That’s Hilarious - Chapter 160

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Orc prairie, Blade’s Edge Mountain.

There are a large number of peaks standing here, and the rocks have turned into sharp cones under the action of weathering, like countless sharp knives rising from the ground, hence the name Blade’s Edge Mountain.

Of course, there is another way of saying it.

It is said that there is also a reason for Goron’s tickling, or that Goron deliberately polished the mountain into this shape.

It is convenient for them to be used at any time during the battle.

It’s just that this statement tends to be more conjectured by people who don’t understand.

Of course, these things that are full of speculation are all added to them by other races, and no one knows the real situation except Goron himself.

This is the restricted area of ​​all life except for Gronn.

This is a craggy canyon area full of spikes, with three different terrains: barren plateau, rocky canyon and forest steppe.

This is the ancestral land of Gron, and they rarely leave here.

Most of these people who like to sway are some Goron cubs, and only they will show curiosity to the outside world. Hellscream killed a Goron at the outermost periphery.

It’s just that with the intrusion of desertification, their range of activities inevitably expands to facilitate their access to food.

Even so, it becomes increasingly difficult for them to obtain food.

This is a huge team. Hellscream is at the forefront, and behind it are the six chiefs of Shadowmoon, Thunder King, Frostwolf, Blood Cave, Fireblade, and Dragonmaw clan.

After them, the leader of the subordinate race, King Gordok, followed by a full 30,000 ogres, and finally the number of orcs as high as 800,000.

When they were still far away from Blade’s Edge Mountain, they heard several roars of gronn.

The sound was as loud as thunder on dry land, but there was a hint of youthful vigor in the ferocity.

I saw two underage Gorons playing in the open space, and even if it was just like this, the ground was in a mess.

Everything around them becomes a vehicle for their playfulness.

Whether it was a boulder or a big tree, they all pulled up and threw them at each other.

Such attacks do not cause any damage to the opponent.

It’s not that they have no weaknesses in their bodies when they are young, but they rely on the fists in their hands to smash these obstructing garbage one by one.

This is their traditional activity. They are trained by their elders when they are young, and then they will practice on their own when they are a little older. This helps to polish the flesh on their hands so that they can hard-wire various iron weapons.

But they have grown up, at least in their eyes, such a game is too naive to them, and their fists are enough to break mountains and rocks.

As the game continued, their anger began to surge, and one gronn took the big tree in his hand, walked directly to the other gronn, and smashed it directly on its head.

The beaten Goron was of course not convinced, and he immediately raised his fist to fight back.

As for the target, of course, it is also the opponent’s head.

Not to be outdone, the two sides started the most primitive fight.

This is what they like, and only with the fists in their hands can they experience the pleasure brought by force.

Although they also feel pain, they prefer to listen to the pain of their peers.

It comes from the beatings they received when they were young, making them more like fighting.

“Great Chief, are we really going to unite with Goron? Or we should go back. I think it’s better to attack the Northwind Fortress directly.”

King Gordok looked at Goron, who was more than 7 meters tall, and swallowed hard.

In its view, the North Wind Fortress will at least not move, and it will not die.

And these gronns are completely different, and looking at them can lead to fatalities.

“Really? Are you going to use the corpses of the entire ogre clan to pave a way for us to the north wind fortress? If so, then I will accept your opinion.

But you have to do fire prevention measures for yourself before lying flat, and humans will surely set fire to these obstructive ogre corpses.

so,

What you’re talking about is bullshit, we may have to defeat these two gronn cubs before we can qualify to meet their leaders. “

Although Hellscream is not afraid of the two Gorons in front of him, it is completely unsure about the leader of the Gorons, not at all.

Not to mention whether its weapons can break open their skins, and even if it could, it couldn’t leap up 15 meters to attack their fragile one-eyed.

This is the weakness that Hellscream discovered last time. If it hadn’t been exploited, it would have been the one who died in the last battle with Goron.

