Sweet Daily Life With Rich Fool Husband - Chapter 16
“Then if you want to go to the bathroom, do you go by yourself?” Su Wanwan emphasized.
Jiang Chengzhan nodded again and again: “I see, I’ll do it myself if I hush, wife, let’s wear couple clothes.”
Su Wanwan wore couple clothes with Jiang Chengzhan.
She wore a light blue denim skirt and a pair of white sandals. Jiang Chengzhan wore the same style of denim shorts and a pair of white leather shoes with holes.
The two went out of the house hand in hand, the girl pulled a bud, and the man had a small twitch on his head. The picture was extremely harmonious.
“My wife, the weather is so hot, shall we buy a box of ice cream?”
Jiang Chengzhan said flatly.
Of course Su Wanwan wanted to eat it. In the past, let alone ice cream, it was a luxury to eat a big popsicle. Now she is rich, and there is a wealthy young man like Jiang Chengzhan. How can she be enough if she doesn’t eat more?
but…
Jiang Chengzhan has lived in Jiang’s family since she was a child, and Cai Ma is not there. What if she loses her stomach after eating?
Thinking of this, he shook his head: “No, you can eat less when you come back in the evening.”
Jiang Chengzhan pouted unhappy, “Then I will go back to the diary.”
Su Wanwan really wanted to raise her hand to hit him. This guy has a low IQ and learned to threaten him. She squeezed his face with her feet on her feet, and looked left and right, “Jiang Chengzhan, tell me honestly, you are Isn’t you acting stupid?”
Jiang Chengzhan smiled: “My wife, you are so beautiful, Zhanbao really wants to kiss you.”
Su Wanwan loosened his jaw, “Stupid still!”
The two arrived at kfc soon. Su Wanwan took Jiang Chengzhan to the ordering table to order food. He looked at this and that was delicious, too, and ordered a lot. Su Wanwan could only sigh for a while. Jiang Chengzhan must be left, she would just eat some leftovers.
Although she has a lot of money now, it is shameful to waste food.
“I still want to drink Coke,” Jiang Chengzhan protested to Su Wanwan as he watched others holding a glass of Coke. Su Wanwan grabbed his ear and said, “Coke kills sperm, you can’t drink it.”
Jiang Chengzhan didn’t understand, “What is sperm killing?”
Su Wanwan thought for a while and explained: “Just can’t have a baby, don’t you want a baby?”
“Then I don’t want to drink,” Jiang Chengzhan waved his hand vigorously, as if he had seen a beast with a poisonous tongue. Su Wanwan was happy and asked himself a glass of Coke.
When sitting at the table, Jiang Chengzhan looked at Su Wanwan’s Coke and said strangely, “Why can you drink it?”
Su Wanwan said proudly: “That’s because I am a girl. Girls don’t want sperm, so naturally they are not afraid.”
“Oh,” Jiang Chengzhan was unhappy for a few seconds. He picked up the egg **** and started to eat. He watched the bald man at the table next to him drinking Coke. He especially enthusiastically reminded: “Men can’t drink Coke. You can’t kill the baby…”
“Zhanbao,” Su Wanwan just bowed her head and drank a big sip of Coke, and when she raised her head, she heard Jiang Chengzhan speak out with others without embarrassment.
The opposite Guangming was in a stance of murder, especially the female companion next to him, who was about to shoot the crime.
Su Wanwan hurriedly pulled Jiang Chengzhan back, and repeatedly apologized to others: “I’m sorry, my child…” She pointed to her head, meaning there was a problem with her intelligence.
In this way, people didn’t continue to pursue it.
Su Wanwan breathed a sigh of relief. Jiang Chengzhan continued to eat egg tarts like a okay person. “My wife’s egg tarts are delicious today. Would you like to eat one?”
Su Wanwan looked at him speechlessly: “You are full of anger, and you have a fart.”
When he was almost finished eating, Su Wanwan collected the trash first. Jiang Chengzhan rubbed his swollen belly and looked at Su Wanwan and said, “Zhanbao is full. Shall we come back tomorrow?”
Anyway, you don’t have to do it yourself, Su Wanwan is happy, “Okay.”
Jiang Chengzhan suddenly yelled, “Wife,” looked at her in pain.
Su Wanwan hurriedly asked: “What’s the matter?”
Jiang Chengzhan clutched his stomach: “I want to go to the toilet.”
Su Wanwan narrowed his eyes and reminded: “You said it yourself, go to the toilet by yourself.”
