Super Lazy System - Chapter 17 Bai Donger

Why did it always have to be like this? All I ever wanted was to avenge myself, for him to take me seriously. But this… He was mumbling like a mad man. This is a fight what the hell is he thinking.

I did manage to catch a few words here and there. But, it just didn’t make any sense. “System,” “Never there for me,” and “Useless.” Was he mad? I wouldn’t put it past him. No, that doesn’t matter, I just need to avenge myself, if he doesn’t want to pay attention to me I’ll make him!

“Bai Yi prepare yourself the Dong’er is coming in full force.” Oh god, what am I saying? How? Just how do I always manage to embarrass myself like this? Embarrassing words just keep slipping out. To make matters worse the crowd goes crazy every time, how mortifying. Danmit I can feel my face turning red, keep cool Dong’er keep cool. Don’t let it show. NEVER LET IT SHOW. 99.9% of the time you’re the only one who thinks it’s embarrassing, if they don’t realize you’re ashamed, they won’t think anything of it. Stay calm and composed like a general. Yeah, like a general.

“Supreme master Dong’er if he can’t do it, no one can. Say it with me, everybody!.” My lovely butter, always helping me when I need him. Not! Everything that comes out of that man’s mouth is EMBARRASSING! He always puts in 200% effort in everything he says. So, much emotion, it’s just so fake, yet real at the same time.

“Supreme master Dong’er if he can’t do it, no one can.”

Oh, god now everyone is saying it. I can even feel my face turning red again, stay calm Dong’er. Stay calm. Like a general, no can tell what your thinking, if you just stay calm.

Returning my focus to Bai Yi, I realize that I just left myself wide open. Luckily it seems he’s still mumbling something. This is my chance. I’ll keep my mouth shut and attack.

Taking out my knife, I prepare the Extending-Donger attack! Oh, god how I hate that name. I can’t even change it, after all, if I did people might then realize how to stupid it is.

Shaking any unnecessary thoughts aside, I shoutout my attacks name, “Extending-Donger attack!” I watch as my knife extends quickly reaching Bai Yi. Sadly, he notices my attack, and answers with a punch? “Why a punch?” I ask myself not comprehending that logic, wouldn’t a magical technique, be the best way to defend himself? He could use a shield made out qi, or summon the earth to defend himself. Yet, all he does is punch it.

“Bai Yi, how dare you underestimate me! I’ll have you know I’m a badass, who you can’t afford to undermine like this.” Oh god, here I go embarrassing my self again. I mean who the hell calls themselves a ‘badass’ and lets not even…

What!!!

I bear witness to the most unbelievable sight, shocking me out of my thought. Apparently, his fist was moving at such a speed that it created some kind of barrier made out of the wind. It prevents my blade from even touching his skin. Unbelievable, that can happen? Well, it is happening, and oh… I’m being pushed back again. Oh… it appears I’m past the edge. Oh… crap.

Letting, go of my knife I see it flying into the crowd hopefully it doesn’t hit anyone. I focus all of my attention into manipulating the hard-stone, while it might be a material that even someone in the Immortal realm could not easily destroy. But, manipulating it was possible, after all, how else could this stage be built.

Manipulating just enough that it catches my fall, that should keep me from getting disulfide right? “Cushioning” my fall on the hard-stone, I stare at my hated foe. “Bai Yi, I’ll crush you with my Crashing Donger attack.” Following, my embarrassing words, the ground around Bai Yi starts to morph, transforming into an enclosing jaw. A multihued of razor-sharp teeth surface, around the jaw giving it the appearance of a shark going in for the kill.

“That’s, cheating!!! CHEATING I SAY!!!” Bai Yi hysterically shouted. One of his devious plots, I’m sure, “If there’s one thing a handsome scholar like me hates its cheaters!” He stated while throwing another monsters punch.

Narrowing my eyes, I prepare counters measures, in case my “Crashing Donger” fails. “That won’t work this time Bai Yi,” I tell him, while secretly being happy about not saying anything embarrassing.

But, none of the countermeasures where needed, Bai Yi’s punch did nothing. That’s, right nothing? Then he was promptly struck by the enclosing stone maw. This wasn’t right, that was far too easy. It must be a trick, yes another sly trick. Well, I won’t fall for it this time.

With a proud smirk, I embarrassingly declare, “Bai Yi, that won’t work on me. I’ll show why they call me supreme master Dong’er.” Waving my hand I perform another Crushing Donger technique. The ground rumbles, while a much larger portion of the ground transforms into large shark like teeth.

“Gasp,” I gasp while trying to catch my breath, most of my cultivation base went into that attack. But, I’ve won, I know it, no one could survive that. “Hahaha, I did, I actually did it!. Dong’er is victories! Dong’er is vic-victories!” Stroking the shallow scar accors my left eye, memories swell up. Memories of gaining this scar, the countless hours of training, and my many, many defects. But, I did it, I finally did it.

Always feeling inferior, being ashamed of everything I say, believing I wasn’t deserving of all the praise thrown my way. Well, screw that! I did deserve every bit of praise. I worked hard, harder than anyone, and this is my proof.

Murmurs rose up within the crowd, “The Bai clan monster was defeated impossible.” A young cultivator from the Bai clan said.

Junior guy! “Juniors we got to see a legendary battle, lay your eyes on the defeat of the Bai clan monster! In case you somehow forgot he was the most brilliant member of the clan, never defeated in battle. You should seize this opportunity to widen your horizon. A monster has fallen and a new one has been born. It would be easier to find a phoenix feather or a qilin horn than to see the rise of a new legend.”

The junior disciples looked in awe at their senior, he almost spoke word for word of what he said the last couple times. It was almost as if he went back in time and somehow copied what he said the last couple time, how brilliant.