Super Lazy System - Chapter 7 A Truly Evil Grin.
“Ding unruly exercise has resulted in huge leaps in both strength and agility. The system would like to remind the user that due to The Heavenly Unstable Body, strength and ability may be unstable.”
A young man in ragged clothing stared into the heavens looking at the head of a massive peacock, his eyes were clearer then sparkling water, shining unlike ever before. He marvelled at the genius of his ancestors, “haha the Bai clan is truly ingenious building a massive peacock as an arena, truly it has made this journey worth it.”
The young man spoke with unrivalled conviction, truly awed at the genius of his clan.
“Ding Warning, Warning: Host has entered a delirious state due to unparalleled training, Ding recovery process activated. Lazy personality protocol is being reactivated.”
The young man’s eyes lost that clarity it never held before and, in its place appeared a lazy hue. The handsome young man looked around confused, not understanding what had just happened. Turning his eyes back to look at the giant peacock, a depressed look appeared on his handsome face, one that would surely bring tears to any young maidens face.
A depressed cry echoed into the desolate wasteland, It resembled a young helpless child who just suffered the most egregious of injustices. The cry shock heaven and earth, accompanying it came heart-wrenching voice. “Why must you do this to me heavens, why must an unparalleled, handsome, genius such as I suffer so. Why must you be so cruel to this ‘humble’ handsome scholar, who merely wishes to laze about in his room.”
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Bai Dong’er was dumbstruck looking at the figure down below, he simply didn’t know what to make of the situation.
Down below a cry holding untold suffering vibrated though out the void, if that was all perhaps poor supreme master Dong’er wouldn’t have reacted so strongly but alas. The youthful figure down below started rolling around on the floor crying of the injustices of it all, then proceed wait what was he doing?
It almost seemed as if he was catching his breath? Bai Dong’er Immediately rejected this possibility what kind of cultivator got tired from rolling on the floor.
With a face that screamed bewilderment master Dong’er, focused his divine sense to its utmost limit, wishing to not miss a moment of hearing this Insidious creatures plot. Just when his divine sense made contact he heard something that made his expression change into one of horror, losing focuses his divine sense was shattered leading to a small backlash.
He could feel his blood pumping faster than before, a burning chest pain promising to swallow him whole. A profound dizziness followed making his body tingle, and finally a memory he could never forget.
In a long hallway a little boy no older than 6 was practising his knife skills, if anyone was here to witness this they would surely be shocked. This 6-year-old child was wilding this knife with such elegance that the world surrounding him seemed less vibrant in comparison.
Bang
The knife in the child’s hand extended reaching 10 inches long, it stood like a mighty pillar ready Impale any unlucky enough to stand in its way.
An ecstatic look appeared on the young child’s face, chucking the child spoke with unparalleled glee evident in his voice. “Hehe, finally I perfected my dao of the knife. I shall call this new technique the Extending Dong’er!”
While the innocent young child was playing with his new Extending Dong’er making it go up and down, a raging figure of fury and madness was rushing his way. If one looked closely they could see a young child with exquisite features, any lucky enough to witness his splendour would sourly be in our awe of the men he would become.
Young maidens would curse their parents for bringing them into this world to early, if only they would have been born a few years later they could have had a chance to be with this god in human form. But alas their “selfish” parents were too impatient to wait a few more years, how despicable.
Sadly this heavenly child currently had a look of anguish plastered all over his exquisite face. Luckily no young maidens were there to see this sense for it would surely be the end of them.
This young child was none other than 6-year-old handsome Yi, even as a child he was as dashing as ever. Poor handsome Yi was having a horrible day that wired suspicious man that goes by papa kept nagging him to cultivate!!! How barbaric have you ever heard of a 6-year-old cultivator, nah that’s what I thought.
Meanwhile, little Dong’er didn’t see the manned Bai Yi charging at him like a mad bull that just saw red. He was far to captivated playing around with his Extending Dong’er to notice that small detail.
Bang
The inraged Bai Yi that just saw his room along the wide hallway, didn’t have time to care if he ran into anyone. Because of that poor little Dong’er suffered a great injustice that day.
Poor little Dong’er was disoriented, the last thing he remembered was seeing his Extending Dong’er, well extend than a sharp pain followed by warm sticky liquid covering his face.
Touching this unknown substance little Dong’er was shocked to find out it was blood, not just any blood HIS BLOOD.
Little Dong’er was horrified when he noticed he could only see with one eye, putting to and to together he realized what happened. Looking around to find the one responsible little Dong’er used his now lowered field of vision to search the wide hallway, sadly he wasn’t ready for what he found.
A young child with features so perfect one wouldn’t be shocked to believe it was carved by God himself. But currently, this perfect face had a devilish grin screaming murder all over his delicate face. A look so twisted babies would cry in horror, young maidens would scream in terror and man would have nightmares for days.
It was a truly evil grin.
Having blood fail into his one good eye made this grin all the more demonic. A world coloured in red, a devilish grin so evil any unlucky soul unfortunate enough to see it would be left as an empty husk of their former selves, this horrid nightmare of a picture was all poor little Dong’er could see right now.