Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms - Chapter 1263
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“This Middle-earth is so hateful.”
“How dare you be so mad when you are locked in a bird cage?”
Everyone in Guishuang was furious, “Who gave him the confidence?”
“He has the guts to hit him.”
Rotten eggs and rotten leaves are thrown around.
Cao Cao laughed. He used to be unacceptable to these rotten eggs, but for some reason, now it feels so delicious.
“Cao Cao, don’t be mad? Someone comes, tell you, it’s not easy for anyone to come.”
“You Middle-earth people are the ones who made us Kushan people slaves.”
“Snatch your house, occupy your land, and your women.”
“wakaka.”
The people from Guishuang laughed proudly, “I heard that the women in the Middle Earth are very smart.”
“Do you know this Cao Cao, what is it called Cao, now he can’t be called, we will call it later.”
They saw that Cao Cao’s face turned gloomy, and they were even more proud.
“What’s the matter, Cao Cao, why don’t you call me?”
not far away.
Guan Yu’s forehead had blue veins, and he vigorously stroked his beard.
Zhang Fei’s beard and hair were all open, “I scold those next door, I fought with them!”
Yuan Tan is murderous, these Kushuang people are too arrogant, and they must be different from those who are not of our race. They must be cleaned up properly.
So without further ado, I found a grenade, which was an extra-large offensive grenade. Although it is a product of World War II, it is powerful.
While not paying attention, pull the line and run quickly.
rumbling~
There are only three hairs left in the fried Kushuang people.
When the mushroom cloud dissipated, and looking at the people of Kushuang again, they were all idiots.
The uninjured stunned stood there, looking at the corpses of his compatriots all over the ground, and his heart was extremely frightened.
What happened just now?
How could rumbling and rumbling kill 180 people all at once?
Simply unbelievable.
Cao Cao was also shocked. During the explosion, he sat on the ground of the cage with his buttocks.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were even more stunned, their chins dropped on their feet.
“Ding, the host is shocking and pretending to be coercive, and the coercion value is increased by 1000.”
Yuan Tan sneered, looking at the terrified Guishuang people, are they still crazy?
The people of Guishuang couldn’t be mad anymore, they all looked at the sky with fearful eyes.
Is it a curse?
How to explain such a thing.
It can only be explained that way.
Cao Cao was so excited at the moment, he got up and grabbed the iron railings, his head stuck out, and shouted, “Come on, scold again, ah, wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, God is on my side.”
“My God, you finally opened your eyes.” Cao Cao roared up to the sky.
God sent a thunderbolt for him.
How can I explain this, I can only explain it this way.
“Quick, **** Cao Cao away,? Quick!” Guishuang’s **** general hurriedly greeted the troops and ran away with Cao Cao.
The people on the street also scattered and fled, and in a blink of an eye, only a few people such as Yuan Tan were left.
Zhang Fei wanted to scream excitedly, and said excitedly: “Yuan Tan, you see, this is because the two of our brothers came, and such a miracle happened. Second brother, do you think so?”
Guan Yu didn’t say a word, but turned his head forty-five degrees to look up at the sky, his excited expression had already revealed his true thoughts.
“How about Yuan Tan?” Zhang Fei said proudly.
Yuan Tan smiled, “Not bad.”
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“Aren’t you shocked?”
“Shocked and shocked.”
Zhang Fei said to Guan Yu: “Actually, he is pretending to be calm.”
Guan Yu nodded deeply.
Yuan Tan said, “Since God is on your side, what should we do next?”
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other and said in unison, “You say it.”
Yuan Tan was not hypocritical, and said, “We are going to pretend to be from Tianzhu.”
When Zhang Fei was puzzled, Guan Yu had already realized it, nodded and said: “It makes sense, we are disguised as Tianzhu people, and it will not be easy for the Kushuang court to detect our identity. After all, when we entered the city, the name information was all graded. ”
Zhang Fei was puzzled: “What’s the use? We’re going to rob a prison. What are we going to do when things get bigger?”
Guan Yu looked at Yuan Tan, this cheap son-in-law must have some ghostly idea, and said: “If the prison is robbed, there are too many soldiers on the other side, and the front will not work.”
Zhang Fei also followed to look at Yuan Tan.
Yuan Tan nodded and said, “I already have an idea.” Then he looked at the inn by the roadside, “You stay here, I’ll find a way to enter the palace.”
Guan Yu hurriedly said, “Then what new name should we choose?”
You must know that they are not familiar with the name here and do not know how to come up with it.
Yuan Tan smiled, are you familiar with Guishuang people? If you asked me to get up, I said, “Chang Yun, your name is Arale.”
Guan Yu thought about it for a while, the name sounds pretty good, and he has to admire the other party’s great wisdom, and then the name is so connotative.
Zhang Fei hurriedly said: “Then me, also play a nice voice, it’s better to be more domineering.”
Yuan Tan said: “You are the most domineering, you are called Ultraman.”
Zhang Fei couldn’t be more happy, “Okay, okay, my name is Ultraman, and that’s okay, I know it’s a foreigner as soon as I hear it.”
“Hahahaha.” Yuan Tan laughed.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other, “Why are you laughing?”
“I’m too witty.” Yuan Tan said calmly.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei: “…” You know how to pretend.
So, Yuan Tan put on make-up for them again, throwing away the characteristics of Guishuang, and turned into the image of Asan, with a foot-binding cloth wrapped around his head and pointed.
“Then you are stupid?” Zhang Fei held Yuan Tan who was about to leave.
Yuan Tan thought for a while, “My name is Megatron, and I am a Buddhist practitioner who leads the practice. You are all my followers.”
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other, Megatron, is it really good for you to have such a domineering name?
So Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went to live in the store, and Yuan Tan went to do things.
a while.
Yuan Tan came to another street.
The Kushuang people on the street were all talking about the explosion just now, and 99.999 percent of the Kushuang people didn’t believe it was divine punishment.
Kushuang has a vast territory, and bizarre incidents occur from time to time, all of which are attributed to this.
Yuan Tan came here for a reason. He passed by here before and saw an imperial list posted on the wall.
At this moment, there was still a circle of people standing below the imperial list.
“This is the most beloved concubine of the king of kings, but she has a strange disease.”
“When you get excited, you can’t get angry.”
Some people from Guishuang who did not know the condition thought about it after hearing it, that this disease is really difficult to be the king of kings. You know, when he gets excited, the concubine gets excited, so he has no choice but to not get excited.
Uncomfortable to hold back, UU reading www.uukanshu.com no wonder he spent a lot of money to find a doctor.
“Unfortunately, there are more than a thousand doctors who want to become famous, but most of them have been beheaded.”
“Look now, there are only onlookers, no one dares to reveal the emperor list.”
Everyone was discussing, and they looked at the number of taels of gold on the imperial list with greedy eyes. After killing hundreds of people, who would be discouraged.
At this moment, they saw a young man striding over, stabbing, and taking down the imperial list.
What the hell!
Everyone’s eyes widened, young man, you don’t want to die when you see money!