The Art of Chaotic Divinity - Chapter 255: The Shameless Donkey!

Chapter 255: The Shameless Donkey!

“You old coot, are you jealous of my handsome and dashing look? Did I offend you somehow? Is that why you’re relentlessly chasing and attacking me?”

The despicable donkey fled while muttering curses under his breath. “If it weren’t for that old coot meddling with me, causing me to lose almost all my strength, I could crush you with just a fart!”

Feng Wuhen, chasing from behind, grew increasingly dark-faced, swearing to himself that once he caught this despicable donkey, he would first cut off its filthy tongue and turn it into drinking snacks!

Just then, the despicable donkey suddenly spotted Ling Feng below and also noticed an old man beside Ling Feng who possessed the strength of a half-step emperor. With his eyes darting around, he dashed towards Ling Feng and the old man.

Seeing the despicable donkey suddenly accelerate, Feng Wuhen roared while shouting, “You despicable donkey, you won’t escape!”

A demonic wind, shrouded in dark clouds, swept over like a falling comet and crashed onto the ground.

The despicable donkey immediately rushed forward shamelessly, putting on an excited expression while yelling, “Master, I’ve finally found you!”

While speaking, he even tried to hug Ling Feng’s legs.

This shameless donkey completely forgot how he had abandoned Ling Feng in the first place.

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched uncontrollably, never expecting this black donkey to be shameless enough to use him to avoid disaster!

“Get away from me, you despicable donkey!” Ling Feng’s expression darkened as he quickly retreated, unwilling to be entangled in this situation by this black donkey.

In less than ten breaths, Feng Wuhen also landed, and saw the despicable donkey repeatedly calling Ling Feng his master. His brow furrowed and he was about to erupt, but when he saw Yan Cangtian standing beside Ling Feng, his expression changed.

“Y-You’re Yan Cangtian?”

Decades ago, Yan Cangtian had been extremely famous in the imperial capital, known to almost everyone.

In these years, although Yan Cangtian’s appearance had aged considerably, his half-step emperor aura was recognizable by anyone.

“It is indeed I, Yan Cangtian.” Yan Cangtian stroked his beard, and then turned to look at Ling Feng and the despicable donkey, unable to help but ask, “Kid, what’s your relationship with this despicable donkey?”

“No relationship!”

“He is my most, most, most, most beloved master!”

Almost simultaneously, the black donkey and Ling Feng blurted out.

“You despicable donkey, you really have the nerve to say such things?” Ling Feng’s expression darkened. He knew exactly what this guy was up to.

However, even if this despicable donkey were slaughtered, he wouldn’t be the slightest bit sad; instead, he would probably applaud.

“My god, Master! You would really deny your donkey when it’s in trouble!?” The black donkey tightly clung to Ling Feng’s thigh. “Don’t you remember the little black donkey by the Daming Lake back then[1]?”

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched. This divine donkey can really adapt to any situation. He can say the most disgusting things just to save his own skin.

“Senior, this despicable donkey has absolutely no relation to me. Feel free to turn it into donkey meat for grilling or steaming. When it’s cooked, I’d even be willing to take a bite!”

Ling Feng tried his best to distance himself from the despicable donkey.

A despicable person has no match; a despicable donkey…

Was no exception!

“So that’s how it is.” Feng Wuhen turned to Yan Cangtian, speaking cautiously, “So, Brother Yan, you wouldn’t be protecting this despicable donkey, would you?”

Yan Cangtian laughed heartily while saying, “Since this donkey has no relation to my young friend here, there’s no need for me to stick up for it.”

Feng Wuhen finally breathed a sigh of relief. Though both were half-step emperors, Yan Cangtian’s aura was even a little stronger than his. If he decided to team up with the black donkey, even Feng Wuhen wouldn’t come out unscathed.

“In that case, I thank you, Brother Yan. This despicable donkey, which caused chaos at the auction and uttered shameless words, deserves nothing but death!”

A cold light flashed in Feng Wuhen’s eyes as he raised his hand high and bellowed, “Despicable donkey, meet your end!”

The despicable donkey directly hid behind Ling Feng, clinging tightly to him. “You little brat, you dare to stand idly by? You will definitely face retribution!”

“Hmph, you deserve to die!”

Ling Feng struggled to shake off the black donkey, but it stuck to him like stubborn plaster, refusing to let go.

Feng Wuhen trembled with anger, reluctant to intervene. If he accidentally hurt Ling Feng, Yan Cangtian might have to step in even if he didn’t want to.

“You little brat, if it weren’t for my mercy in sparing your life back then, you would have long turned into dung in my belly! Don’t you know how to be grateful?”

The black donkey’s hooves tightly grasped onto Ling Feng. Its strength far exceeded Ling Feng’s, rendering his struggles futile.

Ling Feng’s expression darkened. “You despicable donkey, you’re so good at sophistry. Let go! Aren’t you the Lord Divine Donkey? Go fight! Crush your enemy to dust!”

“Hmph, I’m not feeling well today. I have diarrhea. Old geezer, if you dare, you can wait for me to return in 800 years. After 800 years, I will come back and settle the score with you!”

The black donkey’s long ears waggled incessantly as it spoke nonsense, and it showed no sign of embarrassment.

800 years?

The lifespan of human experts and demonic beasts was not even on the same level. Even true Creation Realm emperors only lived for about 500 years.

800 years later, Feng Wuhen would have already turned to dust.

“You despicable donkey!” Feng Wuhen’s figure flashed, appearing in front of Ling Feng. With a swift motion, he pressed down on the donkey’s head.

Sensing danger, the black donkey immediately dragged Ling Feng’s body, intending to use him as a human shield.

Unable to break free, Ling Feng watched as Feng Wuhen’s palm descended, a surge of wind hitting his face. Cold sweat trickled down his forehead.

Fortunately, Feng Wuhen stopped in time. He shot out a burst of wind from his left hand, aimed straight at the despicable donkey’s buttocks.

The despicable donkey reacted with remarkable agility, twisting its body and shooting out a burst of wind from its hoof, aimed directly at Ling Feng’s thigh.

“Shit!”

Ling Feng hastily retreated, but the burst of wind from the finger was too fast. It seemed like it was about to pierce his knee. Just then, a golden light flashed. It was Yan Cangtian who timely intervened and neutralized the burst of wind.

The despicable donkey was set on using Ling Feng as a shield and refused to release his grip on him, which left everyone feeling quite helpless.

The black donkey realized that this stalemate couldn’t continue forever. Its eyes rolled, and it came up with another plan. It used covert sound transmission to communicate with Ling Feng, saying, “You little brat, if I die, you’ll definitely miss out on the complete teachings of the Tianbai Emperor. Hmph, otherwise, why do you think the Tianbai Emperor entrusted me to that old coot?”

Ling Feng was already fed up with the black donkey’s antics. However, what the black donkey said seemed somewhat reasonable. Perhaps there was a connection between the black donkey and the teachings of the Tianbai Emperor. He couldn’t just stand by and watch it die.

“Hmph, if you want my help, it’s not impossible. Despicable donkey, do the three rules we agreed upon back then still count?”

“Pfft! I always keep my word. When have I ever gone back on my word?”

The despicable donkey howled loudly. But then again, this black donkey did keep his word. At least he hadn’t wantonly killed innocent people along the way or eaten human flesh. He just couldn’t shake off his despicable nature, always causing trouble wherever he went.

“Fine, I’ll trust you one more time.”

Ling Feng made up his mind. This time, he would directly establish a blood pact with the black donkey to see how it would try to wriggle out of it.

1. This is a line from the TV series ‘My Fair Princess’ ☜