Super Lazy System - Chapter 2 I Wish For World Peace

‘Ding…congratulations on entering core compression early stage’

“Haha, only a true genius like your father here could possibly level up so easily.” While gloating Bai Yi, completely forgot about his newly acquired priest, who currently was sitting stupefied in the corner.

With a proud look on his face, Bai Yi told the system “System show me my stats”

Name: Bai YI

Cultivation: Early stage core compression

Cultivation method:None

Exp: 10,450/50,000

Dreamworld passive: 5 exp every minute.

Bloodlines: None

Strength: 20

Agility: 9

Spiritual energy: 10,000

Soul pressure: In sync with cultivation

‘Bai clan gathering’ A look of anger appeared on young Yi, face thinking of this yearly event. “dammit it all year after year when will it end. Sigh, no matter now, I can make it a quick matter.”

After some time of observing this clearly unstable young man, the priest worked up his courage and spoke. “Sir, may I ask why you’ve brought me here?”

A clearly reasonable question, considering what lead up to this moment. But who would’ve guessed young Bai Yi, didn’t even bother turning around to take a glance at the priest.

‘I should go to father, otherwise, I fear he’ll come to me!’ after making up his mind Bai Yi, quickly left the void space, leaving behind a dumbstruck priest.

Opening his door young Yi, witnessed a scene one he hadn’t seen for awhile, something he hoped to avoid people!

Looking at everyone starting Bai Yi, decided to just ignore them and quickly see his father.

“Oh my god, it’s Bai Yi, I can’t believe I actually got to see him with my own eyes. Haha, the heavens have blessed me Bai Gu, now die happy”

“Juniors do you see that handsome man over there! That’s senior brother Yi, the most talented and ‘Hard-working’ member of the clan. You should seize this opportunity to widen your horizon. Senior brother Yi, spends most of his time cultivating, it would be easier to find a phoenix feather or a qilin horn than to see him.”

The junior disciples looked in awe at this hard-working senior of theirs, hoping for nothing more than to just have a few more seconds bathing in his radiance. But they didn’t dare look too long after all this was senior brother Yi, what if they sullied him with their eyes.

After walking for awhile Bai Yi saw something that almost made his eyes pop out. ‘Dammit what luck, why did I run into Fan Yun.’

Hoping to avoid this walking calamity Bai Yi, attempted to avoid her, but alas he heard a voice that put shivers down his spine.

“Ahh big brother Yi, it’s you! Haha, it’s been months now if Fan Yun, didn’t know any better she would think you were avoiding her, hehe” She spoke in a very cute voice, one filled with naivety.

One could only wonder what her reaction would be if knowing her beloved big brother just called her a walking calamity?

The girl appeared to be around 15-16 and was quite beautiful, not enough to bring down a city, but definitely a village yes she could bring down a village!

She was currently wearing long white robes, with purple stripes and a blue silk belt around her delicate waist. Her eyes were crystal clear like the purest water, no impurities could be seen In her gaze.

No matter how much poor Bai Yi, wished to tell her to leave him the hell alone, he knew how much that crazy father of hers cared for her. He’d rather deal with her than him. So he endured put a smile on his face and relayed “Little sister Yun, come now don’t joke around with big brother. You know how strong my dedication to cultivation is, how could I want to avoid little Yun, don’t be silly.”

“Hehe I know big brother is really, really dedicated but you must remember to make time for your little sister, alright.” Her expression turned serious as if she wouldn’t take no for an answer.

‘Fuck, this sneaky little brat’ Bai Yi, silently cursed, he knew once she dug her claws in there was no way out. He put on that signature smile oh his. “Of course big brother will make time for little Yun. But sadly big brother has to go see father for amm, important reasons. So little sister has to wait a little longer ok?”

Fan Yun, put on a brilliant smile because she knew her big brother would come and see her.

But what choice did poor Bai Yi, have the last time he lied to her, that insane father of hers forced him to spend 1 whole month with her.

Quickly saying his goodbye Bai Yi, ran for his life not even daring to turn his head in fear, of that walking disaster.

Bai Yi no longer could remain calm, once he arrived at his father’s courtyard. He bashed into the door, breaking into his father’s room.

