Special Master-hand In City - Chapter 247

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, rubbed his eyebrows, smiled and said, “I’ve never seen such a brazen person as you.”

Xiaoyu smiled shyly and said, “brother Tian, those engaged in scientific research say that my brain is abnormal.”

“What’s wrong?” asked Ye Tian.

Light rain smelled the speech, sighed and said, “they say that the energy magnetic field in my head is too strong and contradictory, so I can’t sleep, and most of my head itching is because of this reason.”

Ye Tian shrugged, picked up a glass of water from the tea table, took a sip and said, “do you believe this?”

Xiaoyu shook her head and said, “I didn’t want to believe it.”

“That means you believe it?” Ye Tian smiled.

Xiaoyu nodded and said solemnly, “brother Tian, I have an idea.”

“You don’t want to let those crazy people open your head?” Ye Tian asked jokingly.

Xiaoyu was stunned when she heard the speech. Then she waved, smiled and said, “where can they be so cheap? I’m going to come by myself.”

Ye Tian smiled bitterly, lowered his head and was silent. He really couldn’t imagine cutting his head with a scalpel in his hand and looking at it carefully with a mirror.

“I advise you to give up the idea, or you will die faster.”

Xiaoyu frowned in distress. After a long time, he said, “brother Tian, I’m actually suffering when I’m alive.”

Ye Tian sniffed at the speech, got up, kicked him, and said, “suffer a fart. If you dare to cut your brain, I won’t dig a hole to bury you. Let you go to the crematorium and completely solve the trouble.”

“Brother Tian, I’m serious. I have a hunch that if I don’t open my head, I won’t be willing to die.” Xiaoyu said in a low voice.

Seeing his serious tone, ye Tian sighed again and said, “you don’t have to worry. Maybe aliens planted a chip in your head…”

Xiaoyu smelled the speech and looked at Ye Tian. After holding it for a long time, he burst out laughing: “brother Tian, your imagination can be a screenwriter.”

Ye Tian shrugged disapprovingly and said, “isn’t it strange that you can see ghosts? Many novel things are not so novel when they are in contact with more.”

“Brother Tian, you don’t really think there are aliens. Don’t tease me. I can’t help laughing for a while. You will have no face.” Xiaoyu said with a smile.

Ye Tian stared at him and said, “don’t open your head. I’ll take you to shave your head first.”

“The hair is still bitter, and the falling silk will come again.”

Looking at the sad face of Xiaoyu, ye Tian also had some feelings in his heart. Then he stood up, kicked Xiaoyu, who was still immersed in the sad world, and said, “don’t pull these useless things with me. If you straighten your hair, it will naturally grow back. Maybe it will grow more. You and Zhang Dawan will be both evil men and women at that time…”

Before he spoke, the door was opened. Xiaoqing smiled and said, “Ye Tian, you speak ill of me and Zhang Dawan behind your back?”

Ye Tian smiled bitterly and shook his head. Xiaoyu also looked constipated. Looking at Zhang Dawan’s hair all over his face, he asked with some worry: “master Wan, how does the hair grow on your face?”

When Zhang Dawan heard the speech, he smiled proudly, touched the beard on his face and said, “ha ha, sample, envy master Wan’s rough beard?”

Light rain immediately shook his head into a rattle and said, “that, that, I’ll ask, just ask, I don’t envy at all.”

Zhang Dawan proudly glanced at the frightened little rain like a little white rabbit. He felt more masculine in his appearance. He held his head high and said, “born, you can’t learn if you want to learn.”

“It’s not shaving that grows on his face?” Xiaoyu asked with lingering fear.

Zhang Dawan snorted coldly, hugged his chest with both hands, with noble temperament and cold and arrogant eyes. He said, “although you and ye Tian’s little white face look good, they can’t get on the table after all. Look at my face, you know what precipitation is and what hierarchy is? This is handsome across several times, you know?”

“Forget it, you don’t understand when I tell you.” Zhang Dawan looked at them with disdain and sneered before they retorted.

Xiaoqing looked at Zhang Dawan with Venus in her eyes and said, “how handsome.”

Ye Tian and Xiao Yu looked at each other. They both saw the color of shock from each other’s eyes. They were stunned by Zhang Dawan’s astonishment. They responded with a shit like expression, and then ran out of the wonderful family.

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Ye Tian knew Xiaoqing and Xiaoyu very well, so they ran quickly. They knew they ran downstairs and looked at the blue sky without a trace of clouds.

If they had just been together for a moment at night, I’m afraid they would have been intimidated and lured by Xiaoqing. They would praise the hairy face with her, which is the most charming and textured face in the world. For them, saying such words is tantamount to a huge psychological disaster. Not only will their aesthetic outlook be distorted by Xiaoqing and Zhang Dawan, And maybe tens of thousands of hectares of psychological shadow will be left afterwards.

“Ye Tian, do you think Xiaoqing is blind? Fortunately, we run fast.” Xiaoyu is angry, grabs the itchy scalp and says.

Ye Tian was stunned, and then said with a bitter smile, “she is really a little blind. Didn’t you see him say it’s cyan when he saw any color?”

Xiaoyu deeply felt that what ye Tian said was reasonable. She looked back with lingering fear. It seemed that she was afraid that Xiaoqing ran down with a kitchen knife and forced them to obey. At the moment, she said in a somewhat anxious tone: “brother Tian, where do you park your car, we’d better go quickly.”

