The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back - Chapter 82

After Yunjinshu sent the kidney beans to the kindergarten, he rode his bicycle to work.

The little guy first walked into the gate with a small schoolbag on his back, and when his father walked away, he ran out, lying at the gate of the kindergarten and looking around. After seeing Han Jiang, he quickly ran a few times and threw himself happily. Go up.

“Uncle Fire-breathing Dragon!”

The little guy rushed up like a meat ball, and plunged softly into Han Jiang’s arms, rubbing it with extreme enthusiasm, and the corners of Han Jiang’s mouth were continuously upturned, upturned, and upturned again.

Reaching out and holding him up on his shoulders, his heart went up and down a few times, as if the moment he was in contact with this child, he felt the wonder of blood relationship more deeply.

“Bean, do you miss me?”

Kidney Dou nodded vigorously, holding a bunch of Han Jiang’s hair in her little hand, and said, “The beans really want to drip, but my uncle doesn’t come to see me. Where have you been uncle for so long?”

“Um… Uncle go find a way to solve some of the troubles with your father.”

“Is the trouble solved now? Why don’t you want Dad to see it?” The little guy asked with his head tilted.

Han Jiang smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, “Not yet, so uncle can’t see your father, otherwise he will be unhappy.”

Kidney Dou felt that this issue was too complicated, and it went beyond the scope of which meat stuffed buns and ham sausages were delicious, so she nodded her head faintly.

“That uncle wants to cheer up to make my father happy.”

Han Jiang smiled and nodded, raised his hand and scratched the little kidney bean’s nose. At this time, the class bell rang, and the kindergarten teacher found it out of the classroom and saw the little guy in Han Jiang’s arms at a glance.

This teacher was the same one I met in the hospital last time. She recognized Han Jiang and greeted with a smile, “Hello, Mr. Han, I was looking for kidney beans everywhere, but I didn’t expect that he ran out again after seeing you. what.”

Han Jiang said hello politely, put the kidney beans down, rubbed his head and said, “Bean, it’s late, let’s go to class with the teacher.”

Kidney Dou was very afraid that Han Jiang would disappear after such a walk, and he would not appear for a long time, so he approached pitifully, reached out and grabbed his trousers, raised his head and said, “Uncle, I’ll make my father happy, can you stop leaving? “

Of course Han Jiang felt reluctant to bear him, but if Yun Jinshu knew that he would not let Kid Bean go to class and abducted him without authorization, wouldn’t it be more difficult to explain clearly?

“Be good, Douzi, I won’t leave. Uncle promises you that you will see me when you finish class at noon, okay?”

Kidney Bean shook his head vigorously, holding his leg and not letting go, “No, you adults never count. You said you want to accompany Douzi last time, but it turned out that you didn’t leave! You are not allowed to go, I will take you Go to see dad.”

Now Han Jiang was doing it hard, but the teacher next to him covered his mouth and laughed, “Why don’t you follow Mr. Han? Anyway, this morning is a parent-child activity class. Many children’s parents are here, Kiddou’s father. Because you’re a teacher, you can’t ask for leave at will, so you just happen to replace it. Isn’t it good?”

Han Jiang’s heart moved after hearing this, “Can I really go in?”

The female teacher nodded, “Of course, every time the parent-child activity class, Little Kidney is a person, this time you can follow him, he will definitely be happy.”

Kidney Dou’s eyes brightened when she heard this, and she jumped and jumped excitedly, “That’s right, Douzi almost forgot. Uncle, come to class with me. Dad said he likes children the most!”

Han Jiang couldn’t help laughing. Unexpectedly, this little guy, Kidney Dou, was young and had a great ability to catch people’s minds. A single sentence hit him to the point. Now he knows that he is bargaining with Yunjinshu.

In the end, he turned off his cell phone, put aside the mess in S City, and walked into the kindergarten with Kid Bean’s little hand.

No matter what big things he has, it is not as important as accompanying Jinshu and his son.

The so-called parent-child activity class is actually a “two-person three-legged play” with the parents leading their children.

The children in the class are divided into two groups. Each parent takes the children to form a team. The team competes with each other. Whoever wins will add one point to his team. In the end, which team wins, reward Apple and One small red flower, and the group that fails will also have a consolation prize lollipop.

This kind of competition requires a high degree of cooperation and tacit understanding between parents and children. Many children have practiced with their father or mother many times at home a day in advance, so they are full of confidence as soon as they play.

