Super Lazy System - Chapter 13 Rip

Hands shaking, senior Li was reaching his breaking point. This youth countered every “ingenious” move he made!? Was this lad smarter than him lord LI? “Nonsense I am lord LI, in my youth, I schemed my way to the top! I’ve always been told that my plans were so unpredictable no one knew what was happening.”

With a rekindled belief in himself senior Li, racket that brilliant brain of his for any possible way out of this completely unavoidable situation. I mean who could have seen this coming right?

“Contract… Ink. pages. Lightning. Money. RIP…. wait, that’s it.”

Using all of his mental capacity, lord Li had a stroke of genuine genius. Why must he go through so much trouble when he could just rip the contract it was in his hands, yes it was thick but he was strong he could do it.

Looking around the hall and seeing the looks of disgust and delight in his misfortune, he couldn’t help but let out a sneer. Who did these people think he was, he was smart, he could do anything. No one would stop him.

Turning his vision to focus on this youth who looked like the offspring of a pig who had his head bashed in repeatedly he couldn’t help but let out a hearty laugh, “Hahaha, you foolish brat who do you think I am, did you really think something like this could stop me, haha.”

Hearing this old man who one moment ago was like a cornered animal, suddenly laugh got everyone by surprise. Did he finally lose it?

While the crowd was contemplating the frailty of the human psyche, senior Li let out a loud, ear-piercing roar of conquest, one that shook the mighty peacock itself! The roar was one of primal bliss, similar to a peacock who just got laid. (Look I too don’t know why I keep adding peacocks everywhere I’m sorry.)

“I AM LORD LI!, I can not be stopped!, I will not be stopped. My money is mine, I am a man chosen by the heavens. MONEY IS MINE!!! You can’t take it, I’m to smart for that, haha you fool didn’t I tell you I am lord Li!” Grabbing a firm hold of the contract a deranged look appeared on Senior Li face. With frenzied determination, senior Li ripped the contract it half!

BOOM!

Along with the destruction of the contract defending booms echoed across the Bai clan colosseum. If one wasn’t a cultivator this phenomenon would resemble the end of creation itself, but alas mere mortals couldn’t begin to fathom the profoundness of the heavens. No this wasn’t the end of the world, but the fury of the heavens!

CRASH!!!

CRASH!!!

CRASH!!!

Blinding white lightning crashed into the Bai clan colosseum. Each wave of lightning more fierce than the last, even entire cities could crumble in the face of heaven’s fury! The only thing protecting the cultivators on top of the mighty peacock was the colosseum automated defence shield.

If this was anywhere else, heaven’s fury would of descened and destroyed any who stood in its way, but alas what was the Bai clan? An immortal clan! The word immortal couldn’t be taken lightly, especially in the lower worlds.

If the true force of the heavens where to appear and attack the protective shield, even an immortal world turn to dust, but this was just the heavens will of a lower world the higher heavens had no power here! Because of this immortals reigned supreme in the lower worlds.

Not to mention the Bai clan colosseum, a legendary artefact that took the blood sweat and tears of hundreds of immortals over countless generations to build. All of these circumstances came together to create this particular scene.

A raging lunatic laughing at heavens, a crowd shocked into near death and the endless heavenly fury of the heavens. Lighting bolt after lightning bolt crashed down onto the colosseum, but alas that mighty power that could topple cities couldn’t even get the ground to shake.

The only evidence of the heavens presence being the blinding light and echoing booms. How angered and shamed must the heavens feel? One would only need to picture an emperor facing the treacherous servant who murdered his only child, yet being powerless to punish this treacherous scum. One could only imagine how one who always ruled supreme would feel to suddenly find himself completely helpless.

Seeing this mighty ’emperor’ being unable to harm even a hair on his head, senior Li felt overjoyed, ‘Yeah take that heaven, you can’t harm lord Li.’ such thoughts filled this old geezers head.

Seeing this seemingly gloating madman the crowd was aghast, this madman actually ripped a heavenly binding contract. WAS HE MAD!!!

Within the vast universe, one power ruled supreme, contracts! Even an immortal would be severely punished for breaking a contract. Yet a mere early stage Core Compression worm went so far as to not only directly break a contract but to even gloat about it, he really was mad! Did the fool think the heavens would just let him go no! It would continue its futile attack relentlessly until it exterminated its prey. Even if one were to leave the planet and entire the Endless Heavenly Abyss, he would only find himself targeted by the higher heavens, it was truly a hopeless situation.

The only hope senior Li had was to constantly remain within the protected space of the Bai clan colosseum, but would the bai clan allow that, nope! That’s their colosseum, not to mention the residence of Redsteel city would eat him alive. Bang, bang, bang like hell the citizens would allow that constant thunder to remain.

In simpler words, senior Li was doomed.

Even Bai Gu was shocked, did this old geezer love money over his own life? But, alas it all useless. Bai Gu wasn’t called shameless Gu for nothing.

With a trace of pity, Bai Gu brought this loony Li back to earth. “Old man I truly wish you hadn’t gone so far but.” With an exaggerated sigh, the pity in his eyes deepened.

Seeing the look of this young man’s face senior Li felt goosebumps, why was he looking at him like tha no, it was a trick, it had to be. “Foolish, brat did you think you could trick lord Li, haha, I am LORD L..”

“Yes, yes we get it you are lord Li, we got truly we do, so please just stop, ok good. now listen up, and listen good. I Bai Gu with my infinite foresight, have added countless countermeasures to ensure I don’t get ripped off! Example being adding a small pocket dimension within the paper similar to a spatial ring, I call it spatial paper.” Cutting the old man off Bai Gu said a bit exasperated, this old man just didn’t shut up.

“Of Course having a small pocket dimension in the paper should not change anything right?” seeing the crowd nod their heads Bai Gu noded, “but what if there was another contract within the spatial paper, what if someone where to use spiritual energy allowing the ink to seep into the pocket dimension.” Bai Gu said with a bit of pride.

Senior Li couldn’t help but laugh, “haha, too bad I didn’t use spiritual energy when signing the contr” As if realizing something horrifying senior Li stoped laughing.

In fact, even the audience was completely silent, what caused all theses powerful cultivators, into complete silence was a simple light.

That’s right it was the light Bai Buu used to hide the invisible ink, but this light served a far more nefarious purpose. This light was made of spiritual energy, which imbued itself into the ink and allowed it to enter the spatial paper, signing yet another contract!

While the crows was thinking this old man was really going to die a dog’s death, a shout caught them off guard.

“Dammit, enough of this can we just fight already, blah, blah, blah this is torture I just want to finish this quickly, why won’t you let this young handsome scholar finish this quickly!” Said a deeply wrong voice.

That’s right it was our forgotten mc, Bai ah yes, Bai Yi.

It was our mc, Bai Yi!