Ye Tian touched his trouser pocket and said with a bitter smile, “I ran too fast and fell at Xiaoqing’s house.”

“What should I do?” Xiaoyu looked at Ye Tian, but his face looked clear. Besides, come forward and take it. I’ll wait for you below.

Ye Tian shrugged, vomited and said, “you… Go up and get it?”

Xiaoyu shivered when she heard the speech and said, “well, let’s walk and exercise, ha ha.”

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Ye Tianhe and Xiaoyu did not take care of the tiger’s den, but bowed their heads, walked out of the community side by side and found a barber’s shop.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered something and asked, “how’s old Liu’s body?”

Light rain closed his eyes slightly, felt his head lighter and lighter, and said, “what else can he do? It’s not easy for him to live until now.”

Ye Tian lit a cigarette and looked at the smoke rising from his fingertips. He sighed, “yes, it’s really not easy to live up to now with so many hidden injuries.”

The hairdresser is a Niang gun on the 30th of the year. The reason why he is a Niang gun is that his comb hand is still holding up his little finger. At this time, he looks at Ye Tian lighting a cigarette, a trace of intolerance flashed on his face, and then says, “xiansen, you can’t smoke here?”

Ye Tian was stunned when he heard the speech, then looked at the woman sitting next door with a roll of newspaper and a cigarette in one hand, and said, “she also smokes, why…”

Before she finished, the mother-in-law smiled and said, “that’s our regular customer. Of course it’s okay to smoke. You can’t smoke.”

“Why?” Ye Tian couldn’t cry or laugh.

“Because the customer is God, and you are not a customer or God, why should I smoke your second-hand smoke?”

When ye Tian heard the speech, he smiled bitterly, nodded, expressed understanding, and said, “can I spend it, too?”

That Niang gun smelled the speech. Her originally stretched face suddenly relaxed. In less than a second, it was like changing a person. Jiao smiled and said, “Alas, xiansen, what kind of transformation do you want to make?”

Ye Tian looked in the mirror, smiled bitterly and said, “do whatever you want, just don’t drive me out.”

The Niang gun was overjoyed at the speech, and then waved, “Master Wang, Master Wang, come quickly. The guests want to have their hair done.”

A fat man, wearing a vest and sweating, came out of the interior, with a cigarette in his mouth, squinted and said, “who, what head? Come and look at this. I’m good at my craft.”

Ye Tian was stunned and took over a long overdue fashion magazine. Looking at the fat guy, he asked in a weak tone, “really?”

“OK, make sure that after you finish your capital, Sen Qingqi is cool. All the people who have done it say well. Our store has three packages for promotion. Package a is crazy to drag and fly the donkey’s head, package B is cool and handsome, and package C is even more powerful. It’s called handsome breaking the sky. Now when you do activities, it’s all worth 300 yuan.”

Ye Tian, who is difficult to ride a tiger, listened to these names that seem to be very powerful. He smiled with some expectation, closed his eyes, bit his teeth and said, “let me smoke. I can do whatever I want.”

“OK, then I’ll get you a handsome sky, roll by roll, but handsome. I’m sure your girlfriend will love you endlessly when you go back.”

Ye Tian suddenly looked forward to it. Then he took a look at Xiaoyu, who was about to finish, and said, “I haven’t done this yet. I cut it all by myself.”

Xiaoyu looked at Ye Tian meaningfully, nodded and dared not speak.

“Here comes ha, ion hot, exploding head, handsome and breaking the sky, popular girl. If I didn’t grow up, I would like to get a mile.” the fat Southern master put up a shelf with an accent and sprayed water on Ye Tian’s head.

Xiaoyu looks a little strange. He looks at his bare head in the mirror, takes another look at Ye Tian, and then says, “brother Tian, I have a stomachache. You do it first.”

“OK.” Ye Tian took a smoke and said faintly.

Xiaoyu walks out of the barber shop and looks at the shabby sign: “shear God”

Suddenly, Xiaoyu squatting on the roadside began to twitch, and then burst into bursts of laughter: “ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.”

“Ha ha, ion hot, explosive head, handsome and breaking the sky, brother Tian, you’re enough.”

“I wonder if you will choose to die when you see your head explode like a high explosive bomb? Or beat the old private household, ha ha ha.”

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An hour later, ye Tianmu stared at himself in the mirror with red eyes and shouted, “come here, I’ll kill you. Are you an old private household? I have to kill you. Let go. I’ll kill this bastard. What’s that handsome? Bah, I’ll spit on you.”

While holding the furious Ye Tian, Xiaoyu smiled and bent over and said, “brother Tian, brother Tian, no, it’s very good-looking, very good-looking…”

“You get it back for me, or I won’t finish with you.” Ye Tian trembled his fingers and pointed to the calm old private household.

“Alas, young man, why are you so blind? Look at your head. It’s multi trend and multi personality. In your young man’s words, it’s a rebellion away from the mainstream and become a necessary symbol of the new generation…”

“I like your face and your personality. Get it back for me, or I won’t do much today. Your broken shop, i… I have your last name.”

Wang private family smiled and said, “young man, my surname is Wang Li. If you want to follow my surname, you have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau.”

When Xiaoyu heard the speech, his laughter grew louder. Ye Tian was furious. Under the drag of Xiaoyu, ye Tian shouted at the top of his voice, pointed to Lao Wang’s private household and shouted: “wait for me, wait for me, is the trend, is the personality, is the rebellion from the mainstream, and I will make you pay the price… Ah ah ah…”

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