Seeing that the two sets of scores reached 9:9, the last kidney bean to play stood aside panicked, twisting the corners of his clothes with his small hands and bulging his buns, and seemed worried.

Han Jiang was amused by his son’s serious expression. He rubbed his hair and said, “What’s wrong, the little face wrinkled is almost catching up with the little old man, so don’t worry about having uncles.”

Kidney Bean is still a little worried, “But my uncle hasn’t practiced with me. What if we fall down for a while? Not only is it embarrassing, but we also lose the game.”

Han Jiang raised his eyebrows, bent his eyes and squatted down to look at him and said, “Bean, or else, let’s make a bet, if uncle helps you mess up the game, uncle will invite you to dinner and fried chicken thighs. Buns, you can eat whatever you want. If your uncle wins, you will be invited to dinner, but you have to change your name to uncle, how about it?”

“Change your name? What is it called uncle?” Kidney Bean tilted her head, rubbing her chin with her fingers, and she didn’t understand.

“Well, just call it Dad.” Han Jiang smiled openly, with a sense of joy that fooled his son.

“But Douzi has a father. Dad said that there can only be one father, and Dad and Dad Douzi can’t tell which father it is.”

Han Jiang was so dizzy by his son’s “dad” that he didn’t get around for a long time, so he just continued to say, “You call me Dad without telling Jinshu. Anyway, he doesn’t know. You can wait until he is in front of him. Change your mouth, little idiot.”

Kidney Bean shook his head very and very resolutely, with a puffed face, holding a small fist and saying, “Watch!”

“Douzi has a father, and Douzi wants a mother.” Kidney Dou raised her head, revealing those round and big eyes that resemble Yunjinshu. He looked at Han Jiang waterly and said, “Uncle, I thought about it a long time ago. I called your mother, but my father wouldn’t let it, but since you’ve brought it up, it’s useless for Dad to object! Mom, you must help me win the game!”

Han Jiang stuck a mouthful of old blood in his throat. He didn’t breathe for a long time and stroked his forehead feebly. Why did he feel like he was going around and was pitted by his own son!

Lao Tzu is really your father! biological!

“The tenth kid and the parents are paying attention. Please tie up the ropes on your legs, wear knee pads and helmets, and each is in place. The game is about to begin.”

A notice of the game came from the loudspeaker of the playground. Kidney Bean said “Wow”, and he didn’t listen to Han Jiang’s unconvincing resistance. He hurriedly put on a small knee pad and picked up an adult helmet next to him. On Han Jiang’s head, he clenched his small fist and said, “Mom, we have to come on! For the meat buns and chicken thighs, Fiting!”

Han Jiang: “…”

Finally the game started. The other kids in the same group were jumping and cheering with garlands. The atmosphere was not so enthusiastic. It was Sanzhuzi and his father who were competing with Kidney Bean. The little guy looked back at Kidney Bean and gave him a special look. Said, “Bean, you just wait to surrender, remember the bet we both made just now, if you lose, you have to let me kiss!”

Han Jiang couldn’t laugh or cry, but Kid Dou took a very serious look at him, “Laughing, we are in a very serious game!”

“Sanzhuzi, don’t be too proud. My mother is not afraid of you even if she has beaten a fire-breathing dragon. We will fly by after a while. If you lose, you have to let me kiss you back.”

God…how do you think your son is at a disadvantage in this business?

Han Jiang was speechless. He didn’t know how to express his opinion. When he saw his son’s white and tender face, he was deeply worried. He was worried about him at such a young age. Is it worth it? !

When the two little guys were playing sideways, the whistle blew suddenly. At the moment of the start, Kidney Bean pouted at the three pillars next to him and made a kiss. The three pillars immediately fainted. I took the wrong step and almost fell face-down X and X.

Han Jiang was completely stunned, but Kidney Bean yelled, pulling on Han Jiang’s clothes and shouting, “Mom, run!”

The result is no doubt that Han Jiang and the Kid Dou father and son won with an absolute overwhelming advantage, 10:9 for the group to get the welfare treatment of Big Apple and Little Red Flower.

After class, Ersha and Niuniu, two buddies, and the “corona” of the three pillars came up and looked around Han Jiang, yelling that this uncle is so handsome.

Kidney Bean with a small red flower holding a big apple in hand was particularly proud and said with a small face, “That is, my mom is second only to my dad, of course he is very handsome.”

