Super Lazy System - Chapter 20 The Monstrous Collision

The Bai clan arena was a massive thing. So large in fact, most would find it unreasonable, and who could blame them. Cities could fit into that thing! That’s right, cites plural, that’s just how crazy the Bai clan is.

Of course, to cultivators such a thing is trivial, yes they cannot traverse the whole thing in a moment and usually take a couple of minutes. But, with a cultivators’ superhuman eyesight and nothing blocking their line of sight, like a nice flat arena, seeing from one end to another is no big problem.

Then why is the narrator-same talking about this when he could be getting on with the story? (most definitely not to add more words, thus making the chapter longer. No, no, no. I wouldn’t do that. Never!)

None of this is a problem in of itself, big clans be crazy! But have you stopped to think about the fact that this massive arena sits on top of a peacock? Yes, that peacock. And that peacock is right in the middle of a ridiculously big coliseum. Has narrator-same made you realise the insaneness of the Bai clan? He hopes.

OK back to the story. Fourth wall breaking narrator-sama out! May we met again!

Bai Dong’er shouted out “Extending-Donger” while stretching out his right arm, in Bai Yi direction. Instantly, Bai Dong’ers arm started to extend, travelling at speeds comparable to an immortal! Yet, this wasn’t the end of things, Bai Dong’er arm expanded then detracted forward, bringing him to the location the end of his arm had reached! Giving him unprecedented momentum.

All of this happened faster, then it takes a spark to fly off of a piece of flint. Sending him tens of miles forward, through the massive Bai clan arena. Yet he wasn’t done, he raised his other arm in Bai Yi direction, and repeated the manoeuvre all over again.

Seeing this Bai Yi eyes widened, not expecting Bai Dong’er to be capable of this. “Noooo, I don’t want to fight any more.” Bai Yi screamed in horror, attempting to surrender. “White flag! white flag! I surrender!”

Yet, his body didn’t respond to his horror. In what the system had coined as ‘ultra impulse mode’, sensed a threat and respond in kind. Bai Yi body took a resolute step forward, his body showing no signs of fear, yet the words spewing from his mouth would say otherwise.

“NONONONONONO. STOP! Please stop!” No, matter how hard Bai Yi pleaded his body wouldn’t respond, not in ultra impulse mode it wouldn’t. In the end, all Bai Yi could do was silently lament about the unfairness of it all.

Why did such a humble scholarly man like him have to suffer so? Where the heavens jealous of his looks, his abnormal talent. Yes, that had to be it! Who wouldn’t be envious of him? “Damn you heavens, I curse all nine generations of hmm… wait do heavens even have ancestors?”

While Bai Yi was contemplating scholarly things, he took his second step. While the first step propelled him forward at speeds comparable to someone at the Core-Formation stage, his second step got his momentum near his own cultivation level. The Core-Compression stage! This was all due to his Heavenly Unstable body, which granted him unpredictable strength.

His first step was far lower this his current cultivation level, his second near his own cultivation levels power, as for his third step… It was comparable to an immortal!

Sending him forward, heading right for Bai Dong’er! The air around them turned into plasma, the ground beneath the Hard-stone melted, it caused the Bai clan arena to sink into the mighty Peacock! Even the Hard-stone showed signs of cracking, a material even immortals would have trouble breaking apart was showing signs of damage under the powers’ of the two Bai clan genius.

Shocking the audience, yet even mighty cultivators like them didn’t have time to express their shock, due to the sheer speed at which two of them were moving at. The only one who responded was the elder in charge!

Unleashing his full cultivation, the elder in charge, charged at the two of them. Astonishingly, he was an Immortal cultivator! “Stop you fools! Do you both wish to die?” He shouted at full volume, yet his words were destined to never reach them.

After all, Immortals could move near the speed of light! Well before, his words would reach the two of them, they would have already collided!

The elder in charge was right to worry such a collision would likely result in both their deaths. After all, they weren’t real immortals… Their bodies could barely sustain moving at such speeds, let alone survive such a monstrous collision!

But alas, even as an Immortal the elder in charge wouldn’t make it in time. All he could do was lament that the Bai clan was going to lose two genius, due to such a stupid completion.

All of this might of taken some time to explain yet it happened in less time it takes for a spark to fly off of a piece of flint.

Bai Yi and Bai Dong’er were about to collide. In a monstrous collision, that was likely to even affect the distant audience.

The two of them got closer and closer. Moving faster then one could comprehend, and then…