The Best Small Farm - Chapter 2539
Chapter 2539 Little Devil’s Revenge
“Now is not the time to be angry, first scoop out the water and plug the hole.” Li Han opened his backpack, took out a jar and handed it to Job.
“No, the hole is too big.” Job said.
“Block it with a parachute.” Li Han said, took out his parachute hammock and handed it to Job.
“not good.”
This side was blocked just now, and the bow was in trouble. “Cracked?”
The plank of the bow cracked, and a larger hole appeared than before. “These **** are trying to kill us.”
“Bell, don’t move, row the boat with peace of mind, I’ll block it.” Li Han, speaking, went straight to the backpack and stuffed it into the hole.
Yes, this side has just been blocked, and there is a new situation, and there is another hole in the bow. “Bastards, these bastards.”
Bell, I had to block the direct backpack, but this time, no one is rowing, and the boat can’t be parked in the middle of the river. Maybe, there will be another situation in a while, and the boat will really sink.
“pandora rowing.”
Now there is only Dudu villain on board, an idler. “you?”
Don’t say, Bell and others, Li Han are a little worried, little guy, can you operate it? “Pandora needs stinky snakes to help.”
said the villain, holding the oars and pointing at the anaconda.
“Yeah, how could I forget it.” Li Han patted his forehead.
“whee.”
Dudu looked smug, he used the parachute rope to wrap the anaconda on his body, and pulled the boat. The speed was faster than Bell just now. Leaky places.
“These people are really vicious.”
Li Han, took a deep breath, these people are determined to think that their group will be wiped out, but there are still children.
“Bad.”
Dudu, bulging mouth.
Job and Bell had extremely ugly expressions on their faces. They could not wait to go back now and give this group of vicious **** a hard lesson.
“Mr. Fire, let’s bake our clothes first. It’s better to wait for the sky to get dark. It’s enough.” Li Han, in the past two days, I can understand the forest climate. At night, it is not as good as during the day. Although it is still humid, it is not hot. This will make the clothes soaked all over, if not dry, some will suffer at night.
“That’s right, dry the clothes first, eat something, and put other things aside first.” Bell, nodded.
The people found firewood, ignited the velvet grass, added branches and dead leaves, and finally the fire started. “I’m going to chop a few branches. We have so many clothes that we can’t finish baking them all at once.” Li Han stood up and picked up the branches.
came back and erected the branches. The little dudes were on one side, guarding a small fire and roasting their clothes. Dad and uncle roasted opposite each other, and they were blocked by parachute cloth in the middle. “Don’t peek at the tabby cat.”
Li Han couldn’t help laughing, kid, he was too curious, fortunately, Li Han didn’t take off all his clothes. He lifted a corner. Sure enough, the villain hid behind the jaguar’s butt, and looked across the gap with curiosity.
Li Han knocked Dudu’s little head angrily. “Obviously bake your clothes, don’t freeze.”
“Oh.”
Dudu is wearing small trousers and blinking big eyes.
“Dad, Dudu is hungry.”
“Hungry again?”
Li Han smiled wryly. “Didn’t you just eat barbecue?”
“Not enough, Dad, Dudu wants to eat dried fish.”
“Okay, as long as you are obedient, Dad will bake dry fish for you in a while, I really can’t do anything about you.” Li Han helplessly rubbed his little head.
“No peeking.”
“Yeah.” Dudu nodded vigorously.
Next, the villain didn’t peek, but from time to time he directed the jaguars and anacondas to make trouble, causing Li Han, Bell, and Job to be dumbfounded.
Listening to the next door, the villain giggled from time to time, and the four big men could only smile bitterly, this little naughty. “Han, you should dry the fish for pandora first, and if you continue like this, I’ll be scared out of my heart attack,” Job said.
Bell and the other cameraman nodded in unison, joking, and were about to undress when suddenly the curtain moved, and a jaguar ran in, staring at them, anyone would get cold down there, it was terrifying, Frightened a few times, and something really went wrong.
What else can Li Han say? Baked the dried fish and gave it to the villain. Sure enough, with the grilled dried fish, the little guy is finally honest. Li Han and the others breathed a sigh of relief.
It was dark and the clothes were drying, so a small shed was set up as the most sheltered place, and a parachute hammock was tied up. Bell and Li Han, Job was assigned, Li Han guarded the first half of the night, and Bell and Job guarded the second half of the night.
