Super Lazy System - Chapter 3 Prophet Loli

Hearing, the young girl’s words everyone, was shocked silent. Even the Ai, didn’t immediately respond, it seemed even the Ai didn’t expect, that kind of wish.

The Ai was the first to recover, ” your, wish shall be granted.” The Ai spoke quickly, it almost seemed worried, someone would interrupt this wish. It was a big contrast, from its usual lazy voice.

Hearing, the Ai’s words Bai Yi was snapped back to reality. He anxiously shouted “Ai, don’t grant that wish no matter what. NO, I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!”

Back on EXP world, the young girl was delighted. No matter what she never thought God, would be this kind-hearted. To think he would care about his people so much, put tears in her eyes.

Just when she was about to thank this benevolent god of hers, she heard something that put a breathtaking smile on her face.

Quickly, running to the sound she found a man, who was screaming in unimaginable pain. Seeing this, the young girl smile widened, she couldn’t help but shout. “Where is your God, now, where is your God now hahaha.” just when she was about to continue throwing insults at the man, she was hit by inspiration.

Quickly, prying to that benevolent god of hers ” My Lord, please help. Help me, spread my voice across the world. Give me the honour, of spreading your great name.”

The benevolent Ai, quickly granted her wish, with almost no pause in between.

The young girl didn’t waste any time ether quickly shouting at the top of her lungs. “Heathens hear me, the one true God has tolerated your existence long enough. Today is your reckoning, all of you shall have your tendons ripped out, your cultivations stripped, your hands chopped and finally, you shall all die in despair. This is the price for believing in a false God. And as for all you foolish non-believers, correct your ways, or follow the heathens in death!”

Following the young girls’ words, people immediately all around the world started to kowtow to the heavens.

“The Lord is almighty.”

“The prophet of God has appeared and it is in the form of a loli! Praise Jesus.”

As for the non-believers, they were kowtowing so hard, blood was spelling from their foreheads. But they didn’t dare show the slightest disrespect.

“Lord, please forgive this foolish one. From this day forward, I shall dedicate my life to your service.

“Oh God, I shall accept any punishment you see fit. Anything to cure my impure soul.”

Similar cries could be heard all around the world. Somewhere crying for mercy, others were proclaiming their loyalty, to the prophet loli.

As for those poor bastard, screaming in pain. They didn’t even have enough energy to pray to their God for mercy. In their last moments, their eyes filled with despair, losing all hope in their false God.

Bai Yi watched all this happening wide-eyed, and speechless. He was really shocked senseless, having no idea how any of this happened.

As for the priest, he was truly devastated the only thought in his head was, ‘Is this the true nature of humanity. How could such a young child do such a thing?’

At point Bai Yi let out a screeching scream, he saw something that horrified him. Something utterly terrifying.

He saw, his main menu and it was utterly horrifying.

Name: Bai YI

Cultivation: Shaky Foundation early stage Core Compression

Cultivation method: None

Exp: 25,550/50,000

Dreamworld passive: -500 exp every minute.

Bloodlines: None

Strength: 20 / 9

Agility: 9 / 4

Spiritual energy: 10,000

Soul pressure: In sync with cultivation

“No! My foundation, I don’t believe father was right, father was right. System Fix this right now!”

Bai Yi, was truly scared right now thinking of the punishment his father, would inflict upon him. The cruelty of cultivation!

The cruel lazy voice of the Ai sounded, dashing any hope poor Bai Yi had, “System, is not authorised to distribute experience. If the user, wishes to fix his foundation experience is necessary.

“User can activate ‘lazy circulation’ to hide his cultivation. Your energy will be too lazy to circulate, hiding both your cultivation and foundation.”

“Fuck that was an option. What you waiting for that sound fantastic!” Bai Yi was truly ecstatic right now, never did he think such a fantastic thing existed.

“BeepPlease standby Lazy circulation activated congratulations user, enjoy your hidden cultivation.” Please note user may feel an added layer of laziness.”

Bai Yi didn’t really feel any different, perhaps getting lazier just wasn’t possible.

Seeing everything Bai Yi was doing the priest vowed to himself ‘Evil brat even if it’s the last thing I do, I’ll make you see the light.’

For the next 3 weeks, Bai Yi actually did some work for once. Working to fix the mess in EXP world. “3 weeks of torture, finally I can have some time to myself.”

He was truly overjoyed, but that all changed once he checked his menu.