Supreme Medical Son-in-Law - Chapter 866
The fat woman said with a smile: “brother, I am the owner of this family. Ha ha… I see that you are also fat. We are the same kind of goods, so we will let you go. Otherwise, I would have called the police.”
“You… You are the master of this family?”
“Yes, I tell you: there are many rags in my family. I wanted to sell them for a long time. I haven’t collected any rags recently. I just met you today. Come on in.”
The fat woman took out the key, opened the door and said to Hercules, “come in, man.”
Hercules was overjoyed and rushed into the yard.
“Look, man, there’s a pile of rags in the corner. They’re all unwanted. You give me a price. If it’s suitable, I’ll sell them to you all.”
Hercules walked towards the corner and passed the red electric car. He looked carefully and found that there was no crack in the rearview mirror.
Hercules sighed, thinking: Grandma’s, I fell a butt pier, and was entangled by this fat woman.
Hercules went to the corner, looked at the pile of rags, and said to the fat woman, “I don’t collect these rags. I collect waste paper.”
The fat woman turned her lips and said discontentedly, “man, how can anyone collect junk and only waste paper? I don’t think you are a rag collector at all
“You… Why do you say that?”
“Ha ha… Man, if you collect rags, why don’t you even have a steelyard? How do you accept it? Do you weigh your eyes? ”
Hercules patted his head and thought: Damn, why did I forget to bring the scales? It’s not that I showed my feet all at once.
“Ha ha… What I said is right, man. I don’t think you are a thief. Why do you pretend to be a rag collector and climb to my courtyard wall to peep?”
Hercules had no words to answer, sophisticated: “I… if I knew which company had waste paper, I would come to collect it in the afternoon. I only have a steelyard. My wife uses it in the morning and I use it in the afternoon.”
The fat woman looked up and laughed.
“What are you laughing at?”
“Man, you said you had a wife? Ha ha… I’m sure you’re not married yet. ”
Hercules was surprised and asked: “how do you know I’m not married?”
“Man, as soon as you saw me, your face turned a little red. What does that mean? It means you’re not married, you’ve never met a woman. Besides, look at your shirt collar. It’s black. If you had a wife, I would have washed it for you. ”
Hercules sighed, he suddenly felt: this fat woman and he have fate.
Otherwise, he would have been caught climbing other people’s walls.
The fat woman laughs and asks, “man, just tell the truth. What do you do?”
Hercules looked around and asked, “elder sister, isn’t your man here?”
The fat woman stared and asked, “what do you mean, man? If my man is not here, do you miss me? ”
“No… no, I’m just worried that when your man comes back and sees us chatting in the yard, there may be a misunderstanding.”
Fat woman ha ha a smile, say: “brother son, you see how old I am?”
Hercules looked up and down at the fat woman and replied, “elder sister, I think you are in your thirties.”
Fat woman face a board, angry said: “brother son, you really don’t mean enough, even so insult me, fortunately I am in a good mood today, otherwise, you can’t afford to go.”
Hercules puzzled to ask: “did I say the wrong thing?”
“Brother, I see you have a pair of white eyes. I tell you: I’m only 28 years old.”
Hercules was startled. He even looked at others for several years. No wonder fat women get angry.
He quickly explained: “I… I didn’t mean to say that. Maybe, I haven’t seen a woman and I can’t estimate her age.”
The fat woman looked up and down at Hercules and said, “man, I think you are about my age. You are 29 at most.”
Hercules admiration said: “you… Your eyes are really accurate, I am as old as you, 28 years old this year.”
The fat woman giggled and said half jokingly, “well, we are both the same age and the same size. Moreover, we happened to meet again. I think we should just be husband and wife.”
Hercules was startled, stepped back a few steps, refused: “I… I already have a girlfriend.”
“Ha ha… I’m joking with you, man. I’m not so cheap. I don’t want to ask for a man to marry me. To tell you the truth, I’m a celibate. I won’t get married all my life. However, I want to find a blue confidant. I think you are quite in line with my requirements.”
Hercules’s head suddenly flashed an idea, this woman looks unusual.
Look at her fierce appearance. Maybe she has diplomatic skills. Maybe she is an old resident of a village in the city. She is familiar with the situation here. If you make friends with her, maybe you can ask her to find the red electric car.
Think of here, Hercules agreed with a smile: “your proposal is quite in line with my mind, i… I also want to find a confidant.”
“Fat woman asked:” you find a confidant, is not afraid of your girlfriend jealous
“Pretty confidant, and not that, just talk together, eat what vinegar?”
“Man, you are wrong. Although you are 28 years old, you are still immature. I want to tell you: even if you find a confidant, if your girlfriend knows, it will definitely break her vinegar jar. ”
“Then I won’t let my girlfriend know.”
The fat woman laughed and said, “I’ll teach you a way. Just tell your girlfriend that I’m your cousin. In this way, we can communicate openly. Since we are bosom friends, we won’t cross the red line.”
“You are so clever.”
“What’s your name, man?” the fat woman asked
“Call me Hercules. That’s my nickname.”
The fat woman introduced herself: “ha ha… I didn’t expect you to have a nickname. Like me, my nickname is fat girl. To tell you the truth, I’ve grown fat since I was eight. Just because I am fat and despised by some men, I will not get married at all. I will be single all my life and live a free and unrestrained life. ”
“Fat girl, you live here alone?”
Hercules looked at the three tile roofed houses and felt a little curious.
“This is my parents’ house. They went to live in my aunt’s house for a while. At present, I live here alone.”
“Fat girl, are you an old resident here?”
“Yes, I was born here and grew up here.”
Hercules was pleased in his heart. He thought: this fat girl is a very active person, and she must have a lot of communication.
“Fat girl, do you have many friends?”
“Ha ha… I am the most sociable person. In this city village, I have more than 20 good sisters and seven or eight good brothers.”