Superhero Academy System - Chapter 651

At the beginning, I asked a question (to show that I am very good at learning). In the past few days, I have been watching someone say the following words in the post: “The son-in-law was forced to divorce, signed by the private jet on the spot, the whole family was dumbfounded.” Is this a secret code?

Fat editor I have insufficient IQ to recharge, please help explain.

In addition to my IQ recharge, I believe that you need to recharge your holidays, because the last 3 days are left (2 days after today).

As an old D silk who has no money to travel, my only bad taste is sitting in front of a computer these days and watching you can’t move on the high speed! (KenWong_)

Today is the 5th, I just want to ask, can you eat at the end of the day to get your dinner?

What counts as a few hundred people eating, and what counts as 6,000 people? This time we have tens of thousands!

During the National Day, the highest peak number of a restaurant in Changsha reached 10,000 tables. It was supposed to be dinner today, but the rhythm of lunch until the next day?

(Waiting in line for 10,000 tables, are you waiting?)

Line up for 12 hours and eat for 15 minutes?

Another friend went to other provinces to play. He still had two stops to take the high-speed rail. He started picking up the number on his mobile phone and said that it was almost my turn to arrive. The legendary “take provincial numbers”?

Practice experience during the holidays: When you arrive at the scenic area, you will first line up to go to the toilet, regardless of whether you have urine or not.

“Animals in the zoo, I’m tired of watching people these days.”

Terracotta Warriors in Xi’an: It is estimated that Qin Shihuang did not expect that so many people visited him in the New Year’s Eve in the millennium.

By the way, those fake terracotta warrior exhibition sites have also helped you divert a lot of tourists!

Is this the highest state of graffiti?

Hey! So many people don’t want to go out and crowd, so buy a globe and put it at home. Not only can you see it, but you can turn around.

But I have to say that the holiday time always goes very fast, so even if you wait for an average of a few hours to eat a meal, and wait for a few hours to go to a scenic spot, many people think it is acceptable and understandable.

Maybe this is the charm of “all come,” “wait all”, but if you think about it further, if you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone while eating and waiting for seats, do you still have the patience to wait?

Increasingly, telecommunications companies should pay a little money to those popular scenic spots and restaurants, contributing a lot of mobile phone traffic consumption!

Do n’t remember, do you remember (I believe most of you do n’t remember) At the end of last year, the Queen of New York became a lucky one: She won the Coca-Cola sponsored challenge for a year without a smartphone through selection. If she completes the challenge, she will receive $ 100,000 (equivalent to RMB 700,000). Her challenge began in February and has now been going on for 8 months.

And when the challenge has been completed 3/4, she recently boldly stated publicly that after the challenge, she will continue to touch the phone for a whole year.

Are you addicted to playing mobile phones?

The Coca-Cola Company: (Want to take another 100,000?) You want to be beautiful!

$ 100,000 a year without a cell phone? Don’t need 100,000, I can do 80,000. Wait, I do n’t need 80,000, I can do 50,000!

(I give you 700,000 a year. I can’t touch my phone in my life, would you?)

I want to help my 80-year-old grandma sign up for this challenge, can I?

Can’t help but shave:

Fat Editor I’m challenging not to touch a woman for 60 years, and now I have completed 1/3. I feel good about myself now, and I can stick to it!

Although time is the most fair, everyone has no difference between expensive and cheap, there are 24 hours a day; but if you feel it with a different mentality, the experience that comes out is very different.

Time required to reach 50 million users: aircraft / cars have been used for more than 60 years, telephones have been used for 50 years, televisions have been used for 22 years, computers have been used for 14 years, Internet has been used for seven years, oil pipes have been used for four years, and P stations have been used for Nineteen days. (Gu Da vernacular)

[Time is money, friend! 】

Saying “seven days of vacation is worth thousands of dollars”, I believe it. After all, some people really spend hundreds of dollars a day to pay for study in the study room during the holidays.

