Super Lazy System - Chapter 14 Battle Royale
It had been a while since Bai Yi made an appearance, in fact, it felt like months. But, where there’s a wheel, there’s a way
After an incalculable amount of time handsome Yi had enough, just who did these people think they were? How dare they waste HIS time, as if it wasn’t bad enough he was forced to come here!
All little Yi wanted from life was a nice cosy room, with a luxurious glass of wine. Could anyone say he was selfish, no! They most certainly, could not.
But, alas his devilish father, wouldn’t allow it. That man was ridiculous, but what could he do, that man was scary when he got mad.
He could put up with that, but this was just inexcusable, these people weren’t scary like that old man yet here they were wasting HIS time! The nerve, of some people.
What did he ever do to them except ignore them, what else did they want? He relished being ignored, just who wouldn’t? Nothing beat it yet here they were not giving him the same courtesy.
“Sigh, if only people were as considerate as me, the world would have been a much better place. But, not everyone can rival a heavenly gifted scholar like me.” Lamenting, about his own superiority Bai Yi, decided to be the magnanimous person and calmed himself.
Reaching this point all he could do was shake his head and speak to the crowd.”Everyone, please don’t forget the original purpose of this gathering.” Seeing that he had everyone’s attention, Bai Yi smiled, “then, since we’ve already wasted, everyone’s time how about we hold a battle royale!” Bai Yi said the last part so enthusiastically that one wouldn’t be faulted if, they believed that a battle royal was his life goal.
To the crowd, while senior LI was certainly entertaining to watch, the upcoming fights were most definitely a step above. Not, to meditation a battle royale! Could they ask for more?
Obviously, that was vastly more alluring to the crowd. Within moments multiple voices of agreement filled the arena.
“Young master Yi is correct, that sounds far more entertaining.”
“Yes, yes we’ll go with young master Yi suggestion.”
Similar voices, of agreement, filled the mighty peacock’s head.
It seemed everyone had forgotten about senior Li, well except for Bai Gu, who wasn’t about to let his fortune slip away.
As for our mc who just refound the spotlight he wasn’t going to let such an opportunity slip either. After, all he really wanted to return home.
“Then, everyone to make this even more exciting lets, turn it into a one-vs-all!” Bai Yi proudly said.
Hearing this the crowd got more fired up. But, how could they not be? A one-vs-all, how exciting was that!
while, the crowd was taking in strides, the Bai clan cultivators were furious, “brother, even if you’re a genius do you have to belittle us like this?”
But, the one to take this the worst would have to be Bai Dong’er. “W-WHY YOU!!!” shaking with violent rage master Dong’er, pointed a trembling finger at Bai Yi. “BAI YI, DO YOU DARE FIGHT ME ONE ON ONE, YOU COWARD!” Bai Dong’er said in uncontrollable fury.
“Ehhh.” Bai Yi was dumbfounded, did he say something wrong? Wouldn’t this make everything faster? So, then why was he so mad?
Of course, Bai Yi words may sound arrogant, but genuinely, they came from a place of ignorance. Spending most of his time alone, he didn’t grasp human relationships, that well. Not to mention whenever he did spend time, with others he would often find himself showered in praise.
Because of all, this he often thought highly of himself, but never did he belittle others. He just thought it was natural to say, such things if one had to pick a word to describe him it would unquestionably be naive. Oh, and lazy!
But, alas to someone like Bai Dong’er who devoted himself to defeating Bai Yi. This naivety was seen as blatant humiliation.
Sadly, Bai Yi wasn’t aware of any of this and just wanted to go home. “Could, we just fight already this is getting boring.” Bai Yi innocently said.
“Damn, you Bai Yi, fight me to the death if you dare!” Bai Gu furiously replied.
“To the death?” Bai Yi splurted. What did he do to this guy? (Just scar him for like both mentally and physically lol.)
Bai Yi racked his brain, but couldn’t think of anything. ‘Oh, well this guy has continuously been a little crazy.’ Coming to this conclusion, all he could do was smile wryly.
“Ok, calm down little Donger, no need to go so hard on me, I didn’t mean to anger you.” Bai Yi reassuringly said.
“Little?” Master Dong’er was bewildered for a moment, but fury quickly overwhelmed him. “Damn, stop calling little donger, my name is Bai Dong’er!” Bai Dong’er indignantly stated.
Seeing, this confrontation between, the two geniuses. The Bai clan members, were exasperated. “Brothers, do you have to do this every time you met? Aren’t we all one big family?”
As for everyone else they were beyond the moon. To think, they would get to witness a battle between the legendary Bai clan geniuses.
Almost, instantly cheering broke out.
“Haha, this day has certainly been fruitful, to think I will get to witness the acclaimed geniuses of the bai clan, do battle!”
Along with those cheers came the junior guy! “Juniors we get to see a legendary battle, lay your eyes on that those two geniuses! In case you somehow forgot these two are the most brilliant member of the clan. You should seize this opportunity to widen your horizon. These two are are unrivalled genius who spend most of their time cultivating, it would be easier to find a phoenix feather or a qilin horn than to see them.”
The junior disciples looked in awe at their senior, he almost spoke word for word of what he said the last couple times, almost as if he went back in time and somehow copied what he said the last couple time, how brilliant.
“Haha, it’s truly a battle between geniuses, I can not believe I actually get to see them battle with my very own eyes. Haha, the heavens have blessed me Bai Gu again, now I can truly die happy!” Of course, Bai Gu wasn’t going to miss an opportunity to be shameless.
The elder in charge finally decided to intervene, after hearing his sons words. “Very, well I have heard your wish, and now I shall oblige.” Pausing a moment, for elderly effect he continued. “I hereby announce the battle royale!”