Can’t kill it in one hit, and the attacks only inflict negligible flesh wounds on them, such a Hellscream is not enough to deal with Gronn.

And Goron’s random blow can cause death or injury to it. In such a battle, it can’t see any hope.

“What beautiful creatures, look at the lines of muscles on their bodies and the spikes on their backs, and the power of that punch to break the boulders…

It’s all for battle, and these gronns must be taken, Warchief.

Whether it is the Northwind Fortress or any fortified city, it will be vulnerable in front of them. “

Facing the legendary creature like Goron, Cross had no fear.

He likes this creature, likes to laugh, likes to madness.

It wants to enslave these gronns, and as long as they are enslaved, the orcs will be invincible and invincible.

And I have already started to think about this ‘great’ plan in my heart.

‘Mad… lunatics, orcs are lunatics, and I actually joined these lunatics and went crazy with them. ’

Looking at the orcs in front of him, King Gordok only felt that his three views were completely destroyed. These orcs actually wanted to defeat the Goron in front of him, or two!

“Take out your weapons and prepare for battle, chiefs, and Gordok, don’t think about escaping, I have told you what I should say.”

Hellscream took the lead in taking out the weapon in his hand, and issued a battle cry, cheering for the chiefs around him, and at the same time reminding the two Gorons to announce its arrival.

This battle cry awakened the two Gronns. It wasn’t that they didn’t find these orcs and ogres, but they didn’t care, just like humans don’t care about ants.

But now it seems that the battle of yourself and others has affected them? Are they angry?

“Why are those green things so small? What are they doing with toothpicks?”

“I don’t know, are you going to floss our teeth?”

“Oh, so they’re really good… good things?”

“That’s not called a thing. I heard the chief say that this green creature is called an orc. Hey, look next to them, what is that, someone’s cub?”

“Idiot, that’s not our species, does it have two eyes, or small eyes?”

“Perhaps its eyes were injured, and it became two!”

“Idiot, you’re an idiot.”

“You’re the fool, the fool, the fool.”

……

The two gronns quarreled again and continued to fight together. Obviously, after they couldn’t say it, they planned to use force to persuade them.

They explained what it means to ignore it very well, but Hellscream couldn’t stand it, it let out a battle cry again, and charged with Gorehowl.

It wasn’t until a weapon slashed fiercely on a Goron’s arm that the two Gorons reacted, and they let out a louder roar when they looked at Hellscream, which had landed on the ground again.

There was even a sound wave, blowing the sand around Hellscream, and the yellow sand filled the sky.

It also carried an unpleasant stench that had accumulated in Goron’s mouth for decades.

Fortunately, Hellscream was prepared for this, otherwise this alone would be enough to stun it.

“I want to see your chief.”

Gronn, who had been interrupted by the battle, was very annoyed, but in the face of Hellscream’s words, they fell into silence again, and they were thinking about what the chief is.

“What’s a chief? Is it delicious? I haven’t had enough in a long time, and this **** sand is all over the place and it’s annoying.”

Fortunately, the other Gron broke the silence, and after asking this sentence, he was affirmed by his companions.

Looking at the two gorons who nodded frantically and were drooling, Hellscream had a headache, but fortunately, Cross walked on.

It first held Hellscream’s weapon in one hand, said “Let me come, and got Hellscream’s nod before it spoke.”

“We brought a lot of meat, enough to feed all the gorons, we have something to look for your leader, or the strongest.

After seeing it, we will give you enough food. “

The two Gorons looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time. After wiping the saliva from their mouths with their hands, they said gruffly: “We need meat now, and we can’t see Gruul without meat.”

“Yes, we can’t see King Gruul without food. We are too hungry to walk, even talk.”

Looking at the helpless Goron in front of him, all the orcs and ogres were ruined again, only the chiefs’ eyes lit up.

In their view, if the truth is as the two gronns said, then the possibility of them uniting gronns is greatly improved.