There was no problem all night. The next morning, Bell and Li Han got up early, came to the river, and dragged the boat ashore. You must know that having a boat and not having a boat are completely different. By boat, you may not be able to reach the city in the morning. tribe.
But no, let alone one day, you may not be able to arrive in two days.
Fortunately, there was no big problem with the boat except for a few people who pecked out the holes. Li Han and Bell took half a day to repair it. “Let’s go now?” Job, seeing that the ship is repaired, at least there will be no big holes and leaks.
“Before we set off, should we send some gifts to the opposite tribe,” Li Han said.
“Gift?” Bell smiled. “Yes, I want to give you a gift.”
“However, Han, I think you should coax your little princess first.” Bell, smiling, carried his backpack and walked towards the woods.
Li Han smiled bitterly. Yesterday, he promised the villain, and today he will accompany her to catch fish, but he was busy repairing the boat in the morning. I forgot about it, and when I remembered it, it was almost eleven o’clock.
Dudu was angry, very angry, when he saw Li Han coming, he turned his head and ignored his father, but whispered in his mouth. “Dads are all liars, and liars are not good fathers anymore.”
Li Han smiled wryly, this villain. “Dudu, look, what is this?”
Li Han shook his hand and just caught it, a small green snake, very beautiful, with some red stripes and black spots on its head, well, this is a highly poisonous snake, but Li Han, I don’t think so much, this little guy Will hurt Dudu.
“Little Snake Snake.”
Dudu cheered, and immediately thought that he was still angry with his father. “Dudu doesn’t talk to dad.”
“Ha ha.”
Li Han smiled and threw the little snake aside, the little green snake, next to the ground, ran away immediately, joking, encountering a pervert with a sadistic tendency, even more outrageous, this guy is completely not afraid of his own snake venom.
It’s a pity, the little green snake doesn’t know, a bigger and more terrifying demon king, small feet, fell from the sky, stepped on the little green snake, pinched the little hand, the little green snake, it was a tragedy, the tail was pulled by Dudu, taut, playing a few times He threw it directly to the two poisonous snakes on his wrist for lunch.
The villain killed a venomous snake in three or two strokes. Li Han was completely speechless, but he gave it to the villain to play with as a pet, how could it become food in an instant.
Don’t care, the villain is not angry, Li Han smiled. “Dudu, Uncle Bell and I have just discussed to send some small gifts to the tribe. You are here to be obedient.”
“Giving gifts to bad guys?”
Dudu bulging small mouth. “Don’t go to Dudu, send it, and Dad don’t go either.”
“Ha ha.”
Li Han smiled and touched Dudu’s little head. “It’s a fun gift. Bad uncles will definitely be moved to tears by the gifts from Dad and Uncle Bell.”
Little man, don’t be stupid, just react immediately. “Dudu understands. Dad and Uncle Bell are going to destroy, and Dudu is going too.”
“no.”
Li Han, with a stern face.
“No, no.”
The villain hugged Li Han’s arm and shook it vigorously.
“Don’t make trouble.”
“Dudu all helped.” The villain, seeing that it was useless to act like a spoiled child, rolled his eyes, thinking of other ways.
“What can you do?”
Li Han pouted.
“Dudu caught a lot of bigmouth fish in the morning.” Dudu said. “Everyone can help.”
“Bigmouth fish?”
Li Han was completely speechless about the strange names Dudu gave to various animals.
“Hmm, they all have a lot of teeth, they gnawed off the boat.” Dudu said.
“Big Piranha?”
Li Han looked at the villain, gestures, size, characteristics, this is not a big piranha, it is much bigger than a piranha, this thing eats carrion, of course, if people or livestock fall into the water, these guys will not be polite.
As for biting the ship’s board, Li Han has never heard of it, it’s just a villain, so maybe it’s true.
“Can you really bite through the board?”
“Mmmm.” Dudu nodded vigorously. “It can be bitten.”
“Well.”
Li Han said. “I can take you there, but I won’t be naughty for a while.”
“Dudu will be very good.”
Li Hanxin said, I believe you, it’s strange, but fortunately, Li Han thought that there are still small steel teeth, no, let these guys out.
(end of this chapter)