Jiang Chengzhan defended: “I said hush and go by myself.”
Su Wanwan said, “What about now?”
Jiang Chengzhan: “I want to be big.”
Su Wanwan hugged his head vigorously, is it illegal to hit someone?
Is it illegal to beat a fool?
Fearing that Jiang Chengzhan pulled his pants, she hurriedly pulled him to the bathroom. When she walked to the door, she talked with a crying voice, “Zhanbao, I will help you to untie the belt. Can you go in by yourself?”
Jiang Chengzhan watched her small face tighten together, and finally let her go, “Well, Zhanbao will come by herself this time.”
Su Wanwan: “…”
I thank you, uncle!
Jiang Chengzhan went inside carrying his pants, but the people outside looked at Su Wanwan strangely. Su Wanwan covered her face with one hand. She really wanted to turn herself into a transparent person and disappear here.
I was angry again, why didn’t anyone give her a golden finger when she was wearing the book?
Jiang Chengzhan came out soon. While he ran out with his pants, he shouted: “My wife, I wiped my ass, am I great?”
Su Wanwan: “…”
Can you pretend not to know him?
Forget it, she didn’t care about the surprised gazes around her, and took Jiang Chengzhan’s hand to wash, “Hurry up and go home after washing.”
Jiang Chengzhan didn’t notice the people around him at all, and said naturally, “Will you go home and kiss?”
“Kiss you big-headed ghost,” Su Wanwan took Jiang Chengzhan and fled the scene under strange gazes.
From now on, she must pay attention to her words. The big fool Jiang Chengzhan dared to say anything.
To eat and drink, the two walked hand in hand on the pedestrian path going back. It was already dark by now, the evening breeze was slowly blowing in, and moonlight threw shadows on the ground through the branches of the road.
Su Wanwan looked up at Jiang Chengzhan, and said with some sigh: “Zhanbao, do you think the two of us will always be like this?”
Jiang Chengzhan said without hesitation: “Of course it will. My wife has been pulling Zhanbao, Zhanbao will always be obedient, and then I still have a baby Cham, wife, do you have a baby in your stomach now?”
“Have a baby in the belly?”
Su Wanwan looked at him in surprise, she had forgotten about it.
Although the two work frequently, but she has been in the safety period. I am afraid that this will not work anymore. She has to buy some safety supplies.
It can’t go on like this.
He is still the IQ of a four or five-year-old kid, how can he be a good father?
And when he wakes up, will he recognize the child she gave birth?
In case you don’t recognize…
Su Wanwan shook her head. She didn’t want to think about things so far, but the most important thing to do was to take safety measures.
It must be impossible for Jiang Chengzhan to buy this kind of thing, and she can only save her face.
There was an unmanned sales house at the entrance of the community. She took Jiang Chengzhan to the door and looked around like a thief. The night was dark and the wind was high and there was no one everywhere, just to do something. She let go of Jiang Chengzhan’s big hand and said. : “Zhanbao is waiting here, I’ll go in and buy some things.”
“No, Zhanbao will also enter.” Jiang Chengzhan refused to let go of her hand.
Su Wanwan gritted her teeth and left Jiang Chengzhan alone at the door. In case she turned and disappeared, she was not relieved, hesitated for a moment or dragged him in.
How did Grandma Liu enter the Grand View Garden for the first time?
Su Wanwan felt that she was Grandma Liu at the moment. Looking at the dazzling array of things, she took a breath. She wanted to cover Jiang Chengzhan’s eyes, but the man was too tall and she couldn’t reach it. Speeding up is king.
I didn’t dare to look at anything else. I only bought a box of small umbrellas. I didn’t know if it was the size of Jiang Chengzhan. I would go back and use it again.
When she left the unmanned sales house, she remembered, why didn’t she go to a certain treasure to buy it?
The brain is really flooded.
Alas, the thing was bought, but it was in trouble when I used it at night.
Jiang Chengzhan said he didn’t want to use anything, Su Wanwan said that his lips were almost worn out, Jiang Chengzhan still refused to use it.
“Zhanbao, why not use it? Look at how beautiful a small umbrella is. I don’t have one at all.”
Jiang Chengzhan shook his head straight: “It looks terrifying.”
Su Wanwan rubbed his eyebrows, what should he do?
You definitely can’t get pregnant now. The Jiang family are still staring at them. If she is pregnant now, Jiang Chengzhan will be a fool again. Then, where will he have the energy to compete with them?