“Listen up old man, I broke through into the core compression stage, bye!”

Bai Lee, sat there dumbfounded. He did expect his son, to break into his room! Seeing him trying to escape he gave a cold snort, and moved like lightning appearing right before Bai Yi.

Once he confirmed his sons breakthrough, a look of worry appeared on his middle-aged face. ” Brat, your cultivation speed is to fast you need to slow down, otherwise you’ll end up with an unstable foundation.”

After hearing his father’s words Bai Yi, almost laughed out loud. ‘ Unstable foundation, Ha I have a system’

After reassuring his father, poor Yi ran like a scared rabbit back to his room. He was truly worried, he’d run into that jinx again.

After returning home Bai Yi quickly collapsed on that chair of his. Thinking to himself that he needed some peace and quiet, he entered the system interface and decided on Dreamworld.

“Congratulations to host for unlocking ‘lazy wish’ host now has the capability to use an AI, to grant wishes!

Bai Yi was delighted upon hearing this voice it, seemed even Dreamworld, was becoming a lazy paradise.

Entering that simple room Bai Yi, quickly sat down and completely ignored the stunned priest.

Dreamworld, objective was to create a utopian society. The happier and stronger the people became, the more passive experience points Bai Yi, would gain.

The world Bai Yi created was called EXP.

Two nations existed in this world Bai Yi, did this to create a little competition, after all, he didn’t want them to get lazy now!

Watching the system grant wishes left and right Bai Yi, felt extremely excited. He decided to take a nap, waiting to see what kind of paradise would be created. After all, a machine was smarter than man, it had to do better right?

Within EXP world, people were making wishes to their god.

“Dear God, please give me a good harvest this year”

“My lord, you just must help me! My poor boy is sick please Lord, save him.”

“Dear god, I wish you’d give us the power to fight those from that evil nation.”

Wishes came with no end. And of course, the good-hearted Ai, said yes to every single one.

Meanwhile, Bai Yi was having a lovely dream, oblivious to the horrors, transpiring. He slept for a good 12 hours, the first thing he saw was the priest, huddled up on the floor, constantly mumbling. “This can’t be humanity’s true nature, no it’s impossible.”

Bai Yi, was shocked, what happened to his priest. Did someone break him? He was a little worried what if he needed him in the future, would he function!?

But once he, took a look at the monitor he, completely forgot about the priest. It was a hellish, scene one out of nightmares.

Decomposing corpses could be seen everywhere, fire raged, like a furious lion. Pigs could be seen flying in the sky, throwing down fire to their enemies. The madness, insanity of it all was truly a sight to behold.

Bai Yi brought his attention back to the priest and furiously asked ” What the hell happened! And why didn’t you wake me up!?”

The priest stared at Bai Yi, with his round dead eyes and slowly spoke. “They wished for such evil things, I refuse to believe this is humanity’s true nature.” suddenly, a look of enlightenment appeared on the priest’s face, he quickly got up and laughed out loud. “Haha, I see know yes, that’s it this isn’t a real world, nor real people.”

But, sadly the cruel, lazy voice of the Ai sounded, destroying the priests new found hope. “All images seen on monitors, are from distant worlds. Everything happening is real!”

Bang! The priest collapsed, his eyes lost all life in them, he began mumbling again.

At this point, Bai Yi, simply couldn’t care for the priest. He shouted at the system, “You bloody bastard, how dare you steal I your father’s experience.”

The priest looked up at Bai Yi, with a newfound fire in his eyes ‘This is what he cares about’ while the priest was deciding whether to strangle this evil brat. A voice could be heard from the monitor, one that put tears in both the man’s eyes.

Currently, In EXP world a young girl was prying, hoping for a better future. “Sir, god I wish for world peace”

The two-man stared at each other, both seeing hope in each other’s eyes.

Bai Yi, excitedly shouted “System, you hear that young girls wish, make it a reality”

Back on EXP, the sweet voice of the young girl continued. “Lord God please grant world peace, by slowly killing those heathens. Please, lord, rip out their tendons, strip them of their cultivation, chop of their hands, let them see their beating hearts stop. Please, Lord, let their eyes fill with despair.”