Sweetheart Marry One Get One Free: President, Please Sign For It! - Chapter 3972
Teng Qingze couldn’t react for a while, “Durian? But, my mother doesn’t like to eat durian? She said that it smells bad!”
The little dumpling shook his head, “Brother Qingze, you are so stupid! Durian is not for eating!”
“What is it for?”
“Durian… is for kneeling!” Xiao Tuanzi taught him seriously, “Let you kneel on the durian and make apologize with you, and you will lose your breath.”
Teng Qingze’s eyes widened, and he was shocked, “This…this is not so good, isn’t it?”
Although he has never eaten durian, he has seen it before. There are many fruit stalls on the island that buy durian.
That kind of fruit is not only smelly, but also very **** the surface, covered with sharp thorns, if you kneel on it… it hurts so much!
Dad is so kind to him, how can he let Dad kneel on durian?
“Brother Qingze, did you hear what Tangtang just said?” Xiao Tuanzi kept silent when he saw him, and urged on the other side of the phone, “Brother Qingze? Why don’t you speak?”
“Huh?” Teng Qingze woke up in shock.
Xiao Tuanzi asked: “You go and do what I told you, you are right, as long as you use this trick, you will definitely feel soft.”
Teng Qingze’s face was tangled, and the balance in his heart kept swaying from side to side.
On the one hand, Tangtang is very experienced, how could he not listen to Tangtang?
On the other hand, he really felt that this method was too frantic. What if his father was injured?
In the end, the inner little angel defeated the little demon.
Teng Qingze hesitated, “That…we don’t have durian on our island…”
“Oh, how could this happen? This island is too broken, right? There are no durians! Brother Qingze, you are suffering on the island. Come to T market, Tangtang, please eat delicious!” Xiao Tuanzi expresses his sympathy.
“Yeah.” Teng Qingze deceived Xiao Tuanzi for the first time, with a guilty conscience.
Xiao Tuanzi quickly made a plan again, “It doesn’t matter if you don’t have durian, you can kneel down on the beer bottle cap, is there beer on the island? No problem, you can kneel down on the keyboard! Your computer always has it…”
Teng Qingze listened and felt his knees start to hurt.
Although this is very bad, he still couldn’t help but wonder, what kind of life Uncle Mu spent at home? His legs… are they okay? It’s really pitiful!
He coughed quickly and interrupted the little dumpling, “Cough cough cough! I…I understand, I understand… What if this trick doesn’t work? Is there any other way?”
“Any other way?” Xiao Tuanzi frowned and thought for a while, “If this doesn’t work, then your Baba is too bad, you can only serve it for you.”
“Change me?”
“Yes,” Xiao Tuanzi nodded, “you can only pretend to be sick again.”
Hearing this, Teng Qingze’s face wrinkled again, “This…isn’t it good?”
“Why is it not so good? You can do without your papa, but you can’t be without you?”
“But…” Teng Qingze said hesitantly: “But, yesterday I pretended to be sick. My mother was really nervous and went home with her father, but… But, she looked so bad at the time and I was so scared. She will faint. Isn’t it bad to scare my mother like this? If you do it again…”
He was halfway through speaking, and suddenly, he heard a slight collision in the direction of the door.
Teng Qingze glanced back subconsciously, and instantly stiffened.