Supreme Medical Son-in-Law - Chapter 867

Hercules was more and more happy.

It turned out that he was worried that if he made friends with this fat girl for a long time, in case the fat girl entangled himself, it would not be a trouble.

Since Pangniu has made up her mind not to get married all her life, and only to associate with men who are not interested in her, it makes Hercules relax.

Fat girl has many friends, which is very valuable.

Hercules happily said: “fat girl, I’m going to buy some cooked vegetables and a bottle of wine. At noon today, we have a good drink. It’s a kiss to our brother and sister.”

“Don’t worry. What do we call brother and sister? I don’t know what month you were born

“I was born in October.”

“Ha ha… Then we are not brothers and sisters. We should be brothers and sisters. I was born in March, half a year older than you.”

“Ah! It turns out to be fat sister. It’s good to have a sister. ”

“Hercules, you go to buy a roast chicken and weigh two Jin of fried peanuts. By the way, the large intestine of pig is also called two Jin. I said, “do you have any money?”

“If I don’t have any money, I’ll be poor.”

“What do you do, little brother? Isn’t it really a rag collector? ”

Hercules lied: “elder sister, I am a security guard.”

“Younger brother, since you are a security guard, why do you pretend to be a rag collector, and why do you want to come to the village in the city?”

Hercules prevaricated: “elder sister, I’ll tell you the truth. I have a brother who lost a red electric car a few days ago. He found that the thief rode his car to the village in the city, so he asked me to help him find it.”

“Ha ha… No wonder you turned over the wall of my yard. It turned out that there was a red electric car in my yard. Do you think this red electric car belongs to your friend?”

“Yes, that’s what I think, but I just looked at it. It’s not my friend’s car.”

Fat girl turned her lips and said, “this is not a den of thieves. Although I don’t have a proper job, I have a monthly income of more than 20000 and I don’t lack money.”

Hercules was surprised and asked, “elder sister, how can you earn money if you don’t have a job?”

“Ha ha… Let me tell you: I’m a matchmaker. I’m a smooth talker who can tell people about the dead. So when I’m a matchmaker, I can introduce seven or eight pairs of ten pairs. The introduction fee alone is enough for me to eat and drink.”

Hercules asked in surprise: “how much do you charge for matchmaking a couple?”

“When I meet someone for the first time, I have to charge them 500 yuan for meeting. If they have reached an agreement, they have to give me 5000 yuan for introduction when they get their marriage certificate.”

Hercules put out his tongue and said, “Wow, it’s very profitable.”

“Ha ha… I also want to tell you a secret. If I want to find a wife for those old men, I have to charge a fee for good advice.”

“What’s a good word fee?”

“Little brother, the reason why those old men can’t find a wife is that they are either poor or they have their own shortcomings. When I talk to the media, I cover up these shortcomings for them, or I talk about the shortcomings as advantages. That’s called the expense of good words. Some old men eager to find a wife, will give me a red envelope, ha ha… Once, I received a ten thousand yuan red envelope

“Ah! Elder sister, you really have the ability to earn money by sitting at home. ”

Hercules went out to buy some cooked vegetables and a bottle of Wuliangye, and went back to Pangniu’s house happily.

Fat girl fried two vegetables, and they drank happily.

Hercules urged: “elder sister, you have to help me find out about the red electric car. To emphasize, there is a crack on the glass of the rearview mirror.”

“Ha ha… Little brother, your business is my business. When you went shopping just now, I had already sent a notice in wechat group, asking my little brothers and sisters to inquire quickly, and they would inform me immediately when they got the news. I also specially said, “this is an urgent message with three chicken feathers inserted.”

Hercules laughs. He has seen the film of chicken feather letter and knows that as long as three chicken feathers are inserted on the letter, it is a very urgent letter.

Two people eat and drink, Hercules is not good, he is slightly drunk.

Fat girl’s mobile phone video prompt sound up, she connected the video.

“Fat sister, I received the chicken feather message you just sent. I want to tell you that just a month ago, I got a red electric car, and there was a crack in the rearview mirror.”

“Big ear, did you steal this electric car?”

“Fat sister, would you please save me some face? Don’t steal one by one. I have no skill. I can’t earn any money except for stealing. I have to live. A month ago, I went to the city. At the door of a shop, I saw a red electric car that I forgot to lock, so I got on it and left. ”

“Big ear, where is this electric car?”

“Fat sister, I sold this electric car the same day. You think, it’s a car I stole. I’m a little worried about riding it. Besides, I’m short of money.”

“Big ear, who did you sell it to?”

“Fat sister, I sold it to the flat nose. Damn it, the flat nose is very powerful. It only gave me 300 yuan. Don’t you think it’s killing people? It’s easy for me to steal a car. At that time, when I got on this electric car and ran away, my heart pounded and almost jumped out of my mouth and fell into the road. ”

“Big ear, you can find me a flat nose.”

“OK, I’ll call him right away.”

Fat girl complacently said: “little brother, you see, elder sister has prestige. As soon as I send chicken feather information, there will be little brother reporting clues to me.”

Hercules praised: “elder sister, you are really good, just like the head of beggars’ sect.”

“What, you say I’m the head of the beggars’ sect? Do you think all the friends I make are gangsters when you hear big ear steal the electric car? I tell you: among my friends, there are good people and bad people. ”

“Sister, I hope that red electric car belongs to my friend.”

“When the nose collapses, let him push the red electric car. You can identify it. If it belongs to your friend, push it away.”

Fat girl said, to the nose sent a message.

About an hour later, there was a knock at the gate.

“Fat sister, I’m big ear. Open the door quickly.”

Fat girl ran to open the door, outside stood two young men.

Fat girl asked: “flat nose, why didn’t you push the electric car?”

He sighed and said, “fat sister, I rode that electric car to the city in the middle of the night eleven days ago. I wanted to get some money. After half a night’s work, I only got a cigarette. In the early morning, I rode that electric car back to the village in the city. The road was dark and fell into the pool. oh dear! I’m so angry that I’ve been so busy in the middle of the night getting wet with a cigarette I stole. ”

“Flat nose, you said for a long time, what about the red electric car?”