Super Lazy System - Chapter 22

Bai Yi stared at the ceiling in awe. Truly magnificent, it didn’t move! Bai Yi liked that, everything didn’t move.

A few days’ had pasted since the Bai clan tournament, the elder in charge graciously stoped the moving, in just 2 hours. How glorious.

Bai Yi was still feeling a little woozy from the experience, but after a few days of rest, things were returning to normal. He just continued to stare at the ceiling, it was truly awe-inspiring. So very still. And just like that, Bai Yi went to sleep.

…

Bai Clan: Bai Gu

Shameless Gu was feeling pretty exasperated, while starting at the young lady in front of him, who just wouldn’t stop talking.

“Are you listening to me Gugu, I can’t believe you used me as a bet! Again! You promised the next time you did that I wouldn’t miss out on the fun.” The young lady jump on the spot in outrage.

“We had a deal, you use me as a lore to attract some stupid prey, while a get to watch on the sidelines.”

“Sister Yun, I record everything on a profound memory crystal, shouldn’t that be enough. Plus we made a ki-“

“It’s not about the money.” Bai Gu was interpreted before he could finish. “It’s about the thrill! Watching it from a memory crystal just isn’t the same.” Fen Yun shook her head.

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“Fine, fine, fine. I’ll make it up too you, well? Am I forgiven” Bai Gu said with a mock bow.

Fan Yun eyed him, then a radiant smile blossomed on her beautiful face, one that could tear down villages! “Ok! I know what you can do.” Her smile made shameless Gu shiver, he knew what that smile meant. And he didn’t like it!

…

So very still, oh how still. Bai Yi loved staring at the still interface of the system. It just didn’t move! How beautiful. Everything was perfect, nothing could ruin this moment. It was just so still.

“Ding. The host is being lazier than usual…”

Huh did the system say something, Bai Yi didn’t care he just started at the stillness it was…

“OWWW!” Bai Yi howled in pain. The system just zapped him!

“Ding. Being too lazy makes you useless to the system. With the system, the host will become unmashed throughout the heavens! With minimal effort!”

Bai Yi cursed under his breath, was this the Super Lazy System, or the Work Hard System?

It seemed even the system had betrayed him. Soon, father Yi would come knocking on his door asking him to cultivate, Bai Yi could already imagine it.

“Noooo! System, activate Dreamworld.”

“Ding. Entering Dreamworld.”

The world shifted, and Bai Yi found himself a familiar room, with a wine glass, a table and a chair. Oh and a priest.

“Ah my child, you have returned.” The priest weekly said. “I have been manging this “dream” for you please there’s no need for you to help. I have everything under control, please just relax. Please.”

Bai Yi smiled, what a good priest. “Wait.” Bai Yi frowned. “Last time I let the system handle things I lost one of my nations. And somehow, I got myself a prophet.”

For the first time, Bai Yi took a good look at his priest. He was young in his twenties and looked extremely average. Well everyone looks average to Bai Yi. He had one of these faces that screamed honesty, but that just made Bai Yi even more suspicious.

Descending to be prudent Bai Yi decided to spare a couple of seconds to look things over. Nodding Bai Yi told the priest of his plans.

The priest screamed in horror once he learned of Bai Yi plans.”NOO, you mustn’t, I assure you my lord everything is fine please don’t do anything rash.”

Bai Yi eyes opened wide in horror. Something was wrong here, something was very wrong. Originally Bai Yi was only going to take a few seconds to take a look, but know he was going take a few minutes!

“System, show my world.”

…

In exp world:

Only one nation existed now, ever since the nation of evil was ‘purged.’ Despite this, a kneeling girl of 16 was looking crestfallen at an altar devoted to the one ‘true’ god.

This young girl was the prophet loli!

The prophet loli sighed, “If only god…” She shook her head, such words where blasphemes. The almighty would grant wishes when he wants. No, one had the right to dictate, when the almighty would see it fit to grant his favour.

The prophet loli got up from her kneeling position and walked to the nearest stained-glass window. She was currently in THE temple of the lord. Ever since she had ascended to become the lord’s prophet, she had stayed here advancing her cultivation and even reaching the highest known level on this planet.

The Core-Compression stage. A new stage open to the people by the grace of the almighty.

“Ahh, such a benevolent god.” She thanked the Lord, before looking down at the masses below. She frowned.

The streets and building were covered in burn marks if that was all she wouldn’t have been so upset; after all, buildings and streets can be rebuilt, but people…

Looking at the malnourished faithful down below her made her heart hurt.

They were starving and she knew it. She hated how powerless she was even with all her strength.

oink!

oInK!

OINK!

The prophet loli sighed at that sound. Oh, how she hated that sound. Yet she couldn’t do anything about it, for it was the will of the Lord. She knew deep down that there was a purpose to all this madness, but it still didn’t make it easier witnessing the scenes down below.

The starving faithful look on with hopeful eyes at the pinkish-red blur in the sky. It approached the faithful allowing them all a good look at the approaching creatures.

They where piggies! At least that is what they once were. No, these things were no longer mere pigs. Ever since the day of reckoning, these things had flown the earth. They where pigs graced with the favour of the Lord.

With this knowledge, the people had the named them piggYis! After the Lord.

The piggYis descended, smoke came of their nose rings as they huffed and puffed at the annoying insects below! Ever since they were blessed with the favour of the Lord, they had become the dominant species in the world. Yet these lower life forms dared resist them. THEM! PiggYis!

The arrogance.

One of the piggYis raised its noble head and breathed fire out of its nostrils. It oinked triumphantly, letting all know of its supremacy. Astonishingly this piggYi was a cultivator.

The noble piggYi descended down to meet one of the puny ants daring to resist the era of piggYiness! Staring at the malnourished frame of this ant the noble piggYi snorted in disdain before returning to its brethren.

The malnourished faithful eyes glittered with hoping, trying to grab the piggYi. “A meal,” he thought.

Yet the heavens were cruel, the piggYi was to fast for the faithful. The piggYis shout looks of ridicule at the faithful before disappearing to the distant horizon.