“Take out our meat and let these two gronn warriors have a full meal, so that they will have the strength to inform King Gruul for us.”

Following the order of Cross, the quartermaster immediately asked the orcs to take out the jerky they had stored, and the orcs brought them to Goron.

“Why are their legs shaking? Is it because it’s too cold?”

“Idiot, how can it feel cold in this weather, of course, there is too much meat, and they can’t be lifted.”

“But they obviously take very little, and it’s not enough to stuff the teeth.”

“Look at their size before you talk, idiot.”

“Besides, I’m an idiot, and I’m not welcome…”

It’s just that before its words were finished, another Gronn picked up a piece of meat and threw it into its mouth.

Only then did I realize that I knew what to do now.

It’s just that they finished eating quickly, and they looked at the orcs with an unfinished look. Under the signal of Hellscream, the orcs had to keep carrying the jerky, and finally fed the two gorons.

“Just the few of you can come in with us, and the other little guys and short guys don’t need to come over. If there are too many, I’m afraid that others will accidentally trample you to death.”

Although what this Goron said was the truth, it still made the orcs and ogres who were present tickle their teeth with anger, but they only dared to be angry. I really want them to make estimates…

After a few twists and turns, they came to a huge lair, both for the two juvenile gronns, and on the way to the lair, they encountered several gronns, but all of them were small.

Most of these young Gorons were fighting, or tempering their flesh.

It is even smaller than the two ends that lead the way. It is strange that there are no other adult groms, and they think of the lair they passed by along the way.

They have a guess that adult gronns will open their own nests, and these juvenile groms are nurtured by the strongest of them.

“King Gruul, we brought a few friends, and they brought us food. Well, it’s delicious. I heard that it was because of the salt.”

Gruul, who was lying on the ground to rest, immediately stood up and looked at the giant 15-meter-high Goron in front of him.

The fearless Hellscream shed a cold sweat.

Its huge one-eyed swept over the uninvited guests in front of it one by one, slapped the two naughty boys each, and slapped them against the wall before saying:

“Say what you’re here for, don’t try to deceive me… Orcs and Ogres.”

Seeing this, the two Gorons left in despair, and they also moved some meat, but Gruul didn’t care about it.

Looking at the rubble that was shaken off the wall, Hellscream slowly said its purpose.

And stated that this is a disaster for all the races living on the prairie. Ask the gronns to help them break through the northern wind fortress of the humans.

“Why am I going to help you deal with the Abbas Empire, isn’t it bad to keep you here as blood food? It seems easier this way.”

It’s just that Gruhl didn’t care about it, and made a proposal that he took for granted, but made everyone present horrified.

“Great King Gruul, the Abbas Empire of mankind has been destroyed for more than 300 years. This can be seen from the flag on the North Wind Fortress.”

But Cross was keenly aware of the subtext in Gruhl’s words and used it.

“Oh, is it? Where are those dragons? Are they missing too? When I was a young man, I saw allies of mankind—those dragons that could soar in the sky.

But now that I’m an adult, I’m the most powerful gronn, and the most powerful gronn ever.

I’d like to see if those dragons can survive in my hands. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

I agreed to the cooperation you mentioned. You need to ensure that the Gronns have enough food, and I will also lead all the adult Gronns to help you build a new orc empire. “

In Gruul’s view, since the Abbas Empire has been destroyed, then Hubble Abbas, the human who killed the Blade’s Edge Mountain alone must have died.

In other words, their contract with humans has ended, so it is time for the world to see the power of Goron again.

In fact, at that time, Hubble Abbas just used force to coerce these Gorons and signed a peace treaty with mankind, and he did not expect these Gorons to abide by this treaty for long.

But when he thinks about it, as long as the Abbas Empire is not destroyed, the imperial dragon flag hanging on the North Wind Fortress is enough to make these Gorons dare not act rashly.

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