This year, during the National Day holiday, young people in many cities chose to use paid study rooms as holiday “check-in” places. Beijing, Shanghai and other places even made reservations for seven days of National Day. The price of many paid study rooms is as high as 20 yuan per hour, and it will cost more than 100 yuan per afternoon.

I’m curious, so this is not the same as sitting at home and studying by myself? Why have to spend money?

The Chinese teacher is an old man who especially likes to drag the hall. Once after school bell rang, other classrooms were closed. As long as our class was still in class, the classroom was getting louder and louder, and finally the teacher’s voice was over. The teacher said uneasily, “Whenever it is quiet, we will leave school anytime, depending on who has more time.”

At this time, a classmate came back and said, “I am 17 years old.”

Maybe it may make you think that I have spent such expensive money, so I can’t waste a minute and a second to learn, the efficiency will improve. This is called forced learning with money!

No wonder I “finish things” so fast every time I go to the hotel, why not, I just want to save money!

Time is money. This sentence also tests human nature.

One day, the young man met the goddess in the lake.

Goddess: Young people, do you lose 20,000 yuan for a hard-paid job, or 2,000 yuan but a very easy job?

Young man: I lost the job for 2,000 yuan.

Goddess: Young man, you are honest, I will give you back the two jobs together.

Goddess: You now have a hard work with a monthly salary of 2000. (Shoegazzzer)

Those who want to find a rich woman recently, I will give you a peace of mind.

A few days ago, Mr. Zhao drove his family to catch his loved ones to catch the train. Since he was not familiar with the road in front of the train station, unfortunately he staggered the car into the taxi lane. At that time, there were several taxis waiting in front of his car. No matter what Mr. Zhao said, they were unwilling to drive away.

In order to catch the train, in the end, Mr. Zhao and the taxi drivers negotiated, and each person gave 20 yuan per car and moved the car. Afterwards, Mr. Zhao complained to the relevant parties that these drivers were extorting. The incident caused great controversy.

Some people think that since it affects the taxi business, it is reasonable to pay a little, but some people think that a 20 yuan car is indeed a sky-high price.

(Do you think the taxi drivers are wrong?)

Dude, as far as I know, it seems that if you stop in the taxi lane, you will be fined 200 yuan for 3 points?

I do n’t think it ’s expensive to pay 20 yuan. Since you negotiated back then you bite back, this credit is a little bad, and it was caused by your own mistakes.

Next time you catch the train and go the wrong way, then just stop the train there and wait for you to get in the car and go?

There are three kinds of dialogues that don’t answer. One is from civilization outside the earth, the other is ancient gods from the bottom of the sea, and the third is from the essence of life.

There is a famous saying: reading is to speak calmly with Silly X, and fitness is to speak calmly with Silly X.

But I think normal people are better off not talking to Silly X. (Huayi Piper)

I’ve been training recently, and my coach is a master of philosophy. He asked: What is the difference between a person and a car? We shook our heads. He went on to say: The car only has a clutch, what about people? There is sadness and joy. (Xiuzh)

I think it’s a great misfortune to spend some money for time, because sometimes, time can mean life as a price.

Lei Jun was awarded a Weilai ES6 electric car randomly on Weibo during the year. The winning person had not seen the car for 9 months, and recently asked Lei Jun on Weibo. As a result, the people eating melon began to name Lei Jun: Lei Jun (KenWong_)

[Time is life, man! 】

Time is indeed money, but you don’t need to ignore safety in order to save time?

In college, the girl in the girlfriend’s dormitory caught the mouse with a sticky mouse board in the dormitory, but she didn’t know what to do next, so she bought a steamed bun to feed the sticky mouse, and later changed it. Become buns, greens … even, they gave the mouse a name of gray ash, and they tried to feed it to drink cola. One day later, the mouse died, and they cried in a ball, carrying “ash ash” to a beautiful scenery Buried by the river … (糗 百)

No matter how short a period of time is, there must be no kidding.

In July this year, a 19-year-old female student in Busan, South Korea was unconscious after inhaling “odor” in a public toilet. Police confirmed that she had died recently after being admitted to hospital for treatment for more than two months. The hospital said the female student died of hypoxic brain damage caused by hydrogen sulfide poisoning.

