Superman Attack - Chapter 522
the second
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Lin Bai breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the one-armed woman missed the point.
The flat-chested policewoman was startled: “Oh, my dear, don’t you like watching literary films?”
Lin Bai had to laugh dryly: “Yes, I don’t like it!”
“Then why did you promise me?”
“Well…” Lin Bai said nonsense in a serious manner: “Because I want to make you happy, so what movie do you want to watch, even if I don’t like it, I will accompany you to watch it, this is my duty as a boyfriend .”
The serious nonsense did have an excellent effect. The flat-chested policewoman was so moved when she heard this, and her tears flowed down: “You are so kind to me.”
Lin Bai was so guilty that he wanted to slip away, but he couldn’t find a chance to say goodbye. The flat-chested policewoman cried for a few minutes before she said, “Dear, what movie do you want to watch? Let’s go to the category you like!”
“this……”
“Well, no matter what the category is, I’ll watch it with you.” The flat-chested policewoman’s face was flushed, and her shy look was very beautiful.
Lin Bai actually wanted to say: Let’s watch Fusang’s indoor action romance movie together. But after thinking about it carefully, it is better not to say this to the flat-chested policewoman≯. This woman is upright and cute. If she insists on saying that those films are pirated copies, those who watch pirated copies will be arrested and locked up for ten or eight years. That would be bad. After thinking hard for a while, Lin Bai said, “Why don’t we watch the theatrical version of “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes”.”
Flat-chested policewoman: “…”
One-armed woman: “…”
The two women could never have imagined that the masked hero who was so awesome would actually like to watch “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes”. This Nima simply subverted the cognition of the two of them. The one-armed woman wiped her forehead. It’s all cold sweat, if you send the information that the masked hero likes to watch “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes” back to Hydra headquarters. Don’t know if it will come and detonate the whole legion, of course. This matter can only be thought about, she will never make such betrayal behavior.
The flat-chested policewoman was also stunned for a while, and said sweatingly: “”One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes” has already been released, and I can’t watch it in the cinema.”
“It’s fine, let’s just watch it online!” Lin Bai spread his hands and said, “Walking into a movie theater with my look is easy to attract onlookers. Why don’t we just sit in this small room and set up a laptop to watch it. It would be great. Choose another day. It’s better to hit the sun, let’s see now.”
The flat-chested policewoman thought about it. Agreed, but the one-armed girl said, “You two can watch a movie slowly in your room, I’ll avoid it for a while.”
“Don’t evade, where can you go so late? Let’s watch it together. In fact, even if we watch it in the movie theater, there will be many outsiders present. It’s nothing but you who watch it here, right?” Afraid that the peace-chested policewoman will be alone, in case she wants to make out with herself. If you want to take off your mask, it will be a lot of trouble, so it’s better to get a light bulb next to it to be safe.
The flat-chested policewoman didn’t know Lin Bai’s sinister intentions, but she actually made light bulbs on purpose. She followed Lin Bai’s words: “Indeed, there are more people in the cinema, Erica. You stay and watch together.”
So the three sat side by side on the flat-chested policewoman’s bed, with their backs against the wall inside the bed. Put the computer on the desk in front of the bed and open an online video software. Let’s watch “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes Theatrical Version” together. This maddening movie is actually suitable for all ages. The flat-chested policewoman and the one-armed woman were a little prejudiced against this kind of spoof before watching it. They thought it was not good-looking. After a while, I discovered the fun of spoof movies, and I couldn’t help but laugh and laughed cheerfully from time to time.
“Life is too serious, and it’s good for your physical and mental health to look at pranks occasionally.” Lin Bai said nonsense in a serious manner.
“Well, I think what you said makes sense.” The one-armed woman replied seriously: “I also think that I lived too seriously before, maybe I will be happier if I live a spoof like this, do I want to change in the future? Prank style?”
These words startled Lin Bai, Nima, you, an old-fashioned soldier, suddenly changed his style of spoofing, which would scare the people around him dumbfounded.
After watching one movie, the two women still had no idea what to do, and planned to watch the series version of “One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes”. Lin Bai had planned to watch one movie, but when he saw the two girls They were all in high spirits, so it was inconvenient to say goodbye, so I had to accompany them to continue watching.
Watching one episode after another, the time slipped away unknowingly. The flat-chested policewoman was busy with her work during the day. After two o’clock, she began to feel sleepy, and before she knew it, her body became soft and slippery. He got down, lay down on Lin Bai’s lap, and then fell asleep.
Sleeping soundly, sweetly, and with a very reassuring expression, being able to sleep on her boyfriend’s lap may have been her long-cherished wish, and now it has finally come true, so she is also very happy. Lin Bai reached out and stroked her long hair, not knowing what it was like in his heart, when he suddenly heard the one-armed woman lowered her voice and said, “Master Masked Hero, while she is asleep, I have a few words to tell you. ”
“Um?”
