Super Lazy System - Chapter 8 No One Was Ignoring Him Now

Little handsome Yi quickly entered his room, he was elated to finally be home. Little Yi couldn’t help but let out a jubilant laugh, after his little celebratory laugh little Yi set down on his favourite chair and went to take a sip of apple juice that rested on his lovely mahogany wooden table.

Seeing this demonic creature enter his room then processed to madly chuckle poor little Dong’er was truly scared witless. He stood there aghast wondering what sort of atrocities were occurring within that simple wooden door.

Although too little Dong’er who’s world was currently coloured in red that simple wooden door seemed more like the gates to hell themselves.

Eventually, the pain of his injury snapped him out of his stupor, realizing he needed to find big daddy Dong’er to get his eye healed as soon as possible. Retaining his sight would not be a problem but a scar would be unavoidable, but none of that could compare to the mental scar this incident would leave behind.

He would also need to change rooms as soon as possible, the thought of being near that monster made him shiver. For the first time, he hated the Bai clan policy of letting children grow independent early on and living by themselves, he really wanted to embrace mama Dong’er.

Back, in reality, supreme master Dong’er was currently stroking the scar on his right eye, while making an oath to the heavens to never lose to that fiend again.

meanwhile, Bai Yi was making his way up the peacock unaware of supreme master Dong’er plight, although with his lazy personality one would wonder if he would even care.

A ragged voice field the staircase within the massive peacock, “The heavens are unjust, the heavens are unjust to think a supremely handsome scholar like me handsome Yi, would have to suffer such a fate. With my godly talent and looks, I should be carried up theses damnable stairs.” After rambling on for a long while longer about his greatness and the unfairness of it all, handsome Yi processed to curses his ancestors.

“I Bai Yi reject such stupid people who built this stupid colosseum, a scholar like myself shouldn’t have to suffer such injustices. To make a scholar like me suffer like this I can only conclude they are stupid uneducated people.”

If the Bai clan ancestors were here to hear this ungrateful bastard they would surely die of anger. What could a little brat still wet behind the ears understand of their plight, how else were they meant to escape this would unless they built a colosseum that reached the heavens. I mean come on it was the only ‘reasonable thing to do.’

“I Bai Yi have always treated people like I expect to be treated, give me face and leave me alone I will completely ignore, I mean let you have peace cultivating and leave you be. Yet the savages who built this colosseum do not comprehend such a simple concept, how despicable.”

Luckily supreme master Dong’er wasn’t here to hear this ‘righteous’ statement otherwise the Bai clan peacock would surely be recoloured red from all the blood he would surely cough out of sheer anger. “Treat people like I expect to be treated, do you expect to get a scar for no reason at all.”

After hellish hours of climbing Bai Yi could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, the tortures climbing was finally over. Along with his glee, the cold lazy voice of the system could also be heard.

“Ding another round of unruly exercise has resulted in huge leaps in both strength and agility. The system would once more like to remind the user that due to The Heavenly Unstable Body, strength and ability may be unstable.”

“Look its Bai Yi, he finally made it.” A Bai clan member shouted with pointing at the entrance. This quickly got everyone’s attention.

Another shout echoed on the enormous peacocks head, “Haha it’s truly Bai Yi, I can’t believe I actually get to see him again with my own very eyes. Haha, the heavens have blessed me Bai Gu again, now I can truly die happy”

Along with that proclamation came a fury of other voices. “Juniors we get to see him again so soon, lay your eyes on that handsome man! In case you somehow forgot that’s senior brother Yi, the most talented and ‘Hard-working’ member of the clan. You should seize this opportunity to widen your horizon once more. Senior brother Yi, spends most of his time cultivating, it would be easier to find a phoenix feather or a qilin horn than to see him.”

The junior disciples looked in awe at their senior, he almost spoke word for word of what he said the last time, almost as if he went back in time and somehow copied what he said the last time, how brilliant.

Bai Dong’er stared daggers at Bai Yi, wish nothing more than to eat him alive. Bai Butler flowed suit, his pale white skin turned a light red, next his white hair turned a dark red and finally, those perfectly majestic eyes that screamed I’m here for you turned completely bloodshot.

Along with his saggy skin, he looked completely terrifying. One would wonder why he wasn’t named Bai Actor? What a waste of talent.

Every except Bai Yi and Bai Dong’er where completely aghast at the old man’s transformation. One was too lazy to care the other was to busy staring daggers at the other to notice.

Although because of this the hole crowd was completely awestruck at theses two golden stars of the Bai clan, look how composed they were even in the face of such a frightening scene.

As for the elder in charge of this event, he couldn’t help but lightly couth drawing all the attention to him. Honestly, though he was really quite depressed earlier his only son was shouting some crap about being able to “truly die happy” he already wished he could hide in a hole after that but to make matters worse everyone was ignoring him.

Him an elder of the Bai clan, damm these rants had some guts. Getting his voice ready to sound as righteous and terrifying as an elder should be he spoke, with a voice that terrified everyone in the room while also making them feel as long as he was around no would suffer any injustice. “The Bai clan tournament can now officially begin!!!” Taking out a scroll to see who would be the first challengers, he proceeded to read the names out loud, ” First up we have our supreme master Dong’er vs our very own Bai Gu.”

Being dumbstruck for a moment he looked at the names on the scroll again only to confirm his one and only son Bai Gu was to fight young master Dong’er, “Fuck the other elders did this on purpose.” Looking around the room he realized no one was ignoring him now, “Dammit why can’t these rants grow some guts for a change and continue to ignore me, it’s not like I asked to be the centre of attention.”