so lovely Noah felt like rolling on the bed, squealing and screeching like a lovestruck little girl. ♥♥♥

Blackie: “…And yet, you still want to backstab this lovely husband of yours, huh?” (눈_눈)

“Ah, that’s different.” Noah giggled, his eyes curving in mischief, “It isn’t backstabbing but teaching him a lesson! This naughty thing has tricked me so many times! He should get a taste of his own medicine! Heh, is this bro’s tofu something that can be eaten at will? Ai, better be careful not to choke~”

One Noah caterpillar rolled left and right in glee, “Heh heh, I was still thinking about how to exact my vengeance a moment ago when it occurred to me! What better way to punish a big bad wolf than to keep him from eating his fill?”

‘We sure outdid ourselves creating this little devil~’ For a moment, Blackie sighed, thinking how Levi wasn’t wrong to consider his host as an incubus. Regardless of whether the other was acting shy or mischievous, he was always irresistibly charming.

But then, Blackie’s sigh turned into a sneer, “Nice try! You think I can’t tell all that payback talk is merely a convenient excuse? You just don’t want to get your virgin ass ruined by your husband’s huge cock!”

“The little devil” Noah, whose real intentions were exposed, puffed up in anger, “It’s not an excuse! It’s hitting two birds with one stone!”

“Right, right…” Blackie rolled his virtual eyes, “Say, host, if you want to keep your virgin chrysanthemum intact for one more night, why not just knock your husband out yourself with reverse soothing?”

Noah gasped in outrage at the idea, “And commit domestic violence?! How could you even suggest such a thing?!”

At that exact moment, the sound of running water coming from the shower stopped, making Noah nearly jump out of his skin. “Blackie, hurry it up!” Noah’s urgency practically leaked out of his every pore, “Can you or can’t you do it?!”

Blackie looked up to skies, forlorn, “…Can.”

“Good, good! ╰(*°▽°*)╯ Who dares say my Blackie is useless, eh?”

“…that would be you.” (눈_눈)

（*＾-＾*）“Go, go, my very reliable system! Give me a gentle knockout!”

(눈_눈) “…”

Blackie’s virtual fingers itched to give his idiot of a host one very “gentle” knockout. But…

“Host… have you considered just…you know…” (◞‸ლ) ‘…saying no? With how doting your hubby is of you, as long as you are genuinely resistant to the idea of sleeping with him, he wouldn’t dare to eat you up! What are you doing? Some kind of push and pull play between husbands???’ щ（ﾟДﾟщ）

Noah: “Stop delaying! Go, go, go!!” (っ °Д °;)っ

Blackie: “…” ‘…What sin had I done in my previous life to end up with such a host in this one?’ ಥ‿ಥ

***

Astar Levi came out of his shower.

A shower in which he used strenuous efforts to scrub every inch of himself 100% clean as quickly as possible so he could pounce on his baby before his balls fell off due to excess horniness.

A shower throughout which he had been imagining the scrumptious feast, lying sprawled on top of the bed, waiting for him to gobble it all down.

Ah, white naked skin against the crimson sheets, so appetizing~

With that beautiful sight in mind, one ravenous wolf walked into the bedroom with his, now perfected, languid swagger, meant to entice his baby into dropping his panties.

Levi’s breath grew ragged as his heated eyes gazed towards the small bed with fervor. The small bed, only big enough for two people to cuddle in, which he had personally picked out and instructed his people to set up in the master bedroom.

And indeed, his lovely darling was waiting for him, sprawled on top of the bed like a juicy, delicious….!

…human-sized burrito?!

A burrito whose wrapping was made not out of a corn tortilla but crimson silk bedsheets! Burrito filled with juicy white meat originating not from poultry but from Levi’s lovely little darling!!

Blackie: ‘Not poultry? I beg to differ. Heh, my host is definitely a big chicken.’ (¬‿¬)

– Author Note –

Sigh~ I once again owe you a lot of chapters. And the reason why that debt has been increasing the last two weeks is because one of the kids in my son’s class was positive for covid, so the whole class was sent into self-isolation. That means school from home, which means I have to supervise everything my kid does; otherwise, he might not be doing any schoolwork.

To say this creates less than ideal writing conditions is an understatement…

The good news is that none of us is actually sick (so far), and the class should be returning back to school next week.

You know the drill; I’ll do my best to make up for the chapters I’m behind on as soon as possible.