This may be the first person in the world to be “smelly dead”. We always say “smelly dead”, but it never happened. Hey. Scared me to spit out all the stinky tofu. . .

I hope that the deceased can rest in peace as soon as possible. Although the whole incident looks a little unruly, as long as there are casualties, it is a tragedy. This lesson deserves the serious attention of every person in charge of security, and it must not be childish!

Although it is only a few minutes, many people always feel particularly long when they go to the toilet, because it is too smelly. So, can you stand these few minutes crowded on the Huangshan boardwalk?

Recently, some netizens posted a video of the cliff path of the Huangshan Xihai Grand Canyon during the National Day. The video shows that the narrow boardwalk is full of tourists, and the foot of the tourist is the abyss.

[Latest News: This video is not Huangshan, but vigilance on security still needs to exist]

Don’t worry, as long as you don’t fall, there will be no danger.

Although I am very confident in the quality of the boardwalk, there are hidden dangers in being so crowded, right? Is the crowd control in the scenic area not enough?

Do not let you be happy for a few minutes, but become a life-saving few minutes! Nothing is too bad for safety! This deserves everyone’s vigilance!

Spectacular sight seen by friends in the Lingshan sanctuary of Wuxi. Figure 1 is a picture on the Internet. It is the state that the Buddha stood on the lotus platform when he was born, but he sprayed water four times a day. Buddha said: How many days do you plan to spray? Administrator: Spring summer autumn and winter. Buddha said: Only spray for three days. Administrator: Yesterday today and tomorrow. Buddha said that he could only spray for two days. Admin: Then it’s dark and day. Buddha said that he could only spray one day …

A little bit about Lujiazui:

My mother always asks me to wash everything by hand. When she finds out that I secretly used a washing machine, she still gets angry. Why is this? Will the washing machine be her biological child, and I’m the real washing machine? (糗 百)

How important every minute and second is, I believe anyone who has watched a football game will understand that sometimes the situation can be changed in a few seconds.

Yesterday, we ushered in the most important moment for Chinese men’s football. In the second round of Group H of the Europa League Group Cup, the Spaniard defeated CSKA Moscow 2-0 away. Wu Lei, who started the game in the 64th minute, scored a single-handed goal, thus becoming the first Chinese men’s football team to score in the UEFA Europa League. Player.

A historic moment! To tell the truth, people scored a historic first goal, but also allowed me to blow it?

“My name is Wu Lei, Messi’s Wu, C Luo’s Lei! Niubi! My Lei!”

If football is to coordinate 22 people to play a good game in 90 minutes, the “speed of life and death” of Liaocheng City in Shandong has mobilized 80 people in the village to save people in the shortest time. mtlnovel.com ~ Early in the morning, the police lights flickered and the siren sounded. A special convoy consisting of buses and private cars drove from Liaocheng to Jinan under the **** of Liaocheng traffic police cars. More than 80 villagers on board It is necessary to continue the hope and life of a villager who is suffering from illness by donating blood.

Feelings of warmth in times of crisis! love without border! Give a big praise to the villagers and police!

In this time of race against time, we always think about where to squeeze some time and save some time, but what we should spend more time thinking about is what time should be used to do something meaningful? Some people make history in a few minutes, and others have been inactive for decades. Time really tells the story.

In this life, many things can’t be rushed. If you want to have something to gain, you should eat hard, sweat, and suffer. Some setbacks cannot be avoided, some processes cannot be avoided, and some shortcuts cannot be taken. The so-called shortcut is just to take every step.

Finally, yesterday I shared with you some holiday weight loss and fitness exercises. Everyone said yes. Today I will share one more. I will make a group every day and I will not get fat!

What do you mean, I didn’t understand it! Is there a “comer” Yi You to explain to me?

Question from the previous issue: Which cartoon came from the mouse below?

Last answer UP:

Please spit it out ~

Tucao up last time!

Exercise within your means! Never overwork!

Take care, Laohan’s legs must!

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