Han Jiang thoroughly learned his son’s quirky spirit this morning. It’s not surprising to see him playing treasures at this time. He smiled and patted his little butt. “You little bastard’s mouth really follows your dad. It’s slick and nonsense. .”

The three pillars next to him looked incomprehensible and said, “But shouldn’t all mothers be female? Why is your mother male?”

Why can’t kidney bean be played? At this time, the righteous Niuniu jumped out, “I know! It must be kidney bean’s mother and father that have a bad relationship!”

Does it matter whether it is a man or a woman? Han Jiang was ashamed.

Kidney Bean curled his mouth when he heard this unhappy, tears came again like a faucet, and fluttered in his eyes.

Er silly looked at this and immediately hit Niuniu and Sanzhu, “You two fools, don’t tell the truth!”

“…” Han Jiang looked at the sky and rubbed his painful forehead.

Kidney Dou seemed to be serious, thinking about what Han Jiang said to him before, and Yun Jinshu’s attitude that Han Jiang never met him. He confirmed that the friends said it was good, and that father and mother really had a bad relationship.

“Then… Is it swollen to have good feelings? QAQ”

Ersha took the lead this time and raised her hand, “I know I know, do you remember the couple shirt that Niuniu and I passed on last time? You buy one for mom and dad, and they will get better after they wear it.”

Kidney Bean nodded vigorously and understood.

When he got up in the morning, his father refused to let him mention the three words “couple shirt”. It turned out that he was afraid of touching the scene, thinking of his mother who had been away for a long time. No wonder he was so angry that he took away his meat buns.

After that, the four children gathered together and talked about it. Han Jiang was helpless, sitting on one side of the table and waiting, took out a box from his pocket and looked at it, then carefully stuffed it into his pocket. in.

After school finally ended, Han Jiang took kidney beans to dinner. There was nothing too delicious in the small county. He didn’t even have a Kentucky Fried Chicken for his son that children would like to eat. He could only find it in the most prosperous place in the county. Had a meal in a restaurant.

But what’s strange is that the kidney bean snack is not like it used to. It doesn’t care when you see chicken thighs. Instead, it eats absent-mindedly and seems to be thinking about something.

Han Jiang thought his son was tired and didn’t care too much. After the two had eaten, he took his son’s hand and walked back. When passing by a shopping mall, Kidney Dou suddenly stopped and couldn’t leave.

“What’s wrong? Does Douzi want to buy anything?”

Kidney Bean nodded, remembering the last time his father took the “QIN (ZI) shirt” he bought in this mall.

“Mom, I’ll take you away, let’s go shopping for good things.”

Han Jiang was unclear, so he was dragged in by kidney beans. The little guy was familiar with the shop and found the shop. He pointed to a large-size T-shirt with a little yellow duck and said, “Mom, this is this one. You can buy it quickly, and Dad will like you after putting it on.”

Han Jiang froze for a moment, and then couldn’t help laughing. He really didn’t expect his son to take what Ersha had said seriously, but thinking that he worked so hard to reconcile himself with Yunjinshu, his heart still couldn’t help being soft. It’s like a piece of dried dough.

It’s impossible to know what a child’s mouth is innocent and innocent. As an adult, Han Jiang shouldn’t care about it, but he can’t help the kidney bean’s soft and hard froth, and he can’t resist the idea of ​​getting closer and closer to Yunjinshu. Yire really bought that extremely Q T-shirt and put it on her body.

The father and son went to the kindergarten leisurely wearing exactly the same clothes. In the afternoon, Han Jiang was sitting at the entrance of the kindergarten, using his mobile phone to deal with official affairs, while waiting for the kidney bean to leave school, but he forgot that Yun Jinshu would come after get off work at night. The kindergarten takes care of kidney beans.

At 5:30 in the afternoon, the kindergarten was finally over. Kidney Bean ran out carrying a small schoolbag and called her mother several times in Han Jiang’s arms. By this time, Yun Jinshu had already arrived far away on his bicycle. At this moment, Han Jiang Bi was inevitable, and the eyes of the two suddenly collided.

Yunjinshu’s eyelashes trembled uncontrollably, and Han Jiang’s palms were sweating nervously.

As the sun sets, three people are standing in front of the kindergarten wearing exactly the same clothes. They look very sweet, as if they are enough to freeze for a lifetime.