“In my eyes, you have always been a deified monster. I didn’t expect you to have such a side of life.”
“Really?” Lin Bai said with a smile: “Actually, most of the time I am a life-like person, and only a few times will I become Long Aotian.”
“What is Long Aotian?”
“Cough, you don’t need to worry about this, in short, I am a very ordinary person, and I like my ordinary self.” Lin Bai whispered with a smile.
“If… I mean if, before I escaped from Hydra, I was sent out to fight you, maybe you would have flattened my skull and died…” The one-armed woman recounted the terrifying content in a flat voice : “Maybe it’s my luck. Before I escaped from the betrayal legion, I had been performing other tasks, and I didn’t fight you head-on. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have the chance to sit side by side and watch a movie together, so I wouldn’t see you still. Such a side.”
Lin Bai smiled and didn’t speak. She was right. The Hydra Corps basically had no way to survive when they encountered Lin Bai. Both men and women were the same, and they killed them indiscriminately. He didn’t think there was anything wrong with him. The mainstream concept of Chinese people is very simple, the bad guys die, the good guys live. Recently, there has been a wave of calls on the Internet that “the death penalty for child abduction” has become stronger and stronger, which actually shows the public opinion. As for what the legal experts say, the ghosts are too lazy to listen.
Lin Baiyu said earnestly: “It’s good for you to be like this now. You have left that evil organization and don’t do bad things anymore. Only this kind of rebirth can make you truly become a person.”
“Well, I also think it’s good to live like this now.” The one-armed woman said quietly: “I’m very curious about what your true face looks like under your mask. I always feel that you are very familiar, as if you’ve always been by my side… …it’s a soldier’s intuition.”
Lin Bai thought about it for a while, it seemed that he didn’t need to hide his true face from the one-armed woman. This woman had the virtues of a soldier and was very tight-lipped. Even in the face of being tortured and abused, she was unwilling to reveal any information, believing that she was dealing with herself. He was equally tight-lipped when it came to matters, he simply lifted half of the hood and showed his face to the one-armed woman.
“Scared?” The one-armed girl was shocked when she saw his face, and she was speechless for a while.
“Haha, I was frightened when I saw it?” Lin Bai put on the mask again and said with a smile, “I’m just a silk.”
The one-armed woman’s heart seemed to set off a thousand waves: “So…it turns out to be Lord Xiaobai, no wonder…”
Lin Bai spread his hands.
The one-armed girl stopped talking and fell silent. In the darkness, a little light from the computer screen set off her profile with lines, looking like a beautiful sculpture. Lin Bai didn’t warn her not to reveal her identity or anything. He knew that this woman was a soldier who understood her sense of proportions and knew what she could not say, so she didn’t need any special instructions.
He gently picked up the flat-chested policewoman who was lying on his lap and put it into the bed. Lin Bai patted his buttocks and walked out of the room smartly.
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The next morning, Lin Bai got up very late, but found that the flat-chested policewoman didn’t get up too early. Both of them came out of the room when the sun had reached three poles. Lin Bai stretched and the flat-chested policewoman also got up. Stretching, although she looked like she lacked sleep, her face was very excited, and when she saw Lin Bai, she said triumphantly: “Xiao Bai, my boyfriend came to see me yesterday, and I have already put the phone on my phone. Give it back to him, declare it first, and then you dare to lie to his cell phone, I will arrest you in the bureau for ten or eight years.”
Lin Bai said angrily: “You can’t keep a small cell phone off for so long, right? You are sentencing too hard… No, it’s not the police who have the final say in how many years it should be locked up, it should be the judge’s decision, right? What are you doing? Time for a part-time judge?”
The flat-chested policewoman ignored Lin Bai’s complaints~www.mtlnovel.com~ hummed a happy little song and went to work. This guy must be late this year, but she is so happy and humming when she is late. . Lin Bai shouted at her back: “It’s a waste of taxpayers’ money to pay salaries to policemen who don’t go to work on time, you bad policeman who neglects their duties! Return the tax I paid to you. I!”
The flat-chested policewoman didn’t care about the tunnel at all: “I usually work a lot of overtime for free. Occasionally being late for a day is nothing. With my work attitude, I don’t take taxpayers’ money for nothing, hum!” The pleasant pace disappeared at the end of the old street.
At this time, the one-armed girl also came out of the house, and when she saw Lin Bai sitting on the rattan chair by the door basking in the sun with Erlang’s legs crossed, she actually shouted respectfully, “Morning, Sir Xiaobai!”
Huh? This woman’s attitude seems to be different from before. It seems that after knowing that she is a masked hero, she has raised her identity a lot, Lin Bai said with a wry smile: “Hey, there’s no need to treat me like this. Bar?”
The one-armed woman said earnestly: “Sir Xiaobai is a big man. I used to be very rude to you. I’m so sorry for you. From now on, I will handle your attitude towards you more carefully.” (To be continued…)
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