The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood - Chapter 1
Little Red Riding Hood is sick. It is a terminal illness that vomits blood every two days and occasionally faints. The scientific name is Ernino terminal illness. Anyway, it is a terminal illness that cannot be cured with current technology.
The doctor said that she could only live for another month at most, so Little Red Riding Hood spent all her savings and moved into a hospice that is said to be extremely comfortable, intending to spend all her savings before she died. enjoy a life.
There is always a difference between reality and dreams, even for the dying.
On the first day of Little Red Riding Hood’s stay, the dean who checked her in was extremely bad, making Little Red Riding Hood feel that the money spent was not worth it, so she was angry.
“You’re a dying person, do you still care about your attitude?” The dean scorned.
“What happened to the dying people, I spent the money, I demand your best service.” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
“You’re a dying person, do you still care if you serve or not?” The dean scorned.
“Can you not say that the left sentence is about to die, and the right sentence is about to die. Believe it or not, I will complain to you.” Little Red Riding Hood was angry.
“You are a dying person, with such a narrow mind.” The dean continued to despise.
“You…” Little Red Riding Hood slapped the table angrily, “Refund the money, I can’t live anymore.”
“You will refund the money if you say it.” The one who got in my pocket wanted to go back, and it was beautiful.
“I called the police.” Little Red Riding Hood threatened.
“You even cheated a person who was terminally ill and died soon, aren’t you afraid of being punished?” Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t believe it.
“Haha… I’m really not afraid.” The dean sneered.
Little Red Riding Hood was indignant, speechless, and did not know what to do, how could there be such a rogue in the world.
“It’s all like this, you don’t even look for me?” The dean suddenly exclaimed.
“Okay, I’ll do it for you!” It really reminded her that Little Red Riding Hood picked up the chair and was about to smash it.
“Wait!” The dean suddenly shouted, “Congratulations on passing the interview?”
“Huh?”
“What just happened is an interview conducted by our company for you. What my company lacks is an excellent and dying person like you who is very persistent in life and money. Little Red Riding Hood Madam, you are welcome to officially become a probationary employee of Shengcheng Kegui Company.” said the dean.
“Who came to interview.” Little Red Riding Hood angrily said.
“Our welfare is very good.” The dean tempted.
“I’m a dying person, what benefits do I want.” Little Red Riding Hood refused.
Little Red Riding Hood wheeled the chair and continued to smash.
“Wait, what if I don’t die.” The dean asked, “It’s okay, the money is spent, it’s miserable. So… you might as well consider a job, the pay is really good. “
“…” Little Red Riding Hood began to think about whether the last month of her life would really be so miserable, thinking about it like this, Nima, all her savings were cheated by the liar in front of her, “Repay the money. Come.”
“Your sister, the minimum wage stipulated by the state is one thousand more than you.” Little Red Riding Hood vomited blood.
“We have rewards. Every time you complete a task, you can properly reward life points.” The dean tempted.
“You… Who are you?” Little Red Riding Hood was shocked.
“The mere down, the underworld special commissioner, all humans like to call me Judge.”
Nima, did I come to a mental hospital in the wrong place? Little Red Riding Hood muttered.
“Signing this contract, as long as you complete the first task I assigned you, you can get a year of life.” The dean did not know where to take out a golden light Shiny contract.
Little Red Riding Hood glanced at the contract, and the column of Party A read: Yincao Difu Group’s life is precious branch.
I’m going to…
The author has something to say: I don’t know why I always came up with this idea when I wrote “Dangerous Relationship”.
I left this chapter on Weibo two days ago, so I just copied it.
The bohemian little red riding hood, let’s watch it as an urban fairy tale.