The Best Small Farm - Chapter 2536
Chapter 2536 Coolie anaconda pulls off the car
“That’s not good at all.” Job, one of the cameramen, couldn’t stand it any longer.
Bell sighed helplessly. “I’m so sorry, Han, I’m the first to make a python-pulled car.”
“never mind.”
Li Han, helpless, the anaconda is not a space python after all, it is smart, although Dudu is tame, but there are many instructions that the anaconda does not understand at all, and besides, in this environment, the difficulty of making a car can be imagined.
Dudu and deflated small mouth. “Dad, all the pigs with long noses are dead.”
“Why don’t we go and catch another one.” Li Han, he didn’t understand the meaning of the villain. There was no big tapir, and the little guy was going to walk again. Easy, not to mention, this python is not very smart.
“Oh fine.”
“Okay, let’s go.”
Li Han, said to Bell.
It’s almost half past ten. If you don’t leave, it will be delayed this morning. “According to the positioning, we are now three days away from the nearest big tribe.”
Li Han, took out his mobile phone, handed it to Bell, pointed and said. “Now we are in this position, Horde, here, Bell, you arrange the route.”
Bell nodded. Although he practiced on the program group, the program group was too far away. In the dense forest, it was difficult for the program group to arrange for people to come in. Besides, the program was still filmed. Fortunately, Li Han and Dudu father and daughter were completely Don’t care, take a little time.
This time, Bell, I can be relieved. Bell, although I haven’t encountered this kind of deviation a few times, it can be regarded as a familiar road. After all, it is not a big problem. As for the cameraman, with enough batteries, enough Shoot for a week.
Bell, discuss with Li Hanyi here and walk out of this forest on your own.
No, I was pulling a python cart for Dudu early in the morning, but unfortunately it didn’t work, it was almost half past ten.
After discussing and starting, Bell looked at the map. “We need to find a road sign. According to the mark here, there is a small river about half a day away from us. This river flows through the tribe. We must first find this small river.”
“This small river seems to be connected with the river in front of you?”
Li Han frowned and clicked on the map.
“That’s right, now we just need to walk along this big river. If you want to come, it’s not difficult to find the small river.” Bell, said. “Everyone get ready, we’re leaving.”
Dudu villain, puffing out his mouth, kicked the big pythons and stinky snakes beside his feet, he was so stupid that he couldn’t pull the car. “Okay, Dudu, hurry up and pack up and go.”
“Dad, stinky snake, do you want to throw it away?” Dudu asked with a puffed mouth.
“Throw it away, hehe, take it with you first.”
Li Han, after thinking about it, there may be other uses for such a big anaconda.
“Oh.”
“Stinky snake, go quickly.”
Dudu bulging small mouth.
The four big men were amused by the flattering anaconda. Although this snake can’t pull a cart, it is quite good at flattering. Dudu was entangled by the anaconda and couldn’t help it, so he touched the snake’s head, and this guy was in peace.
“Set off.”
Four big men, with a five-year-old girl doll, and a big forest anaconda on the side, this team combination is a bit weird.
“So tired.”
gone, almost two hours, Dudu villain, rubbing his belly, all hungry.
“Rest awhile.”
Li Han looked at his watch. “Bell, let’s have something to eat first, it’s noon.”
“I’m going to pick up some firewood that can be used, and see if there are fruits or leaves around for vitamin supplementation,” Bell said.
“Dudu go with Uncle Bell.” Dudu immediately threw away the teasing anaconda and ran to Bell’s side.
Bell looked at Li Han, Li Han thought about it and nodded. “Go ahead, but you’ve agreed, be obedient, Bell, let pandora come with you, little guy, know a little about plants, maybe they can help you.”
“All right.”
Bell, when talking to Li Han, Dudu didn’t take it to heart if he could help him.
Dudu villain, immediately happy, Pidianpidian followed Bell to find edible plants, of course, the little guy, and his own small plans.
Before I came, I didn’t know, where did I hear it? Amazon has a kind of happiness flower. If a married bride can receive a happiness flower, she will be happy all her life. The little guy doesn’t know what happiness is. He asked Liu Xiaoxiao, Liu Xiaoxiao said casually. In a sentence, happiness is happy every day, eats well, sleeps well, plays well, and mom and dad accompany her every day, well, Dudu villain will remember.
