Super Lazy System - Chapter 18 A New Bai Yi.

Bai Yi was surrounded by mighty pointy spikes made out of Hard-stone. He was bleeding all over, yet a vicious look appeared on his handsome face.

Meanwhile, master Dong’er was ecstatic, while crying tears of joy! “Fin..ly sob I… sob did it! sob.” Bai Dong’er silently sniffled to himself.

It was over! years of oppression, years of haunting nightmares over! Finally, he was free. After all, no one could withstand the Crushing Donger attack.

As for the crowd, they were going mad in excitement, yet there was one man who was going WAY over the top. He was laughing with uncontained enthusiasm. “HAHA. Supreme master Dong’er is the greatest in the world! Supreme master Dong’er is the one to beat the world! SUPREME MASTER DONG’ER IS MY WORLD, haha!” On and on he went, tears streaming down his face, with a confident look as if he knew this was how it was always going to be. Of course, who could this be other than Bai Butler; the man born to be an actor.

Master Dong’ers face turned red for a moment, but in the end, nothing could ruin this moment for him. After all, he just bea…

BOOOM!!!

Debris flew through the arena, shocking everyone. The poor crowd was covered in broken pieces of Hard-stone having to wipe them off their faces, hell Bai Butler had to remove a large piece out of his mouth. IT ALMOST CHOCKED HIM.

Bai Dong’er caught sight of his butlers predicament. The man might have been embarrassing, but he was HIS embarrassing butler. How dare Bai Yi do this to him. In fact, he was so furious that he didn’t even stop to think how Bai Yi managed to brack Hard-stone a material even immortals couldn’t easily damage, let alone scatter into pieces!

“How dare you Bai Y, have some shame. This is between you and me! How shameless of you to involve the innocent crowd.” Bai Dong’er was practically fuming at this point. ‘What kind of self-centred person would involve innocents. How embarrassing it is to be cousins, with such a thoughtless person.’ Bai dong’er thought to himself.

A middle-aged cultivator with blood stains on every inch of his person and an elegant knife sticking out from his left shoulder; who just managed to get back on his feet, almost spit out a mouthful of fresh blood after hearing Bai Dong’ers little speech.

Glaring angrily the middle-aged cultivator shouted. “Bai Dong’er you and I cannot live under the same sky! You speak of involving the innocents, yet look at what you did to me you bastard.”

Bai Dong’er glanced at the middle-aged cultivator, which almost caused his eyes to pop out. What was his knife doing sticking out of that blooded man’s chest? Thinking back didn’t his knife go flying… OH, that’s what happened.

With a face as red as apples, Bai Dong’er lowered his head and apologised profusely. “My sincerest apologies esteemed senior. As a sign of my genuine heartfelt felt apology, you may keep that knife sticking out of your chest. Just think of it as a gift from me to you senior.”

The middle-aged cultivator staggered. “You may keep that knife sticking out of your chest.” “…” “Just think of it as a gift from me” the middle-aged cultivator felt so stifled that he could very much. Oh, he fainted.

“Esteemed senior.” A shrill scream escaped Bai Dong’ers mouth. “Butler, help that poor old man.”

The middle-aged cultivator regained conciseness again, just to spit out a mouthful of blood and faint once more. “Who’s old, you’re old! YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS OLD!” That poor MIDDLE-AGE man was having a very bad day.

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5 minutes ago:

Bai Yi was still surrounded by pointy spikes some even pricing into him! When suddenly a vicious look appeared on his handsome face. “To think I an esteemed scholar, would be subjected to such a fate.”

Still having that vicious look Bai Yi declared to himself, “Since this is the way it has to be I’ve no choice but to… concede. Father will put me through hell, but what choice do I have.” One has to imagine if he ‘that’ vicious to himself, how terrifying would he be to others?

Just when he was about to shout ‘white flag,’ a prompt appered in front of him. “Ding. To be lazy, one must be vicious. Anyone who stands’ in your way of sipping wine and sleeping about must be exterminated!”

“Ding. injecting user with human rabies, Cocaine, LSD, Meth and vicious thoughts harvested from deranged killers.” The lazy mechanical voice of the system echoed throughout his head before he even had the time to process what was going on.

Bai Yi could feel unknown substances entering into his bloodstream. Some made him confused, others showed him magical rainbows. Bai Yi wasn’t too sure what was going on, but he knew one thing for sure it was becoming harder and harder to form any thoughts.

Slowly but surely, he stopped thinking altogether and just stood there staring at the giant peacock tipping hat towards him. What a nice peacock. But this tranquillity didn’t last for long. Soon a multitude of deranged thoughts entered his empty conscious.

Soon depraved howls, screaming for blood and gore could be heard within his inclosed prison. The deranged Bai Yi began punching away at his Hard-stone prison; each hit caused his already bloodied hand to somehow get even bloodier.

This continued for a while until the system interjected. “Ding. The user still has 2 mystery boxes’ in the inventory, would host be willing to exchange them to escape this prison?”

The only response the system got was a deranged Bai Yi headbutting the Hard-stone with his tongue sticking out.

Taking his headbutting for a ‘yes’ the system exchange the mystery boxes’ for a way out.

Soon after the Hard-stone prison exploded.