Special Master-hand In City - Chapter 240
When ye Tian heard the speech, he said with chagrin, “who knows which tendon I pulled? Zhang Dawan and Xiaoqing will beat me hard.”
Jane looked forward to something ironic and said, “don’t you have a lot of money? What’s the matter with a big red envelope?”
Ye Tian heard the speech, stared at her and said, “I’m very stingy.”
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech and was speechless. After thinking for a moment, she suddenly said with a smile, “I have a way. You certainly don’t have to wrap a red envelope, and you can also receive a red envelope.”
Ye Tian suddenly came to the spirit, looked at Jane pan with a giggle and said, “daughter-in-law, what can I do?”
Jane looked white at Ye Tian and said, “at that time, you will ask them for red envelopes. According to custom, men and women get married, and the red envelopes of matchmakers are not small.”
Ye Tian was stunned and said, “you let me be a matchmaker?”
“Yes, and you’ve done half of one before.”
Ye Tian smiled bitterly and said, “look at my handsome face. Are you sure I can do the job of matchmaker?”
Jane Pan said, “who says matchmakers must not be as handsome as you.”
Ye Tian heard the speech and thought for a long time. He wanted to come forward to hold Jane pan, but she stopped it with her eyes. When she was cheap, she smiled and said, “they both want to exploit me. Hey, hey, don’t think about it.”
Jane looked at Ye Tian and said softly, “money fan.”
Ye Tian was very dissatisfied and said angrily, “how can you say that about me? Isn’t my money your money?”
“Why is it my money? You still have your first wife.” Jane pan retorted quietly.
Ye Tian thought for a while, shook his head and said, “I won’t let his two lions speak today. I just want you to leave your money for you to spend?”
Ye Tian has to admit that no love words can equal this sentence. No matter whether the woman seems to spend the money or not, as long as this sentence is said, any woman will fall under your big underpants. Of course, the premise is that the relationship between the two sides has been determined.
Jane looked at Ye Tian for a long time and asked softly, “are you serious?”
Of course, ye Tian couldn’t deny it. He nodded firmly and said, “just give you flowers. You can spend as much as you want, and spend recklessly.”
Jane pan stood up, threw Ye Tian down on the soft chair and said movingly, “Ye Tian, why are you so cute?”
Ye Tian smiled and said, “for your sake, don’t run away with other men. I even deduct the red envelope money of my best brothers and sisters to support you. If you run away with others, do you know how poor I am?”
Jane pan whispered and kissed Ye Tian’s head. Ye Tian naturally enjoyed it very much. The only drawback is that it’s really not suitable to do that kind of thing here, so Jane pan soon regained her reason and said, “Ye Tian, can you not say good words when I work?”
“OK, but I really advise you to resign. It’s too tired and boring to do this.” Ye Tian said solemnly.
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech, a struggling look flashed on her face, and then said, “if I stay at home every day, you must be tired of me.”
Ye Tian said angrily, “where did you hear that?”
“I won’t tell you.” Jane pan smiled and said.
Ye Tian bit his teeth and didn’t speak.
Jane looked forward to this and said with some comfort: “Ye Tian, let me work for another two years. Then I will be willing to give birth to your children, wash clothes and serve you every day.”
Ye Tian yearned for that kind of life very much, but it seemed unfair to Jane pan, so he smiled and said, “how dare you let you serve me? At that time, you will serve as the Empress Dowager.”
Jane pan smiled coyly. Ye Tian only felt that every time he saw Jane pan smile like this, he seemed to be in the spring flowers in the garden. Countless flowers bloomed in front of him, filled with light fragrance, colorful and gorgeous colors.
“Ye Tian, your mouth is the most powerful. Now I want to go home and lie down and do nothing.”
When ye Tian heard the speech, he gave a bad smile and said, “in fact, there is a more powerful side of my mouth, just you…”
“It’s not serious.” Jian pan naturally understood what ye Tian meant, put away his smile, snorted coldly and said.
At half past five, ye Tian and Jian pan returned home. Chen silent was holding a lollipop in his hand and eating it with relish. Ye Tian was very angry at his comfortable appearance. Then he grabbed the remote control in Chen silent’s hand, lay on the sofa and said to him, “go and fight for my daughter-in-law. Eat and drink freely all day. Do you have self-esteem?”
Chen smiled silently and implicitly, then ran to the kitchen and said, “Mom, I’ll help you.”
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech, smiled, shook her head and said, “go out and play.”
Chen nodded silently and ran to his bedroom. He didn’t know what he was doing.
After lying on the sofa for a while, ye Tian felt comfortable and thought of something. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and thought for a while. Then he called Xiaobai and Zhong Wuyan and informed them of the news that Xiaoqing and Zhang Dawan were about to get married.
Their reaction was quite different from that of Ye Tian, as if they were not worried about the red envelope at all.
Hung up the phone and dialed a number familiar to me.
After a while, a voice came from the mobile phone. The voice sounded very tired, as if he hadn’t closed his eyes for several days.
Ye Tian has long been used to his strangeness. He smiled and said, “what do you see that tortures you like this.”
“Brother Tian?”
With a confused voice on the other end of the phone, ye Tian nodded gently and said, “I’ll tell you a good news.”
“What’s the good news? I’ll go. What the hell is this?”