Therefore, Jiang Chengzhan had no choice but to refrain from doing this, or to take measures.
“Zhanbao,” Su Wanwan took his hand and tried to put it on him, “I finally bought it, how can I not use it?”
Jiang Chengzhan looked at the milky white object unhappily, and said grievously: “But it feels uncomfortable to wear it.”
“Getting used to it,” Su Wanwan tried to persuade her again. She found an advertisement from her mobile phone. “Look at what it says here, to give her the most peace of mind, **** is your first choice, don’t you want to I feel at ease?”
Jiang Chengzhan didn’t know the meaning of the advertisement, anyway, he just refused.
Su Wanwan tilted her head and thought for a while, and finally made her think of a good idea, “Zhanbao, don’t you want a baby?”
Jiang Chengzhan frowned, “Yes.”
Su Wanwan smiled, “Look, babies don’t come out of thin air, you have to plant sperm in the soil, and the baby will grow out after autumn.”
This is really a fool.
Jiang Chengzhan questioned a little: “Is that really the case?”
Su Wanwan smiled as much as possible and said: “Yes, so you have to put away all the sperm, then you have to use this,” she put the small umbrella in his hand, “you put it on yourself.”
Jiang Chengzhan was dubious, “But my aunt said that the baby came out of the belly.”
“Ah,” Su Wanwan continued to make up, “That’s what it means. When the seedlings grow in autumn, I will eat them in my mouth again, and babies will grow next spring.”
“That’s it,” Jiang Chengzhan finally believed, and said happily, “Then I will collect the sperm first, and then plant it in a flowerpot tomorrow morning.”
He was a little melancholy when he said, Su Wanwan thought he had changed his mind again, “What’s the matter?”
Jiang Chengzhan regretted: “It’s a pity that we didn’t use so much before, or we could get the baby one day earlier.”
Su Wanwan smiled secretly, got up and put his arms around his neck. The man’s lips really couldn’t be kissed enough. Alas, why did such a beautiful and beautiful lady fall into her hands?
…
An hour later, Jiang Chengzhan took advantage of Su Wanwan to fall asleep to write a diary:
Zhanbao felt cheated by his wife today. The wife said she wanted to plant sperm in the soil, but her aunt clearly said that I wanted me to plant it in her belly.
I don’t know who’s right. If I ask my aunt, what if my wife is upset?
Anyway, if there is no baby in the autumn, my wife is lying to me, hum, Zhan Bao will definitely ignore her by then.
The author has something to say: Zhanbao’s grievance: I was deceived.
Tomorrow, enter the V, the big fat chapter, and send it after zero o’clock, and the little cuties who leave messages in the V chapter will all send red envelopes.
Advance collection and column seeking collection:
1. “After running with the ball, I was proposed to marry the boss” chasing wives and crematorium is really fragrant.
Ning Caiyuan slipped into a scumbag, and just after it was designed, he rolled the sheets with others in a daze.
Of course it ran off the next day.
The man who left the market covered the sky with his hand, the overlord of the shopping mall, and the wealthy man who would tremble three times when he stomped away from the market, he was actually…
The most embarrassing thing is that he didn’t even see other people’s faces.
Ling Yuxiao swears: Don’t let me find her, otherwise she won’t be cramped and chopped into mashed meat, so that she will die.
Four years later, Ling Yuxiao looked at the little steamed buns who had a lot of small size. He also pierced two little girls with a beast, and stared at him unblinkingly.
Behind the little bun, there stood a woman, how enchanting and enchanting.
he:…
The large-scale real incense will be staged soon.
Later, someone asked Ning Caiyuan: Has President Ling tortured you?
Ning Caiyuan thought for a while, Qiao Xiao Yanran: Do you count on the bed?
2. “Rebirth 80 as a school flower” high school life after 1980.
Two thousand years ago, the ghost crying wolf howling on the high school campus was “the first snow in 2002, which came later than before”, “a cup of Erguotou choked with tears”, “this is the best punishment for impulse”…
Most of the boys and girls who have been nurtured by the young and Dangerous are hot tempered.
Su Xue returned to her first year of high school. She will never go crazy with that campus boss again. Her slogan is: Study hard and save the world!
The boy who was leaning on the pillars, lazy as if he had no bones, still had a bruise on the corner of his mouth, raised his eyebrows with her with a particularly bad smile: “By the way, save me!”