Looking for the flowers of happiness is the main task of the villain when he comes to Amazon. In contrast, Li Han, finding a few rare plants is nothing. The engagement party did not invite many people and did not give any decent gifts.
It’s not that Li Han forgot, but Li Han prepared a wedding gift. You know, Li Han thought about this gift for many days, and finally had a preliminary plan. On a small island on the edge of Hawaii’s Baby Island, a rare plant garden was built for Jennifer, which was one of the wedding gifts.
Came to Amazon. Li Han has been paying attention, but unfortunately, only one kind of plant has been found so far. It is a rare plant, but unfortunately it is not beautiful enough. Li Han, meeting the villain, took out a small book, followed Bell and smiled.
“Happiness Flower, if only there was such a thing.”
Li Han, shook his head. “Oops, I forgot, pandora took all the velvet grass away.”
“Han, hand the pandora to me.” Job said with a smile. “Little guy, you just told me that you will definitely be looking for velvet grass.”
“Really?”
Li Han couldn’t help laughing, this little ghost was intentional.
Take the velvet grass, Li Han’s knife, and rub the flint to create sparks. Carefully, light the velvet grass, add some dry branches and leaves, and slowly form a small fire.
“Job, look after the fire. I’ll go and clean up the tapir.”
Li Han, said.
“Okay, Han.” Job nodded.
The big tapir was killed by the python, and the little tapir was left. I don’t know, where did it go? Dudu villain searched for a long time and couldn’t find it. Eighty percent of it went into the python’s stomach. However, the python’s belly doesn’t look like it. Anyway, the little tapir Not found, the big tapir died, simply, the tapir was skinned, cut off a few legs and put it on.
Cleaned the tapir, Li Han, filled a tank with some water, and returned to the camp. “Job, haven’t Bell and Pandora come back yet?” Li Han hung the tapir meat on the side of the tree branch, the jar, and hung it on the hook of the tree stick, sat down and asked.
“Not yet back,” Job said.
“Don’t worry, Han, Bell is an experienced survival expert and won’t let pandora do dangerous things,” Job said.
“I’m not worried about pandora.”
Li Han said in a low voice, stood up, took down the dripping tapir meat, cut a piece with a knife, and cut it into finger-sized strips. “Waiting for Bell and pandora to find edible plants and cook some soup together.”
said, Li Han’s whole big tapir legs were supported by two branches. “There will be enough firewood in a while, let’s roast meat.”
Job admired Li Han’s cooking skills, especially when he learned that Li Han and pandora had won the championship of Texas Barbecue Festival, one of the three major barbecue festivals in the United States.
This will make Li Han fiddle with the pickled tapir, and Job doesn’t blink.
Li Han’s seasonings are put away, just kidding, it won’t be very good when the cameraman comes back to take pictures.
On the other side, Bell and Dudu, holding firewood and begonia branches, squatted on the edge of the grass. “Smelly snake snake, hurry up, hurry up.”
I didn’t expect that when I came out to pick up firewood, I met a jaguar that was hunting, and it was still a big guy. Dudu villain gestured, and his small body could completely ride this powerful guy.
The jaguar, the little thing that is chasing, the villain even knows it, the little tapir that ran away, it’s a coincidence. “Pandora, if there is danger for a while, hide behind your uncle.”
“Uh-huh.”
Little man, nod your little head. “Uncle Bell, catch the tabby cat in a moment, ride back with pandora, and show it to Dad.”
Bell can’t laugh or cry, tabby cat, this is a jaguar. It’s the first time I’ve been a hunter to capture a jaguar. Last time, Bell was just a spectator. This time, I directly participated in the capture of the jaguar.
Fortunately, there is a forest anaconda here. With such a big guy, Bell, I believe that, at least, safety can be partially guaranteed.
Seeing the anaconda getting closer and closer to the jaguar, Bell put down the firewood and begonia branches and leaves in his hand. “Pandora, you are waiting here.”
The villain blinked and nodded, but when Bell didn’t go far, the villain actually went around to the other side and was closer to the jaguar than Bell. When Bell looked back, he almost died of fright.
Dudu faced Bell, blinking, giggling, Bell was helpless. “No way. After a while, rush out by yourself. Even if you can’t catch the jaguar, at least you have to scare it away and not hurt this little guy.”
(end of this chapter)