Ye Tian scratched his head and said in great distress, “how are you recently? Are you still working as an exorcist?”
Xiaoyu nodded at the speech and said, “what kind of Exorcist Taoist, I’m a ghost catcher.”
“I’m still Zhong Kui.” Ye Tian snorted disdainfully and said.
Xiaoyu smiled and said, “brother Tian, I saw a monster with eight feet yesterday and didn’t talk nonsense. Later, it was broken by my palm. I’m not powerful.”
Ye Tian rubbed his temples and said, “I don’t believe in the ghosts in your mouth. Even if everything you see is true, maybe it’s not a ghost, but just a creature that has never been found.”
“But these guys don’t have any biological characteristics. Have you ever seen a creature that can directly go through the wall and float into the air without moving? If this creature exists, it will violate too many laws.”
Ye Tian shrugged, changed his posture and said lazily, “when light is not light, everyone also thinks light is a monster.”
“I understand that, so I’m studying how these things are formed.”
“Can you talk to them?” Ye Tian asked.
Xiaoyu scratched her head in distress and said in a very annoyed tone: “at present, it can only be the simplest communication, and it’s all some abusive words.”
Ye Tian smelled that he was neither laughing nor crying, then remembered something and said, “Zhang Dashan and Xiaoqing are getting married.”
“Oh, is it unlucky for someone like me to appear at the wedding?”
Ye Tian sneered: “Zhang Dawan and Xiaoqing have a hard life. You can’t beat them.”
Xiaoyu heard the speech, smiled happily and said, “then I must arrive. It seems that we haven’t got together for a long time. Then…”
Before he finished, another voice full of fear shouted around him, “rain master, help me, help me, he’s coming.”
Xiaoyu put down the phone and said, “I only take supernatural and unexplainable work. You’re mentally ill. I’m gone. You’d better find a psychologist.”
……
“Brother Tian, I just had a mental illness. I have to say he’s gone to hell. Anyway, I can’t see him… Hello? Brother Tian is still so impatient. Alas, it’s so boring.”
Xiaoyu is a chatterbox. It’s hard to stop as long as you talk to him, so ye Tian resolutely hung up the phone and was about to dial the phone again. However, he listened to Jane’s voice calling for dinner, deleted the call record in his mobile phone, then got up from the sofa, sat at the table and ate thoughtfully.
“Ye Tian, what’s on your mind?” asked Jane pan.
Ye Tian woke up, smiled and said, “no, I’m thinking about Zhang Dawan. This guy’s popularity is good. Plus Xiaoqing, few people dare not give face. I’m wondering whether to call those guys abroad.”
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech, sandwiched a sparerib, put it in Ye Tian’s bowl and said, “then beat it all.”
Ye Tian heard the speech and said distressedly, “international long distance is so expensive.”
Jian pan heard the speech, smiled and said to Chen silently, “Xiao Mo, do you think ye Tian is a cheapskate?”
Chen nodded silently and said loudly, “cheapskate.”
But he never thought that before his words were finished, his round face was pinched by Jane Pan’s hand, and she smiled and said, “don’t say he’s a cheapskate.”
Chen silently was about to cry. For the first time, he found that Jane pan, who had always been dignified and serious, would also have such a terrible side. Careful liver was immediately full of fear and shouted in his heart that it was over. The only normal person had been infected by Ye Tian.
“By the way, you don’t have to worry about that case. If the serious case team can solve it, if it can’t, I’ll find a great heavenly master to help you find the murderer after a while. It’s much more reliable than any criminal psychology.” Ye Tian said while eating meat.
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech and asked curiously, “who?”
“I told you about the guy who claims he can see ghosts.” Ye Tian smiled and said.
Jane looked forward to hearing the speech and frowned: “isn’t this a story you made up on purpose? Don’t tell me it’s true.”
“Really,” said Ye Tian.
“Ye Tian, is everything in your story true?” Jane looked at Ye Tian and suddenly felt sorry for him.
Ye Tian smiled and said, “where are so miserable people in the world? I lied to you. Tell a story. How can it be nice if I don’t lie to people.”
Jane looked at Ye Tian suspiciously when she heard the speech, and then said, “can that Xiaoyu really see the ghost?”
Ye Tian shook his head: “a ghost doesn’t exist, because all the bases of his existence are imagined by people, but I don’t know if there is anything like a ghost.”
“Mom, don’t be afraid. The master once said that as long as I see a ghost and take a bath of urine, there will be more ghosts. I’ll be far away.” Chen said silently and vaguely, while still eating.
When ye Tian heard the speech, almost a mouthful of rice came out, stared at the beads and said, “Chen silent, your master also said there was a ghost?”
Chen silently tilted his head, licked the rice next to his lips with his tongue, and said, “master, he said he hasn’t seen it either, but from many records, many Taoist predecessors can feel the existence of those things. As for whether they exist or not, the master only said that the important thing is not whether they exist, but whether they can be seen.”
Ye Tian heard the speech and thought for a moment, then shook his head and stopped thinking about it. Anyway, he was not interested in these things, and he was never afraid of that kind of things. There are many dead people and many people killed. Where are you afraid of ghosts, or there is nothing to do when you are dead? Is it a cow when you die? That’s bullshit.