The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood - Chapter 7

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    “Hahaha…”

    “Hahahahaha…”

    As a genuine hospice, isn’t it a little out of harmony with such joyous and demented laughter? But such discordant laughter came from a hospice restaurant.

    “You’re still young.”

    “Yeah, listening to this laughter makes people feel refreshed.”

    The grandparents walking in the garden sighed unconsciously when they heard the laughter coming from the window, and then took a smile on the sunny morning, breathing the fresh and natural air.

    Live and tease the cat at your feet.

    “Hahaha…Look at this message, I think it’s quite reasonable.” Bai Xue said with the phone, “You never know what a dying person will do. things to come.”

    “Oh, don’t make fun of me, I didn’t mean to.” Little Red Riding Hood was laughing all morning by them, “If I hadn’t been teleported over in the middle of the night, I could Did this happen?”

    “You are inexperienced, you will know next time.” Bai Xue tried to calm herself down, “Most people who commit suicide like to choose to commit suicide in the dead of night. So next time you When you have a task at hand, don’t leave your phone and wallet.”

    “That’s right.” Xiao Ming asked, “Then you have seen your mission target yesterday, how is your contact?”

    “Don’t mention it, he threw it out after less than five words of chat.” Said this little Red Riding Hood was depressed.

    “Hahaha…” Another burst of laughter greeted Little Red Riding Hood.

    “Stop laughing, help me find a way.” Little Red Riding Hood said, “Our analysis yesterday was wrong, that Hui Lang is not disabled at all.”

    “No?” Bai Xue and Xiao Ming looked at each other, “Did you forget to update the information given by the dean?”

    “It’s very possible, that old man is lazy to death.” Xiao Ming said, “I know how to play mahjong with the old man and the old lady in the courtyard all day long.”

    “Since there is no disability, it is a little troublesome to find a reason for his suicide.” Bai Xue said.

    “Do you have any guesses, or what is the reason for the suicide of the mission target you met?” Little Red Riding Hood asked.

    “Actually, there are two major reasons for suicide.” Bai Xue said, “The first type is the idea of ​​suicide because of external pressure and the pain of life. This type is the best. Deal with it, find the source, help solve it, and there is an 80% chance of success.”

    “The second category is a little troublesome.” Xiao Ming added, “The second category is depression, you know depression, it is said that 80% of people in today’s society suffer from it Depression is just a matter of severity.”

    “Depression?” Little Red Riding Hood felt that she understood.

    “Most of these people have higher education, better jobs, and better economic conditions. They understand all the truth and the value of life. What kind of consequences will be brought about by the people, but they just feel that there is no love for life.” Bai Xue said in detail.

     They got a plane ticket. And they planned to go to the underworld for a trip, so they committed suicide.”

     “When you say that, I suddenly want to respect their decision.” Little Red Riding Hood said in a surprising voice.

    “Why do you sound familiar.” Xiao Ming wondered.

    “Wuge also said it.” Bai Xue answered.

    Everyone said that there is no right or wrong behind the scenes, no, Bai Xue just said a word of Wu Ge, Wu Ge walked in from outside the restaurant: “What are you talking about behind my back?”

    “Wuge?” Bai Xue and Xiao Ming shouted in surprise, “You’re back from a business trip.”

    “Hmm.”

    Wuge is a rather thin looking young man, wearing a pair of rimless glasses, the whole person looks a little gloomy and serious, looking at Little Red Riding Hood a little indifferently: “The newcomer .”

    “Hello, my name is Little Red Riding Hood.” Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself.

    “Wuge, the Blue Devil is absolutely confirmed, half a year of health remaining.” Wu Ge briefly introduced himself.

    “I…I have an El Niño certificate, one month…HP.” Little Red Riding Hood added graciously. Sure enough, people are habitual. This is the introduction, and suddenly I feel that this is some kind of terminal illness. Not so scary anymore.

    “Well, what were you just discussing?” Wuge asked.

    “We’re saying that Little Red Riding Hood just said the same thing as you.” Xiao Ming quickly explained, “She also thinks that those who want to commit suicide should respect their decision and let them go. suicide.”

    No no no, I just thought that what you said seemed to make sense, so I unknowingly went along. I have no intention of supporting suicide.

    “Oh? I didn’t expect to meet a confidant here.” Wu Ge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with a little more appreciation.

    “…” Little Red Riding Hood was tangled, she should not explain it, let’s not explain it, I feel like a strange person with three wrong views, explain it, I feel that it is not easy to establish a friendship with the patient about to collapse.

    Are the people here poisonous?

      I think we should respect them,” said Wuge, “like euthanasia.”

    “Wuge is a lawyer.” Xiao Ming whispered in Little Red Riding Hood’s ear.

    Oh, no wonder they talk a lot.

    “That’s what you people who think about problems and only think about the present feel that way.” Wuge said venomously, “People like you will never be able to suffer from depression, and you will never be able to. to that level of thought.”

    “You…” Bai Xue was impatient.

    “Sister Bai Xue, forget it, he is a lawyer, how can you tell him.” Xiao Ming quickly pulled Bai Xue.

    “Then… in this case, why does the underworld want to save these people?” It can’t be all wrong.

    “You are so smart.”

    Little Red Riding Hood, who was caught off guard, was inexplicably stunned.

    “You’re the second person who was thinking about this when you got the first assignment.”

    Who is the first one, don’t ask, I know it’s you.

    “There are many suicides in the world. Why is life precious? Why does the company choose these people to save them? What are the conditions selected.” Wu Ge said.

    When he said this, the other three looked at Wu Ge curiously, obviously not knowing.

    “Two reasons, merit and value,” said Wuge.

    “The merit?”

    “Value?”

    The three looked blank.

    “I have done research, and over the years, the mission objectives in the underworld rescue plan have two common characteristics. The first is that this person has done a lot of good deeds, such as Wang Yanping, she has dozens of Years by year, she has been supporting children in the mountains, and over the decades, without her knowledge, she has trained ten doctors and two government officials. Doctors have saved countless lives, and officials have built bridges and paved roads. This is merit.”

    “The second, value. For example, Qin Tian, ​​when he committed suicide, he accomplished nothing, just a poor young man who just graduated and could not find a job. But now, he has become the leading physicist in China, Made an immeasurable contribution to today’s scientific community.” Wuge gave an example of his argument.

    “Sure enough, people still have to do more good deeds.” Xiao Ming sighed.

    “It turns out that the great scientist also committed suicide.” This is Bai Xue.

    “So…our mission goals are either great people or great people who will make great contributions to society in the future?” Little Red Riding Hood concluded.

    “Smart.” Wuge really seldom praise others like this.

    “The senior…can you help me analyze the task goal in my hand?” Little Red Riding Hood intends to seek help while the other party appreciates him.

    “Is the life you earn for me?” Wuge asked indifferently.

    “This…” Little Red Riding Hood was speechless.

    She seemed to go back to the time when she first went to work, and she went to ask her seniors if she didn’t understand anything. As a result, the senior not only did not help, but said indifferently: “I will do the work for you, will you give me your monthly salary?”

    Can’t we help each other? There is no coworker love.

    “Excuse me.” Wu Ge ignored Little Red Riding Hood whose face turned red and white, and left indifferently. As if the person who complimented the other party three times for being smart just now was not himself.

    Little Red Riding Hood turned her head in disbelief, and saw two people lying on the table who were already laughing to the point of fainting.

    The author has something to say: your comments are all hahahahaha…

    The new angel thought I was writing a collection of jokes